Before we begin I'd like to point out that I own non of the characters seen below. I'd also like to thank the wonderful reviewers and my sisters (who helped write this story) as well! Here's the next chapter!

"Yawn" yawned Joey the next morning "what's the time?"

Pharaoh and company had managed to find some dirt patches to sleep on, and they had awoken feeling very cold and stiff and hungry,

"Oh Joey!" said Tea "the last thing any of us wants to do is eat!"

Everyone glared at her except Pharaoh,

"Tea's right" he said, always the one to agree with her, even if he really was hungry, it wasn't worth listening to one of her damned friendship speeches for. "What we need to do now is find Pegasus"

"I believe you've already found him" came the familiarly feminine voice of Pegasus. "You're late, we were supposed to be dueling a half hour ago"

"Joey!" scolded Tristan. "weren't you supposed to have the alarm set?"

"Er…" Joey said "I kinda lost my watch guys."

"No matter." Said Pegasus. "Why don't we just get started."

Pharaoh groaned as he got up. He activated his er…card playing arm thingy and took out his deck of cards. "Well, lets get this over with." He said, as if he already knew he was going to win.

He didn't.

(A/N: Haha! And I bet you guys thought we were going to have an exciting duel scene.)

"Poor Pharaoh." Said Tea. His 'sobs' could be heard from behind a bush…and also the sound of…snorting? "Wow he must be really upset."

Tristan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, if he's doing two different drugs at once!"

This WAS after all pretty obvious.

"Huh?" Joey and Tea whipped around. "What do you mean?" they asked cluelessly. Tristan could only give them an exasperated look before he turned and began to hit his head repeatedly against a cactus.

"What was that all about?" asked Tea. Joey shrugged.

"If you ask me I think Tristan might be high." He replied.

"Oh Joey!" giggled Tea. "We weren't talking about food!"

"Er…I know." He said.

"Well." said Pharaoh, coming out from behind the bush as he dusted white stuff off of his coat. "I am finished uh…mourning,"

Tea noticed that his hair seemed to be particularly bulgy. Was it possible that he was storing old photos and memorabilia of Yugi in there? Suddenly tears welled up in her eyes. It was so touching!

"Hey there Pharaoh." Said Joey, "Well we'd better hurry over to ihops. You're buying."

"What?" asked Pharaoh dazedly. "oh right…I hop…" he began to jump up and down.

The looks that the other three gave him can only be described as Oo. With added question marks. Tristan began to hit his head again.

"mmmm" said Joey "food"

The others said nothing

"I said MMMMMM FOOD" he said again raising his voice

No one said anything, Joey joined Tristan at the cactus.

"Well I guess this was all pretty pointless" said Tea, stating the obvious

"Yes" said Pharaoh "but what do we do now?"

"I GOT IT!" said Tristan who had stopped bumping his head "since we couldn't stay at Pegasus's winter house, lets go bug Kaiba!"

Well everyone thought that this idea was just spiffy, so they hopped on a plane to go annoy Kaiba.

They were successful.

"For the last time, what do you think you're doing here?" asked a furious Seto, he had been looking forward to a peaceful cup of coffee, and a nice magazine article to read this morning, and instead when he had come to his door expecting to see the mail man, he had found himself face to face with these four brats.

The four "brats" shuffled uncomfortably, they had no idea why they were here, finally Pharaoh stepped up.

uh oh thought Tea he had that look on his face that meant he was about to say something really stupid.

"We followed the heart of the cards!" said Pharaoh dramatically "and they led us here and told us that you should let us use your indoor swimming pool!"

Tristan started knocking his head against the wall.

"Cute" said Kaiba, unfazed, "Now, would you prefer to let yourself out or do you require guards?"

