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Warning: THIS IS REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! SO GET COMFORTABLE!

(Continued adventures of VB & Tisa... Story after this.)

VB: "Wow, just look at all this!"

Tisa: "I know! I was just as surprised you when I saw it."

They entered a giant laboratory room full of Clana items. Everything looked either fluffy or pink or pink plaid.

VB: "Is this hell?"

Tisa: "Probably…"

VB: "So why is it in the middle of Lexis territory?"

Tisa: "I heard a rumour that during LnC an underground Clana facility was hidden somewhere during the lexis period."

VB: "I wonder what happen" spots a book "oh hey look! I think this might clear a few things up" goes over and opens it up "Hey it's a log book."

Tisa: "read it out loud while I pack some supplies since I don't speak 'Secretsandlies' of Clana world." Begins to look around

VB: "Kay, wow it's says here that when they came here there wasn't such things called Lexiszombies, apparently they just popped up."

Tisa looks behind several selves grabs two bags and begins to pack up some stuff that didn't have pink or a Clana logo on.

Tisa sarcastically: "how interesting".

VB: "Oh wait I just read this wrong, they were trying to make more Cloises into Clanases."

Tisa: "Don't they know we're more resilient then that."

VB: "they knew this so they tried on the local Lexis people"

Once finishing packing supplies Tisa looks around the self and sees the back door open.

VB: "but something went wrong..."

Tisa runs right back to VB.

Tisa: "VB, we may have a—" stops when she see the problem and squeaks

VB: looks up from her book "A what?" Oblivious to the crowd of zombelexis behind her

Tisa squeaks and waving like mad

VB: "What?"

Tisa squeaks panically now, pointing behind VB and jumps up and down as the zombielexis began to move closer

VB: "What?" looking very confused

Tisa squeaks and still points

VB: "Words" please?

Tisa: "uga uga uga uga" pointing insistently behind sounding like Beaker on the Muppet show

VB: "actual words Tisa" looking annoyed

Tisa becomes more frantic as she tries to explains through an impression of a zombielexis. VB eyes widens as the implication finally hits.

VB squeaks: "are they behind me?"

Tisa squeaks: "yes."

VB: Turns to face them and Squeaks "I told you to lock up."

Tisa squeaks: "I did."

VB squeaks: "If they don't kill you, I will."

Tisa: Looks towards the audience "Read the chapter and we'll deal with these guys" grabs VB and makes a run for it

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Chapter 5: working around it

Clark smiled as he watched Lois and Chloe drive away from the school. He owed Chloe and Pete about the Lilies, especially Pete who was probably sanctifying his soul right now. Looking into a windshield of a near by car, Clark couldn't help but cringe at the state of his lip. The pain had actually numbed his lips, a sensation he did not like either. Looking around quickly to scan the parking lot, spotting no one he took one around he took the ring off. Almost immediately the numbness deceased and his healing abilities started up. Knotting the skin together back and swelling began to shrink till everything was healed. He touched and tested his lips out first, nodded in satisfaction. Then with one final look around the parking lot he super speeded home.

The freedom of stretching his legs to the maximum released him in glee. It was one of those moments that he felt that if he ran fast enough all of his burdens would disappears. He turns and runs through a field, passing Lois and Chloe causing a dust storm where his feet hit the ground. To the kryptonian eye he was a blur, but to the human eye he was just a gust of invisible wind. Lois slammed on the breaks and looks around the sudden dust storm with Chloe.

"What the hell?" Lois said

As Chloe and Lois wondered where the dust storm came up, Clark just kept on running. Causing the field of corn to split in-front and around him as he ran, like the field was the ocean and he was a race boat. He was tempted to take it up another notch by flying, but he still didn't have the hang of flying at super speed. So instead he just enjoyed the feeling of running.

It was only when he was five metres away from the Kent house did he skid to a stop. He stretched and shakes his legs before his did a simple human jog into the house, greeted by both Kent's in the kitchen.

"Hey son" Jonathon said as he took a sip of orange for his hard days work.

"How was your day?" Martha asked as she began to cut a couple of apples for the pie.

Clark took a big breath "Well it started off nice and not so nice after thirty seconds when I nearly got devoured, as Chloe said, by Lana, I showed up the flocks of nerds and the teachers. Got these funny looks at the cafeteria, I then later got into a fight with a kryptonian hater and he really hates my kind with passion, and now the entire school is either deciding to call me the krypto lover or the alpha geek. How was your day?"

Both humans' jaws dropped.

"Kal-El, why did you get into a fight?" Jonathon asked, managing to break the silence.

"I didn't. Brendon, I think his name is, just got me into it" Clark said, keeping the part where Lois was involved out and pulled out the blue ring "He's just lucky I was wearing this or he would have just shattered his fist against my face" he shakes his head "I don't understand why you humans act before you think"

"What Brendon did may have not been right but us humans do get carried away if we're emotional about something" Martha said, prodding gently for her answer of her subtle question as she quickly checked over him "And not think before we act"

"It's another human tragedy that my kind had caused again" Clark said "Brendon's parents were killed in-front of him, bit odd for the reapers to do that. Their main goal is to collect humans for slavery not kill"

"I'm so sorry for his parents" Martha said "But that's no reason for him to attack you"

"I tried walking away, like you told me to, he on the other hand had other ideas" Clark said then thought for a moment "I was tempted to take the ring off at some point, logically I would be able to subdue him easily. But I don't understand why I wanted to"

Jonathan walks up to the side of Clark, and places his hand on his shoulder in a fatherly manner. "Well Son sometimes people do things to us that make us act out of our nature. I know it was hard to hold back, but I'm proud of you, it took allot of will power not to give in and you didn't."

"Thanks, but it wasn't easy, I just hope I'll be just as strong the next time." Clark says, as he walks to the fridge and pours himself a glass of orange juice.

"Hopefully, there won't be anymore next times." Martha retorts, as she continues to cut the apples for the pie.

Jonathan gives a look over to Martha before looking back at Clark.

"...but we know things like this happen, and we trust you to make the right decision."

Martha slants her head slightly and raises her brow up at Jonathan, then looks to Clark. "...Of course we do...I'm just saying to be careful."

Clark smiles and walks over to Martha's side, placing a quick kiss on her cheek, as she smiles up at him.

"Don't worry I will..." he says and walks over to the stool to sit.

Martha raises her brow, quickly giving Jonathan a glance, and looks over at Clark, a wide smile on her lips as she places the chopped apples in the pie crust.

"So, did anything else interesting happen?" she asks, in a playful voice.

Clark gulps down a big swallow of his juice at her question, his face in bit of shock, trying to figure out just "what else interesting" she was talking about.

"Ummm...Uh...no, nothing else...really..." Clark says a bit nervous, shaking his head.

Martha smiles wider, looking over at Jonathan, before looking down at the pie she was preparing. "Oh, so nothing to tell about the young lady you gave the Lilies to?"

"Umm...well...she..." Clark stutters, not sure what to say.

"I'm sure Lois loves them, they are here favourites after all." Martha says, seeing he's having trouble talking about it.

Clark's jaw drops, his eyes wide with shock as he stares at Martha. "Umm...how did you know?"

Martha lets out a soft laugh. "It didn't really take much thinking, especially when you asked what Lilies were to know who you were thinking about."

Jonathan walks over and stands next to Martha, trying to steal a slice of apple away but gets playfully slapped on his hand from her and laughs.

"I think it's about time you and me had a little talk..." Jonathan says his voice teasing, as he raises his brow at Clark.

Clark swallows hard, he knew what "talk" he was talking about and it was one thing he already knew about and didn't want to be lectured on it again. He quickly stands to his feet, and grabs up his book bag from the floor.

