Claws: Are you hyper again,Draggy?
Draggy: YES! (Mischievious Grin) Back in action!
Dragon: Oh noez we're doomed! (Rolls his eyes)
Saix: DRAGGY! GIVE ME BACK THOSE DAMN PICTURES! -Runs after her-
Draggy: MEEP! -runs away from him,laughing insanely-
Claws: And so here we are in a scene of Saix chasing after Draggy for the shower pictures she took at him while "he" was taking a shower.
Dragon: (Snorts)
Draggy: Ah yes btw! Let's give them a thanks for the reviewers!
Motthyix: Here's your grandprize for guessing the right member! -Shoves a huge gigantic cookie in his mouth and a life-sized plushie of myself- There!
Silverwolf1990: I read chapter 2 of yours! I reviewed it too btw! Thanks for reviewing! (Hands gifts and plushies)
Kumo: Yeah...Thanks XD (Gives her an Auron plushie)
Draggy: (Still running away from the berserk Saix) HAHA YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!
Saix: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
Dragon & Claws: Ookay! Onto the story then!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Kingdom hearts characters except my own characters Dragon,Claws,and Draxen.Motthyix No.16 belongs to my good friend whose name is Motthyix XD
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Chapter 3 Xaldin The Crazy
The Savage Nymph and the Freeshooter stood there,staring down at the poor unconcious Marluxia.There was a voice coming from the back of the hallways. "Who wants..." The voice paused for a moment, seeing Marluxia sprawled unconcious on the floor. "Lunch?... What the hell just happened here!"
The two turned their heads around to see Xaldin walking over to them,holding a tray of burgers on a silver-ware platter plate.
"Well..." Xigbar looked over at Larxene then back at Xaldin.
Xaldin quirked his eyebrow."Well?"
"It's...a long story," Larxene said.
"Dude fell from the ladder bars and crashed on the floor then the ladder hit him on the head,knocking him unconcious and he hasn't been awake for a while now," Xigbar replied.
"Marluxia hasn't woke up...YET?" The Whirlwind Lancer questioned,frowning.
"Nope," The two said in unison.
Xaldin stood there,stupified and annoyed as he gave a large sweatdrop but gets mad at them for their idiocy."You're all...a bunch of IDIOTS!" He threw burgers at their faces followed by a flying tray and silver-ware platter plates at them.
"GAH!" Larxene blocked the burgers with her hands that were being thrown at her and Xigbar. She jumped past the flying tray and ducked before the silver ware plates reached her face. She gasped as the plates went soaring past her head, "Xigbar, look out!"
"Huh? Holy shi---!" Before Xigbar could get the chance to look from the front,the flying tray hit him hard in the face followed by the silver-ware plates next as his eyes went dizzy looking.
"That's gotta HURT," Larxene said.
"Argh...Dude...That hurt like hell..." Xigbar grumbled as he rubbed his face and looked over at Xaldin."What the hell is wrong with you,man!"
Xaldin ignored him and walked back inside the kitchen and came back out with a hose that was attached to the industrial size salad maker,grinning evilly.
Larxene and Xigbar's eyes grew wide with shock."Oh...FUCK!"
The whirlwind lancer turned it on and sprayed them with ranch dressing,covering everything in the room but himself.He was pretty much enjoying this more than anyone in the room.
"WHAT THE HELL DID WE EVER DO TO YOU,XALDIN!" shouted Larxene.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR,DUDE!" The freeshooter barked at Xaldin.
"THAT'S FOR BEING A PANSY ASS BITCH YOU HEARTLESS EXCUSE OF A NOBODY!" Xaldin barked back at Xigbar and chased him down around the room,throwing hot burgers at him.
"OH SHIT!" Xigbar ran off as fast as he could and onto the ceiling,standing upside down."And I'm NO PANSY ASS BITCH! MARLUXIA IS!"
"HEY!" Marluxia shouted,who heard him and had just woken up a few minutes ago.
Xaldin stopped at his tracks,looking up to see Xigbar standing upside down the ceiling and grins at him as he floats up and smacks a hot burger on his face,followed by tossing him into a vat of dressing.He then pulls out a match and creates a small fire tossing it at the vat Xigbar was in,catching him on fire as the freeshooter screamed bloody hell and runs around the room trying to take the fire out from his cloak.
Larxene can't help but roll around laughing from watching the scene and forgetting now that she was sticky covered in a hot dressing.
