Disclaimer: I've said it so many different ways that I'm going to say it the dull way: I OWN NOTHING!

A/N: I'm saving my authors note till the end.

Once again we find ourselves in Kish's extremely messy room watching him try to fight off some sort of animal that was mutated from eating mould.

"Back you fiend! Back I say!" Kish yelled proceeding to smack the evil mutant silly, with-

"A newspaper?" Kish asked glaring at the authoress. "What good is that going to do?"

The authoress just shrugged.

Kish sighed. "Oh well. Eat ink you monster!" Kish whacked the monster on the head.

It just blinked and ripped the newspaper to shreds with its claws.

"Crud." Kish stated and teleported somewhere safe.

The monster turned to the authoress.

"Heh…" The authoress backed up slightly.

"FEEL THE WRATH OF FULLMOON WO SAGASHITE!" The authoress then continued to whack the monster senseless with 'fullmoon wo sagashite Vol. 1'

The mutant animal collapsed to the ground and disappeared in a poof of paperclips.

Kish poked his head out of his hiding spot (his closet). "Is it gone?"

"Yes it is you big baby."

She grinned. "Now my minion, continue cleaning-" GASP! "-Your room."

Kish glared. "Whatever happened to Dr-"

"DON'T SAY THE NAME!"

"-en?"

"ARGGGGGG!" The authoress collapsed screaming.

"Now you've done it." Bowleena said, appearing out of nowhere.

"It's-" GASP! "Bowleena!"

"Did you know that gasping is bad for the environment?"

Kish cocked an eyebrow. "Says who?"

"Some dead Spanish guy." Bowleena stated.

The authoress mumbled something into the dusty floor.

"What was that authoress?"

The authoress raised her head slightly. "He was French, not Spanish."

"Authoress, shouldn't we go get D?" Bowleena asked.

"Oh right, I'm ripping off death today, aren't I?"

D suddenly appeared in the room, alive.

"Didn't I die?" D asked.

"Ya, you did but you still need to clean Kish room."

D twitched slightly. "WHEN WILL THE HORRORS EVER END?"

"When you Kish's room is clean… I'm guessing a month…"

D fell over in a dead faint.

The authoress nudged D with her foot. "They sure don't make slaves like they used to."

"Good things never last." Bowleena added.

"Oh great, I think he died again! How many times am I going to have to cheat death today?.!.?" The authoress shouted in her well-known overly dramatic voice.

"Once more?" Bowleena asked, trying to be of help.

The authoress smacked herself. "I don't really want to cheat death right now, so I'll clean Kish room right now, the EASY way!" The authoress declared.

"How in the heck authoress are you gonna do that?" Kish asked.

"Like this. AILEEN! KK!" Immediately two girls appeared in the room.

"Can you clean- er redecorate this room?" The authoress motioned to Kish's disaster area.

"SURE!" They shouted in unison. "We love redecorating rooms!"

-Hours later-

Kish, Bowleena, The authoress, Pai, Tarto and millions of rabid salt and vinegar chips all stood in shock as they looked at Kish's now spotless-room.

"Authoress what's that?" Kish asked, pointing at the carpet. "I've never seen anything like it before!"

Ignoring Kish, the authoress turned to Bowleena "You know, seeing Kish's room finally clean seems like we're tempting fate or something- like ripping off death or something." Nanoseconds later the entire room exploded.

"Bowleena, I've discovered that tempting fate and ripping off death are BAD ideas." The authoress stated calmly, half-buried under what used to be Kish's room, obviously trying to ignore Death and Fate's loud laughter above, where they were observing everyone try to get out from under the mounds of plaster.

A/N:

Me: -sobbing- It's over! The danger of cleaning is over!

Kish: really?

D and Kish together: YAY THE INSANITY IS OVER!

Me: (still sobbing) –sighs- sorry this chapter is utter crud, I'm sleep- deprived right now, and everything is coming out weird…

BIG thanks go out to

BOWLEENA!

Mew-Sahara

SamKo

Kamyra

Eem

Thanks also to everyone else who reviewed and read my fanfic, big hugs! –hugs everyone-