The four Yu-gi-oh team of annoyance which lacked the yugi in yu-gi-oh all exchanged confused glances. "Actually," Said Tea, shrugging innocently "I was thinking that we've been through an awful lot together and that a visit from us would be exactly the sort of thing you've been waiting for. After all, You, Pharaoh and Joey are the legendary duelers and that kind of thing leaves you three irreversibly obligated to socialize with one and other. And why wouldn't you want to? I think it'd be perfectly delightful if-"

"Shut up," Kaiba snapped, covering his ears and groaning "The horror, THE HORROR!"

"Do not tell her to shut up!" Pharaoh said, moving to take out his card dueley thingy, "I challenge you to d-d-d-d-d-du-du-"

"Wait!" Joey exclaimed, "No Pharaoh, this punk isn't worth our time. Besides I didn't want to swim in his pool THAT bad,"

The entire group (excluding joey) burst into tacky tv show laughter, "Oh Joey!" Kaiba said, a smile spreading across his usually cold featured face, "Where would you be with out food?"

"Uh- starving," Joey replied, "But that's besides the point-"

"Stop with the food already!" Tristan said, rolling his eyes, "Honestly Joey, If it weren't for us you'd have no self control!"

"Tristan is right Joey," Said Pharaoh, "You are looking a bit chunky, what we need is for the artists to draw in a slightly more anorexic body, what do you say?"

Joey growled, where were the morals on this children's television show? "The only thing chunky here is your hair, Desert Boy! All I wanted to do was swim in a swimming pool that could turn into a dueling court at the touch of a button-"

"Actually its voice operated," Kaiba said unhelpfully.

"What ever!" Joey said, "My point is that I didn't say noth'n about food!"

Again there were more laughs from a can and Joeys point had not been made.

Tea patted Joey's shoulder and said "Good old Joey, always good for a laugh! Don't worry, I don't think you're chunky-you are how the animators made you! You should be proud, even if you do have to shop at Anime big and tall."

Suddenly pharaoh shot up, "I have to be alone" he said, and went to a corner to turn his back to them. They could hear snorting sounds which Tea automatically believed to be hearty sniffs.

"It s Yugi," She explained to a very skeptical Kaiba, "Pharaoh blames himself for the death,"

"Well," Kaiba said, uncomfortably. He hated awkward moments. "You guys want lunch?"

"Sure," Said Joey politely.

"No no," Tristan told him, "Pharaoh has you on a strict diet. No eating!"

A little Later Joey sat glaring at the end of the table while everyone but him chewed noisily on their pizza.

"Mmmm!" Tristan grunted loudly, "Pepperoni!"

"I'm back" declared pharaoh

"Good" said Tristan "have some pizza"

"Are you crazy!" asked Pharaoh "I'm trying to keep a three inch waist here, just the thought of me gaining weight would lose viewers, while the thought of Joey being a glutton only serves as comic relief"

The last remark left Joey steaming and the others laughing hysterically.

Kaiba took this moment to turn back into his usual grumpy self "I think it is quite clear that all of you are gluttons" he said, noting the twelve empty pizza boxes. He had been trying to come up with a witty and nasty remark for the last hour.

They all looked at Tea, who blushed and turned away to eat another slice.

Just then Mokuba decided to come out of his room, "gee Seto, what's going on?" he asked in his usual dorky/girly way.

"What's going on?" came a new voice "I'll tell you what's going on CRUCIO!"

Mokuba screamed and fainted.

"What's going on is that a few days ago, that JERK butted into my vision" said a black haired kid with a scar on his forehead, he pointed a finger (and not just any finger) at Pharaoh. "now you must all die!"

Pharaoh gasped, this kid thought he was him! "Wait!" he said "perhaps I can interest you in a game that even you will be able to understand" he activated his card doohickey thing "I challenge you to a duel!" dramatic Yu-Gi-Oh music plays "I play one card face down and end my turn"

Harry Potter took out his wand, after all, what other kind of duel could he mean "AVADA CADAVRA" he shouted

"Ha!" said Pharaoh defiantly, "what you fail to see is that my face down card is the Egyptian sponge, which soaks up all of your forbidden curses!"

