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( Continued adventures of VB & Tisa... Story after this.)

Two dumpsters sitting side by side in an alley. A dumpster lid comes up with a poking head from under it

VB - "Hey, Tisa they're gone." jumps out of dumpster

Tisa - "Oh, thank god!" dumpster lid comes down and tries to get out but it gets stuck around the waist

VB - "Oh, gross!" pulls off a rotten banana peel out of hair "That's it, I'm taking a shower!" walks off

Tisa - "No, wait! Wait! Wait VB! I'm stuck! Hello! I AM STUCK HERE! Hey, get your English ass back here! Do you have to make tea for the Queen of England or something? I know you can hear me! Turn around girl! Turn around! Or do I have to sing it?" swings down onto feet, with dumpster lid still stuck "VB get me out of this!" looks at the viewers Hey what are you looking? "Read the chapter already!"


Chapter 1: Home

Kal-El walks toward Jonathon Kent with a bag of tools after talking to his father and watches him place the last supplies in the Kryptonian ship.

"You know I could do that for you Mr Kent." Kal-El said.

"That's okay son." Jonathon said, "A man that uses his hands when working is a happy man at the end of the day."

"Is that a human saying?" Kal-El asked.

"It's one of the old Kent's saying" Jonathon smiled at the young man "Pass that bag will you son?"

"This is heavy." Kal-El said.

"I was raised on a farm Kal-El," Jonathon pointed out.

"It's Kryptonian heavy." Kal-El amended.

"Oh." Jonathon said then looked at the ship before looking back at Kal-El "You sure this girl can handle it?"

"I was the one that built her Mr Kent." Kal-El said with a hint of pride in his voice.

"Run me on that one again." Jonathon said, "I still can't believe you Kryptonians 'download' the info from a computer to your brain."

"One of our many advances in the Kryptonian societies" Kal-El said "But sometimes it gives me the creeps too."

"Are you boys just going to stand there all day?" Martha said as she came with a bag.

"Honey, I thought I packed supplies?" Jonathon said, eying the bag she was holding.

"These are clothes." Martha said "Our old clothes."

Jonathon's face slightly dropped as old memories of their capture came flooding back. Kal-El looked away guiltily, he wasn't there when the Kent's were captured or that it was his fault but whenever they mentioned that day he couldn't help it. Nor could his father.

"Where did you find them?" Jonathon asked quietly.

"Jor-El kept them, he wanted to know how we made the clothing so soft without using jomes." Martha said as she hands them to Kal-El.

"Obviously he doesn't know about your touch with the washing." Jonathon smiled only to be swatted by his wife playfully.

"Okay as you humans say: let's get this show on the road." Kal-El smiled amusingly at the Kent's, placing both bags in the booth before closing it up.

Kal-El took a transparent stone out and rubbed it against the ship. It immediately reacted by opening the cockpit and he then placed the stone back in his pocket.

"Err…how are we going to get into this?" Jonathon said, noticing there wasn't a thing to be used as stairs in sight.

Kal-El looked a little hesitant before he willed himself off the ground and gave out his hand to Jonathon. The man sighed, it just had to be that way didn't it? Taking his hand while Martha took the other they began to dangle in the air as Kal-El slowly flew over the cockpit and gently place them on their seats.

"Are you alright?" Kal-El asked worriedly.

"We're fine." Martha said for the both of them "But next time lets use the ladder shall we?"

Kal-El nodded and settled himself into the driving seat and the cockpit began to close.

"Shouldn't I be the one driving?" Jonathon said.

Kal-El looked at him and then gestured to the multiple buttons on the control panel, it was completely different to the one he was use to.

"Right." Jonathon said before going back to his seat.

Shaking his head Kal-El took off his red cape, placed on his pilot headset for the ship, and began to flip some switches on the control panel above and in front of him before gripping the control sticks in front of him.

"Buckle…" Kal-El said over his shoulder but already see his passengers have done it quickly "…up. Don't trust me, huh?"

"Oh it's not that we don't trust you, Kal-El. It's just…" Martha began.

"…we have never seen you drive." Jonathon finished.

"Don't worry I'm safe." Kal-El said as he returned to look toward where they were going.

