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( Continued adventures of VB & Tisa... Story after this.)

Tisa - Say it

VB - I will never leave my partner in crime for a shower tied up and swinging upside down

Tisa - And?

VB - I will now stick by my partner in crime even if the Clana Police interrogates us.

Tisa - Gooooood. Looks at the viewers Onto the Chapter!

Chapter 2: Celebration


Chloe and Lois stood by the punch bowl, watching as friends and neighbors came in for the home coming party they threw at the last minute, but it did not stop the loads of people they knew from coming. There was screaming and cries of joy, as friends of the Kent's welcomed them back home, them and their nephew Clark.

Jonathon was rubbing his sides for the hundredth times "I think I'm all hugged out" Jonathon sighed.

"You're hugged out? I think my cheeks have been officially abused" Clark said as he gently rubbed his sore cheeks "How many old ladies are there here?"

"Not as many as the young ones" a new voice said

Jonathon looked over Clark's as he turned to face the new voice "Peter Ross?"

"Sure is" Pete said.

"You've grown, are the girls still bothering you?" Jonathon teased "I remembered you hated them and now I'm hearing you're a…"

"Ladies man?" Pete smirk "People make mistakes"

"I hear your hanging around Lois and Chloe, how have they been treating you?" Jonathon asked.

"Not bad, but it's best to keep an eye them" Pete said "They get into a lot of trouble when I'm not there"

"I'm sure they do" Jonathon said then remembered Clark "Oh Pete this is Clark" putting a hand on the raven haired teenager shoulder "My nephew"

"So I've heard," Pete said "Is it true that you Kryptonian Master reunited you with your uncle and aunt?"

"Yeah" Clark lied.

"Do you remember you parents?" Pete asked.

"Not much" Clark half lied on that, he couldn't remember his mother.

"Man, that sucks" Pete said "But it's nice for that Kryptonian to reunite you an all"

"Yeah it is" Clark smiled.

"Wish there's more of them" Pete said then added "Is it true that the Kryptonian women are hot?"

"W-what?" Clark blurted, caught off guard.

"I can see you two are going to get along just" Jonathon said then looked around the party "Well I better check up on Martha, don't want her overcooked" then leaves.

Chloe grabbed another handful of chips as Lois poured another glass of punch, which she didn't enjoy much since Chloe kept stopping her from adding a little certain ingredient, but it was something to drink. Almost choking on it when, hearing two familiar, very much disliked voices.

"Oh my god, if it isn't Slutobel and the Pink Ranger." Lois quirks, noticing the Lang Twins just arriving, and turns to Chloe. "Did you invite them?"

"Everyone was invited." Chloe quickly defends.

"Great, Could have warned me, Cuz." Lois said, rolling her eyes.

"Well, I didn't want to interrupt your thoughts of a certain someone." Chloe chides, a teasing grin playing on her lips.

"Subtle Chloe, real subtle." Lois smirks.

"Hey every normal heterosexual girl is staring at him." Chloe remarks, as they looked over to Clark talking with Pete.

"You know if the Kryptonians raise them like that." taking a long look at him then at Lois, who was taking her time, maybe a bit too much time eying him over. "It's no wonder they don't let them go." Chloe said, with a teasing smile on her face.

"Chlo, you have a dirty mind."

"Right, like you weren't undressing him with your eyes a few seconds ago and lets not forget all day."

Clark couldn't help but snort into his punch, at the conversation Chloe and Lois was having from across the room. He knew he shouldn't pry but he was curious to why they were staring at him like that, along with practically every girl in the room. He quickly places back on the blue stone Kryptonite ring, when his new friend Pete comes back over, after getting his third cup of punch.

"What's so funny?" Pete asks noticing Clark's flushed cheeks and wide grin.

"Nothing" Clark replies, blushing even more.

"Riiight." Pete strides, looking around and seeing all the females' eyes looking seductively at Clark. Pete laughs. "Seems like you got all the ladies attention."

Clark looked at him confused, he never really been in this situation before. Kryptonian girls were well mannered, they would never stare at a guy the way these human girls were.

"Man, they think you're Hot!" Pete tries to explain.

Clark shakes his head, still not getting it. "I don't feel hot."

Pete looked at him strangely. "Right, I keep forgetting, that you grew up among the Kryptonians, so you probably didn't get all our slangs and stuff. Well Hot is just another word we use to describe something that is really great or for a person who is very attractive."

