Honey, I Released the Fangirls!

A/N: Well, thanks for reviewing! I noticed there seemed to be a general consensus that I overused 'OMG!', and I have tried to cut back. But that doesn't happen in this chapter. This chapter is stupid, but necessary. It's a 'transition chapter'. But I will be evil and not tell you what happens, so if you really like the story, you will have to read it. Muahahahahahaha!

Disclaimer: I USED to own everything! But then there came the dreaded copyright laws, and the need to pay to make money off of a project that is not actually yours, and I said, "Heck with it". So I own nothing. Zilch! I probably don't even own the characters of my own design, though I keep telling myself I do.

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Chapter Three: Get the Guestroom Ready

"Well," said Peter, looking at the finally motionless fangirls. "What do we do now?"

"No idea, Pete," said Edmund, ignoring the weird looks from his brother. "I suppose we could just leave 'em here."

"Except that is totally non-chivalrous. And we're kings. We have to set a good example for the rest of the kingdom. Tumnus, could you perhaps take them home with you?"

"Oh, no," said Tumnus, quickly backing away. "I don't really have room. And anyway, I was just coming to Cair Paravel to visit you."

"Alright, that leaves one option," Peter said, wincing at the idea. "We must take them with us to Cair Paravel."

"Ohhhh," Edmund shivered a little. "What will Susan and Lucy think?"

"I have no idea," replied Peter, pick a fangirl up and laying her haphazardly across his horse, "But I hope they're calm when we get there."

"What, Susan and Lucy? They're always as calm as can be when we come back. Nah, it's the fangirls I'd be worried about if I were you."

"That's what I meant," muttered Peter.

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Two and a half days later, the party had nearly reached Cair Paravel.

"Should we be worried that the fangirls aren't awake yet?" asked Edmund.

"Probably," replied Peter.

"Oh God," said Edmund, "I simply refuse to do mouth-to-mouth on a fangirl!"

"You didn't have any problem doing it to that young girl from Airtan," ventured Tumnus.

"Shut up, faun."

"We should be okay so long as they are still breathing, and we can still feel a pulse," assured Peter.

"Okay, good," Edmund grinned. They continued walking until Peter stopped short.

"We're almost there," he said, pointing in the distance.

"Good," said Edmund. "My feet hurt."

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Three hours later, the three fangirls, two kings, and one faun arrived at the front gate of Cair Paravel.

"All Hail, High King Peter and King Edmund the Just!" They nodded to acknowledge the presence of their subjects. Their subjects bowed, but kept an eye on the strange girls their kings had brought back from the forest.

At the castle, Queens Susan and Lucy were waiting for them.

"Peter! Edmund!" Lucy ran forward and met her brothers with a hug. "You're back!"

"Yep, we are, Lu," Peter said, smiling.

"And you've brought guests," Susan said as she hugged her brothers in welcome.

"Uh, yes. These girls somehow got through to Narnia. We found them by the lamppost. They, uh, had some sort of fit, and collapsed. We couldn't just leave them there, so we took them with us. Uh," he beckoned to a servant. "Take these girls to the guest room. Just put them down on the bed, and, uh, probably lock the door behind you."

"Yes sir," said the servants, running to do as he had been bid.

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A/N: Did you like? I didn't really, which is why I kept it short. Please, nobody write a review telling me this is your favorite chapter. I'd be really embarrassed! Still, please review! I would love it! Next chapter will have more fun stuff, 'cause the fangirls will be awake. Bear with me the whole way, please!