A/N: You know I love you…. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? Soooo! Here ya go. The next chapter to DD. My reasoning…? … Sorry for the o' so long break. I was away in California for a choir competition. We got two seconds and a third place. Meh… I was pissed at us. –beets choir with sticks- -sigh- oh well….
Then I had to do the whole… 'family thing' for Easter. Fucking hell. OH! And I found out my aunt is pregnant with her third kid and decided not to tell me even though I am going to be raising this one like I have raised her other two. -.- ANOTHER girl -.- I'm about to have three kids and give birth to none of them. Oh well. :P I love the kids anyhow! 3 3 Sooo… wish me luck on not killing myself when my aunt has this kid. -.-
I need something funny to put up here… -goes to look for some Dane stuff-
WARNING! THIS ONE IS LOOOOOONG!
So many crappy- the first job I had, right. The first job when I was uh 17 uh was Burger King. That was the first job that I had, alright. I didn't want to call it Burger King either cause like yanno. So I used to call it the BK Lounge. If the girls were like... Where do you work?... I was like I work down at the BK Lounge. I'm a bouncer at the BK Lounge.. Can we get in? Not without coups. Not without coups baby. So I get the job because my one older brother, my older brother Darrell. He's the manager and I'm like this is gonna be awesome cuz my bro, manager hooked me up.. He was a dick! He thought he was THE Burger King! You know what I'm saying? He sucked! He would put me on drive thru every single night. Why to this day do people insist on yelling at the drive thru? It's modern technology. I'd have my little headset. Welcome to Burger King. May I please take your order? WHOPPER. Sir? WHOPPER NO ONION. Excuse me, I'm fucking bleeding from the ears here ok? Let's turn the main down a tad, ok skidrow? LARGE FRY MOTHAFUCKA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER? I would rather have had people yell, it was when people didn't talk loud enough. That drove me CRAZY. I'd have like 10 cars out there and I'd be like Hi Mam May I please take your order? mumbles some pickles, no no no cheese, uh extra cheese, pickles What do you want? What do you want? mumbles bun seeds, no bun seeds What do you want?... no no no no yes no cheese, extra pickles mumbles how much? eh cheese Mam I can't-hello?...pickle, extra pickles, cheese, bun seeds, and pickles all my pickles and some extra pickly pickles,cheese, pickles OK are you trying to molest me via drive thru. What are you saying? Chicken tenders. Sweet and sour sauce on my pussy! DRIVE AROUND GET SOME SAUCE DRIVE AROUND MAM SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE she wants it her way. That's our motto. It's- come on sauce!
I took I took a lady's order one time. I'll never forget this. I go like this.. Mam. That'll be $3.75. Please drive around. And then there's like this long pause and then she goes.. Where do I go? ...Where do you go! You follow the one fucking road you're on to me! Where do you… Ok mam you're gonna go to the Texaco station. Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast. You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank. He'll take you to the whopper Lair. That's where you go. And you've got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
AnyWHO! Read and Review.
Love always,
Wish x Me x Dead
xx-Kari-xx
Thank Yous: It's the voices' fault, prettybeka, and IcyBlu
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter & Co. They all belong to J.K.R. & Co.
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Reminders: xXxXxXxXx are between scenes, xXx is before a smut, lemon, sex scene,
-.- is a dream, and ummm… I think that's it for now! Oh and italicized things are
thoughts, and if the -.- are by them dreams.
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Part Five
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"Draco!"
Draco spun around. "Harry!"
"Seamus!" said as voice turning around the corner.
Harry and Draco's faces both turned to look at the Irish boy who just walked over, "You!"
"Me!" Seamus said happily standing in between Harry and Draco.
Draco strained to look passed Seamus to see Harry, but his head was in the way.
"Seamus? Is there a reason you are here?" Harry asked.
Seamus turned his back to Draco, which made him mad, and looked at Harry. "Not really."
"Aren't you supposed to be meeting somebody?" Harry questioned.
"Am I?" He looked puzzled.
"I think so."
"Who?"
"Ummmm… Lavender?"
"I might be! I'm not one to keep a girl waiting!"
"But you are by standing here," Draco inquired.
"Oh my God! You're right!" Seamus ran off.
"Is he really supposed to be meeting her?" Draco asked.
"Who knows, even if he wasn't, no one can get mad at him."
"Okay…" Draco stared at Harry. Why is he here? To torment me about that kiss? I already have told off Pansy... but…
"Draco… did you…" Harry trailed off. What on earth am I doing! This is DRACO MALFOY!
"Did I what?"
"Are you…"
"Am I what?"
"And can…"
"Spit it out, Potter." Draco snapped,
"Are you gay?"
"Yes." Draco said quickly, "Why?"
"Umm… umm…"
"Are you gay, Harry?"
"Yes…"
"Why are you here?" Draco asked.
"Did you have sex with Pansy?"
Draco winced, how does he know? "A mistake I will never do again."
"And you really didn't need to ask if I was gay, did you?"
"No… I didn't." How does he know?
"Because you followed me."
"Yes…" what the fuck!
"You called Pansy a whore."
"Yes." Draco said slowly, "How do you know all this?"
"Never mind that." Harry said to him.
"But-"
"Do you hate me?"
"No, But-"
"Do you like me?"