After Xaldin was done with him,he went back into the kitchen and comes back out again with a large keg,tossing it at Larxene trapping her inside a vat of hard liquor then happily went straight back to cooking more bbq in the kitchen.
"O...kay..." said Marluxia,looking at them stupidly.
A dark portal appeared as a silver-blue haired emo teenager emerged out of it."Are you guys done...yet?" He took a look around at the whole room that was now completely messy,seeing Xigbar on fire who was still screaming bloody hell and a drunk Larxene trapped in a vat of liquor."...On second thought,I'm not going to bother asking..."
'Eeyeah' was the only reply from Marluxia.
"What is that ridiculous noise?" said a familiar calm voice as it was Saix that came into the room."WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE!"
"I'm not a part of this," Zexion pointed his finger at Marluxia."Ask him"
Saix crossed his arms and turned his attention to the graceful assasin,tapping his foot impatiently."Well?"
"Err...I really don't have any idea," Marluxia laughed nervously."The only thing I remember was falling off a ladder and got knocked out unconcious.The next thing I knew when I woke up is seeing Xaldin chasing off Xigbar with hot burgers thrown at him and then trapping Larxene in a large keg of liquor after."
"SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS FIRE OFF!" Xigbar yelled out who was still continously running around the room.
Saix sighed and rolled his eyes,pulling out his collosal sword as he watched Xigbar coming by and once he was close,he bashed him on the head and beated him rapidly to a pulp,taking the fire out.
"...Thanks..." The beaten up and dizzy Xigbar on the floor replied.
The Luna Diviner looked down at Xigbar and sweatdropped then back at the other two."You three clean this room and help Larxene out of that large keg immediately or Xemnas will not be happy about this."
"Oh great.Why do I have to come into this mess with these idiots?" The Cloaked Schemer mumbled unhappily.
"When I come back here,all of this better be clean and stainless.I will not see a single dirt on the floor.You got me!" His gold eyes narrowed at the two but was calm the next after."And wake up No.2." He sighed once more and walks out of the room instantly.
Marluxia stared down at the unconcious Xigbar and kicked him at the side of his ribs hard enough to wake him up."Wake up dumbass!"
"OW!" Xigbar sat up straight,rubbing his ribs and growled."DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT!"
"You wouldn't wake up," Marluxia said.
The freeshooter got to his feet and face Marluxia."Wouldn't wake up? As if!"
"Well you weren't!"
The two of them argued as they pulled out both their weapons and started beating the crap outta each other in an anime dust cloud,leaving Zexion standing there.
Zexion laid a hand on his forehead and sighs,closing his eyes."Fools..."
The argument went on until...
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Luxord ran out of the kitchen as he flails his arms around screaming like a little girl and trying to take fire out of his cloak.He ran into the two blundering idiots who stopped from what they were doing and also covered in ranch dressing,rolled into them,trying to put the fire out while Xaldin chased after him.
"WTF? GET OFF!" Xigbar and Marluxia said in chorus,shoving Luxord off of them.
Apparently when Luxord was trying to put the fire out by rolling around the dressing,the fire got simply worst on his back and there was smoke coming out in the air.The fire alarm signal gave a loud beeping noise in the whole room,making everyone's ears ache so much.
Xaldin grabbed a huge hose used for fire alarms and sprays them all except Zexion,screaming curse words at them for being such imbeciles and how they act so childish nowadays the entire time.He beated them up again and once they were knocked out,he threw brooms at them then he swiftly went back to his kitchen,smiling to himself,to continue cooking more bbq for lunch.
Zexion who had easily escaped from them,was near the room but outside in the hallway,watching the scene with a mixed of sweatdrop and disgusted look on his face with his arms crossed against his chest."...Poor little remnants...I feel so sorry for them..." He silently said to himself."...NOT!"
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Draggy: Welp! That's it for Chapter 3 folks! (Grins) So how do you like it guys?
Dragon: You make Xaldin one hella crazy psycho nobody (Sweatdrops)
Claws: I agree
Draggy: Xaldin's supposed to be acting crazy for this part! He's the only serious and damn strict guy there (snickers) Oh! Let's give another thanks to the other reviewers I forgot! Don't worry I didn't ignore you guys out there! Anyways! Thanks for all your reviews everyone! (Huggles and showers everyone with cookies) Wheee!
Dragon: Now Read and Review!
Claws: Or else!
Saix: DRAGGY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
Draggy: GAH! (Runs away) Mwhahahahaha! Until the next chapter! (Waves at everyone before vanishing)
