SO MANY ISSUES

DISCLAIMER: NO SIRREE, DON'T OWN GILMORE GIRLS.

A/N: JUST ANOTHER LITTLE ONE SHOT…BUT THIS IS MY FIRST JAVA JUNKIE! READ AND REVIEW!

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TYA

"People have always told me that I was insane, crazy, and that it was just a matter of seconds before the guys in the nice white jackets come for me. I've never thought much of it. In fact, I used to take it as a compliment.

But now, I start thinking, what if a really am a mental patient. I mean all the pieces would finally fit together. Why normal people don't understand me, why I have a shrine to coffee, why my only daughter is smarter than me, why I talk to myself, why…" Lorelei ranted but then was cut off by Luke.

"Is this an attempt to make me give my pregnant wife coffee." Luke asked.

"Why Lukey, I'm appalled. I should walk out this door right now and leave you for Finn, my exotic boy toy." Luke grunted and poured her coffee. "Angel, you've got wings baby." She said.

"Mental patient," he responded.

"And you're married to me, which makes you just as much, if not more insane than I am." They kiss.

"Our kid is going to have so many issues." Luke said.

"Speaking of which I've decided on Apple for a girl and Orange for a guy." Lorelei said.

"Again, our kid is going to have SO many issues." Luke smirked.