The family tradition
The throne turned round. And in it were Kamek. He who hade been Bowser's guardian when he were a baby and teach him all evil he can. He who kidnapped the two brothers when they were little and tried to kill them. He who were defeated by some yoshis that want to save them. He was the one that were sitting on the turned.
"You Ganon?" Mario asked.
"But that doesn't make sense" said Kammy "I don't know how old you are, but I know that you not are 500 years:"
"You have right in my age" Kammy said "I'm not 500 years old I am only 90 but I man not Ganon"
"You not" Bowser said.
"No I am not" Kamek said "I am Ganon/Ganondorf, Ganon was my father"
"I don't get it" Mario said.
"Then let my explain" Kamek said "Bowser has wrong in that 500 year thing; this has been going on in more then 500 years. Kammy have right it that it isn't exist any creature that are 500 years old, but families can.
"Wait a sec" Luigi said "how did you know what Bowser and Kammy told us?"
"I have been following you in my crystal ball" Kummy said in an angry voice "can I continue?"
"By all means" Luigi said.
"Thank you" Kamek said "for 1000 yeas started ago my grate, grate, grate, grate, grate, grate, grate, grate, grandfather a family tradition. Every 20 years he performed 8 kidnappings. When he died 100 yeas later his oldest sun tock over. The letters didn't turn up until 700 years ago went my grate, grate, grate…"
"You didn't need to count all again" Mario said. Kamek looked angry at Mario but continued:
"Any whey my grate grandfather 700 years ago started this with the letters, I have no idea why but he started it. But the police didn't understood that the kidnappings were the same until 500 yeas ago when my grate, grate, grate… you know what I men. He started to pot name on the letters. Not his name, names on future bad guys. My family has an ability to look in to the future. I have no idea how he only could see the bad guys in Zelda ore how Tingle get there but he wrote them all up and said that after change of generation a new name from the names he wrote would be on the letters. This year is it exactly 100 years my father took over so now is it my turn. I have also pot in a new thing here. When it is a change the son pot the fathers and then his new. Then all know that it has been a new. Next year it only going to be Ganondorf."
"That is what I call a sick family tradition" Luigi mumbled.
"I herd that" Kamek said.
"Wait a sec" Kammy said "You said that you are 90 now right?"
"That's right" Kamek said.
"And you are planning to do this in 100 years?"
"Right again."
"But that's impossible. That would mean that you would be 190 years."
"Ye, so?"
"How can you be so sure that you lives that long?" Kammy asked "Many Koopas dies at 150."
"I coming from a long living family" Kamek said my father lived to be 205."
"So you father I dead?" Bowser asked.
"Yes he is "Kamek said.
"So I can't avenge my wife then" Bowser said in a sad voice.
"If it get you to feel better, so was it I who persuade him two do that" Kamek said.
"But why" Bowser asked.
"You were on the god side" Kamek said "the night you were born I cold se that you were going to be soothing big. An evil king. So I teach you to be just that. But when you married that Koopa you forget all I learned. As long you had here your destiny would neverhappen. So I persuade my father to kidnap her. And it worked as you can se"
"But why did you kidnap my kids now?" Bowser asked.
"A couple of days ago I had a dream that you were going over to the god side again. This must be prevented. So I kidnapped your kid and the princess so when you failed you should blame each other and be more enemies then you are now. It maybe even would lead to a war."
"And what are you going to win on a war" Mario asked.
"Nothing" Kamek said "it only that I have foreseen it. A big war that end with the fall of the Mushroom Kingdom and the race of the Koopa kingdom"
"Are you shore in that" Mario asked.
"I so the Toad Town burning and the people flee. I so Bowser standing on a hill screaming 'kill them all'" it were quiet fore a moment.
"But the others you kidnapped then?" Maio asked.
"I needed 6 more to kidnap" Kamek said.
"So they have nothing to do with us?"
"I may have kidnapped the Yoshi Village fore revenge over what they did to me but all the others were random."
"So the fact that all you kidnapped arefriends to me are just a coincidence"
"That's right" Kamek said. "I have only played ' Yoshi Island' And 'M&L2' ok"
"But the letter then?" Luigi asked.
"What letter?"
"The letter you sent to our house" Luigi said.
"That letter, I don't know I just want to do that, the e-mail are the same".
"Quit talking" Bowser said "I want revenge" he started to run with his hands out to grab Kamek. But Kamek were quicker. He pulled up his wand and points it at Bowser. Bowser just stops. He couldn't move. The same with all in the room.
"You know too much. This is a secret. A secret that you will take you in to the grave. And that will come sonnet then you think".