"Got it." Clark said, finally understanding.

Pete laughs. "It's about time we got more testosterone in this town." patting him on his chest. "Stick with me Clark, and you'll be a ladies man, like myself, in no time."

Clark laughed along with Pete, his eyes heading in the same direction they had been all night. Her hazel eyes as if feeling his stare, comes in contact with his blues, making him smile even wider.

Pete looks over in the direction Clark's eyes are, a sly smile gracing his lips. "It appears that a rare flower, among the roses has already caught the eyes of one Clark Kent."

"Rare flower?" Clark asks, confused.

Pete points his hand in the direction. "Lois Lane, the rare flower, among the roses.." he finishes, motioning his hands to the rest of the girls in the room.

"Oh, right." Clark said, his eyes still locked onto hers.

"She's a hard catch man, not like other girls around here. She's tough, I mean she can really hold her own. Sarcastic, which seems to be her acquired charm and…"

"Beautiful." Clark adds in.

Pete laughs. "Yea, there's that." he looks over at Lois, seeing she's looking back at Clark, a small smile on her lips.

"Whoa! You're actually catching the attention of Lois Lane. Man, maybe I should be taking tips from you." Pete said, laughing.

Clark smiles widely. "So, she and Chloe are cousins?"

"Yea, you'll find they're very much alike and also very different at the same time. Chloe is Lois' little cousin, she's younger and believe me, mess with Chloe and you'll definitely feel the wrath of Lane."

"Sounds like you know, all too well."

Pete laughs. "Do I! Just a little advice, never get on Lois' bad side."

Clark looked a little nervous. "Don't sweat it man, she's really cool, also. I never seen someone as loyal as she is. Do you know she actually dropped out of Metropolis University, just to attend Smallville's local community college, Kansas Central. To help out her Uncle Gabe, and Chloe around the farm."

"She sounds amazing." Clark said, with new admiration in his eyes for the hazel eyed girl.

"That she is, my friend." Pete said, patting Clark's shoulder.

Chloe sees the look on Lois' face as she continues to stares at Clark, she bumps her shoulders into hers, softly, breaking her out or her trance.

"Seeing anything you like?" Chloe teases.

Lois cuts her eyes at her. "Chloe, I'm just looking."

"Mighty hard, I might add." Chloe said, amused.

"He's..."

"...Gorgeous!" Chloe finishes for her.

"Will you stop putting words in my mouth. That's not what I was going to say."

"But you were thinking it." she said in a teasing voice, receiving a look from Lois.

"Ok, go on." Chloe said, stifling back amusement.

"Thank you. Now what I was going to say it that he's new…"

"…and Delicious!" Chloe couldn't help herself Lois was just making it too easy.

"Chloeee!" Lois said, warning sounding in her voice.

"What?" she said, innocently, shrugging her shoulders. "I can't help it, I never seen you like this over a guy before."

"Like what?"

Chloe cocked her head to the side and looked at her pointedly. "Don't play coy with me Lois; you know exactly what I'm talking about."

"No, you can get that thought right out your head. There is nothing, I repeat, nothing going on between us."

"If you say so, Cuz." Chloe said, smiling brightly.

Lois just rolls her eyes and pulls her punch up to take a drink.

"Oh, god." Lois mumbles into her cup. "Pink Skanks Alert."

Chloe laughs and bumps her elbow into Lois' side as the Lang Twins made their way over to them.

"Hello…" Isobel started.

"…Girls." Lana finished.

Lois rolled her eyes, while Chloe did it mentally, they hated when the Lang Twins talked like that.

"Can you guys be any more creepier that you have to talk like that?" Lois sneers, Chloe bumps her side, again.

"Isobel. Lana, nice that you guys could make it." Chloe said, giving each girl a hug.

Lois doesn't even bother to greet them, just stands there, arms folded, looking sternly at them.

"Nice to see…" Lana starts this time.

"…you too, Lois." Isobel, finishes, both looking innocently at her. Lois eyes glares on fire, looking, as though she wanted to pound them.

Chloe sees this and jumps in. "Well we have drinks and food over there on the table, if you want any."

"We'll pass." The Lang Twins says in-sync.

Clark on the other side of the party watches this.

"Err Pete who are those girls talking to-"

"You do not want to get involve with the Lang twins" Pete said immediately "They will suck the life out of you"

"They're vampires?" Clark said

"Something like that" Pete said "But still super creepy. Lois goes through this kill, crush, destroy mood when she sees them"

"And why hasn't she?" Clark asked worriedly.

