Honey, I Released the Fangirls!
A/N: Salut! I mean it like 'hi' in French, not army style but without the 'e'. I recently realized that if I were not writing this but reading it, and I hadn't read anything before this chapter was posted, I wouldn't read it! It'd be to long for me! Oops! Oh well. Anyway, we are now in chapter ELEVEN! Can you believe it? I want to thank anyone and everyone who reviewed. Keep it up!
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING! Not Narnia, or any of its characters, or anything else I make references to. I do happen to own Mia, Sarah, Ray, and Throm.
Recap: The girls had a dream, where they got important advice from the replica of the Great Popsicle. Now, they are awake, and ready to begin formulating their plan…
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Chapter Eleven: Will the Plan Work?
"Throm!" the girls ran into the medical tent, where Throm was sitting next to Peter. "Throm!"
The massive centaur stood. "Do you have a plan to save my king?" he asked intensely. He always asked things intensely, because he was an important centaur.
"Well, no," the girls smiled apologetically. "But we know what we need to get in order to help us come up with one!"
"But I just gave you sugar to help you think."
"Yeah, but pure sugar doesn't induce a sugar high. You'd have to experience it to understand. So, do you have doughnuts?" Throm looked puzzled. "NO DOUGHNUTS! How do you people live here? Um… what about cakes?" Throm raised an eyebrow. "Don't tell me you don't have cakes here in Narnia!"
"We are an army. We do not carry around bakeries."
"Well, do you have flour? I know you have sugar left. You must have some kind of cook for your troops. Have the cook whip up a food with lots of sugar in it. Hurry!"
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"How are you doing?" Mia asked around a mouthful of cake.
"I can still eat this much sugar-filled food. Wow," said Sarah.
"You mumph humph mmm hmm," said Ray, her mouth full.
"You what?"
"You always were the weak one," Ray translated after swallowing.
Throm stood near the table where his king lay, watching over both Peter, who was white as… white paint, and the fangirls, who were attempting to reach their sugar high. "How long might this take?" he asked.
"Depends," replied Mia, whose knee was bouncing a little bit. "It'll start off with physical symptoms, like my knee here-" Mia nodded to indicate her knee. "The physical symptoms will get more and more noticeable." Her knee bounced wildly. She changed her sitting position, and began to rock back and forth. "Next, we'll start talkingreallyfast. Then,we'lldotheinevitable." All three girls were now shaking or rocking in some way.
It got more and more frightening. Throm, a buff centaur, moved back to the other side of Peter to get as far as possible form the girls, whose eyes were getting wild, and yes, crazed smiles were spreading across their faces.
Out of nowhere, they simultaneously stood up, and let out a blood-curdling scream. Throm clamped is hands over his ears. Then, the scream stopped suddenly, and the girls began to run in circles.
"Throm, realizing that is was doing them no good, hollered, "STOP!" Shocked, the girls did as they were told.
At that moment, Throm heard the exact same cry he'd been dreading this whole time. "THE TROLLS ARE COMING, AND THE WITCH EMULUN IS WITH THEM!"
Throm said a rather naughty word that all the girls gasped at, and hurried outside the tent.
He grabbed the scout, a bird, and demanded, "How far off were they!"
The bird, scared out of his little mind, managed to gasp, "Not more than five miles. I came as fast as I could."
Throm cursed again, and went back inside the tent. He hurried over to Peter, whose breath was coming in shallow gasps, and Throm immediately knew the awful truth.
"He is fading," Throm announced to the hyper fangirls.
"Well," replied all three girls in unison, smiling dangerously, coming forward with a package of the disgusting juice in wax bottles, and several rolls of duct tape in their hands, "We'll just have to fix that…"
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A/N: This is also a relatively short chapter, but I PROMISE, the next one will be longer. Did you like my cliffhanger? Actually, did you like the chapter? Please continue to follow the story, and review a lot! Reviewer's munchies include grapes, carrots, strawberry yogurt, hot dogs and hamburgers, and spaghetti! Something from basically every food group!