"Whoa, look at the time..." he said, having heard other humans used it before to get out of situations "I have loads of homework to do, should take me hours to do...we could talk then." Clark quickly says and rushes off at human pace up stairs to his room.

Jonathan and Martha give each other bemusing looks, and lets out soft laughs at Clark's behaviour.

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Clark walked into the Torch during school after hours. It was nearly as big as the classrooms except with a vast amount of work cluttering it up. He had the impression that Chloe Sullivan was a neat freak, with a capital 'N' and 'F'. But looking around the Torch it looked like someone had let the inner slob out.

"Err, hello? Chloe?" Clark called out just in-case she was under all the mess.

No reply. Even when he took the ring off he didn't hear anyone in the room except his own heartbeat. Sighing, he walked around scanning the entire room with his x-ray vision for a moment and came across the 'Wall of Weird' that Pete had told him about. Not only did it cover an entire wall but it look like it had a least three inches thick of newspaper cuttings of all the 'weird' things that happen because of the meteorites.

Pieces of his home planet had done this. If his species had destroyed the remnants of Krypton instead letting it be a sort of reminder of how close they were to losing there lives all of this would never had happen. Ironically if they did destroy all the pieces of Krypton the humans would have no defence against them. Funny how life could turn out in the end.

"I really need to get father on this" Clark said.

He x-rayed the wall of weird looking at each layer, which was many. He read a couple of articles at super speed, noting that half of it was wrote by Chloe, more than a third was by Lois and the rest was Pete.

Clark summarised that maybe Chloe took the whole 'Editor of the Torch' to pent out her need to be in control. Something he had no doubt might have a reason behind it. Like his father Clark was very good at being observant, analysing and intuitive about people, no matter what people thought of him. Kara had once said that maybe he should be a shrink since he was so good at that, despite having a good ear to listen he didn't feel it was for him.

"Hey Clark" Chloe said as she came in with a cup of coffee.

Clark turned to face her as he put the ring back on again "Hey Chloe"

"How long have you been there?" Chloe asked as she walked to her desk and sat down in her chair.

"A couple of minutes" Clark said.

"What do you think of my collection from the Wall of Weird?" Chloe asked, gesturing to the Wall of Weird.

"Very impressive, I'm surprised none of it has come down yet" Clark said.

"Well it's all thanks to the layers of pins and glue" Chloe said, she looked at him for a moment "I got this feeling that this isn't a social call"

"Afraid so" Clark said.

"How can I help you Clark?" Chloe asked.

"More like helping both of us" Clark said.

Chloe looked a little puzzled but curious.

"What do you mean?" she asked.

"I really do want to help you with the torch and being a reporter" Clark said.

"Well, I am going to teach you the ways young padawan" Chloe said.

"Padawan?" Clark asked.

"You'll learn that from Lois and the movies of 'Star Wars'" Chloe said, it was Lois' job to teach him popular culture.

"Right. Anyway, I want to show people that not everything about the kryptonians is bad and not all of them are too" Clark said.

"So you want to do the interview?" Chloe smiled.

"Yes" Clark said, trying not to look awkward.

"I don't bite Clark" Chloe smiled "It's actually Lois that does"

Clark gulped at that.

"Okay, how shall we start?" Clark asked.

"Well, sitting down and getting yourself comfortable would be the first thing" Chloe said "I prefer my interviewee to be comfortable"

"Why? So you can get better results?" Clark smirked as he sat down in a comfy chair.

"Yes and no" Chloe said smiling, taking out her dictaphone from her desk "You have to have them relaxed or they'll never open up. Something you'll learn at the Torch"

"Right" Clark nodded, taking it in.

"Okay Mister Clark Kent" Chloe said as she turned on her dictaphone and placed it on her desk "My first question is: how long were you in the kryptonian territory?"

"As long as I can remember" Clark said.

"You don't know what age you were taken?" Chloe asked.

"Beats me" Clark said, with a shrug.

"Do you remember you parents?" Chloe asked.

"No, but everyone says I looked like my father though" Clark said.

"What about your mother?" Chloe asked.

"I just inherited her eyes" Clark said.

"Okay, um, did your kryptonian master treat you in anyway disrespectful or unkindly during your time there?" Chloe said.

"No, he was like a father to me" Clark said, fiddling with the blue ring.

"How long was it till you met up with your aunt and uncle, Martha and Jonathon Kent?" Chloe said.

"I remember meeting them at the age of nine; one of most happiest days of my life" Clark said "Most kryptonians like to keep families together. Each human would have DNA background check so if there are any family members been captured they bring them into their household. It is in a kryptonian custom that no one should be discarded"

"But your kryptonian master could not find your parents" Chloe said.

"My mother was killed, my father is still out there" Clark said truthfully.

"Oh, god I'm so sorry" Chloe said.

"It was a long time ago Chloe, I was pretty young when it happen" Clark said "My fa-kryptonian master" quickly correcting himself "Didn't really talk about it much since she was like a friend to him"

Truth was Jor-El and Laura were very good friends before they were married and had Kal-El aka Clark.

"Do you think he loved her?" Chloe asked "Might have purposely left your father out of the lope"

"Kryptonians happen to mate for life and he had lost his wife" Clark said "They would never take another especially if they had a child with another"

"But she was human" Chloe said, admiring his species for once. Who would of thought? Kryptonians were very dedicated to their mates even through the whole 'till death do us part' deal.

"Same rule" Clark said.

"They can't take another?" Chloe asked.

"Not can't. Won't take another" Clark said.

"So, one and that's it?" Chloe asked.

"Yes" Clark said.

"Okay, were there any kryptonians that married humans?" Chloe asked.

"I thought this interview was directed at me" Clark pointed out.

"Just some background info, your aunt and uncle weren't so helpful on that part" Chloe said "So were there?"

"There are a few mixed marriages" Clark said slowly.

"WHAT!" Chloe jumped.

"But they don't exactly last long" Clark added quickly.

"What! Why?" Chloe said.

"Because kryptonians are very quick on these things and when they are find out, the kryptonian is shunned" Clark said "Ironically those who don't marry can do whatever they please"

"Why is marriage over there so…strict?" Chloe asked.

"Because when you're married you are aloud to have children" Clark said.

"Oh, so Kryptonians and Humans can't get married because they would be aloud to have children" Chloe said "Is that even possible"

"I don't think either species would want that" Clark said uncomfortably.

"Why?"

"Because then you've got the ultimate species" Clark explained "You've got the kryptonian brain and powers and the human quick adaptability and the immunity to kryptonite. We would have an all out war all over again"

"But it is possible" Chloe said.

"Chloe, if I answer this would you mind taking out everything to do with the whole interbreeding, please?"

"Why, people should know this" Chloe argued.

"But then you'll be causing a lot of panic" Clark said.

It dawned on Chloe "So it is possible" Clark just looked at her pleadingly "Find I-I'll take it out"

"Thank you" Clark said.

"What happens to the hybrids?" Chloe asked.

"I don't know" Clark lied, fiddling with the ring again. They were being rounded up and taken away by the kryptonian government for training just in case Clark's results were really bad. But he definitely knew not to tell anyone that, even the Kent's or the Professor were not aloud to hear that and it was tearing him up inside.

"Okay um" Chloe said trying to change the subject "Why did the Kryptonians come here and enslave us?"

"I told you already Chloe" Clark said.

"Yeah, but you never really fully explained since we kept on interrupting you" Chloe said.

Clark sighed "Their doomed planet, Krypton, had been predicted that it's end was near. Being an advance race they sent out scouts for a suitable planet to live upon. Earth was the closest but they weren't so keen on the dominant species"

"Why?" Chloe asked.

"The human race seems to be very destructive and the kryptonians were a peaceful race. Very much like those 'hippies'? Right? Anyway, although they could see the potential in humanity they were not quite so sure if they could trust your kind. Maybe if they had found out sooner about their doomed planet they would have sent a minority of kryptonians to show you the way to greatness but our record kinda speaks for itself"

"Record? We have a record?" Chloe said.

