Author's Notes: Sorry for the long wait. I'm evil. I poke myself. Ow. And by the way, I think I inhaled something halfway through this chapter because it went a bit off-beam…but who cares? Off-beam is fun!

Chapter Four: Attack Of The Obsessed Fan Girl

"Oh My God! Oh My God!" And inside I was saying: ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod. My eyes wide. I couldn't believe who I was looking at. "I-It's you! I mean. You're y-you! Oh my God. You're real! Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod"

He looked back at me with a quizzical look, and I detected fear, like he was going to make a run for it at any second. Daniel, who was also giving me strange looks started to poke my face. I tore my eyes away from the sexiness before me and looked at Daniel.

"Why are you doing that?" I asked un-amusedly.

"I want to go home." He sniffled, still poking me in the face.

I grabbed his hand and moved it away from my face, I walked a few feet away from Sir Hotness and noticed the crowd was beginning to disperse. I put Daniel back on the ground and kneeled to whisper to him. "Daniel, I know where we are…" I looked at his confused expression, "Castle Rock!"

"Where?" I'd confused him even more.

"It's a town."

"But how did we get here?" He sniffled again.

"I don't know, Daniel, besides, I'm getting off of track. That blonde guy over there, the one who's oozing pure gorgeousness, that's Ace Merrill."

"Who?"

"I love him, Daniel. Ever since I saw 'Stand By Me' five years ago, I've been madly and uncontrollably in love with him."

Something clicked within him. "…We're in a movie?"

"Yeah, at least I think so. But don't you see. Mr. Stud Muffin is right over there. If you were older you'd understand why I have to do what I'm about to do."

"You're not making any sense. Are you even listening to me?"

"My whole life has been leading up to this moment! I have to do this. Opportunities like this never happen!" And with that I turned, ran, and leaped on Mr. Stud Muffin.

--moments later--

There were sexy limbs every where, well, on a small pile on the ground. I'd managed to straddle him and even though he appeared to be a strong guy, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can shake off an obsessed fan.

"Not that I'm opposed to pretty young things like yourself mauling me, who are you?" His voice sent shivers down my spine.

"Your biggest fan." I smiled sweetly.

His eyes widened. "Oh God, you're not that girl from Harlow are you?"

I shook my head, "Nah. I'm just someone who's been admiring you for quite sometime."

He raised an eyebrow, "You're stalking me?"

I leaned in, "Do you want me to?"

He chuckled, "You're not from around here are you?"

I shook my head in response and then remembered I had crap all the way up my back. Not attractive. Luckily, under my white t-shirt I was wearing a sport's bra type gizmo. I took off the tee, momentarily forgetting I was in 1950's America, in the middle of the street, straddling a Sex God. I threw the t-shirt aside, accidentally it collided with an old woman and all hell broke loose.

"Whoa," I turned back to face the Sexual Fiend that was beneath me. "You really aren't from around here." He looked me up and down, and then towards the old woman that was heading this way, he smirked in a sexy way that made me want to snog (A/N: To American readers, this is a common British word for kissing. Aka: To snog someone. To snog someone's face off. Etc etc… Yes. It's as vulgar as it sounds.) him and say 'Oh my God you're so sexy when you smirk'. "I like it," he said, looking dead at me.

I almost did a little celebration dance, but the old woman was getting closer and shouting things like 'prostitute' and 'whore' at me. This in effect, was making the crowd that had dispersed, err… un-disperse… Not good.

Daniel reappeared at my side and tugged at my arm, "I want to go home."

"Daniel, I already told you," I lowered my voice. "I don't know how to get home."

He glared at me evilly and looked at Ace, a strange smile formed itself on his usually cherubic face, "She has poo on her!" And with that he ran away.

The color flew from my face, "DANIEL! YOU LITTLE $'£& I'm going to &/#!ING £&$" YOU! GET BACK HERE YOU &£!$&£#!"

"Err, why did you just shout out a lot of symbols?"

o.0

I stood up to run after him but looked back down at Ace, and the to the hobbling old woman, and then back at Ace, and then at Daniel who was running away, and then at the old woman, and back to Daniel, and the old woman, then Ace, still Ace, then the old woman, then Ace, then Daniel, then two dogs that where humping. And then I laughed. And then I forgot what I was doing.

Someone grabbed my arm and pulled me, I turned to see Stud MacSexy, "Wha-?"

"I think we should go before that old woman gets back up."

I looked to see the woman had tripped over the humping dogs, and my laughter came out so fast that I couldn't breathe properly, and tears were coming out of my eyes. Hahahahaha.

We'd stopped moving and I saw that we were stood next to Ace's car, but he was eyeing the crap on my leg questioningly, "He wasn't lying was he?" He started to chuckle slightly.

"It's not funny! Now come on, I need to find him and kill him," I made a move towards his car door.

He blocked my way. "You honestly think I'm going to let you get into my ride like that?"

I growled as I unbuttoned my jeans. I mean come on; old woman or being semi naked in Ace Merrill's car? Come on people!

I slid them down to my knees and kicked them off, he eyed me up and down as he opened the car door for me, "Are there more like you?"

I smiled as I sat down and he closed the door, "Hell no."

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