"What do you mean by like?"
"I mean do you like me?"
"I umm…"
"Answer me, Draco." Harry said grabbing his wrist.
"Yes, I do." He snapped, "Now I have some questions."
"Shoot."
"You kissed, Granger." He spat our Hermione's name.
"Yes."
"You are gay."
"Yes."
"Did I make you gay?"
"In a way, yes."
"How?"
"I like the way you kissed me. Not Hermione."
"One last question."
"Ask away…"
"Will you kiss me again?"
Harry smiled and brought his lips to Draco's. He instantly felt the cold ice slithering down his spine, his lips turning blue from the coolness of the soft lips of the blonde.
Draco felt fire heat his insides from the usual iciness. Harry's lips were like velvet brushing against him. Harry started touching his lips from Draco's and moving them down to his neck. It took all Draco could to make him stop.
"No-" he gasped.
"No?"
"Stop," Draco gasped again.
"Why?"
"Not here?"
Harry grinned at the blonde in front of him. "But here is so perfect."
"No, it's not. Anyone could turn the corner in any second." Draco said breaking away from Harry.
"Like?"
"Finnigan, for example."
"Right…"
"I mean, if you want his mouth telling everyone that the boy who lived is snogging son of a death eater, then go right a head and don't stop." Draco sneered.
"Meet me somewhere." Harry said.
"Where?"
"The front hall at 10:30 tonight."
"Oh, that's much better then an almost deserted hallway."
"I will take you somewhere else. Promise me you will meet me,"
Draco looked into Harry's startling green eyes, what am I getting myself into? "I promise."
Harry laid a small peck on Draco's lips before running off.
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Draco walked down to the dungeons with a smirk on his face. Nothing could ruin this, nothing at all. Well, except-
"DRACO!"
Draco spun around to see Pansy staring at him. "What?" he said coldly.
"I wanted to ask you if you were serious about you being gay."
"Yes, fuck Pansy, don't you get it!"
"Well, I am sorry to hear that."
"Why?"
"Well… just thinking about my poor baby's daddy being a poof… it just..."
"Baby's daddy?"
"Don't you get it Draco?"
"Get what?"
"Draco, you adorable dumb-ass, I'm pregnant."
"What! Who's the father?"
"You are."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are."
"NO I AM NOT!"
Pansy smirked, "Poor baby. Don't wanna be a daddy yet?"
Draco shuddered, "I am not a 'daddy.' Nor will I ever be a 'daddy' of your child, children, kid, kids, however the fuck you want to say it."
"Baby."
"Whatever."
"Draco, if you're not my baby's daddy, then who is?"
"Who else have you fucked lately?"
Pansy thought for a moment and her face turned pure white.
"Ahh… so there are others."
"But… but… but it can't be him. It's got to be you! It has to be!"
"Who?" Draco asked curiously.
"No one!" Pansy blushed.
"Whatever, I have to go. Maybe you should go talk to your kid's real father." Draco suggested.
Pansy turned and ran off and Draco swore that he could hear someone puking.
I don't care who her kid's father is, I know it's not me. I want Harry anyways. Harry, ten-thirty. What time is it! Damn, only five. I stall have to wait five and a half fucking hours. This sucks. Draco walked into his dorm sulking that he'd have to wait.
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Harry walked back down to the grounds, trying to think of something to tell Ron and Hermione about where he went.
"Hey Harry!" Hermione said waving from a tree sitting in Ron's lap.
"When did u to hook up?" Harry asked confusedly.
"About a minute after you left mate." Ron said happily hugging Hermione, "You should fall and run off more often."
Harry laughed and sat by a tree opposite of them.
"You need to get yourself a girl mate," Ron said hugging Hermione.
"Na, I don't flow that way. Wait a minute, I thought you were gay."
"Bi."
"How many people are people here are at least bi?"
Ron shrugged.
Hermione laughed.
They sat and stared at the lake for a bit until a brown barn owl came down and dropped an owl on Ron's head.
Ron opened it and read, his face turned pure white.
"What is it, Ronniekins." Hermione said grabbing at the letter.
Ron snatched it away, "Nothing, but I got to go." He kissed Hermione and walked off.
"What was that?"
"A not good thing."
Hermione looked worried.
Harry stared back into the lake. I want ten-thirty to come faster. Let's see… it's probably about six now, so… That would make it about an hour before dinner. Then I finish dinner and go back to my dorm around eight. So…then I have two and a half hours to figure out what to do with myself. Maybe ill just go find some random girl to fuck. That sounds good. That way I can be better when I do it with Draco. WAIT ONE MINUTE? You are not even dating him and you want to have SEX with him! What the HELL is wrong with you!
"Harry?"
Harry looked up, glad to be out of his thoughts, "Yea?"
"I wanted to ask you… who kissed you that one day?"
"I can't tell you."
"Why?"
"It's complicated."
"How complicated?"
"Very complicated."
Hermione stood up, "I am going to go find Ron. See ya Harry!"
"Bye Hermione!" Harry called back.
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A/N: I know… I'm mean... cruel… cold hearted and I'm ending there. MUWHAHAHAHAH! Sooo… Review and you will get more. I promise. 3 3
Got to go for now though.
Love Always,
Wish x Me x Dead
xx-Kari-xx
