Disclaimer: If I owned Tokyo mew mew, it wouldn't be suffering from all of the mew puns in the dub.

A/N: Hello all! –gets pelted with more rotten vegetables- heh, I was on writers block for this chapter for ages…heck I had writers block when I was writing this chapter, so excuse the complete randomness in this chapter…and the stuipedness…..and the extreme shortness… -runs for cover from the rotten thing being chucked-

"D Wake up."

Poke

D twitched slightly.

"Come on D, you're a stupid dub, thus you can't die until I say so, which will be after you finish cleaning Kish's room."

D moaned and sat up.

"It's alive!.!.!.!.!" Bowleena shouted, like that dude from Frankenstein .

"That's a good thing?" Kish asked sarcastically.

Bowleena shrugged. "I dunno, I've just always wanted to say that!"

"Now that you've decided if I'm dead or not, can I go annoy Zoey?"

"NO! You can't go bug that pathetic Ichigo- dub! You must clean Kish's room!"

"Do I have to?"

The authoress held up 'Random House Roget's Thesaurus'.

"Woo! Random!" Bowleena shouted.

D left to go clean.

Bowleena ran around the room shouting 'Random!' until that is, the authoress smacked her with the CD case for 'where in the world is Carman Sandiego'.

The authoress, Bowleena and Kish all sat down on the floor waiting for something interesting to happen.

"…When is something interesting going to happen?.!.?.!" Kish yelled, springing up from where he had been AVIDLY watching Bowleena poke some mould.

"How 'bout now?" The authoress asked.

"But nothing is happening!"

The authoress threw some rabid salt and vinegar chips at Kish. "Now there is."

"Argggggggggggggggg!" Kish ran around the room trying with al his might to free himself from the grasp of the chips.

"What," Kish panted, after he had dislodged all of the chips, "is with your scary obsession with rabid salt and vinegar chips? Do you know how bad rabid chip bits hurt?.!.? Especially salt and vinegar ones! All that salt in cuts HURT!"

The authoress shrugged "No, actually I don't 'cause they won't bite me." The authoress made her pet cat Scooter appear out of nowhere. "Cats like me to, see?" The authoress petted Scooter, who purred loudly.

Kish glared. "Well, how do you know that purring means he's happy? Maybe it secretly means that he's mad at you! Or maybe it's a secret cod that cats send to the government, so they can take over the world…." Kish looked around the room, as if expecting to see government spies jumping out from behind piles of magazines or lumps of mould.

"Sorry to break up you conspiracy theories Kish, but D is gone." Bowleena stated.

"WHAT?.!.?.!.?.!" Kish and the authoress yelled simultaneously.

"I went to see if he died yet, and when I got there no one was there."

Kish, Bowleena and the authoress rushed to where D had been cleaning.

"He left, TRAITOR!" Kish yelled.

"He didn't leave." The authoress stated.

"What did you say?" Kish asked.

"I said; He didn't leave."

"Are you blind or something authoress?"

"No, he's right there." Bowleena said, pointing to D's body, which was partially hidden behind a small mountain of dust.

"Is he dead authoress?" Bowleena asked.

"Yup."

"Crud, that means that I actually have to clean m room now." Kish said, cursing.

"Nah, I'll just bring him back to life or something in the next chapter…"

"Wouldn't that be like, ripping off Death? You might annoy people if you do that…"

"Psh, I'll be fine….I hope…"

"The three then proceeded to poke D's body until the authoress decided that it was to mew mew power-ifyed to touch with out getting a bad case of mew puns.

A/N: (Again) See, it was short! Stupid writers block.

Kish and Bowleena: GET HER!

Me: Oh crud, they're STILL on war path because of the second chapter of Kish Vs. cooking? (While running) Bye!.!.!.!

Bowleena and Kish: COME BACKE HERE!