"I'll explain that one" Clark said "Time was running out though and there were many people to evacuate. It would have been very difficult to transport an entire population from one to another. So being the closest they took your planet, they didn't have food replicater technology like the ones on Star Trek so they were on rations till they got to Earth, which is like two years away"

"Star Trek?" Chloe questioned.

"Lois made me watch an entire Star Trek marathon saying it was a part of my popular culture lessons" Clark said and shuddered.

Chloe laughed and Clark scrawled at her to be quiet.

"So what about this record" Chloe said when she got a hold of herself.

Clark paused for a moment, thinking this one through.

"Who do you think made the first move?" Clark said.

"What?" Chloe asked.

"Who do you think attacked first? The kryptonians or the humans?" Clark said.

"Well, I have to say the kryptonian. They are the more powerful than us" Chloe said.

Clark looked at her and ever so slowly he shook his head. Chloe eyes widened.

"They didn't" Chloe said slowly.

"Two years it took them to get here. They didn't sit there and twiddle their thumbs on the whole aspect they were going to enslave us and that was it" Clark said "There were some kryptonians against and for making humans and kryptonians equals despite humanity being destructive. When they arrived however, they all agreed on the slavery when the humans took the first shot and destroyed an entire ship"

"But it could have been a mistake" Chloe said "We were protecting our planet from the meteorites"

"This was after the meteorites hit" Clark said.

Recovering from shock Chloe frowned at him "If that was true, then why would our government think otherwise"

"Fear, didn't know what we would do, seen too many alien movies to give the benefit of the doubt, got a little irrational, thought the kryptonian might eat them when they would actually add cloistral to their diet" Clark said "Or, like some kryptonians think, humans happen to be the most deceitful of creatures in this galaxy" remember all to well the talks he had with Lex.

"Okay, say this is true that we took the first shot, how come no one here is any the wiser?" Chloe said.

"Propaganda" Clark said "That's were humans and kryptonians are differentiated. Kryptonians are not patriotic when humans are" remembering Brendon's rally "They wouldn't need to lie to their people to gain support if their colony was attacked and, well, they're not the most brilliant of liars"

"I guess the politicians are honourable there. So because we took the first shot, it's our fault we signed up for slavery" Chloe said.

"Humans can become great people, Chloe, we only just lack the light to see it and because of this incident we would never see it. I admit, what the kryptonians are doing is wrong, but would you want them to destroy the entire human race? People might say they would rather die than be a slave, but when it comes to survival deep down you'd rather live, it's the most primitive instinct of all" Clark said, couldn't help but be reminded by Lex. "Despite everything we had done to each other the kryptonians had let your species survive, it didn't really matter if you had the kryptonite or not. The outcome would have been the same. Like I said before they are peaceful creatures"

"It still doesn't give them the right though" Chloe pointed out.

Clark thought for a moment on how to respond to that.

"Then think about this. Your planet is about to explode. You've got to transport a whole civilisation from one planet to another planet very quickly or your pretty much history and I'm talking the entire population that knows about the impending doom and they are panicking. Problem, the nearest planet happens to have a very destructive race. No matter how fast the scouts-ships are on finding a more suitable planet there isn't enough time to debate on which planet to live on.
"Another problem you have to keep people on rations because there isn't enough space on these ships for places to grow food. There are many enormous ships but you have little amount of time on preparing to support an entire population for decades. When times up you leave the planet because there is no other option but to survive the blast. After two years you come to your destination, Earth. During your travel you discus whether to share the planet and your culture, that includes your very advance technology even though in doing so you could probably destroy the goodness in this race. This technology isn't the kind you can play around with, it the kind that could pretty much wipe out entire solar system if it came to it. But still you think about it because you don't want war since you are peaceful species.
"Then to prove how destructive these people are they destroy one of your ships, maybe out panic since there was a meteor shower but that was days earlier. The ship that was destroyed may have been a small one but it held families, friends, children and loved ones. Say someone you loved was on that ship, someone you really deeply care about blown to pieces. That ship didn't have a chance because all power was to engines to get to this planet, this planet that had these destructive beings, no power what so ever to was to the shields.
"You're a peaceful species; you don't develop weapons to protect yourself. You don't create things to destroy others; you preserve life. You believe in peace; not war. And you watched helplessly as that ship is destroyed by a race you thought you could make peace with. What would you do?"

Chloe nodded. What the kryptonians did was what they thought the human race deserved for what they did to them. It may not have been right but at least they did not wipe out humanity. That she could be grateful for.

"I guess this is where our interview ends" Chloe said and turns off her dictaphone.

"Thanks" Clark said.

"No problem" Chloe said and smiled.

Lies always led back to the truth and now she had the kryptonian side to it she couldn't help but feel guilty that her kind played a big part of the mess that was made. Now would there be any hope to clear it up was the big question.

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Lois and Chloe comes pulling up in Lois' red ford escalade, the tires crunching over the gravel path of the Kent's driveway. Pete and Clark standing next to Pete's suped up convertible, leaning on it as they waited for them to arrive.

"So what was so important that I have to miss an entire Saturday for?" Lois smirks as she raises out of the car, and slams the door shut.

Chloe rolls her eyes and laugh as she comes out the car. "Right, cuz you were really busy napping on the couch with your school book laying on your face."

Lois glarres at Chloe and shrugs her shoulders. "So I like to do things differently, but it's my way of studying."

Pete shakes his head while Clark smiles widely at the two, finding thier bantering interesting since Kryptonians never acted in such manner, as Lois and Chloe walk up to them.

"Hello small fry." Lois smirks to Pete, stopping in front of them, he gives a fake grin to her and she does the same back.

"Hey Smallville." Lois says in a teasing voice, giving him a playful punch to his arm, her smile a little more genuine.

Clark rubs his arm, god she punches hard, and wonders why she does that at all, as he greets back, smiling widely though. "Uh...Hi Lois."

Pete sees the confused look on his face after she punches him, and laughs. "Don't worry man, Lois is still back in kindergarten...it's her way of saying she likes you."

Lois looks at Clark blushing as he looks at her with hopeful eyes giving her his charming grin at what Pete says then Lois turns her focus to stare death Pete's way, balling up her fists.

"Well let me show you how much I like you." she sneers stepping to him, but Chloe grabs her arm while Pete steps back hiding back some behind Clark.

"Ok guys...back to your corners." Chloe says laughing as she pulls Lois back next to her and Pete smiles tauntingly at Lois.

"So why were we called down here, anyway?" Chloe asks, trying to change the subject and get back to why they are there.

Pete stands back next to Clark's side, and clears his throat. "Well since we agreed to help Clark get back to his human roots and teach him more about our society, since he was raised among the Kryptonians and..."

"Yes we know...spare us the history report." Lois smirks, crossing her arms.

"Pete thought it'd be good if you taught me how to drive." Clark finishes for Pete, and look as the girls seem to go pale.

"You're kidding." Lois scoffs out, in disbelief. "Mr I don't even know how to work a telephone...wants to drive a car?"

"Not kidding...Clark is 18 years old and like every guy his age, he's going to want to be able to drive a hot car...pick up the ladies." Pete says the last part in a stud-like voice.

Lois rolls her eyes laughing. "Pete you can barely even get a girl...in fact when was the last time you actually had a date?"

"Ouch!" Pete feigns being hurt, placing his hands over his heart. "...and here I thought we had a connection...I could ask you the same thing, she who devours men for breakfast."

Clark looks at Lois and gulps, as Pete and Chloe laugh. Lois shakes her head. "He means figuratively there, Smallville...though I wouldn't mind having you for breakfast."

