Honey, I Released the Fangirls!

A/N: Thanks to the reviewers! I have taken all suggestions into consideration, so look for anything you might have said! The next couple chapters might be a little bit boring, but I do have the fangirls in them. They are basically plot-important, mostly for later. Please continue to read and review! I will post as soon as I have chapters written.

Disclaimer: It is now time to offer up thanks to any deity or higher being of your choice, or just anyone at all, that I do not own anything!

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Chapter Six: Not-so-Fun Times for the Faun

Sarah awoke first the next morning, as usual. "Ray, stop stealing the covers."

"I'm not!"

"And that is because we have no covers!" Mia said, sitting up and looking around.

"Really? We don't?" Sarah sat up and looked around as well. "Wow. So… where are we?" Everyone turned to look at Ray, the All-Knowing.

"What?"

"Nothing." The girls sat around for a while.

"Do you remember what happened?"

"No."

Mia furrowed her brow. "That's bad, isn't it?"

"Yeah." The girls went to the front of the cell, and sat down, their arms and legs sticking out between the bars.

"Hello?" Ray called half-heartedly, not expecting anyone to reply. To their surprise, a male guard appeared. "AHHH!" screamed Ray, falling backwards. The other two giggled madly, also falling backwards. Then, they sat up with a gasp.

"WORD GAMES!" they both cried. The guard turned to leave, but the girls stopped him.

"Where are we? Where is this? Where are the kings?"

"And Mr. Tumnus!" shouted Sarah at the end.

"That is none of your business," said the guard simply, and walked away.

"Wait, wait! Don't go! No! Don't go! Noooo!" The girls' shoulders slumped in despair. Meanwhile, something else was happening in the dining hall…

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Edmund, Lucy, Peter, Tumnus, and Susan were all sitting at the breakfast table, eating in silence.

Somehow, it felt empty without the fangirls. In the short amount of time that they had been there, the fangirls had given Cair Paravel a sort of cheery boost it needed. Peter wiped his mouth with his napkin and set it aside. Tumnus sipped his tea quietly.

Suddenly, and highly unexpectedly, blood began to pour from both the faun's nostrils.

"Oh, my!" the Faun cried. Lucy screamed shrilly. Edmund fainted.

"Susan!" Peter shouted for no apparent reason. "Get the medical books out of the library!" Susan ran to do as she had been bid. Peter handed Tumnus a napkin to try and stop the blood flow.

Susan came running back in with the medical books. "Um… n, n, nosebleed. Oh, okay, here we are. Um… Tumnus, pinch your nose and tilt your head back."

"No, it says here to tilt your head forward." Peter had also picked up a medical book.

"Oh, um…" Susan looked distraught, which she always did when there was a clash of information. "Rock your head back and forth!" Tumnus did as he had been told.

"Is there anything else he can do?" asked Peter.

"No. There aren't a lot of cures for a nosebleed. Although… Lucy, do you still have your healing potion?"

"No," said Lucy shortly. "With all the fighting that's been going on, I'm fresh out. I don't think it heals massive nosebleeds, anyway."

Suddenly, out of the blue, Tumnus made a noise that would have reminded the girls of the words 'squelch' 'gully' or 'gulch'. 'Gulch' would have won, simply because it's an awesome word! Then, Tumnus screamed, and fainted. Peter called for the servants to take him away and make him comfortable.

"That was horrible," said both Susan and Lucy.

"And scary," said Edmund, sitting up after being unconscious for the entire time.

"Yes," agreed Peter. All of them were unaware, however, just how much more horrible and scary it was going to get…

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A/N: Yeah, not too good a chapter, but hey, what are you gonna do? Chapter's review munchie is… drum roll almost-vegan Jell-O? Oh well. Read and review!