Disclaimer: I really don't own Yugioh…really!

Typical chapter warning: Sorry, this chapter's a bit shorter than the others. But its still funny. And everything about Kaiba's parents will be explained in later chapters…so don't give up on me yet.

Previously on Yugioh: Lots of Zombies, a plan and stuffing people into a volkswagon beetle!

"This was the coolest car you could find?" asked Raphael, unenthused.

"I think its cute, how about you Mikey?" Asked Alistair

"My names not Mikey!" Muttered the disgruntled Pharaoh. "Its-"

"Yeah, we get it Yug'." said Joey, rolling his eyes.

"Wait…what do we get?" asked Valon.

"That Yugi's name isn't Mikey."

"No…it's the Phar-"

"Yeah, yeah Pal." Said Joey. "Your name is Yugi."

"No, its-"

"We're here!" called Dartz, who had been driving. They were now at Kaiba's house and they all piled out of the car.

"How are we all going to fit?" asked Rex, he had to wonder how Kaiba and Mokuba were going to join them, when he himself had had to ride in the trunk.

"Relax" said Pharaoh "from here we take Kaiba's Mini cooper"

"Ooooh!" squealed Alistair "Another cute car! Me and Mikey can drive all the way to Mexico and live happily ever after with Barbie and Michael Jackson!"

Raphael groaned "But this car is even smaller then the last one!"

"it's okay" said Pharaoh "I've got it all planned out" he took out a diagram that showed a picture of a car with little stick people in it "Dartz will drive, Kaiba can sit in the other front seat with Mokuba and Weevil on his lap, Alistair and Raphael can have the back seats, Rex will be in the trunk, and Joey, Valon and Mai can ride on top"

"Well that's great" said Valon "but you forgot one detail"

"What?" asked Pharaoh.

"Can't you think of anything you forgot to add?"

Pharaoh thought for a little while, he could see nothing wrong with his plan. "No, my plans are always flawless!"

"Yourself!" said Valon "where do we put you!"

"Uh…well…"Pharaoh stammered "I'll think of that later, lets go save Kaiba!"

So, Pharaoh, Joey, Mai, Dartz, Alistair, Raphael, Valon, Rex and Weevil all knocked on Kaiba's door.

"Who's there?" asked Kaiba, he sounded grumpier than usual and as he came to the door they could see he looked worried.

"It's us!" said Pharaoh, Joey, Mai, Dartz, Alistair, Raphael, Valon, Rex and Weevil.

"What the-what are you doing here? I thought I told you that I was having dinner with mother!"

"But we thought you were lying" said Joey

"So did I" said Kaiba "but now I actually am having dinner with mother, She's sort of a Zombie too. And-"

"Is that your dad?" asked Valon, he had just seen someone cross the hall.

"He's not my dad, he's my step dad" said Kaiba.

"And they're zombies!" said Pharaoh

"Yeah, I know" said Kaiba "I figured that out when they tried to eat Mokuba, why are you here anyway?"

"We're here to save you, idiot" said Raphael "and kill your dad"

"He's not my dad he's my step-"

"Yeah, yeah we get it" said Mai "Where's Mokuba?"

"Gee, I'm right here" said Mokuba, coming out of the house

"Huh, I thought your soul was taken!" said Joey

"I told you he was faking" said Kaiba. Mokuba smiled innocently at them, and then grabbed his brother's hand.

"Come on Seto, lets go eat."

"Ugg, let go of me you freak!" Said Seto, but Mokuba was surprisingly strong, and dragged his brother back into the house. "Help me you geeks!" said Kaiba, in his emotionless voice.

"One minute…" said the Pharaoh. "First me and the gang are going to huddle, and whisper a lot about what we should do next." The others all nodded in agreement, even if they HAD already thought up a plan.

"Okay, we're done." Said Valon, after much whispering. "Now lets get in their and kick some Zombie butt…oh, and kill Kaiba's dad."

From somewhere deep inside of the house came a faint "He's not my dad, he's my step dad!" and "Mokuba, you little brat! I'm never gonna build you that theme park you've been bugging me about!" and a trembling "You're not? You're the worst brother in the world!" And then there was a lot of screaming as Mokuba turned into a zombie and ate Seto's Mother.

"Well that was strange." said Kaiba, returning to the doorway while dusting off his floating coat. "Now are you guys gonna help me escape or-" he looked up, those dorks were gone! Where were they-?

"Sorry Phil." said someone that sounded like Pharaoh. Kaiba whirled around to see his step dad lying on the floor, and Pharaoh standing over him with a Cricket bat.