The last part slipping out, she rolls her eyes to the back of her head, mentally kicking herself, how did he affect her so easily? Pete and Chloe laugh even harder.

"Look at least I do get way more dates then you..." Lois sneers, fighting off the blush from her face from her slip up. "...I just happen to be very picky about who I date."

"Picky right...that's why every guy you end up dating in this town turned out to be a Meteor Freak?" Pete teases, and jumps back as Lois tries to get at him again to no avail as Chloe keeps her in place but struggles to do so.

"It's not my fault that every guy that falls for me in this weird town turns out to be some Freak with powers that ends up wanting to kill me." Lois says sarcastically.

Clark heart drops at her words, he would and could never kill anyone, but he still would be consider a freak with powers, he should have known having feelings for a human just wouldn't work out and the fact that wanting to be with any human, being a Kryptonian, was looked down upon.

"That's because all the sane guys know to stay away from you." Pete laughs, but groans in pain as he gets a hard punch to the shoulder, Chloe snatches a smugged face Lois back.

"Ok, come on we're suppose to be helping Clark." Chloe lets out loudly as Lois calms down beside her.

"Fine..." Lois scoffs. "...so who's car are we using? And don't say mine because you are definitely crazy if you think I'm going to let you use my baby."

"You have kids?" Clark asks in shock, not understanding what she meant.

Lois lets out a deep sigh, shaking her head. "Figure of speech, Smallville...no buns coming out of this oven yet."

Clark furrows his eyebrows; still not use to human's way of talking. "Uh?..."

"Speech" Lois says a bit annoyed.

"Oh ok..." Clark says uneasily and suggests. "Well we could always take my uncle's truck."

"It's not enough room for everyone, which means someone would have to sit in the back and there is no way I'm going to be in any vehicle Smallville here drives and not be strapped down." Lois quirks; shaking her head.

"…and my car is a classic. My mom would kill me if I even had a pin sized scratch on it." Pete retorts, not willing to risk his life over a car, knowing it to be true, his mom would have his head.

"So, then who's car are we going to use?" Lois asks, and three pairs of eyes stare her way, smiling widely.

"I can't believe I'm doing this!" Lois growls out as she places her seatbelt on, Pete and Chloe doing the same in the back seat but much quicker seeing as how Lois is the one behind the wheel. Clark gives them confused looks by their behaviour, as he hooks up his own.

"Believe me, they made the Law "buckle up" to Lois' driving." Pete smirks at Clark's questioning look.

"Ha. Ha. Baldy" Lois sneers, and rolls her eyes.

"Are you guys sure about this I mean I don't know the first thing about driving." Clark says nervously, he'd done pod races before, but this was nothing like what he was use to.

"Don't worry man..." Pete pat's his shoulder. "...just watch Lois carefully and do the exact opposite."

Lois turns the key in the ignition, the car engine roars as it comes to life, she puts the car in drive and takes off down the Kent's driveway.

"Hey everything I ever hit survived...I have yet to add fatalities on my list." Lois says defensively as she turns off on the highway, surrounded by the endless corn of Smallville.

Clark looks back over his shoulder at the two in the back seat, he having the privilege to be in the front with Lois, since he is the one in training.

"She has a list of things to hit!" he gulps, asking nervously.

She grips the steering wheel tightly in her hands, as she stares coldly ahead. "Yea with the Skank Twins being on the top." she sneers and then thinks for a moment. "Actually that's not a bad idea"

Clark shakes his head and laughs, not meaning what he was going to say just wanted to get Lois rattled up he loved bantering with her and see her get mad. "I think the twins are kinda cool"

Lois almost slams her brakes at what Clark says."...or should I just be banging you on top?" she sneers rolling her eyes, then shakes her head at her own words. "That did not come out right."

Chloe and Pete in the back seat laughs at Lois slip up, while Clark blushes a bright red, understanding also what was so funny about her slip up.

Lois rolls her eyes, and slams on her brakes making the others fly forward, luckily they were strapped in or they would have went flying. Their bodies were pressing hard into the strap around them as her car comes to a screeching halt and then jerks when it stopped.

Pete frantically pulls on his seatbelt and tries to quickly to leave the car, pulling on the handle on the door beside him. "This is the last time I'm riding in the same car with you."

Chloe smacks arm playfully, holding her other hand to her chest trying to calm her pounding heart. "Lois...maybe you should let Clark drive now...he's actually the one who is suppose to be learning." she jokes, looking at Lois' face in the rear-view mirror.

"You guys would actually rather be in a car with him..." she points to Clark who didn't even have a second of driving time "…then with me?"

Pete and Chloe looked at each other for a moment exchanging looks and then forced themselves to look back at Lois and nod their heads together "Yeah."

Lois angrily yanks her seatbelt off and slams the door as she gets out the car and stands by the side of it for a moment, standing very still. Clark leans over to see what she was doing, while Pete and Chloe already knew too well.

"What is she doing?" Clark curiously asked as he looked on, Lois standing really still and motionless.

Pete and Chloe looked on calmly seeing too many of these already to be phased by it, as Chloe picked at her nails and Pele leaned his elbow on the door leaning his head into his hand. Clark looked on waiting for someone to explain exactly what was going on, he didn't have a clue.

Chloe sighs and sees she better fill him in. "She's about to have a BF."

"What's a BF?" Clark asks still not becoming any clearer on the matter.

"The worst!" Pete exclaims out, answering him.

"Bitch Fit." Chloe explains rolling her eyes at Pete. "Something Lois has when she's pissed."

"Wait for it…wait for it..." Pete says looking at Lois, who began to slowly move, timing her off.

Lois raised her shoulders high and grabs her hands to her thighs and lets out a loud scream into the air, letting her voice get louder.

"Right on time…" Pete says, looking at his watch while Chloe slowly nods her head.

"Is she ok?" Clark asked with concern, looking on as Lois blares her lungs out.

"Yea she's fine, just Lois' way of letting out some steam." Chloe says laughing a little. "She does it so she doesn't end up killing someone."

"Wow..." Clark lets out as Lois was now stomping on the ground hard with her feet.

"This is nothing. You should have seen other times." Pete nods, thinking back to those times.

Clark sat there, watching Lois amusedly. How could screaming and stomping the ground be a good way of letting out steam? But as he watched he could see that it worked wonders for Lois as she calmed down. Although it didn't stop the fear coming as Lois walks over to Clark's side of the car, he gulps a little as she pulls open the door.

"Ok, out Smallville" Lois said "You wanted to learn how to drive now here's your chance."

Clark nervously got out of his seat as Lois replaced him and looks up at him as he stood there, hesitant about doing this.

"Well..." Lois shrugs up. "...we don't have all day, Smallville get behind the wheel."

Clark makes his way over and sits down in the driver seat, buckling up tightly. "I don't know about this…"

"Don't worry Clark, you'll do great." Chloe encourages.

"Ok, Smallville..." Lois begins, but gets interrupted.

"You know you can call me by my name. It is my name." Clark says a bit agitated.

"Smallville…" Lois says pointedly and continues. "…start the car."

Clark looks at the devices in front of him a wheel a short stick to left side, a bunch of buttons, numbers and other signs that where just confusing him.

"Umm..." he says his hands up in the air reaching then pulling back, not knowing what he was doing.

"Geez…weren't you paying attention to one thing I was doing?" Lois asks, as she looked at him.

"You really didn't do much but pulled down the road and drove 4.5 miles." Clark says defensively.

Lois cocks her eyes at him and presses her lips tightly together "…but at least I knew how to start the car."

She reaches over to the keys turning them, bringing it back to life as the engine once again roared and purred once in ignition. Her body leaning close to his as she leaned in for the keys, she realizes and quickly slumps back to her seat.