"Safe? How many times did you crash in those races with Lex?" Jonathon joked, it was true he had never seen Kal-El fly the ships but he knew he could and flies those awful things in secret underground races. Literally.

"Err…" Kal-El said, he only crashed twice in his entire racecourse life compare to Lex who crashes nearly every fifteen minutes.

"Oh, perfect!" Jonathon said worriedly.

"Hey, they were underground tunnels, it's a little hard to manoeuvre in tiny spaces at high speeds." Kal-El protested, "Besides when I say I'm safe, I'm safe."

"Prove it by not crashing." Jonathon said

Kal-El just simply said, "I'll do my best."

Kal-El looked to his left and saw his father smiling warmly, hands clasped behind his back standing in front of the window.

Farewell son... Jor-El said through his mind ...and drive safely.

Yes father. Kal-El replied in his head.

Listen to the Kent's and don't get into mischief... ...and watch where you step

I will.

Be good.

I will

Also, know that no matter how dim things become Kal-El, know that you are more powerful when you have your heart and mind guiding you through the most bleakest of times. Jor-El thought-said Know that no matter what happens I will always love you my son.

I love you too father. Kal-El thought-said.

Come home safe.

I promise. Kal-El

Kal-El

As soon as Kal-El turned on the engines a building of a sound was emitted from them as it began to get louder and higher with every passing second. A smile began to grow on Kal-El lips, getting bigger just as the sound of the engines became stronger. The ship began to slowly lift itself vertically into air getting itself ready as it landing parts folded themselves into the ship. Then when the engines were at maximum level Kal-El flicked a switch near his fingers and they were shot into air, like a speeding bullet.

As soon as they hit outer atmosphere Kal-El slowed the ship down enough so that his passengers wouldn't get whiplash or shoot out of the windshield.

"Was it necessary to go that fast?" Jonathon asked, clutching his heart like Martha.

"It's standard procedure Old man" Kal-El said "Don't want to be detected."

"Standard procedure? More like joyride fun." Jonathon muttered and then realized "And, hey! I'm not old!" swatted Kal-El over the head.

Kal-El couldn't help but laugh with Martha. Then hitting space Martha and Jonathon stared down in wonder at the 'Earth'.

"It's so beautiful." Martha murmured.

All over the planet you could clearly see green dots pin pointing Human communities and light blue dots pin pointing Kryptonian communities. It looked like Christmas lights but those dots held more significant than Christmas lights, they were actually shields for protection.

Kal-El flicked a couple more buttons and switches as he humorously said, "This is your captain speaking. The time is 7am and shortly we shall be in Kansas, Smallville in approximately two hours please keep your seatbelt on at all times." then blast off!


Lois looked at the sunset on the hill tops of Smallville. The reds, pinks, oranges intertwine beautifully as the sun sank into the horizon. She marveled at how clear it was, no hints of a green shade anywhere.

"Honey, what are you doing here?" a voice asked.

"Just being bowled over from this sunset" Lois said as she felt two strong arms wrapped her waist.

She leaned into the man behind her, feeling his strong broad chest against her back. His chin resting gently against her head, nothing in this world could make this moment more complete.

"The kids are waiting" he said softly.

"Let them wait a little longer" Lois said.

She felt him chuckle behind her "What am I going to do with you Lois?"

Lois smiled she loved this, all of this.

"Dinner will be ready in ten minutes" he said, he kissed the top of her head and let go of her.

She watched the sunset began to fade away in the distant before turning around to see her husband walking to their home. His red cloak indicating were he was among the green. Smiling she jogged after him.

"Lois?" a voice said.

Still she jogged.

"Lois?" the voice repeated.

She looked around confusedly.

"Wake up Lois" the voice said.

Blinking away the sleep, Lois woke up to see a familiar blond looking at her.

"You realize you've signed your own death warrant" Lois growled.

"Love you too cuz" Chloe smirked. "Now come on and get dress we do have a farm to run and believe me, it isn't going to do it by itself." Chloe pats Lois' leg trying to get her up and going.

"How could I forget." Lois replies sarcastically, stretching out the sleep from her body. "It's so a good thing we don't have classes today so I can hop my butt back into bed."

Chloe rolled her eyes. "You just want to finish dreaming about "Him"."