"Chloe's there. If anyone that can calm Lois down it's Chloe. One of many reasons why I only approach Lois when Chloe's around" Pete said then added on Clark smirk "I did say I've felt the wrath of Lane before"

"So what's so creepy about them?" Clark said.

"They take this 'twin thing' to the extreme. Start and finish each other sentences and talk at the same time. They act like they are psychic. Very loyal to one another. The one in the darker colours is Isobel" Pete points to her "The oldest of them. She's baddest btch I've ever met"

"She's a dog?"

A beat.

"No, when I say btch I mean very bad girl that would hurt anyone that gets in her way" Pete explain "Also a swear word that shouldn't be used likely"

"Right"

"The other is Lana. She's the nice one but don't let that fool you she can be a clinger and so secretive that leaves you wondering if she got lots of skeletons in her closets" Pete said "A lot of creepy stuff happens around those two that's sending Chloe into a lot of trouble because of it"

"Why?"

"You probably already know that the kryptonite is what weakens the Kryptonians, right?"

"Don't I know it" Clark said, mostly to himself.

"Well the kryptonite also does a lot of other things too"

"Like?"

"Anyone exposed to them for too long could end up with some weird powers" Pete said "Like last year's coach whenever he got angry he set things on fire. This other guy the only way he could survive was to absorb body heat and yours truly nearly had the fat sucked out of him by a pretty blonde if it weren't for Lois. Each and everyone those people where infected by that kryptonite stuff"

"At least it's not boring around here" Clark joked "But why dose Chloe-"

"Chloe investigates and expose the weirdness around here with Lois, I sometimes tag along. Chloe believes that the Lang twins might be kryptonite freaks because of all the weird stuff that happens around them"

"So why haven't they been expose yet?"

"Oh believe me Chloe is having her work cut out for her when she works on the Lang twins. Every lead sends her to a deadened. Only reason why she carries on is because Lois can't stand them and when someone gets to her, she does not give up. One guy called her a 'muffin peddler college dropout', next day he had the embarrassment of a lifetime" Pete said

"Ouch"

"That's the Mad Dog Lane for you" Pete said "The only reason why the Lang twin can get away with so much and are so popular is because they happen to be the ones that invented the shields"

Clark chuckled nervously at that.

Back to the girls and someone was trying to ease Lois's thoughts of a shovel, lime, rope and black plastic bags.

"If you guys are looking for Mrs. Kent, she's in the kitchen cooking up a storm." Chloe gives out a slight chuckle, feeling the tension between the Lang Twins and her Cuz.

"I'm sure she'll love to see you two."

"Will..."

"...Do."

"Mrs. Kent was, always like a mom to us." they both say, just to annoy the heck out of Lois.

The Lang Twins both smile sweetly before turning around and heads to the Kitchen.

"Bye Chloe." they both say, at the same time.

"Seeya…"

"…Lois."

Lois takes a step after them; Chloe quickly grabs her arm and pulls her back. "Oh, no. Come on."

"Just one punch and I'll be satisfied." Lois making a whining sound.

Chloe laughs, rolling her eyes as she dragged her across the room. "Come on we're gonna go talk to your favorite person."

"Who, Smallville?" Lois blurts out, not realizing what she was saying. Then slaps her hands over her mouth once it dawns on her.

Chloe laughs at her expression. "Nothing going on, huh?"

Lois narrows her eyes at her Cuz. "Do not start, Chloe, and why are we going over there anyway?"

"You know, you can socialize once in awhile, and besides I want to get an interview with him. You know, get his side of the story what it was like to live among the Kryptonians. I already have a few words from Mr and Mrs Kent and I want to get his."

Lois sighs heavily as she allows her cousin to drag her over to Pete and Clark.

"Hey Ladies" Pete said as the girls approached them.

"Hey shorty" Lois teased.

"Lois your breaking my heart" Pete said dramatically, putting a hand over his heart.

Lois rolled her eyes playfully at Pete's behaviour.

"Oh Pete, you'll always be my shiny bold head friend" Lois smirked.

Pete looked away vividly pretending to blink away the tears "I can live with that" then looked back at her with a smirk.

Clark looked at them confusedly.

"Don't worry it's a weird ritual they do when they meet" Chloe whispered to Clark, lending a comforting hand "It's their way of saying hi"

"So Smallville, what do you think of the party?" Lois asked as she turned to Clark's direction.

