The Magical Land of Hospitals
A/n: heheheheh… fufufufufufuf… bwehbweh bwehbweh… hehoohehoo….
B: Bakura-sama
R: little Ryou
YM: Malik
M: Malik
Other characters' names of less importance will be spelled out.
At home…After 7 cupcakes, 2 doughnuts, and 3 bunnies…
B: Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou, Ryou! whereareyougoing whereareyougoing whereareyougoing whereareyougoing whereareyougoing whereareyougoiiiiiiiiiiiiing?
R: I'm going to the hospital. ACHOO!
B: Hapi ta? Hapi ta! Hapi ta! Hapi ta! Hapi ta! Hapi ta!
R: Not Hapi ta, hospital. I have a cold…
B: cocks head SWEATER TIMMMMEEE! --giggles and throws Ryou a million sweaters--
R: That's not it, it's- nevermind. Are you coming?
In the Waiting Room…
R: Sit still, Yami! You're scaring everyone!
B: But the fish are sooOOOooOOo PRETTY! And there's lots of wax here to make candles… --stares at a kid with a coloring book and crayons-- FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEE
R: Yami…? What are you --?
B: MINEEE! --pounces on kid and eats crayons--
Kid: --stares-- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! --runs off--
Mom: --glares at Bakura and hits him with her bag--
B: OUCH! You BITCH! --Grabs purse and throws into the fish tank--
Thoughts…
B: And that's how I got sent to the clinic for… skittles-o-friends? Skimyy-tic? Scammy..sticky…Whatever. Apparently I've got it … This place isn't that bad except that it's white all around and it's got fluffy walls. Reminds me of Ryou… MMmmmMMmm…. Yummy Ryou….((R!))
YM: Bakura's stuck here with me in my personal padded white room and I can see him going glazy doughnut eyes on me. Damn I'm hot!
B: Marik probably thinks I'm checking him out. What a load of shit he is. No one in the world is hotter then me and Ra damn the guy who thinks he's hotter.--growls at Marik--
YM: OOooh! He got all simmery and then growled at me, he's SOOOOooOOOoo cute!
B: I wonder if he knows he said that out loud… ;;;
Why insane people have muzzles to stop them from talking…
YM: Since we're here and we don't have our items, Baku-chan, do you want to play hide and seek? --giggles--
B: you're an idiot. --rolls eyes--We're in a cell. You can't play hide and seek in here. Besides, it's a stupid game and you'd have to get me high on sugar and bad food to make me want to play that game.
YM: There's sugar under the floor! It moves! And it's got antennae! n.n --jumps up and down--- You can have some if you want, Baku chan --batts eyelashes--
B: Oo….. Under the.. --peeks under the rug-- Those are termites, Marik…
YM: They taste good. Who cares? And they're alive! squishes many termites and puts them in his mouth See, Baku chan? They're good! They even have juicy spicey stingy stuff in them!
B: Uhm… no thanks… I'll pass…
YM: okay, Baku chan… WANNA-PLAY-HIDE-AN'-SEEK-NOWWWWWWW! --continues to jump up and down-- WEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH n.n
B: If those things give you that much of a high here, maybe just a little….
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Kanji: UHmm… I dunno what I'mma do with this lol uhhmm I'll update soon though! This is.. strange.. I haven't even had MY share of sugar yet! n.n
Bakura: UUUuugggghhhh! I feel… sick!
Kanji: that's what happens when you eat termites… Tut. Tut. Tut.
Bakura: YOU MADE ME EAT THEM!
Kanji: no I didn't…. --shifty eyes--
R&R plz
