skittles: OMG! it's finally finished! now twixy can't kill me when she comes back!
mokuba: back from where?
skittles: florida! sighs me miss twixy! starts crying
mokuba: looks around nervously yami! help!
yami: walks in whats wrong?
mokuba: skittles is crying and i don't know what to do!
yami: i'll take care of it. just do the disclaimer so that people can start reading already.
mokuba: ok. clears throat skittles and twix don't own yugioh. if they did...well, lets just hope that day never comes.
Chapter 2: session one – the group session
Suddenly...
BAM
Bakura and Yami were flat on the floor
"PATIENTS!"
"LIKE, OMIGOSH, HI!"
Bakura and Yami... had been glomped... by their doctors.
This was sure to be interesting...
Marik laughed insanely, completely ignoring Tea who had started talking about how Skittles and Twix were her friends. These two were their doctors? Well, good luck to them. "Marik? Are you paying attention? Because if you're not then I'll have to give you a lecture on friendship and listening to what your friends have to say." Marik mentally cursed. He forgot for one glorious second that he was stuck with Tea for this entire ordeal.
Meanwhile, Yami and Bakura were trying to get their doctors to let them up. "Can you please get off me?" Yami asked as politely as he could through his clenched teeth.
"Awwwwwww!" said the doctor on top of him, obviously Skittles, "Look Twixy! He said please!"
"Oh that's soooooooo cute!" the other doctor, Twix, squealed. Bakura twitched. "Get off of me NOW woman, before I send you to the shadow realm!" he screamed. Twix just giggled.
Bakura felt her face snuggling uncomfortably close to his own.
"AAAAW! My wittle honey! Now, why would we want to do dat?" she giggled again. Bakura sighed exasperatedly and pushed the chocolate color-haired teenager off of his body.
Yami rolled over until Skittles was under him. Then, he pressed all his body weight down on her.
she gave a small cough and then a giggle.
"now, now, Yami, sweetie, we hardly know each other!"
Yami growled and pried the girl's arms off of his fragile neck.
Yami ignored the amber-eyed girl. Why me? He thought what did I do to deserve this?
Suddenly, Skittles and Twix pulled two clipboards out of nowhere and began looking them over.
"Ok, let's see," Twix began, "Bakura, issues with appliances. Hm." She gave him a look that Bakura couldn't decipher, but then quickly smiled again before glomping him.
Skittles looked oddly at Twix before shrugging and going back to her clipboard. Yami could feel himself shaking. What was wrong with these people? Before Yami had the chance to contemplate this very good question, Skittles said, "Yami, issues with people..." a thoughtful look appeared on her face as she continued to stare at the clipboard. Yami eyed her carefully, afraid of falling victim to being glomped, like Bakura.
Skittles instead looked at Tea who was gazing around the room innocently. Marik began to inch away slowly, heading for the door.
"Tea? Your patient is trying to escape."
"huh!"
Tea noticed Marik reaching for the door.
"NO NO MR. MARIK! heeheeheeheeheeheehee!" Tea hugged the petrified yami around the middle
"We're supposed to be friends today, remember?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Marik broke down in unexpected sobs.
Skittles looked at Tea's abandoned clipboard.
"Marik... unexpected outbursts of temper and severe mood-swings." Skittles recited. She shook her head then turned again to Yami, who gasped in fear and then glared at his doctor.
Skittles smiled pleasantly at Yami, who was trying everything within his power to scare the strange amber eyedteen.
This awkward staring contest went on for the next few minutes, neither of them blinking. Twix, Tea, Marik and Bakura looked on curiously.
Yami's eye began to twitch as Skittles continued to smile. Then, she broke out in loud laughter and glomped the frightened ex-spirit.
"I LOVE YOU!" she nuzzled him. Yami screamed. "O-MI-FUCKIN-RA!"
Twix and Bakura cackled in unison behind them and Yami pierced them with his most, "do-that-ever-again-and-your-pitiful-and-evil-stupid-souls-will-be-sent-to-the-shadow-realm-and-I-will-feed-your-worthless-bodies-to-the-dogs" stare.
Bakura growled at the pharaoh while Twix began giggling evilly.
Bakura smirked... heh heh. My doctor has a pretty good evil laugh. Mabye with the right training... he thought.
Tea, meanwhile, had decided that skittles had the right idea, so she was chasing Marik around the room, trying to wrap her arms around him for a nice big bear hug! Marik however, had other ideas, which would be why he was being chased by tea. When Bakura saw this he began laughing hisass off.
"HAHAHAHAHA! RUN MARIK RUN! HAHAHAHAHA!" he yelled. Twix tilted her head to the side in a cute fashion, and then decided to join Bakura, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE SUCKER! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yami stared at them both.
Skittles, realizing that she was being ignored, began to pout. Then she got a great idea. I know exactly how to get Yami-chan's attention! Nobody noticed skittles, rubbing her hands together and cackling evilly. What is skittles plan, you may ask? Well, you're about to find out.
While everybody was to preoccupied with Tea chasing Marik around or Bakura and Twix's evil cackling, skittles, stood on her tippy toes (yes, she really is that short) and kissed Yami...on the lips. Yami screamed.
"HOLY FUCK!"
Skittles then buried her face in his shirt and began smirking evilly.
Yami tried in vain to push the deranged doctor away from him. All other activity in the room had stopped and Marik, Bakura, Twix, and even Tea, were all staring at Yami and Skittles, their jaws hit the floor and their eyes bulged. This was certainly going to be an interesting month of therapy...
Later...
Marik, Bakura and Yami were sitting in plastic chairs with their doctors sitting across from them in comfortable, padded metal chairs.
"How come you psychos get the comfy chairs?" Marik growled.