Lois look at her puzzled. "How did you know I was dreaming about "Him", again?"

"Please, Lois you always have that goofy grin on your face, when he's occupying your thoughts." Chloe smiles teasingly.

"What?" Lois asked confused by the look Chloe gives her.

"Nothing I just think that it's weird you dream about some guy you don't even know and his face is always blurry. Which you are going to marry and have kids I might add, with a guy that has no face. He shouldn't be hard to pick out." Chloe erupts into laughter.

Lois pounds her cousin with the pillow she was laying on, making her laugh even more. "Hey, I didn't say his face was blurry it's just every time I try to focus on it, some annoying, meddlesome, nosy reporter always wake me up before I get the chance."

"That's a low blow, Lois. I'm not nosy." Lois gives her a look. "Okay, maybe a little."

"A little!"

"Whatever, just get ready…Partner in Crime." she smirks, knowing Lois was enjoying being a reporter just as much as her if not more, even if it was for the local high school paper, The Torch, though she would never admit it.

"Now, shower, dress and meet me downstairs, where I'll have a cup of coffee ready with your name on it. We leave for the Kent Farm, soon."

"Fine." Lois huff, rising up off the bed and heads to the bathroom. "But we definitely need to do something about these early mornings."


The surrounding trees began to rustle and sway as the ship began to land in a clearing in the forest. There was a muffled thud from the landing parts when they hit the ground as the engines began to die down. The cockpit opened up to reveal two very shaken passengers and one very annoyed pilot.

"Sorry about that." Kal-EL said "Usually she wouldn't speed up like that without me doing something. Maybe father had done something, put an emotion sensor when I wasn't looking."

"I thought you said you built her yourself?" Jonathon said.

"Well he couldn't stop asking if I need any help and you know what my father is like whenever he sees bits of metal and wires." Kal-El said "A moth to a light bulb, so I wouldn't be surprise."

"Very much like you Jonathon with the old tractor." Martha said amusedly.

"Well next time I'm driving!" Jonathon said.

Kal-El smiled he got up from his seat and gave out his hands. "Sorry, no ladders." Kal-El said.

"Figures." Jonathon muttered as he took hold of Kal-El's hand as Martha did with the other.

Kal-El went up into the air, dangling the Kent's in the air again, moving over the cockpit and placing them on the ground safely. Jonathon and Martha let out a loud sigh of content, never did they love the soft ground so much at that moment.

"Humans." Kal-El smirked as feet hit the ground.

"I heard that." Martha said.

Kal-El chuckled just as the booth opened up letting him pull out the bags and handed the light one to Jonathon. It closed up just as quickly

"Stand back." Kal-EL said.

They did as they were told as Kal-El pulled out the transparent stone from his pocket and tapped the ship with it. He moved back-wards, quickly from the ship. After a couple seconds the ship began to shake violently before it disappeared beneath the surfaces of the ground sending a dust cloud up.

"Where to?" Kal-EL asked but something caught his eye, something that glowed in an unearthly green way making him swallow nervously as he looked in that direction.

Jonathon looked in Kal-El's direction "That way would be our best bet."

Kal-El nervously nodded bringing out the only thing that could keep alive through this, the memory of yesterday came back to his head.

Flashback

"Promise me son that what I'm about to show you will only stay with you and only you." Jor-El said as they walked down the corridors of the El's home to Jor-El's laboratory.

"I promise." Kal-EL said.

"Not even your friends may see it." Jor-El said "For your eyes only and only your eyes."

"I promise." Kal-El said.

Jor-El nodded and stepped toward the eye and brain scanner near the door.

"Eye and brain scan completed." a female computer voice said as the laboratory doors opened up before them "Welcome Professor Jor-El."

Laboratory was in a complete mess. There were machines either unfinished or had blown up, stacks or scattered books and star-charts, computers, equations on a very large board and things that made the laboratory look like a science bomb had gone off in the place.

"Emil?" Jor-El called out.

Professor Emil Hamilton head popped up from the stacks of books; his hair and beard frazzled and his glasses obscured. Kal-El tried his best to stop the laughter from bubbling beneath his lips at the sight. Jor-El looked at his son sternly before looking back at the human.

"Are you alright old friend?" Jor-El asked.

