Honey, I Released the Fangirls!
A/N: Hey, everyone! It's me, the authoress! Okay, I want to thank everybody who reviewed that last chapter, so… THANKS! Keep reviewing! Guess what? We're into the double-digits in chapter numbers! WOW! There are going to be fifteen chapters written, and I am looking forward to your feedback on the next six chapters. it's six 'cause I haven't really written 10 yet! I mean, I have, but none of you have read it!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Narnia and all its affiliate characters and/or settings belong to C.S. Lewis and his estate. The Great Popsicle, the Great Popsicle replica, and every other Borgel reference belongs to Daniel Pinkwater. References to anything affiliated with The Wizard of Oz are not mine. Alrighty, now that I've got that done, let's get on with the chapter!
Quick recap: The girls, unable to get a sugar high and thus come up with a plan to save Peter, who is dying of blood loss, fall asleep…
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Chapter Ten: One Freaky Dream Sequence
All three girls were deep, deep in the hevily unnatural sleep. And, as luck would have it, all three were having the same dream, and all three were in that dream.
They were riding on horses: Mia on a blue horse, Sarah on a green horse, and Ray on a hot pink horse. They were riding on a yellow brick road.
Ahead of them, there was an alter-like thing, and standing at the alter-like thing, was a giant popsicle.
"Hm," said Ray, unknowingly stating the obvious, "A giant popsicle."
As the girls got closer, they could see a sign stating, 'Replica of the Great Popsicle.' They got very close, got off their horses, and walked up to the popsicle.
"What are you?" muttered Sarah, not expecting an answer.
"I am a replica of the Great Popsicle, a being of awesome power and knowledge." All three girls nearly fainted.
"Did… did you just speak?"
"Yes."
"How?"
"Magic. You're in a dream."
"Oh."
"That's not a question."
"Why does it matter?"
"I only answer questions."
"Oh… okay…" the three girls looked at each other, then put their heads together in a huddle. "Uh, Great Popsicle, would you excuse us for a moment?"
"Certainly."
"What should we ask it?" whispered Sarah.
"How about who are we going to marry? What else would we ask it?"
"No, no, Ray. I don't want to know. He'll probably be a dork. Um… maybe we could ask it about how to save Peter."
"Why would we ask it that?"
"I dunno. But I'm gonna ask it." Mia turned around, and said, "Great Popsicle, how do we heal Peter, and thus save Narnia?"
"You know how to access that information in your heads."
"Through a sugar high?"
"Yes."
"But we tried it and it didn't work…" The Great Popsicle stayed silent. "Did it?"
"No."
"So how do we get a sugar high?"
"Indirectly."
"Oh, yeah!" Mia grinned broadly. "We can't get a sugar high by ingesting sugar directly. It has to be in some kind of food! So, after we get a sugar high, what do we do?"
"Use your glucose-clotted minds to find an answer to your problem."
"Okay! Thanks!" the girls turned to leave.
"Oh, yeah," Ray whirled around to face the Great Popsicle. "How many hours of dental work will we have to go through to get rid of the cavities we got from eating all that sugar?"
"Forty-six."
"Aw, man…" the girls got on their horses and road away. Then, they woke up, now with an idea of how to get a plan of how to save Narnia…
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A/N: I know, it's short, but don't worry! The next couple of chapters will be longer, I promise! I don't pretend to be an expert at sugar highs, but I haven't get been able to get it off pure sugar, so it's just from my experience! Review, pretty please! Munchies for reviewing include chocolate bars with or without nuts, take your pick, apples, and crackers with peanut butter on them! If you don't like any of those, I apologize, but that's all I've got in the imaginary cupboard of review rewards. Keep reading and review as much as possible!
