Honey, I Released the Fangirls!

A/N: Um… this is my very first Narnia fanfic. I've been working on it for a while, and have a couple chapters written, I'm just looking for feedback. I really want to publish the whole thing, so if you have any corrections, ideas, or anything, review! I happen to not hate the Chronicles in any way, shape, or form, this is just purely for fun!

Disclaimer: I own it, I own it! holds deed in hands, and bounces up and down, excitedly. Suddenly, strong wind comes up, and tears deed from hands, sending it flying back to whoever I managed to wrench it from I don't own it. Well, except, I do kind of own Mia, Sarah, and Raya a.k.a. Ray. Oh, and Throm, who comesin later onbut I only own him because I couldn't remember what the centaur guy from the Disney movie was called. And any other character you don't recognize. Nor do I own any real-life things I refer to constantly.

Chapter One: Prelude to a Sugar High

Arnold Cornstock's jaw dropped. He pushed his thick glasses up his nose, and gaped at the computer screen. "Gah… gah…" he couldn't speak. He was so gonna get fired for this.

"What is it?" Arnold's partner, Brian Pullchord came over to the computer. He froze. "What happened?" he finally managed to say.

"I don't know… When I went to check on them, I found their cell empty." Arnold nervously bit his fingernails.

"Well, do you have any idea where they are headed?"

"Just look at their record." Arnold clicked on a file and pointed at the screen.

"All right." Brian picked up a green phone and dialed a number. "Sir?" he said as someone on the other line picked up, "Uh, sir, this is Brian, in the lab. We, uh, have a code color spectrum. Mhm. Uh, some of the, uh, some of the fangirls escaped. Mhm. Block 309, Room 42. Yessir. Yessir. We're sending someone to fetch them right now."

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A few blocks from the Dangerous Fangirl Holding Facility, three young fangirls walked almost drunkenly, nearly careening into lampposts and trees.

"We are FREE!" shrieked one.

"What should we do first?" asked the second girl.

"Oh, oh, I know! Let's go out and buy chocolates and sugary drinks and then write insane romance fanfiction!"

"OH YEAH!" the other two girls squealed.

"Oh, oh, I have the greatest idea!" the first one said as they stumbled to the In-Out Mart. "What if Edmund gets lost in the forest, and a girl finds him, and… and…"

"And SUSAN steals MR. TUMNUS away from LUCY!" the second shouted.

"And PETER, who wants SUSAN to marry him, because they're not really related, kills TUMNUS after being really angsty and self-destructive for a while!"

"And ASLAN marries LUCY!" all three girls shrieked. That was how all their fanfics ended. It was perfect. They couldn't understand why everyone always flamed their stories.

"OOH!" shouted one girl, "WE'VE REACHED THE IN-OUT MART!"

"YEAH!" the other two girls hollered.

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After running into the In-Out Mart and spending twenty bucks on chocolate and sugary drinks, the girls, who, incidentally, were named Mia, Sarah, and Raya, a.k.a. Ray, found an old abandoned warehouse. They also found a few flashlights in a drawer from a bed stand that appeared magically via the author's need to put them in the dark.

They sat in a little circle, and passed a notebook around, each writing in their signature ink: blue for Mia, green for Sarah, and hot pink for Ray. Each wrote a sentence, then passed it on to the next person.

Their story was very random, and moved very quickly, as usually happens with one-sentence-each stories. And also, there were the ongoing battles of plot.

Susan would find Aslan and Mr. Tumnus making out. Then, she would wake up and find it all to be a bad dream. Then, she would eat cereal, turn around, and find Aslan and Mr. Tumnus making out again. Then she would wake up again, and it would all be another horrible dream. Then, just to settle the matter, or at least take it off the authoress' minds, Susan would see Peter and Edmund kissing. Lucy would slap her, and Susan would wake up.

This would go on for hours. Characters were killed, brought back to life and then rekilled, weird plot twists and turns were straightened out, and fought over. The girls had so much fun, they didn't even notice until it was too late that the sun had come up.

Imagine their surprise in finding that the abandoned warehouse was actually a not-so-abandoned factory. Around 6:30 a.m., the lights and machinery came on with a roar. The girls froze in fear. They knew if they were caught, they'd be sent back to the Dangerous Fangirl Holding Facility.

"Quick!" whispered Mia as the girls gathered up their things. "Into this conveniently placed, ornately decorated wardrobe!"

"Okay!" The girls stumbled into the wardrobe, heading toward the back.

"It just goes on forever!" whispered Ray.

"Is it just me, or does it feel like trees are around us?" asked Sarah.

"It's just you," replied the others.

"AH!" cried Mia as she tripped, grabbing Sarah and Ray's sleeves to stop her from falling.

"Klutz," said Ray, pulling Mia up.

"Hey, it's not my fault," protested Mia. "I tripped on something."

"Yeah right," said Ray, just before tripping herself, pulling the other two down with her. All three girls went tumbling down a small hill, coming to a stop in the soft grass.

"Ow," said Sarah.

"Yeah," agreed Mia. "Smooth move, Ray." Ray didn't reply. "Ray?" Mia poked her friend in the leg.

"L…l…lamppost," stuttered Ray.

"What!" Sarah and Mia rolled over. Indeed, there it stood, stiff and highly unnatural in the current setting. A lamppost.

"Girls," said Ray, turning to look at her friends, "I think we all know what this means."

There was a moment of silence. Then, all three girls screamed at the top of their lungs. Their wildest dream had just come true.

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A/N: Did you like it? I had a really good time writing it! Please review! I want to know what you thought! Pretty please? Oh yeah, thanks to my beta, Tantalus-unbound, as always! Review!