Lois clears her throat, fighting from blushing and pushes on the button to roll down the window, she feeling a bit hot at that moment. Knowing fully well what was under the layers of plaid.

"Ok...now that we have figured that you have absolutely no brains...and those keys start cars..." Lois says sarcastically. "...now put the car in drive with the gear shift...Uh step on the break first, the pedal to your left."

Clark steps on the left petal and pulls down on the gear shift...he raises his foot and steps hard on the gas. The car goes flying backward at high speeds; everyone is thrown forward as the car goes straight into the fields of corn.

"Ok Lois you get back behind the wheel now." Chloe says in a bit shaky voice, Pete beside her nodding fast.

"Oh no you wanted farm boy here to drive. Now you got him!" she shouts back at them and quickly turns around to face Clark:"...and you, if my car is messed up in anyway, god help you cuz he will be the only one who can."

Clark gulps more loudly then he expected to at her words and puts the gear into the right shift, stepping hard again onto the gas the car goes flying forward about to head into the corn stalks on the other side of the road.

"Turn the wheel, Clark!" Lois shout, quickly scooting by his side, and helps him spin the wheel fast barely miss running into the other side of corn stalks and heads straight for an oncoming truck.

Chloe clings onto her seatbelt for dear life her skin goes paler then fresh snow, Pete on side of her faints as the oncoming truck comes closer at high speeds. At the last moment Clark and Lois quickly turns the wheel; veering off from in front of the truck, both screaming their heads off. Only to come in front of a car who tries to pass around the truck.

"Oh Shiiiiit!" Lois screamed, her eyes wide with fight and her body frozen in fear.

Clark quickly turns the wheel to the left veering out of the cars way, as it honks loudly along with the truck, he turned the wheel too hard at their speed that the car sharply spins sideways smashing back into the corn field the force pushing Lois hard against Clark, making her land on top of him as the car comes to a rough halt.

Lois opens her eyes after the big rush was over with, letting out a big breath of relief that everything was ok, and looks down into a pair of baby blues that capture her instantly. Her hands resting upon his chest, feeling the pounding of his heart that wasn't from the almost near death collision but it was from the beauty on top of him. Her hazels piercing into his eyes making his pulse race all the more faster as her body lay on top of his.

"You ok?" he whispers softly, up to her, their eyes not breaking the connection between them.

"Yea...I'm fine..." she whispers back just as soft, drowning in his eyes.

He reaches up pushing up a strand of hair from her face to behind her ear, their eyes locked onto each other as if they were looking into each others souls. His hand slowly slides down her face resting on her cheek feeling her heavenly soft skin, her body shivers a little melting under his touch.

"Oh my god, we're dead!" Pete shouts coming from his unconsciousness, as his body jerks straight up startling Chloe next to him bumps him hard in the ribs for his outburst and ruining the moment between Lois and Clark.

"No we're not...but you will be before we get home." she says between clamped teeth, and gestures with her head to the two in front, parting from each other after coming back to reality and seeing the awkward position they were in.

Lois quickly moves back into her seat, clearing her throat loudly from embarrassment, as she pushes the strands of her hair down that were sticking up from the hard crash. She turns around to look at them trying to get her mind off of what just happen with her and Clark. Chloe takes another stab at Pete's ribs with her elbows, for ruining the moment between them, she was so going to make him pay later.

"You guys are ok?" she asks, looking back at them they only give small uneasy smiles and nod their heads, seeing what almost happened between them.

She turns around and sighs out heavily and closes her eyes, saying it more to herself. "Ok...everything is ok..."

Her eyes come open at the feel of a hand sliding on top of hers, she looks over to see Clark giving her a comforting smile and gently gives her a light squeeze. For some reason she couldn't explain, but his touch and that smile of his calmed her. She found herself smiling back, feeling his skin upon hers was soothing like it was meant...

Pete and Chloe in the back seat being quite as mice sat with huge grins on their face, watching silently the looks and smiles Clark and Lois gave each other, caught up in the moment and each other. Lois realizing what's going on quickly shakes her head, trying to get that thought out of her head, and pulls her hand away.

She clears her throat and looks away from Clark, from his charming smile and blue eyes. "Umm..." clears throat again "...ok...let's try this again...and not so hard on the gas there speed racer."

Clark gulps, his eyes wide wondering how she found out he was a racer, she gives him a strange look and shakes her head at his expression.

"It was a joke there, Smallville." she says and lightly rolls her eyes. "...unlike the damages I'm sure my car has...so if you could be just a bit more easy."

Clark nods his head and grabs the gear shift, Lois quickly grabs his arm, and feels more electricity pass through them like whenever they touch, but she ignores it.

"Remember "D" is drive, which makes the car go forward…" she explains and shows with her hand "…and "R" is reverse, which makes the car go in backwards"

Clark mentally rolls his eyes and grabs the gear shift again, this time Lois making sure she buckled up correct as he pulls the shift into "R" and backs up out of the corn field slowly, carefully getting back onto the road without anymore mess ups.

After training him for a few hours and making him a somewhat decent driver he comes pulling them back down the gravel driveway of the Kent Farm, coming to a shaky screeching halt next to the fence. Lois red fusion car was scratched badly with corn sticking out all over the front and back of it. Chloe stumbles out the back releasing her stomach to the ground.

Clark steps out the car and makes a face as Chloe throws up "Was my driving that bad?"

Lois laughs at Clark's expression and Chloe hurling her guts out "No Chloe gets a bit car sickness every now and again…" she pats Clark on the chest "…but you're driving didn't help any."

She snatches the keys away from his hand, and looks over the car to Chloe. "You alright Baby?"

"Yea…just great." she moans out a little, leaned over as she spits out the taste from her mouth. Pete on the side of her rubbing her back and snickering, she pushes him away as he laughs more.

Clark turns and faces Lois smiling a bit uneasily "So how was I for my first time?"

"You were pretty good, need more practice though…still need to break you in some more." Lois bites her tongue, and rolls her eyes as Chloe and Pete laugh.

"Now that really didn't sound right..." Pete laughs out.

Lois groans, and glares over to Pete. "Damn, what's with the slip ups!"

Clark just looks at her confused as Martha and Jonathan comes out of the farm house, Martha hold her hand up to her mouth in shock at the damage to Lois' car, and is amused some by the corn sticking out from certain spots, like the car was the one to grow it.

"I'm guessing Clark still needs some more breaking in." Jonathan states in the innocent way, seeing the wrecked car, this only make Pete and Chloe laugh all the more harder at his words.

"What is so funny about that I don't get the...Oh..." he says, uneasily, finally getting it.

Jonathan and Martha just gives each other strange glances as Martha shakes her head and looks over at Lois, sympathetically. "We're really sorry about your car Lois, but don't worry we'll pay for the damages..."

Lois shakes her head and waves it off. "Nah it's alright I was thinking about getting a new car anyway"

"Don't be silly Lois, Clark can pay off the damages by helping you down at the Talon..." Jonathan says, giving a bit of fatherly stern look at Clark.

"What!" Clark blares out in protest.

"No, really Mr Kent that's alright. If Smallville's helping is anything like his driving I'll pass on that offer" Lois says in a teasing tone but meant every word she said.

Clark looks over and gives her a small glare, she shrugs up and smiles at him. Clark shakes his head and looks over at the Kent's. "But I don't know anything about working at a coffee shop."

"Well, this will get you well experienced working out in a real job in society, not just behind the scenes on the farm." Jonathan says, and Clark knowing just exactly why he wanted Clark on this job, not just about the damages to Lois' car but to interact more with the human kind outside of school.

"No, seriously Mr Kent it's ok, I can always just pay for the damages myself or get daddy to get me a new car..."

"It's ok Lois, plus this would be a good experience for him...so he can start Monday, you can teach him the ropes."