"Ha!" said Harry "you clearly made that up!"

"I'm pharaoh" said Pharaoh

"I'm Harry Potter" said Harry Potter. They got into a long conversation about duels and curses.

"Yes, I always use my hogwart's student cardin tricky situations!" laughed Pharaoh.

"Really?" asked Harry, with some interest. "I prefer to use a simple disarming spell if things get tough, though you have to be fast or your opponent will catch on."

"How right you are!" agreed Pharaoh. "Say, would you like to live in this puzzle for a while? Its currently unoccupied!" Harry's smile faded.

"Uh…well,"

"No no." said Pharaoh. "Don't be worried. I do it all the time. Watch!"

And with that the Pharaoh descended into the puzzle. Harry didn't see a difference, besides the fact that Pharaoh's body slumped down onto the floor and, when Harry checked for a pulse-well- it wasn't there.

"Hey! Kid!" Joey said, He wanted a word with this Harry Potter boy.

"I DIDN'T DO IT!" Harry screamed and ran away.

"Well what do you think-" Pharaoh began as he popped back to life. He was somewhat disappointed however when he found that his friend had up and left.

"I didn't do it!" said Joey defensively as everybody gave him an accusing look.

"I…" said Pharaoh, "I must be alone."

Tristan gaped. "Pharaoh? You were just in the corner two minutes ago! That must be some sort of record!"

"Can't a kingly god be alone when he wants to be alone?" snapped Pharaoh.

"But wait!" it was Tea "I'll go with you"

"But…"

"No buts!" she said stubbornly "there's something I have to tell you"

"GASP" secrets "GASP" does Tea have something to do with the death of Yugi?

Find out next Saturday on YU-GI-OH!

Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh, blah, blah, blah, you know the drill, someone said this and another person did that and some guys activated their card playing arm thingies, there your all caught up.

"Tea, what is it you wanted to tell me?" asked Pharaoh, annoyed that he couldn't have his fifteenth daily fix.

"Well" said Tea "I wanted to tell you that I'm not Tea!"

"Then who are you?" demanded Pharaoh.

"I'm her twin sister" said the person who was not Tea, sarcastically, and then unzipped the Tea suit to reveal, GASP,

"Wait" said Pharaoh "you're not her twin sister at all!"

"No!' said Merik sarcastically."You think?"

"Where's the real Tea!" asked Pharaoh, preparing himself to d-d-d-d-d-d-du-du-

"Don't even think about it!" said Merik, stopping the pharaoh before he could even open his mouth. "I'm not here to duel. Besides, if I wanted to take your soul I'd use this shot gun that I carry with me." He withdrew the shot gun and held it in front of pharaoh's face.

"Damn you Marik!" cried Pharaoh angrily. "Why do you have to always come up with the good ideas first!"

"Because I'm a genius, now shut up. I don't want the others to find out my true identity!"

"Then why the hell did you tell me?" asked Pharaoh. "I'm the noble one that's supposed to tell the truth now because I feel guilty about Yugi dieing! Plus I must be a good role model for the kids that watch Yu-gi-oh!"

"Oh shi!" began Merik but was interrupted by Kaiba.

"Pharaoh, Tea, are you two finished mourning now?"

Merik, who was not disguised in his Tea outfit, did not say anything. He was looking perplexed.

"Yes Kaiba, we'll be done in a minute." Said Pharaoh. Kaiba nodded and left.

"Doesn't miss much does he?" asked Merik, again being sarcastic.

"No." said Pharaoh, missing the sarcasm. "No he doesn't, now tell me, why are you here?"

"umm" said Merek and paused, why was he here, one minute he had been reading the daily drag at his house, and the next he had found himself in a Tea suit eating pizza. "Well it doesn't matter since I have decided to blow your brains out, like how Charlie blew out Ethan's guts, BAM, BAM, BAM, and then he just sorta crumpled to the ground! Did you see that episode?"