"I was having a cup of tea with Einstein and going over theories of the fifth dimension." Professor Emil Hamilton said then looked around the place then back at the Kryptonians. "What time is it?"

"A little after one." Jor-El said.

"Really?" Professor Emil Hamilton asked.

"Yes." Jor-El replied. "Have you been in here all night?"

Professor Emil Hamilton thought for a moment before he said. "Been here for two days." fixing his glasses, hair and beard.

"I think I might have to lock the place up if you keep on sneaking in here." Jor-El joked.

"Bout time you woke up." a blond girl said as she came in with a cup of coffee.

"Good evening Kara." Jor-El said pleasantly.

"Good afternoon Uncle Jor-El, Kal-El." Kara smiled at them.

"How are you today?" Jor-El asked.

"Not bad, my physiology is still a bit messed up but it's getting there." Kara said then looked at Professor Emil Hamilton. "Now, if he stopped getting distracted maybe I would have been better."

Professor Emil Hamilton protested. "I do not get distracted, I just find other things needed to be dealt with quickly." getting up from his chair and taking the coffee from her hand.

"In other words you get distracted." Kara said.

Professor Emil Hamilton growled at the young girl who was smirking freely at him and looked at Jor-El. "She 'had' to be my assistant, didn't she?" he sighed. "How can I assist you?"

"It concerns our little invention." Jor-El said.

"Which one?" Professor Emil Hamilton asked.

"The little one." Jor-El hinted. "Kal-El is going to use it."

"Ooooooooh!" Professor Emil Hamilton realizing what he meant, then turned to Kara "I'm sorry Kara but you must leave."

"But-..." Kara protested.

"No buts dear, it is top secret." Professor Emil Hamilton said "And no peeking either, I will know."

"Spoil sport." Kara moaned as she left.

As soon as the laboratory doors closed Professor Emil Hamilton looked at Kal-El. "Now Kal-El what I'm about to show you-"

"I must never tell anyone." Kal-El said, already knowing the story.

"Precisely." Professor Emil Hamilton said. "And less cheek please. Follow me."

Professor Emil Hamilton led both Kryptonians to the safe were he was being scanned everywhere. "Identification confirmed, Professor Emil Hamilton." a female computer voice said. The door swung open to reveal…

"It's a ring" Kal-El stated.

"Isn't it beautiful?" Professor Emil Hamilton said in awe as he pulled out the silver ring with a blue stone attached to it.

"It's a ring." Kal-El said again, trying to get his point across.

"It's not just any old ring." Professor Emil Hamilton said in shock "The stone makes it very exceptional above all rings."

Kal-El frowned slightly before he used his x-ray vision on it. "It's kryptonite!" his eyes widened in fear.

"This is harmless." Professor Emil Hamilton said, reassuring the young man "Nothing like the green or red or black or silver kryptonite."

"So, if it's harmless. What dose it do?" Kal-El asked, eying the blue Kryptonite carefully.

"This little beauty makes you appear human." Professor Emil Hamilton said with pride.

"Don't I already?" Kal-El said confusedly.

"When I mean appear human I mean that the other kryptonite dose not harm you." Professor Emil Hamilton said "But there is a little problem with it."

"Isn't there always with kryptonite?" Kal-El sighed.

"When you wear this ring Kal-El, you appear so much like a human that you basically become one." Jor-El explained to his son "That is until you take it off."

"In doing so you return to your Kryptonian state." Professor Emil Hamilton said.

"Put it on: become Human." Kal-El said taking it gently from Professor Emil Hamilton hand, peering at it seriously "Take it off: back to Kryptonian."

End of Flashback

Kal-El put the ring on as he and the Kent's stood just outside the kryptonite shields.

"Put it on: become Human. Take it off: back to Kryptonian." Kal-El said "I just hope your right Professor."

Kal-El closed his eyes and began to reach out with his right hand to the green force field of doom.


The girls spent the day doing the usual chores around the farm. Gabe already on the tractor, tilling up the fine soil in the huge fields surrounding the home.

Lois stopped by the red barn, dropping down the two pails of milk to the ground and relishing in pleasure of her unburdens. She wipes away the beads of sweat from her face and sighs in content. "Ahh, I seriously don't know how we managed to do this everyday, just the three of us."