"Goodie..." Lois says in a sarcastic voice not too enthused about the whole thing, getting a glare from Clark who acted like he was too pleased either which he wasn't, but was looking forward spending more time with her.

"Well lunch is all ready...I'm sure you guys are hungry." Mrs Kent offers and turns around to head back into the house, Jonathan by her side.

Pete and Chloe give each other excited looks. "Mmm. Free food and from Mrs Kent."

"Let's go!" Chloe says smiling widely and rushes off trying to beat Pete in being the first one to get there.

Lois shakes her head and lets out a laugh, as she starts to walk toward the house, but is stopped as Clark gently grabs her arm pulling him back to the front of him, his face inches away from hers...her heart began to beat wildly thinking this was it...he was going to kiss her...and she was frozen in place, couldn't move as he leans in...and touches her hair?

She looks at him confused as he reaches to her hair, but understands what he was doing after he pulls out a piece of corn plant from out it.

"After you Ms Lane..." he says stretching out his arm for her to walk on ahead of him.

"Um...no that's ok...you walk on ahead...I'll be there in a sec..." she says, looking dumbfounded, he seeing the affect he has on her and smiles, and walks ahead of her to the house, smiling widely.

Lois feels her cheeks burn red and shakes her head, feeling strange……attraction towards him? "No that is so not it..." shakes her head "…get that out of you head Lois, you are not falling for him…" she scrunches her face in confusion "…am I? No stop it…"

She thinks to herself, and shrugs up her shoulders, smiling a little. "…maybe." she lets out as she walks up to the house.

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In the Kent's house Clark was by himself. Apparently Jonathon and Martha Kent had taken a spare truck to visit Metropolis. They needed some time away from the farm, getting back into the swing of things was a little difficult but time off did help.
Clark, however, was working on the Kent's old TV. It hadn't been working due to an earlier incident, which had a movie marathon going on.
Was it his fault that Lois just came over unexpectedly with a bunch of films for his 'popular culture' lessons, that when she was placing a film into the DVD player that she just happen to bend over, showing a spectacular rear of view, that he just happen to be not wearing a certain ring and that when he gasped the TV happen to fall to the floor? Was it really his fault that he didn't have control over his super breath all because of one. Human. Girl?"

Okay. It was.

But at least he got something out of it no one else did in Smallville. A view without being beaten to death by the beautiful Lois Lane. Although he had the sneakiest suspicion that she did it on purpose.
So by orders of Ms Lane, he had to fix the TV. Which he was…at super speed. Okay give him some credit, he knew his lesson to wear the ring around the people who didn't know about his true heritage. But he wasn't the most patient of people when it came to fixing things and a lot it was around the Kent farm.
The plumbing had to fixed, the electricity had to be fixed, the fences around the cattle field had to be fixed, the roof had to be fixed, the tractor had to be fixed, everywhere he went around the farm something had to be fixed and that was a lot for one person to do, kryptonian or not!
But as he worked at the TV he notice something that could used to his advantage. He took out and flipped open his communicator on.

"Is anyone there?" Clark said into it.

Silence.

"Hello? Professor?" Clark said.

"Kal-El, what's wrong?" Jor-El answered "Why are you reporting two hours before schedule?"

"Nothing's wrong father, everything is perfectly alright" Clark said.

"Good, why have you called then?" Jor-El asked.

"The humans have this device called a Television, do you by chance have one?" Clark said

"I do indeed, why?" Jor-El asked.

"I've got one in front of me" Clark said.

"Really?" Jor-El asked, becoming very interested.

"Yes, I, err, kinda broke it" Clark said.

"Oh" Jor-El said, deflated by what Clark said.

"But I can fix it" Clark said.

"You can fix it? But I thought technology was not your thing" Jor-El pointed out.

"Doesn't mean I haven't learnt anything" Clark said.

"Hmm, so why have you called me?" Jor-El asked.

"I was wondering if we could use the crystals in the communicators to visually show ourselves" Clark said.

"But you don't have anything to compensate the power that is needed" Jor-El said.

"That's where the Television fuse comes in" Clark said.

"Well, lets get to work then" Jor-El said then paused for a moment "You know this is the first time that we have ever worked together"

"Must be a profound moment for you" Clark cheekily said.

"Ahem" Jor-El said.

"Sorry" Clark said.

Clark then over heard the conversation in the communicator.

"Emil! We need a television and couple of those human tools you persist in using" Jor-El said.

"I think you'll be finding that you use those tools all the time in the lab" Professor Hamilton said.

"Only when to pick the food out of my teeth" Jor-El said.

"Those are highly sophisticated tools and you use them as a tooth pick!" Professor Hamilton cried.

"I was joking" Jor-El said.

There was a muffle sound and then a sharp thud.

"Right, lets get to work" Jor-El said.

As father and son work in sync, Clark began to explain what happened over his time at the farm. The people, the lands, the school, Pete, Lois, Chloe, the Torch, and finally the wall of weird.

"…and you're saying this Smallville is where the meteorites hit the most?" Jor-El said.

"Well yes" Clark said connecting "What the pieces of our home planet are doing to humans is quite unbelievable"

"Well, there have been cases that there have been humans with abilities not normal to man. But infected by the radiation of the meteorites?" Jor-El said "I've never heard such a thing"

"But it is the meteorites are doing the damage" Clark said looking at a couple of circuits "I haven't seen a 'meteorite freak' yet, but it would make sense"

"Does this 'Chloe' have proof?" Jor-El asked.

"Chloe has a three inch layers of proof at the Torch" Clark said testing the circuits.

"Where exactly are these 'abnormal' humans placed?" Jor-El asked.

"In Belle Reeve, on the outskirts of Smallville, well away from the town" Clark said changing a couple of circuits "Why?"

"I could get a ship and teleport them on it to bring them to the lab. The professor and I have been working kryptonite but with the shields I need to collaborate to actually passed them through without killing them or bring any kryptonite effects onto the ships" Jor-El said.

"As much I would like you to do that father, I seriously would think that would be a bad idea, anyone that knew that you had done that and was successful could lead to panic and me pretty much dead" Clark said connecting few wires together.

"That is why I'm letting you round all the 'abnormals' up and placing them in Belle Reeve for me to collect them when the year is up" Jor-El said "We've done enough damage as it is, may as well clean it up"

"I just feel so guilty that we caused it" Clark said.

"My son, none of us could prevent this from happening" Jor-El sighed "It was a natural disaster that krypton was lost against our red sun. It would not had mattered if we survived or not. The effects of our old planet would still be the same. But now we can do something about it" after a moment "Right I think that should do it, how about you?"

"I'm done" Clark said then turned the TV on "I'm not getting anything"

"That's because I haven't turned my one on yet" Jor-El said and did so.

The screen showed Jor-El looking around, amazed by the house.

"Is this how they live?" Jor-El asked in full of excitement.

"Some of them do and some of them don't but most live like this, except with the farm part" Clark said.

"It is very…human" Jor-El said happily.

"Uncle Jor-El" Kara called out from the background "Our guest is here"

"Has two hours went by so fast?" Jor-El asked and shrugged "Human were right. Time dose fly when you're having fun" looked towards the hidden Kara "Please send him in"

"Guest?" Clark asked.

Jor-El smiled and looked towards the guest who wasn't in screen shot. He gestured for the person to come.

"Lex!" Clark smiled.

"Hey Kal, how have you been?" Lex asked.

"Oh fine, great here. The humans are very interesting, they have this stuff called ice-cream. Although it is low in nutrition it is very tasty" Clark said.

"I'll be sure to try some when the year is up, but, um, can you come back a little earlier" Lex said.

"Why?" Clark asked, worried.

"Zam-Ex and Lira-Jay are dominating the underground races" Lex said.

"Is that why?" Clark smirked at his friend.

