Chapter Two: After-effects of a Sugar High

A/N: Okieday, merci to all my reviewers! This is my very first non-oneshot fic, so I hope you keep reading and reviewing!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, and if I was making money off of this, I wouldn't put it on this site, it'd be in STORES, baby! I do own Mia, Sarah, and Ray, plus any characters you don't recognize. I do not own Narnia, or anything else, as I said before, so please, DON'T SUE ME!

OMGOMGHONEYIRELEASEDTHEFANGIRLS!WHATDOIDO?HELP!

"OH, MY GOD!" every girl screamed in turn. "WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE IN NARNIA! OMG! WE'RE HERE! IN NARNIA! WE'RE HERE! WE'RE HERE! HERE! HERE! IN NARNIA!" they all kept screaming at the top of their lungs until a faun came running.

"WHAT'S WRONG!" the faun cried.

The girls stopped screaming long enough to look at the faun. Then they started screaming again. "OMG! A FAUN! A FAUN! WE'VE SEEN A FAUN! IN NARNIA! A FAUN IN NARNIA! OMG! WE MIGHT MEET TUMNUS! OMG!"

"Uh," said the faun, "I am Tumnus." The girls were silent for a moment, processing this information.

Then, they reacted. "OMG! OMG! OMGOMGOMG! WE'VE MET MR. TUMNUS! TUMNUS! TUMNUS! TUMNUS! WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU! OMG! WE'VE MET MR. TUMNUS, A FAUN, IN NARNIA! US! MR. TUMNUS! A FAUN! IN NARNIA! OMGOMGOMGOMG!"

Then, the girls' wildest fantasy came true. Yes, the dream of being in Narnia had already come true, the dream of meeting Mr. Tumnus had been fulfilled, but they still hadn't met the two they really wanted to, the two they had written so many fanfics about.

"What's going on here!" Up they rode, on two valiant steeds, like rays of sun on an early morning. "What's wrong?" The girls all froze. They looked at each other. It was silent for an entire minute before everything broke loose.

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! IT'S THEM! PETER AND EDMUND! PETER AND EDMUND! OMG! AND THEY'RE STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE AVAILABLE TO US! OMG! WE LOVE YOU! MARRY US! PETER AND EDMUND! IN NARNIA! THEY'RE THE KINGS! OF NARNIA! AND WE'RE IN NARNIA! WHICH IS UNDER THE RULE OF PETER AND EDMUND!"

They went around in circles for about an hour and a half before Peter and Edmund could make any attempt at conversation. "Alright, it's time to relax… please relax… stop… stop…STOP!"

The girls froze for a minute. In the silence, Peter and Edmund got off their horses and slowly moved toward the girls.

"Come here, and sit," said Peter, grabbing Mia's arm.

"Yes," said Edmund, pushing down on Ray's shoulders.

"Maybe I should go make some nice, calming tea…" Mr. Tumnus took Sarah's hand in his, trying to get her to sit. That was the mistake they made in trying to the crazed fangirls to calm down.

At the touch of the Narnian residents, the fangirls went nuts. "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! THEY TOUCHED US!" The girls ran around in circles, screaming crazily.

They screamed for three days, six hours, and fifty-two minutes. Then, they passed out cold on the ground from exhaustion.

"Finally," muttered Edmund. TBC…

OMGOMGHONEYIRELEASEDTHEFANGIRLS!WHATDOIDO?HELP!

A/N: Did you like it? This was one of my favorite chapters to write, and I did it at like, three a.m. Please review, and give me lots of feedback. Today's delicious invisible munchie is… LOLLIPOPS! YAY!