"Hey, we do manage that's what counts, and we always do get help from our friends when they can."

"You think they'll ever come back?"

"Our friends?" Chloe asks not getting what she meant.

"Sometimes I wonder about you, Chlo. No the Kent's."

Chloe smiled sheepishly at her. "Right…well it has been a long time but I don't know about that Lois" she shrugged with a an unsure smile, she thinks about it for a moment before adding "But, hey, weirder things have happen especially in this town. So, why not people escaping from the Kryptonians?"

"I hope so..." Lois said, a bit of sadness hinting in her words. "I…I really miss them."

Chloe looks up at the older girl, giving her a sad smile. "Yea, me too…We better get this milk into the fridge, before it spoils."

They picked up the pails, walking across the gravel ground to the fenced in yard. When Chloe stops dead in her tracks, noticing three figures walking up the long driveway.

"Chloe?" Lois asks, seeing she isn't walking any farther to the house, she looks at where Chloe eyes are intently staring at.

She puts her hand over her brows, shielding her eyes from the blinding sun. "Chloe, who are those people?"

Chloe heart stops as she recognizes two familiar ones, her face lighting up and smiling widely. "It's the Kent's!"

"Who?" Lois asks, not believing what she was saying.

"Lois, it's the Kent's!" Chloe shouts, facing Lois her lips curled up in her mega-watt smile.

Once the information sunk in, Lois froze in shock dropping the pails in her hand. The milk splattered to the ground but neither notice or cared. They took off running down the long dirt driveway to the two people they considered second parents.

Jonathan and Martha's face gleams with happiness seeing Lois and Chloe run their way to them.

"Jonathan, it's the girls!" Martha said excitedly, shaking his arm before taking off herself, running to them.

It seemed to take forever to close the distance between them. Their faces a mixture of emotions as they neared.

"Mrs. Kent!" Lois and Chloe yell as they came closer.

The younger girls nearly tackle the elder woman to the ground as they both ran into her embrace. All three girls clung to each other, tears streaming down their faces as they hugged tighter.

"My Girls!...My Girls!" Martha cried into their hair, her arms wrapped protectively around them. She pulled back to look at their faces, their cheeks also wet with tears. She places her hand on the blonde's cheek. "Chloe." Then she placed her hand on the other girl's face. "Lois...I can't believe this, I can't believe I'm finally home with my girls."

"We've missed you too Mrs. Kent." Lois said, tears swelling her eyes but blinks them back from falling.

"It hasn't been the same without you here, Mrs K." Chloe beams, going in for another hug. The both did, squeezing her with no end.

"Hey, I hope there are some hugs left for me."

The girls heads popped up at the familiar voice. "Mr. Kent!" the girls squealed as they watch him come and stand next to his wife's side. They quickly detached themselves from the woman that was like a mom to them and embraced the man they saw as a second father.

"Whoa! Girls, I missed you too." Jonathan said with joy, hugging onto them for dear life.

Both girls pulled back to look at the two they haven't seen for years. "I can't believe you guys are really here."

"Neither can we." Martha said, starting another round of the water works.

Jonathan looked around at his farm that's been in his family for generations. "I see you girls have held the fort down."

"Yes, Sir." Lois said giving him a small salute.

Chloe cleared her throat. "Ah Hem."

Lois rolls her eyes and points her thumb at Chloe, joking. "Yea, Chloe helped too."

This made everyone laugh, Chloe stopped when she notice someone standing a few feet off, behind the Kent's. "Who's that?"

The Kent's realized that in their excitement of being back home, they forgotten their guest. They certainly couldn't call him Kal - El, the girls would know he was Kryptonian. Jonathan and Martha nervously looked between each other.

"Um...I'm...I'm..." Clark stumbled, trying to think of a simple human name as he fiddles with his blue ring.

"What do you not know your own name?" Lois smirks, smiling widely. "Well is it Smallville?" Kal - El and the Kent's furrow their brows at the girl. "Uh, that was a joke, you know, we live in Smallville." she said seeing that they were confused. "Really crashed and burned on that one, looks like I need more work."

"Um...this is Clark." Martha said holding out her hand to him as he came over to them.

