A/N: They call me slim shady. I'm back. I'm back. Heheh… sorry… I am listening to him now. Gotta love Eminem.

It may be a bit longer before the next chapter gets up, going to California in a week. So if I'm lucky I'll be done with the next chappie before then. 3

Soooo… ya'll wanna read something funny?

"Everyone had Monopoly. Everyone had it. No one liked it. Even if you think you liked it. You didn't. Because this is anybody two and half hours into a game of Monopoly. –POW- 'FUCK THIS GAME! It's four in the morning Grandma! YOU WIN! I'm sitting on Baltic with CRAP! I'm paying luxury tax up the ass. And I hate when you're the banker, where'd you get the pink fifties you cheating whore. DON'T TOUCH ME GRANDPA! Nana is a cheating WHORE! And I should poke your eye out with this little doggy.'"

Heheh… gotta love Dane Cook. He makes me smile. And he's really hot at that.

"And the pickles…"

Heheh…. Right Mimi? PICKLES!

"Sweet sour sauce on my pussy."

Anywho! I'm gonna go on to the story.

Love always,

Wish x Me x Dead

xx-Kari-xx

Thank Yous: Nickole Riddle, haruslave, and It's the voices' fault

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter & Co. They all belong to J.K.R. & Co.

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Reminders: xXxXxXxXx are between scenes, xXx is before a smut, lemon, sex scene, -.- is a dream, and ummm… I think that's it for now! Oh and italicized things are thoughts, and if the -.- are by them dreams.

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Part Three

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Harry ran far and as fast as he could, he was running quit out of breath and hardly realized where he was going. That did not just happen… that did not just happen… that did not just happen… those were the only words running through the teens mind. He stopped for a moment to catch his breath a figure out where exactly he was. He decided that he could walk from here, he was running so fast he didn't even realize that he was so close to Gryffindor tower. His mind was fogged again and he walked right into the portrait of the fat lady.

"What out dear boy!"

"Sorry," Harry muttered, "Balderdash."

The Fat Lady swung open and Harry went into the common room.

"Harry!" Hermione screamed running over to him, "Are you alright?"

"Hermione, it was just my arm."

"Yea, I know but…" She put her arms around him, "Harry… are you sure your okay…? Your face… looks a bit green… and confused."

"Er… Uh… No really, I'm fine."

"But-"

"Hermione, leave him alone. He said he was fine." Ron snapped at the bushy headed girl.

"FINE!" Hermione said staling off to the girl dorms.

"Thanks, Ron."

"No problem, Harry." Ron said. He normally didn't really mind if Hermione bugged Harry, but he wanted to talk, "Bloody Hell, Harry! The way you punched Malfoy! That was bloody brilliant."

Harry smiled gratefully, "Yea well, he got me back."

"Broken arm, big whoop. You embarrassed him in front of his own mates! That was awesome!"

Broken arm, that wasn't the bad part. Or rather… how he got me back. Harry shuddered. No, you're not supposed to be think about that.

"Harry… are you sure your okay? Your shuddering and all…" Ron said.

"Yea, I'm fine. I'm just gonna go to bed."

Can I join you? Wait no! This is your FRIEND! Ron shook his head emptying his thoughts, "Okay, see you in the morning."

Harry walked to his dorm to find Seamus there.

"Harry?"

"Drop it, Seamus."

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing," Harry lied.

"But you look blue."

"No, Seamus."

"You look green."

"No, Seamus."

"Fine," Seamus said getting a little giggly, "Then you look pink."

Harry shook his head with a slight smile, "Fine Seamus, I'm pink."

"Wow, you're a poof too!"

"Seamus!"

"Sorry…" He lied, "Are you tired?"

Harry sighed, Seamus did this all the time, "Yes."

"Annoyed?"

"Yes."

"Want me to leave you alone?"

"Yes."

"Your really want me to leave you alone?"

"Yes."

"Are you getting pissed off?"

"Yes."

"Almost there?"

"Yes."

"There yet?"

"Yes."

"Wanna Shag?"

Harry shuddered just getting the biggest mental picture of Malfoy kissing him.

"Ah! So there is something wrong!"

"No Seamus."

Seamus walked over and jumped right next to Harry. "I wished you tell me."

"Seamus… no."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty Please?"

"No."

"Pretty, pretty please?"

"No."

"Pretty, pretty please with cherries on top?"

"Drop it, Seamus."

"Fine, but only if you kiss me."

"No."

"Then I won't go away."

"Seamus!"