"'Cause we're smart and we invaded the management center and threatened the boss of this place that if he didn't let us get you guys as patients then we'd blow the place up." Skittles chirped sweetly, batting her eyelashes at Yami. He shuddered.
"That's right. Tea's just a stupid intern and didn't come with us on our awesome plan BECAUSE of that. So HAHA!" Twix pointed out.
"May we start the session now? I have to do my internly duties!" Tea whined.
Skittles and Twix sighed in mock tiredness. "Fine."
All the yamis winced at this word. Marik brought his thumb to his mouth and began sucking it. Yami looked around the room desperately, muttering to himself that if he needed protection, he would use the sharp edge of the millennium puzzle. Bakura put his elbow on his knee and rested his chin on his palm. I am surrounded by weirdos... he thought to himself.
"So," said Twix, "what shall we start with?"
"Oh I know! I know!" Skittles screamed, jumping up and down like Mokuba on a sugar high. The Yami's, even Bakura, all stared in horror at the 15-year-old girl.
"Yes, skittles?"
"INKBLOTS!" she screamed in Tea's ear, seeing as Twix had side stepped her hyper active younger sister at the last second. Tea squeaked and fell out of her chair, whacking her head on some random piece of metal that had appeared out of nowhere. Everybody in the room burst out laughing while Tea started bawling her eyes out.
Suddenly, Skittles decided that she didn't want Tea sitting in a comfortable chair anymore. So she grabbed Tea's chair, ran over to where Yami was sitting, pushed him out of his chair, switched his chair with Tea's, put Yami in Tea's old chair, and put Yami's old chair where Tea was supposed to be sitting. Twix pouted.
"Why does Yami get the comfy chair?" she complained, "Bakura-chan should be the one to have it!"
"Cause I'm the one with the higher iq!"
Twix went back to pouting. (skittles: it's true! my iq is 122 and twix's is 118!)
"Uh, I know I'm gonna regret this," said Marik, "But I thought we were gonna do inkblots."
"Oh yeah!" said Twix. She then turned to Tea. "Hey, stupid intern person, go get the inkblots before I rip out your heart and feed it to skittles!"
"YAY!" skittles screamed excitedly, "fresh human heart! My favorite!"
Tea stared in horror at the youngest of the occupants of the room. Deciding that she would rather keep all her organs, Tea bolted out the door and down the hallway. The Yami's gave Skittles strange looks, wandering how in the seven hells the two in front of them became doctors.
About five minutes later, Tea came running back in, completely out of breath, with the inkblots in hand.
"Here gasp they gasp are gasp," Tea said.
"Why thank you!" Twix said happily.
"Awwwwww!"
"What's wrong Na-me?"
"I wanted to eat Tea's heart Oneesan!" As she said this Skittles ran over to Yami and sat down in his lap. She then buried her face in his shirt and proceeded to cry her little heart out to the shocked pharaoh.
"Um...it's ok," yami said soothingly in a moment of temporary compassion for the poor girl.
"Pharaoh and Skittles sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! first comes love, then come marriage, then come the baby in the baby carri-" Marik and Bakura, who had been the ones singing the song, screamed bloody murder as Yami got up, set skittles in his chair, and then chased them around the room, trying to stab them with the sharp edges ofhis puzzle.
Meanwhile, Tea was trying to calm everyone down by waving her hands back and forth and saying things like, "Remember! We're all friends! Right?" and "Friends don't try and kill friends Yami!" Of course, the only thing this got her was a punch in the face courtesy of Twix, who then went over and sat down next to Skittles to watch the show.
A Little Later...
"Now, What do you see?"
"I see a knife."
"I see blood."
"I see dead people."
Everybody stared at Yami.
"What?" he said defensively, "Bakura's a dead person and Marik is technically a dead person!"
To clarify things for you who can't figure out what's going on, Twix was showing the yamis ink blots, Tea was sitting in the corner trying to stop her nose from bleeding, Skittles was somewhere in the city feeding people's internal organs to a shadow creature she found wandering around the street, and the yamis were sitting across from Twix giving their answers in the following order: Marik, Bakura, Yami.
"O.K. Moving on now." Twix held up another ink blot. "What do you see now?"
"I see that this is a total waste of time." Yami and Bakura nodded their heads in agreement. Twix quickly scribbled something on her clipboard and sighed.
"Well," she began, "I can see we aren't going to get anywhere today so I might as well show you where you'll be sleeping and then see if I can go and find Skittles."
A blood curdling scream echoed through the city.
"...On second thought, Skittles will be ok on her own." She then proceeded to drag all three yamis out the door, closing and locking it behind her.
"Hey! What about me?" Twix stopped.
"Did you guys here anything?" Twix asked, tilting her head to the side as if listening intently for something.
"Nope," replied Marik.
"What are you talking about woman?" Bakura snapped.
"Sounded like someone was killing a cat." Yami said. He then shook his head sadly. "Wish I could have been there to see it."
Twix just shrugged and kept walking, still dragging the three yamis behind her.
"Pharaoh?"
"Yes Bakura?"
"I think you've finally lost it."
"Me too."
skittles: sorry if it wasn't as good as the first chapter. i had to do most of this on my own. twix is in florida and won't be coming back till next wednesday and she theatened to kill me if i didn't finish this while she's gone. sniff i miss her so much...
mokuba: please don't start crying again! i don't like it when girls cry! i don't know what to do!
yami: how do you get by in life?
mokuba: seto usually doesn't let me near girls...
yami: ...um...yeah...
skittles: please review! it will make me happier and then i won't feel so lonely anymore! does puppydog eyes pwease?
yugi: hey! those are mine!
skittles: eek! runs away from yugi who is now chasing her while wielding a bloody ax
yami & mokuba: sweatdrop