"Well, partly" Lex said "I miss my friend and his dashing racing skills"

Clark gave Lex a look.

"Fine fine" Lex said, giving in "But as long as you stay there you are no longer in the hot seat of the races, you know that?"

"Zam and Lira are just keeping it warm for me" Clark said cockily "What have you been up to?"

"Well, I have suddenly become very popular. Every kryptonian has been asking me how you got through the kryptonite shields" Lex said "How did you by the way?"

"Smallville?" Lois called out from the kitchen.

"Lois?" Clark jumped, surprised and quickly to his feet.

"You got the TV fixed?" Lois asked.

"Yeah" Clark said nervously.

Lois walked over as he turned the TV screen away from her.

"Whatcha watching?" Lois smiled "Is it dirty movies?"

Clark gulps at the look on his face, he knew exactly what dirty movies are, but something he wasn't watching. He had something even more dangerous on than dirty movies and slowly backs up to the couch for the remote seeing her nearing.

"Uh, no no, I don't watch that kind of stuff." he says nervously, telling half the truth.

Lois cocks her eyebrows up at him, giving him a look of disbelief. "Yea right, Smallville. Every guy watches that kind of stuff now let me see."

Clark quickly jumps on the couch grabbing the remote and turns the TV off, Lois quickly jumps on the couch too and grabs the other end of the remote, hitting the button that turned the TV back on.

"Quit hogging the remote, Smallville and stop acting so ashamed. It's perfectly normal to watch those things." she groans trying to pull the remote from his hands, as she leaned back the other way.

"Like I said Lois, I don't watch those things..." he also groans pulling on the remote the other way, hitting the power button, shutting the TV back off.

"Then why don't you let me see what on!" she says through gritted teeth as she continued to pull on the remote.

Clark didn't have his blue ring on at the moment and he easily pulled her off the couch and not meaning to. But as it happened she ended up being pulled on top of him and her knee smacked very hard against Clark Jr. Lois jumps a little feeling where her knee hit, knowing it was a very sensitive spot on a guy and gives him a strange look when he doesn't even winces.

"Shouldn't you be in pain?" she asks him a questioning look on her face.

Clark realises what she means and fakes pain. "Oh right, ow"

Lois gives him another strange look and shakes her head dismissing it off. "Look Kent just hand me the remote and nobody gets hurt."

She climbs on him more not caring about the position they are in and tries to grab the remote again only hitting the power button once again, turning the tube back on. Lex and Jor-El come onto the screen, watching excitedly Lois and Clark battling on the couch for the remote, Lois body completely pressed on top of Clark's.

"Whoa! Who's the brunette?" Lex says having a good view of her rear end and eyeing it over, Clark sees and hits the button on the remote shutting it off.

Lois pushes his against the arm of the Kent's couch and grabs the remote, turning it back on, Jor-El and Lex getting another view of the two.

"I don't know but she seems to be a very fit human." Jor-El says seeing that Lois is holding her own against his son.

"Well 500 Kelios says she beats him for the remote." Lex says, holding his hand out for Jor-El to shake.

Jor-El pretends to look insulted "Me bet against my own son that's…make it 1000 and you have a deal"

Lex shakes Jor-El's hand and smiles widely before they go back to watch the show the two was putting on, and soon their view goes blank again as the button is hit, turning the screen off, they continuing to fight over possession of it.

"Your brawny, built-self is no match for my wits...so give it up farm boy and give me the remote." Lois growls, through her teeth. "Being caught watching dirty movies isn't the end of the world stop acting like you have a secret to hide and let me see!"

"Lois would you stop! I'm not hiding anything and why are you so interested in what I got on anyway!" he shouts, his hands strongly gripped onto the remote, pushing the screen back on. Jor-El and Lex seem to be eating snacks and enjoying what they were seeing, as their eyes stayed glued on the two.

Lois stops squirming for a moment which makes him stops, as she sighs out heavily and glares him in the eye. "I'm very curious person ok. I'm the stupid cat that curiosity kills over and over but still I keep coming back for more and the fact that you're fight me on this only proves my theory that you're hiding something."

Clark gives her an odd look like she was speaking a different language or something and just answers for the lack of something better to say.

"Ooookay..."

She rolls her eyes and huffs out. "Don't give me that look, I'm not crazy. I just want to see wants on the TV, now gimme!"

"No!" Clark shouts.

"Yes!" Lois shouts back.

"No!"

"Yes!" she shouts, distracting him as her hand snatches the remote from him "Hah!" she teases, and pushes off his chest, sitting back onto the couch. She turns the screen back on, that had been turned back off again during their scoffel. "Now to see what's Smallville's dirty little secret is"

The tv comes back to life, Jor-El and Lex are seen munching on snack and smiling widely excited to see what else Lois and Clark were doing only to see Lois not on top of the couch anymore and sitting down watching the communicator device they fixed, thinking it's a TV.

"Ok what kind of slow show is this?" Lois asks, looking over to Clark her face scrunched up.

Lex leans over to Jor-El and whispers through the corner of his mouth "We have to do something before our cover is blown."

"What do you suggest?" Jor-El asks not knowing what to do. "She does think we are on a TV…so we must act like it."

"I got it..." Lex continues to speak in a low voice trying not to act suspicious. "My female servants always talk about missing the soaps...it's a drama show that deals with peoples life."

"What on Krypton, are you talking about?" Jor-El asks, confused.

"Just follow my lead..." Lex replies both their eyes widely on Lois, as they came up with they're plan.

"Ok, are they looking at us?" Lois turns her head to Clark, a bit freaked.

Clark forces a fake uneasy laugh. "That's ridiculous Lois...don't be silly."

She gives him a pointed look telling him don't mess with her and goes back looking at the screen, with the two still frozen in place, not really sure of how to act.

Lex clears his throat loudly and tries not to look at Lois. "Umm...Uh...My Sarah has left me for another man!"

He takes a dramatic gasp, and places his arm over his head like he was really hurt, as he tries to make himself look so.

"I know you loved her but it's just not meant to be..." Jor-El says with no feeling, and very stiff like.

Lois looks over to Clark her face scrunched up in disgust as she stares at him in disbelief, shaking her head. "You're watching Soaps?"

Clark shrugs up his shoulders starring back nervously to see his father and Lex on the screen. "I...Uh...was curious?"

She looks back at the screen intently, shaking her own head at the "show". "God they are awful...How do something like this even makes ratings?"

"I think it's new..." Clark says his voice still heavy with nervousness as they continue to watch the TV.

Lex turns and places his head on Jor-El's shoulder, pretending to cry. "She has left me for my brother...my own brother!"

"There...there...plenty more fish in the sea." Jor-El sounding like he was reading words off a card.

"Ok, if you are going to watch these things could you at least pick a more tasteful one?" Lois snarks, and rolls her eyes, looking back at the screen.

"Well I don't think I'm really into soaps...so just give the remote back." He says, leaning over to her to snatch the remote away.

Lois leans away from him, keeping it from him this time. "No, I just got it, stop being such a hog."

"I'm serious Lois, give it back!" Clark says, leaning more over on her as she keeps it from his reach.

Lex and Jor-El stop acting for a moment to watch the two now who switched positions, Clark being on top of Lois now and their position didn't look very innocent. Clark leans heavily on top her, but not enough to hurt her, their breaths mingling heavily into each other as they struggled to control the remote.
Stopping when they notice just how much they were pressed together but could move. It was like they were in a trance, their eyes mystified each other, as all they saw were blue and hazel. He could feel her heart pound away in her chest and he had to admit his was doing the same.

Kara appears from nowhere, seeing the communicator device that's been made to see her cousin she goes up to the screen slipping pass Lex and Jor-El standing right in front of it.

"Who is she?" she asks loudly, looking at Clark. "...and what are you doing on top of her?"