Seamus got a wicked grin across his face. "I'll leave, but only if you kiss me."

Harry sighed, "No."

Seamus out his head lovingly on Harry's shoulder, "Why deny our love Harry."

Harry laughed at this, "Because you share it with everyone else."

"Oh… right." Seamus looked up at Harry and kissed him on the cheek.

"Seamus!"

"I love you Harry!" he said running out of the room.

Of course… Seamus gets away with everything. Why does he have to be so… Seamus? He shook his head and look at the door where Seamus had just ran off.

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Draco slowly walked down to the Slytherin dorms… thinking. Something he happened to do a lot more then people would think.

What the hell is my problem? I kissed Potter! Why the FUCK did I go and do something like that! I must have just hit my head to hard, yea that's it… to hard.

Draco finally made his way back to the common room and said, "Pureblood Magic." The second he walked in he was tackled by Pansy.

"Oh my goodness! Draco!" She kissed him on the cheek, "Are you okay, my love?"

That was unpleasant. Later he has said it burned his cheek like acid.

"I'm fine, Pansy."

"Are you going to be okay?"

"Yes." He snaped.

"So you want anything?" she said sitting on his lap.

"Yea, you off of me so I can go to bed." Draco said under his breath.

"What was that sweetie pie?"

"Where are Crabbe and Goyle?" He said not looking at her.

"Oh, them. There are still in the great hall eating." Pansy said running her arms around his neck.

"Figures." He muttered. Pansy snuggled up to Draco, kissing his neck softly. "Pansy, get off of me."

"WHAT?"

"I wanna go to bed."

Pansy bit Draco's ear, "Can I come?"

"Pansy, I just wanna go to bed."

She put her hand between Draco's legs and bit at her own lip 'seductively.' "Draco… I need this." She said rubbing her hand against his cock. What is with him? He never denies me.

"Pansy, I don't wanna." He said trying to push her away.

Pansy stood up angrily. "What! Have you like all of a sudden turned into a poof!"

"NO!" He argued.

"Draco, I could easily have any guy I want."

"Then go-"

"But I don't want any other guy, Draco. I want you!" She continued.

"But-"

"So if you're not a god damn Homosexual, fuck me Draco! Fuck me right here and right now!"

"Pansy, will you-"

"I'm serious Draco! If you don't I will go tell-"

Draco ran towards Pansy and pushed her against the wall. "Tell who what?" He whispered in her ear.

Pansy bit licked at his ear and smirked, "Everyone how you denied me. That you have gone to men."

"You're a fucking lair, Pansy." Draco said.

"Yeah, but who's gonna believe you? You're certainly not fucking any other girls right now, are you?" She smirked.

Draco sighed, he knew she was right.

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"That's what I thought, baby." She said wrapping her arms around his neck and legs around his waist. He pushed her legs down and put his lips to her ear, "Last time, Parkinson."

"You wish, Malfoy." She retorted.

Draco's hands grabbed at her pant buttons and undid them, pulling them down as he kissed her stomach and went even lower. His hands moved up her back and down and grabbed at her hips as his tongue slid against her already wet sex. He could feel the shiver running through Pansy's body as he sucked on her little nub, it was making him sick.

"Mmmm…." Pansy bit her lip trying not to moan, she could feel herself getting wetter and her body began to writhe with please, "Please… oh god... Draco…" she started mumbling nonsense under her breath as Draco slid to fingers inside her. Never again… oh god…

Draco used his other hand to undo his own pants and pull out his own cock. He pulled his finger out of her and Pansy moaned in protest. Draco scowled to himself and brought his lips to hers before he slammed into her, catching the girls' yelp of pleasure in his mouth. His hands grabbed at her ass so he could help her thrust onto him.

"Mmmmmmmm Mmmm. Draaaacooooo…" she moaned trying to hold in her orgasm.

Cum damn-it. Draco thought to himself. He was getting rather board. He slammed harder into her and bit her neck, harder then normal.

Though Pansy was happy he did this, within a few seconds she felt her body shiver and felt her orgasm.

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They had finished, or rather, Pansy had. Draco never really got into it.

Pansy kept cuddled to Draco and stayed close to green flames of the fire.

"I love you, Draco." Pansy whispered.

He was surprised at how little these words affected him. He was surprised at how little he enjoyed fucking pansy.

Am I really a poof? Do I actually want Harry?

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A/N: DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUN! Soooooooooo! What do ya'll think? R&R!

Update in a week or so!

Love always,

Wish x Me x Dead

xx-Kari-xx

P.S. REEEVIIEEEW!