Disclaimer: I don't own, so back off lawyers! –holds 'Harry potter and the half-blood prince threateningly- -lawyers back up a bit then turn and run-

A/N: Sorry this is so short, but, MY EYES THEY BLEEEEED! (I stayed on the computer too long)

Once again all of the people that had aimlessly wandered into this fanfic for no apparent reason, (and possibly those who purposely read this fanfic) find them selves in Kish's extremely messy room. Suddenly a manual for clipart smacked the authoress's head to remind her to get on with it.

"KISH! Throwing books at people, or aliens is my job!"

"But I didn't do it!"

"Then who did? That lump of mould over there?" The authoress pointed at a grotesque mouldy something in a corner.

"He did!" Kish pointed to his nerdy dub self, who was stupidly named 'Dren', which you all know is 'nerd' spelled backwards.

"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-" the authoress fell to the floor, covering her eyes.

"SHUT UP AUTHORESS!"

The authoress shut up, and put on some dark sun glasses.

"There now I won't have to see that poor excuse for an alien."

Dren just stuck out his tongue.

The authoress glared at him. "YOU MUST BE PUNISHED!" The authoress yelled dramatically.

Bowleena suddenly entered the room and smacked the authoress on the back of the head, making her freak out just like when that annoying bum named Tyler smacked her during the field trip.

Kish read the above sentence. "Akito, that was long to say!"

The authoress just continued to freak out, waving her arms around like a maniac for a few minutes.

"Dren- Ugg, I hate that name, from now on you shall be referred to as 'D'- your punishment shall be that you have to clean that half of the room." The authoress pointed to the messier and more dimly lit side of the room, which also had a few bats roosting in the rafters.

D pouted, "Why can't I clean that side?" D pointed to the better lit side of the room that was complete with happy bunnies and squirrels and a rainbow

Bowleena answered for the authoress. "Because you're just a stupid dub, and it doesn't matter if you get murdered by some wild mould." The authoress patted Bowleena on the back. "Good job, my insane blond minion- I mean friend, couldn't have said it better myself!"

-Later, after the authoress and Bowleena left-

"So what happened to Dren?" Tarto asked over dinner.

As soon as he said this there was a loud cry of 'DON'T SAY THE NAME! HIS NAME IS NOW D!'

Kish just shook his head. "Baka authoress…" He muttered. 'I heard that!' was the next cry.

"Any way, what happened to D?"

Kish swallowed a mouthful of food before answering; "He died….painfully, he just finished cleaning and was coming out when some mould ambushed him."

Pai shook his head. "One down, two to go." They all laughed manically along with the disembodied voices of the authoress and Bowleena (Who was mumbling something about her favourite character being dubbed 'Westly' or something.) "HOW COULD THEY NAME KEIICHIRO WESTLY? WHY? ARGGGGGG-"Bowleena was cut off by the authoress. "Bowleena I know you're mad because of the dubbing, like me, BUT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO BE FORCED TO KICK YOUR DISEMBODIED BUT!" Bowleena fell silent and the three aliens sweat dropped.

"She's insane." Kish whispered to the other two.

"I HEARD THAT!"

A/N: I'm baaaaaaaack! –gets pelted with heavy books- Don't blame the authoress! ...blame…..Uhh….my mom! She kicked me off of the computer multiple times! Also, the 'Akito that was long to say' comment is only understandable if you watch/read fruits basket.