"It's small" Clark said.

"Small?" Lois, Chloe and Pete said at the same time. It was the biggest party to be held in Smallville, how could it be small?

"The Kryptonian party's I've been to were three times bigger than this" Clark explained.

"What were they like?" Chloe asked.

"Depends on the occasion. On anniversaries it's quiet and on birthdays its…" Clark said trying to find the word.

"Wild?" Pete put in.

"Wild" Clark agreed.

"Well you can tell me all about it in your interview" Chloe smiled.

"Interview?" Clark questioned, his eyebrows disappeared under his mass of hair.

"Well, you had been in the kryptonian world longer than your aunt and uncle, right?" Chloe said.

"Yeah…" Clark said, putting his hands behind his back, fiddling with the blue ring.

"And so you would have seen a lot of things, more than them" Chloe said.

"Probably not as much" Clark lied, he really didn't want to do this interview "I was a kid when I was taken, didn't get to see a lot of things compare to my aunt and uncle. I'd probably be a boring subject"

"A subject I'm still willing to interview" Chloe smiled "There isn't a single excuse I can over come to get it"

"Relax Smallville she won't bite" Lois said, gently punching him in the arm.

"Can I at least think about it?" Clark asked.

"Sure, but you realise if you say no I will get in other methods" Chloe teased.

"Like?" Clark asked.

"Give me a minute and I'll think of something" Chloe said and gave him an affectionate wink.

For a split second Chloe thought she saw Lois looking a bit cheesed off but it was only a second, giving her an evil idea.

"But, err, if your going to think about it don't take too long" Chloe said laying a hand on Clark's chest "a girl like me can't wait forever" biting her bottom lip seductively.

As Clark gave out a tiny strangled squeak Chloe saw from the corner of her eyes Lois had narrowed hers at her. Pete, knowing exactly what Chloe was doing shook his head at the blonde.

"Chloe can I talk to you?" Lois asked sweetly.

"Sure cuz what's up?" Chloe said, almost bouncingly.

"Alone" Lois said, plastering a smile, grabs her cousin's arm and yanked her to the side.

"Painful much!" Chloe said as she took her arm back, rubbing away the pain.

"What are you doing?" Lois hissed.

Chloe looked at Lois and gave her a shrug "What do you mean?"

"That seconds ago" Lois said.

"Oh that" Chloe said pretending to realise what Lois meant "Well it's called flirting Lois, you should try it"

"I know what flirting is, why did you do that?" Lois said.

"As I far as I know there's nothing between you two" Chloe said then giving a dramatic pause "Unless…there is"

"There is nothing" Lois denied.

"Well, he's all mine then" Chloe said.

Before Chloe could leave Lois grabbed her arm again "He just got here" Lois said, trying to ward off Chloe pursuit "Wouldn't it be wise to wait longer" a lot longer. Maybe forever. How does that sound for you? Lois silently added.

"Early bird catches the early worm"

"Chloeeeeeeeee"

"Fine" Chloe huffed.

Lois nodded and headed back to the boys. Pete looked at Chloe and raised his eyebrows at her, like it was a signal. From behind Lois Chloe just smiled and winked at him, returning the signal.


Clana Cops - "Put your hands up we have got you surrounded"

VB - "Tisa, got anything to get us out of this sticky situation?"

Tisa - sarcastically "Oh I don't know how about a bar of soap?"

VB - raising an eyebrow "You are never going to let that go are you?"

Tisa - "Nope. How about you? Nifty trick, anything?"

VB - "Now that you mention it I do but I was only going to use it as an emergency"

Tisa - looking incredulously, pointing to the Clana Police "And that isn't?"

VB - rolls eyes, sighing "Fine" Pull out something from her boot "I have to get us out of everything now don't I?"

Tisa - "A spoon is going to get us out of this"

VB - "It's not a spoon. This happens to be a--"

Tisa - "Oh great it's Teaspoon"

Clana Cops - "Put the Teaspoon down"

VB - "It's not a teaspoon"

Tisa - "fine it's a sugar spoon"

VB - "FOR THE LAST TIME IT IS NOT A SPOON!" stabs the spoon into the wall, a red wormhole appears

Tisa - "Holy Sh--" VB throws Tisa in "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh………."

VB - looks towards the audience "Review" Jumps in before the wormhole closes