"Nobody missed it!" said pharaoh overdramatically "Lost is the number one hit television show of the year just behind desperate housewives, if only we had their ratings"

They both sighed knowing that it would never be.

"and we're not even the number one anime show" Pharaoh continued "we're watched just about as much as Pokemon"

They both crinkled their noses in disgust

"God I'm depressed" said Marik

Pharaoh took this time to grab the gun out of Marik's hand "ha!" he said "I have disarmed you! fool !"

But Merek didn't answer, he was looking at his feet frowning

"But I just insulted you" said Pharaoh "now you have to say something back"

"I think I'll just go home" said Merek lugubriously

"Ha! What you have failed to see is-" Pharaoh stopped "that wasn't an insult," he said "that was just you saying something!"

"Yep" said Merek without any real enthusiasm, and started walking away.

"geeze" said Joey "I didn't know that Marik had Bipolar disease, what did you tell him?"

Pharaoh shrugged, nothing as far as he could tell, "wait" he said "what are you doing out here?"

Joey, Tristan, Kaiba, and the real Tea all shrugged, they had been watching for quite some time.

Tea looked at the Tea suit still lying on the ground, "Uh…Pharaoh?" She asked, hesitantly, "Is that a blow up me?"

"It's a Tea suit!" Pharaoh responded, "An evil corrupt suit that has nothing to do with battle cards….oh the horror..." He closed his eyes and shook his head.

"Why do you own a blow up Tea suit?" Joey asked. Everybody looked at him expectantly.

"Didn't any of you see Marik?" He asked. Regardless of the fact that Joey had only just questioned about Marik they all shook their heads.

"Pharaoh," Tea said, "I know that this yugi thing has been hard on you but-maybe you need to see a doctor."

"But he was just here!" Pharaoh said, narrowing his eyes.

"I don't know why you own a blow up me, but I've got to tell you that many fan fic writers out there could come up with quite disturbing reasons. You better be glad that this writer made me have a short memory span so I won't remember a thing about this in 3…2…1- Hey! Is that a blow up me?"

"Yes, it's a blow up Tea suit that- well, never mind. The point is that Joey is hungry!"

Everyone (except for Joey) started laughing.

"But I am Hungry!" Joey argued, "I haven't eaten anything in days now! I just had to endure watching you people gorge yourselves silly with pizza-"

"Pepperoni," Said Tristan, just barely remembering his own lunch.

"Hey!" Tea said "Is that a blow up me?"

"JUST STOP IT WITH THE BLOW UP TEA!" Joey yelled. He took the Tea suit and threw it out a window.

"But I swear that was me in blow up form-" She stopped, looked at her shoes and suddenly exclaimed "Are those shoelaces?"

"Yes," Pharaoh said "They are Tea Shoelaces bought with your good and well earned money from a world wide evil corporation and distributor of cheap goods known as Wal-Mart."

"I'm STARVING!" Joey yelled the loudest that he could yell "I-" He ran to the table where a few slices of pizza were left over, "Am-" He chose a slice "Going to-" He grabbed the other slices slammed them into his mouth all at once and exclaimed in a thick hard to interpret voice "EAT!" He had somehow gotten on top of the table and was standing a triumphant "I just crammed five pieces of pizza into my mouth at once" pose. Which was a mix of a dueling stance and that of someone in need of the heimleck maneuver.

"Chew with your mouth closed!" Tea said indignantly. Kaiba and Tristan all merely gaped. Pharaoh joined Tea with shouting out proper eating habits and all in all it was not what one would call a boring afternoon. It got quieter after Joey had been admitted from the emergency room and everybody was ready to d-d-d-well, not really duel, they were all ready to go and crash at Kaiba's place.

(A/N: Well, what did you think of this chapter? Its only going to get more random as we go on so prepare yourself, and please RR!)