Lois and Clark brake from their moment and turn their heads looking at the screen, Lois eyes go wide with shock and looks back at Clark with the same expression.

"Did she?..." Lois coughs out. "...was she just talking to us?"

"Of course I was, wh-..." Kara starts but doesn't get to finish as Lex grabs her mouth and pulls her back, quickly explaining everything in her ear, while she settled down from squirming and Lois was busy looking at Clark.

"Oooooh." Kara says, bringing back the focus to the screen, but not fully understanding what a soap was or acting for that matter.

Lex jumps in seeing as how no one else attempted to, while Clark sat nervously on the couch sweating bullets glancing over at Lois as she curiously watches.

"Um...Sarah!" he says excitedly as an ideal came to him. "You've come back to me!"

"What? My name is not Sarah it's Kara, you know that Le—" she gets elbowed by Lex, who slightly glares at her, Clark on the couch dying, he slaps his hand over his face this was killing him. "Oh that hurt, why did you do that for?" she asks a bit angrily, glaring back at Lex.

"You're Sarah remember?" Jor-El says hinting in his words.

"You know I'm Kara, Uncle Jor—" she gets elbowed again by Lex, she spins around and stares him down angrily.

"Sarah, I knew you loved me. My brother doesn't love you as I do" Lex continues the act.

Kara laughs, and shakes her head. "Lex, you don't even have a brother."

Lex lets out a soft growl and continues on with the drama like he heard from his servants. "I love you Sarah, marry me!"

Kara lets out another laugh even more loudly this time about to comment on it when Lex sees she better have shut her up before she really says something, and grabs her face pulling her face to his and kisses her hard on the lips. Clark's eyes widened, Kara was going to be pissed, Jor-El knew this as well and backed up from them.

"Whoohoo, now this is more like it." Lois lets out, starting to enjoy it, as her suspicions weren't so high anymore.

Clark shakes his head, and looks back to the screen preparing for the fallout he knew would soon happen, as soon as Lex lets go of her face, Lex also knew this and kept kissing her not wanting to face her wrath anytime soon. Kara pushes him away, giving him a look that would have surely killed him, if looks could and raises her hand quickly slapping him across the face.
Clark's jaw drop, his eyes go wide like everyone else as they stared at Kara and Lex, Lois lips going up in an evil grin at what happen and let's out a snicker.

"I think I like this show now, especially that Sarah girl." Lois laughs, wishing she had some popcorn with her to enjoy it more.

"My name is Kara!" Kara growls out forgetting she wasn't suppose to talk to them on the other side of the screen, with Lois around.

Clark smacks his face harder, slumping back in the couch and shakes his head, he wanted to die right then and there.

"Just kill me..." Clark mumbles.

Kara turns to Lex, like she was talking to him the same time and speaks with a fake actor's voice, finally getting what they were doing.

"...I'm not Sarah...its Kara...I'm Sarah's twin sister." Kara says dramatically, shrugging up her shoulders, trying not to look nervous.

"Sarah's twin sister!" Lex faked dramatically and gasped. "She never told be she had a twin sister!"

Lois shakes her head, a still bit freaked out. "Ok, this had gotten boring again...I'm going to go...go check what Chloe and Pete are up to."

She slowly rises off the couch looking strangely at the TV once again before walking out the living room, Clark eyes following her as she left making sure she actually goes. Watching the door close behind her, he then turned back to see three faces smirking at him.

"So…who's the beauty?" Lex smirked.

"No one" Clark said.

"I think I heard you calling her 'Lois', is she that girl you refused to talk about?" Jor-El asked.

"Err…" Clark said, trapped.

"If I was a male I'd be doing her six ways till Sunday already" Kara grinned.

"Care to take that offer up?" Lex grinned at Kara.

Kara politely smiled back "Tempting, not interested though"

Lex smiled charmingly at Kara "Had to try but…" looking at Clark "…that human seemed very interested with you, my friend"

"Of course she would be, he's my son" Jor-El grinned.

"Father" Clark whined.

"What? You should be proud to have such good looks" Jor-El said.

"Yeah, he should be but I hardly think he'd want her to like him that way" Kara said like everything was suppose to be serious.

"Agreed, she seems to be the picky variety" Lex said, looking like it all made sense.

"I was having a feeling about that" Jor-El said.

"But she likes him and the girl has got taste" Kara grinned "Nice firm butt he's got"

"KARA!" Clark said in shock.

"What? Just because I'm your cousin doesn't mean I don't look" Kara said "Although I don't openly stare as my female humans servants do. Now what you're wearing is bad for the first date"

"W-what!" Clark said, flabbergast.

"I mean as human cloths go, that is disgusting. It has to go!" Kara said, making a face.

"We're not dating!" Clark said.

"Don't say that Kal-El, you'll hurt her feelings if she heard that" Jor-El teased.

"What feelings? She's rude, stubborn and annoying" Clark said.

"What? You already tried?" Lex grinned.

"Tried what?" Clark asked cautiously.

"You know, getting a little friendly in the haystack" Lex said and wiggled his eyebrows.

Clark blushed at that.

"So you did!" Kara cried with a mock of shock.

"What did you learn?" Lex said "You know I find humans to be a little experimental when it comes to these things"

"My FATHER is right next to you Lex!" Clark said.

"Kal-El, how else did you think you got here?" Jor-El said, obviously not afraid to talk about sex. He was a scientist after all.

"I am pretending I did not hear that" Clark said, trying desperately to cool his blush.

"Now Kal, don't be that way. She wouldn't like that mood at all" Lex said.

"Yeah, girl like her, I think she could take three rounds" Kara said.

"We did not, I emphasise on did not, do the horizontal mambo" Clark said.

"The what?" all three of them said together.

"Another phrase of words for humans to say sex" Clark explained.

"That's good Kal, learn their customs, you learn how to get into—"

"ENOUGH! It's either the Bold, the Blonde or the Parent or all three of you! Now cut it out!" Clark growled, annoyed now "Nothing is going to happen!"

"Well not in that house, I mean that couch looks a little uncomfortable" Lex said with a devious smile "Krypton knows what the bed is like"

If Clark wasn't blushing he was definitely now, considering he was fighting on that couch with Lois mere moments ago and could still feel the warmth she imprinted on his skin. He didn't now how Lex could say that and not only keep a straight face but to say it from of his cousin and his father. Granted that their fathers were cousins and they were family, but you just did not say that in front of your family who was now waiting for his comeback.

Clark narrowed his eyes at his friend and suddenly boldly smiled "It wouldn't be in a bed anyway"

All three kryptonians mouths dropped at Clark and he turned off the TV right before he blushed as strongly as his old red cape. Hoping for dear krypton that they didn't take him literally.

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Tisa: "And now, the end is here" Pulling VB out harms way

VB Sings: "And so I face the final curtain"

Both spots a jeep, runs over to it and opens the doors before hopping into it.

Tisa: "My friend, I'll say it clear" pulling out the wires from under car and tweaks around the wires

VB Sings: "I'll state my case, of which I'm certain" the car roars into life

Tisa slams on the accelerator and drives like it was the end of the Clois world.

Tisa now singings: "I've lived a life that's full"

VB pulls out a lighter and flicks it on.

VB Sings: "I travelled each and ev'ry highway"

VB chucks the lighter through the window and into the powder as the Jeep breaks through the door and every zombielexis the jeep slams into flies into the air or fall into gooey pieces.

Tisa + VB Singing: "And more, much more than this, I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyy way!"

A huge boom hits the air and Tisa does a huge U-turns to inspect the damage with VB. There was nothing left of the building.

Tisa: "Your right it does block out reality."

VB: "And it makes everything alright!" Then feels something in her pocket and pulls out a spoon "hey what do ya know? I've got another one."

Tisa: Looks at the audience "review" dives for VB and strangles her