"Clark?" Jonathan mouthed behind Kal - El's back so the girls couldn't see him, Martha just shrugged.

Clark stood between the Kent's, outstretching his hand to the blond cousin, quite smaller then himself. "Hi."

Chloe gave her mega-watt smile to him. "Hi Clark, I'm Chloe Sullivan."

"Nice to meet you." he said brightly, shaking her hand.

Then he turned his attention to Lois, holding out his hand to the tall, brunette, well more hazel with highlights, next to Chloe. A few inches shorter then himself, but maybe about a year or two older. She latched her hand onto his her lips up in a friendly smile but then her face bore confusion as she felt something familiar about him. His touch sending tremors through her body, but she shook the feeling away.

"So, just Clark, huh?" she said, shaking his hand, and quickly lets it go. His blue eyes and dark locks, as well as his god like physique doing a number on her.

"Uh,...No it's Clark…"

"-Kent." Martha quickly said, seeing as he couldn't lie straight to save his life.

"Kent?" Lois and Clark said at the same time, receiving confused looks from Lois and Chloe.

"Yes, he's...umm Jonathan's nephew. He was captured by the Kryptonians too." Martha lied, hating to do it but it wasn't time for anyone to know yet, she receiving looks from both Clark and her husband. She just gives a sheepish smile in return.

Kal - El turned back to Lois. "Clark Kent." not able to keep his blue eyes from admiring the beauty before him, having feelings surge through his body he never experienced before. "And...who are you?"

Lois cocked her head and smiled seeing that certain look all men gave her, that lusted after her but it was different in his eyes not so much lust as it was admiration.

"Lane...Lois Lane."

"Lois..." he tries the name out on his tongue, smiling widely.

Lois for some reason unknown to her blushes, something she never does, at the sound of her name coming from his mouth, it just rolled out like velvet. She couldn't stop her lips from curling up into a broad grin.

Chloe stood there staring from her Cuz to the new, seeing some kind of spark go off between them. She frowned slightly a little unsure about the situation and then…a small smile played at the edges of her lips. Her eyebrows rose up as she thought, Seems Miss Independent has found a guy at l-

"Well, I don't know about you guys but I'm so ready to get in my home and whip up a feast." Martha replies, interrupting Chloe from her thoughts.

"Great! It's been too long since we had your home cooking." Lois said, with delight.

Everyone headed back down the dirt path to the yellow farmhouse. Chatting among themselves along the way. The Kent's taking in all the familiar surrounds they haven't seen in so long. Clark amazed by how different everything looked from his own land, of nothing but ice to a place where all around was thriving with life from the tall trees to the short growths of grass that littered the ground.

"So, how did you guys escape from the Kryptonians?" Chloe asks, nosy, a little habit of hers that came with being an intrepid reporter.

"Well, our Master was a good hearted Kryptonian, he let us go." Jonathan replied hoping Chloe wouldn't dig any farther into the matter.

"Really? That's just so hard to believe, I've always thought the Kryptonians were bastards." Lois replied, hate edging in her voice.

"Lois!" Mrs. Kent scolded for cursing, and for what she said about the Kryptonians, knowing that Clark was one.

"Sorry, Mrs Kent but you have to admit that they are. I mean for god sake, they captured our people and made them into slaves, and if they didn't comply they killed them. They're heartless."

Clark dropped his head at those words. He knew them to be very true, his own father was that way before he was shown that what they were doing was wrong. The Kent's having changed his heart on that matter, thank god for them. But hearing said by her made it hurt even more and he didn't know why, it just added the feeling of dread more to his heart that maybe this mission his father sent him on was hopeless.

"Lois, if you look back on history you'll be finding we've done these things too" Martha said "And if you look at them closely they are very similar to us in more then one way. Just like us they have good just as well as bad, and our friend Jor - El is a good person."

Clark picked his head and smiled at Martha, she always had a way with of making him feel better just like a mom is suppose to.

"Yea, they are some really cool Kryptonians, that don't believe in what is going on between the humans and them. They want peace and to live in this world together with out war or hate." Clark adds.