"What have you done? Get out of my house NOW before I have Mokuba eat you." Said Kaiba angrily pointing at the door.

"Try your worst Kaiba, I'll take him on!" Said the Pharaoh, savagely ripping off Phil's arm and then chewing on it.

"That's disgusting," remarked Kaiba. "I'm outta here!" With this said, Kaiba calmly walked outside, closed the door and locked it. He was surprised, however, to find the the 'gang' already waiting in the mini cooper (yeah, there's a LOT of unexplained events in this story…)He scowled, this kind of interfered with his 'have Mokuba eat everyone' plan.

"This is ridiculous," Kaiba muttered five minutes later with Mokuba and Weevil squirming in his lap, "Why can't we just take both cars?"

"Er..." Said Pharaoh who was riding on the hood, "Because I'm Pharaoh and I say so!"

Kaiba wanted to disagree (as usual) but Dartz had just slammed his foot on the gas.

Pharaoh gave Dartz a thumbs up (with some difficulty)

Raphael looked particularly uncomfortable, seeing as he had to bend down so as not to bump his head. And Joey, Mai, and Valon were hanging on for dear life. All in all, most were very uncomfortable, except for Alistair who looked like he was enjoying himself.

"This is soooo much fun" said Alistair as they bumped along

"This is stupid" said Kaiba "sooner or later we're going to get stopped by the police" and as it happened, they did.

"keep driving!" shouted Pharaoh through clenched teeth

Dartz had every intention to keep driving, but it just so happened that they ran out of gas.

"All right" said the police man as Dartz rolled down the window "may I see your license"

Dartz sighed and pulled out his wallet, "I suppose-say officer, would you mind if we had a look at your car? Its magnificent!"

"It has shiny lights!" Alistair exclaimed.

"Well," Said the officer, scratching the back of his head, "I don't know why not."

Heres why not: The police Officer had left his keys in the ingnition.

Kaiba was the first out, but, just to be fair, wrote the police officer a check. The group of Yugi characters jumped into the police car and drove off, leaving a very confused Police Man behind.

"Is everybody on?" Pharaoh asked while the wind blew his super hair against the windshield, obscuring most of Dartz's view.

"Where's Mokuba?" Asked Alistair.

"In the glove compartment," Kaiba replied. Weevil was stuffed unceremoniously on to the floor as a foot rest for Kaiba.

"WooHoo!" Valon Shouted from the roof, "This is just like the good ol' days!"

Dartz turned on the Radio, The ever famous YMCA song blared out of the speakers. Everybody screamed in horror and somewhere a rotting mass of Tea flesh was dancing along. "Turn it off! Turn it off!" Yelled Pharaoh.

Dartz fumbled with the volume but the knob broke off and the YMCA song was on highest volume. Eventually their screaming overcame the noise and the song ended.

"Whew," Said Alistair in relief, "Lets hope the next song is better,"

The DJ on the radio had a perky voice "Heeeello to another bright day, I'm Perky Perkinson your friendly neighborhood music man! Haha! Anyways, up next is a song I think we all want to hear-"

"Finally!" Pharaoh sighed, though no one else could hear his naïve remark because he was outside on the hood of the police car.

"It's DANCING QUEEN, from ABBA!"

While the rest of the car's riders groaned Alistair started humming along, when the chorus came up he yelled at the top of his off key voice "DANCING QUEEN la la la ONLY SEVENTEEN…erm…LA LA LA!"

"Could this get any worse?" Asked Kaiba in disgust, while he shoved the escaping Mokuba back into the glove compartment. That's when they arrived at Bakura's house.

"More Friends!" Alistair shouted, "See Mikey? And you said nobody would hang out with us because they thought we were crazy!"

"Wait," Said Joey, as he hopped off of the parked vehicle, "If there's three of us on the roof, one on the hood, and six in the car where will Bakura go?"

"Joey this is no time to think about food!" Pharaoh said, stuck to the windshield by splattered bugs.

"Any room in the trunk?" Asked Kaiba smoothely.

Weevil paled "REX!" He yelled.

Meanwhile….back at the police stopped mini cooper….

The policeman thought that he might as well take a look in the cooper now that he didn't have a ride. He searched under the seats and in the glove compartments for any illegal substances (Pharaoh got to those first), then he looked in the trunk and found a Rex, knocked unconscious.

