A/N: the hariboette did an excellent job on chapter 1. But now it is time for thetorstir to bang up something naughtie. Teehee.
As Saseko took hold of Freddie, an unsuspecting young girl skipped along, not knowing of the sexualities to come. This girl was named Torinyou. She entered Dorragu Kouhi Lane to meet with her true love Sesshomaru. Little did she know there were many other problems…
"Sesshomaru!" Torinyou called out eagerly. "Sesshomaru!"
Instead of her dream guy Sesshomaru answering her call she looked down to find a sixteen-year-old fiercely humping her leg. "GAH!" She swung her leg about and tried shaking the girl off. "You could've at least introduced yourself before you had begun humping me!"
The girl stopped and stood and saluted Torinyou. "Sorry miss. My name is Denbu. I have been suspended from school because I attempted raping my gym teacher."
"Why Denbu…" Torinyou sighed. "Isn't that a lovely name? Doesn't it mean buttocks." Torinyou circled around Denbu, eyeing her up and down. "And now I see why. You do have a rather nice bottom."
Denbu giggled. "Oh stop it you you're making me blush!"
Torinyou finally introduced herself; "How rude of me… My name is Torinyou. It means Bird Pee."
CRICKET CHIRPS
When Denbu didn't reply to this Torinyou cleared her throat and asked, "Do you happen to know Sesshomaru?"
Denbu ran away giggling. "I HUMPED BIRD PEE! EWWW!"
Torinyou shrugged. "I guess that means no." She skipped along farther into Dorragu Kouhi Lane, in search of her lovely. She burst out into song;
"Sesshomaru is hot!
But you are not!
He is my rock!
Hard like a sock!
Makes me scream.
We're a team.
Sesshomaru is hot!
But you are not!