Lois looks up at him, not believing the boy standing next to Martha. He seemed to good to be true, actually looking at the good in everyone. Not many people would try to Justify or stick up for the Kryptonians, especially men they wanted war and to kill them. Not him, he had goodness in him that Lois just couldn't help but admire. She tore her eyes way realizing she been starring at him when his eyes connected with hers.

"Well I'm sorry, until I see it for myself that there are actually saints among the Kryptonian race, I just can't believe it."

Clark smiles at her, speaking before he thought about what he was saying. "You never know, one might actually surprise you one day."

Lois couldn't help but smile so easily around him. Damn what is he doing to me? God it must be those amazing blue eyes…wait! Did I just say his eyes are amazing? Lois, get a grip on yourself, he is not that great, there has to be a catch. No guy is this wonderful.

Lois was at a loss for a come back, so very unlike her, but quickly she racks her brain for something. "Well, until that day I'll stay skeptical."

Martha and Jonathan gave each other worry glance, Kal - El had to be very careful with what he said, a year hasn't even gone by yet and he was already almost treading on thin ice with his words.

"OH!" Chloe just shouts out, making everyone jump at her outburst even Clark who wasn't use to such things. Everyone turned around to look at her.

"Sorry." she shrugs. "But I have an amazing idea." she said excitedly at the thoughts running through her mind.

"Don't worry my Cuz is always hyper active." Lois teases, bringing a smile to Clark's face. "Chloe sweetie did you remember to take your pills."

Clark looked at Chloe as if something was wrong with her. "Are you sick?"

"Ha ha ha, no my dear cousin is just trying to be a wise as-" The Kent's gave her a look, making her rephrase her words. "-alic...Anyway, we should throw a huge party celebrating the Kent's home coming, we can invite all out friends and neighbors."

All the girls gave Mr. Kent a pleading look knowing he could never, turn them down. "Alright, I think a little celebrating among friends has been long over due."

"Yes!" they squealed, jumping up and down with excitement, then ran off the rest of the way toward the house to prepare for the party.

Clark leaned in to Jonathan, walking by his side. "Are all human girls like this?"

"Oh yes, believe me they only get worse." Jonathan teased, with a smirk on his face.

Clark shook his head he didn't know how the heck he was going to be able to do this, pretend to be human for a whole year.

"I got to talk to an old friend" Jonathon said looking towards Gabe who was still driving the tractor, "You can handle them on your own, right Clark?" teasing him a little.

"I-"

"Hey, Smallville! Come on, we're going to need your help!" Lois shouts far ahead of them, waving Clark to come on. Using her joke name of him and since it felt right calling him that she decided to use it, besides, it annoyed him…and she loved it!

"I guess she's talking to me." Clark replied, not able to stop an amused smile from creeping on his lips.

"Yup, that she is son." Jonathan said, slapping him on his shoulder.

"I feel like she's going to be trouble for me, during my stay."

"Well, the fastest way to learn to be human would be to hang around those two, especially Lois. She has quite a spirit to her."

"I've notice." Clark beaming widely, the feeling of being threatened from earlier seemed to melt a way and what's more strange was that she seemed to have been the token to do the trick. He had a feeling he was going to enjoy being human while living on the farm, especially if that meant being around her.

"Come on, Smallville! Get your butt moving, we don't have all day!" Lois shouted impatiently.

Clark sighed, then again he could be wrong…but it would be worth finding out. He smiled glancing at Mr. Kent who returned the same, before running off down the dirt road.


VB - "Soap, perfect to get you out of sticky situation or stucky situations."applying around the rim of the dustbin "Good thing I went to get a shower."nose crinkled up at the smell "Lass, you stink!"

Tisa - "I would be since I have been stuck in this for an entire chapter." growling, VB begins to snicker "Stop laughing!"

VB - "Sorry." trying very hard not to laugh, throws away the soap and grabs Tisa hands "On three. One, two, three!" POP! "There you go Lass."

Tisa - Tisa growls, looks like she is about to kill VB "VeeeBeeeee!"

VB - "Err." Pointing behind Tisa "Oh, my god! There's the Clois!"

Tisa - looks behind her "Where?" realized she has been tricked, looks back at the rapidly retreating VB, then to the audience "Hope you guys like the chapter and review would be very nice. Thank you!...and now if you excuse me, I'm going hunting." Runs after VB