"Gasp" he gasped, it was a body! He had been waiting his whole life for this moment, he dialed up the police station on his walky-talky "hello, this is black coffee grounds" there was some mumbling on the other line "-no, remember the code names?-" more mumbling "it's Joe!" there was laughing on the other line "I'm calling in to report a murder in a mini-coope- YES I'M SERIOUS! No, this isn't a joke! I actually found-" He paused and looked at Rex as his arm moved slightly, the cop completely freaked out, "OH MY GOD! THIS IS BLACK COFFEE GROUNDS, WE HAVE A ZOMBIE, I REPEAT A ZOMBIE-OVER! Should I shoot it? YES I'M SERIOUS! ARRRRGH!" after a lot more mumbling on the other line he looked back at the trunk to see that the body was gone.

Bakura peeked through the curtains, there was a police car right outside his house "okay" he told himself "don't panic, they have no evidence against you so just play it cool and they'll never suspect a thing"

"Alright" said Pharaoh, back at the police car "I'm going to figure out a way to stuff us all into that Vespa, the rest of you can go get Bakura"

"Why can't we just keep the police car?" asked Raphael grumpily. Alistair looked like he was about to explode out of pure joy.

"Because…" said Pharaoh, and that was all he said.

So Kaiba, Pharaoh, Mokuba, Joey, Mai, Valon, Dartz, Raphael, Alistair, and Weevil all approached Bakura's door.

DING DONG!

A nervous, sweating wreck of a Bakura answered the door, "Er…HI!" He said in a high pitched squeaky voice. He struggled to lower it to normal and then repeated, "Hi…wait! You're Yugi!" He said pointing to Pharaoh.

"No I'm-"

"That's Mikey!" Said Alistair indignantly.

"No its Yami," Said Joey.

"We should all call him Atem… or Atemu, I'm not really sure." Said Mai,

"BOW DOWN TO ME!" Pharaoh yelled, it was an attention getter but no body bowed. "I am the godly and dashing Pharaoh who has possessed a slightly taller body of Yugi with more eye liner! But you may call me Pharaoh."

"Mikey loves to play pretend," Said Alistair, "But I'll be nice to him and let him play it, like a GOOD brother should." He shot a glare at Kaiba who was trying to muffle the sounds from the glove compartment with his coat.

Inside the glove compartment:

Mokuba just knew something was wrong, someone had trapped him in a glove compartment and his brother hadn't rescued him yet. "Who ever you are you better let me out right now!" He yelled, "If this is about my brother I can tell you that as his brother I know he isn't mean! He's my best friend and he'll get you for this!"

Kaiba, who was the only one who could hear his brother, sighed. Another day, another lecture about brotherly love.

"He may be hard on the outside…" continued Mokuba "…but inside he's a puppy, a cute toy poodle! He's my older brother and I trust him more than anyone in the world!"

Kaiba chuckled, how could he resist? He lowered his voice to a Darth Vader like hiss and said "Mokuba, Kaiba's dead!" He smiled with satisfaction as Mokuba's ranting turned into sobbing wails of despair.

"What are you doing riding in a stolen police car?" asked Bakura.

"How did you know it was stolen?" asked Pharaoh.

Suddenly Bakura's voice was more panicky. "Uh…I didn't. it was just a lucky guess."

"Oh, okay then. We took it from the police that pulled our mini cooper over."

"You were riding in a Mini Cooper?" asked Bakura, raising an eyebrow. "All of you?"

"Yes." said the Pharaoh. "Why, is that strange?"

"Er… no! Not at all, um, so what are you doing here?"

"We came to rescue you from the zombies." Said Joey, always eager to join conversations where he was not wanted. The Pharaoh and Bakura both chuckled, obviously very amused.

"Is he always this passionate about pizza?" asked Bakura. The Pharaoh nodded.

"What?" Joey was confused.

"Bad!" Pharaoh snapped suddenly, pointing his finger at Joey. "Joey, you know better than to beg at the table! Go, sit down!"

"Huh?" Joey asked in bewilderment. They weren't even sitting at a table! He gave up and went to join another conversation.

"We should all get into the Vespa before we get attacked by zombies!" said Pharaoh, his voice suddenly urgent. He pulled out a diagram indicating their seating arrangement

"There's no way that this will ever work" said Raphael, looking at the diagram "and I can't even tell who's who. They're all just stick figures!"

"Well that's easy" said Pharaoh "I'm the one with the spiky hair!"

"Cool!" said Joey "I get to hang on to the back!"

"Wait" said Raphael, confused "how come you can understand who's who but not me?"

"Idiots think alike" Said Kaiba he took out his voice activated laptop computer "Fizzing Wizbees" he said

"Access denied"

"Fizzing Wizbees!"

"Access denied"

"Damn it! Mokuba, did you change the password again!"

"No" said Pharaoh "Mokuba has neither brain capacity nor will power enough to change the pass word of a computer, it must have been-"Tune in next time on Yu-Gi-Oh!