A/N: I do love, I swear it. I am SOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for my lack of… uhm.. updates. Yeah…. I was obsessed with my new story, filling the void…. Its Naruto one so I don't know if ya'll would like that one much. My brother had asked me to write it and it was funnn… but to make up or the… lack of… updates… this chappie will be pretty looooong! PROMISE!
19 pages long enough?
I need something funny to put up here… -goes to look for some Dane stuff-
Some sounds, when they hit you, they just make you want to punch a baby? God help you if you're in a nursery! You'll go on a baby-punching tangent! GOD HELP ME! IT'S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!
I was the only kid in the eighth grade wearing Wrangler Jeans... and Jellies! Nice. Nice.
"I wanna be a fireman!" I didn't really wanna be a fireman--I thought I did. I just wanted to spray shit with a hose. That's what I really wanted to do. I wanted to be a like spray man, -no! I was fuckin' good, I'm not laughing! You're laughing, I'm not laughing. I was really good with a hose. I could make it feel like it was raining-if you closed your eyes you'd think it was raining--THAT'S how good I was. You'd be like '"Oh my God, it is really raining, it's very cold rain.'... If I got to a house and it was fully on fire, fuck that, I quit! I would just stand outside and watch it burn with everybody else and the woman next to me would be like 'PLEASE! MY SON! HE'S SCREAMING IN THERE!" and I'd be like 'Well he's probably on fire. That's what happens when you're on fire lady-- What are you doing out here. You fuckin' think-for-yourselfer! Why didn't you make a map for him or something!"
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning. Like during the summer, you know, you're like at a pool party or something... "I'm gonna go in the deep end, watch my dive. Watch my dive." Right, and then you dive in. And the second you get to the bottom you're like, "GET ME OUTTA HERE! WHERE'S THE SURFACE!" And you always come up under the kid on the raft. "Ohhh! Jesus Christ, Timmy! Do not float above me when I am dying in the abyss!… Hey John! Your son almost killed me with his uh, Daffy Duck raft over here, John. Your son tried to murder me in your pool.. Float away from me! Float away!"
AnyWHO! Read and Review.
Love always,
Wish x Me x Dead
xx-Kari-xx
Thank Yous: prettybeka and It's the voices' fault
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter & Co. They all belong to J.K.R. & Co.
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Reminders: xXxXxXxXx are between scenes, xXx is before a smut, lemon, sex scene,
-.- is a dream, and ummm… I think that's it for now! Oh and italicized things are
thoughts, and if the -.- are by them dreams.
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Part Seven
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Harry was lost in his thoughts again when-
"HARRY!"
"Harry looked up and saw a not very happy Lavender in front of him, "Shit!" he swore under his breath. "Hello Lavender." He said coolly.
"Why did you do that?" she asked in an irritated tone.
"Do what?"
"Send Seamus to me."
"I-"
"It took me an hour to get to understand that I have a boyfriend, and that I did not have plans with him."
"What makes you think I did it!"
"He told me." Harry asked, defending himself.
"Shit."
"Yea," she said, "You owe me."
"Name your price."
Lavender thought, "How about… we have sex after dinner. It can be my dessert." She said into his ear.
"I thought you have a boyfriend?"
"So… your point is? I mean, I can't just give up a chance to screw the famous Harry Potter."
"Lavender, you're mad. I can't."
Lavender crossed her arms over chest, "You said yourself, you owe me." She hissed.
"Yeah… but there's always that small fact that I'm gay."
"Look, Harry, just because you don't wanna have sex and loose your precious virginity doesn't mean you have to tell me a lie and say you're gay." She turned in a huff.
"Few things, Lavender. One, I am not a virgin. And two, I am gay."
"Whatever, Harry. I'll see you tonight. After dinner, around eight."
"I wont be there!" Harry called after her.
"Yes you will." She called back, blowing him a kiss.
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As Harry walked to the great hall, he felt more and more like Lavender thought he was really gonna show up. Whenever he passed her she'd blow him a kiss or something like that. Sure, she was nice, but he liked Draco. He didn't want to anything to ruin what they had, even though they had nothing yet.
At dinner he sat as far away from Lavender as possible, which happened to be right across from Draco at the Slytherin table. Harry gave him a small smile when he sat down catching a soft grin from Draco before the sneer returned under his brilliant silver eyes.
"Hello? Earth to Harry? Pink Poof!"
Harry's head snapped hot of this thoughts and he stared at Seamus. "Yes, Seamus?"
"Hermione was trying to get your attention, you were in LaLa land."
"Thank you Seamus," Hermione said kindly.
"No problem!" Seamus said running off to bother Lavender.
"I'm sorry Hermione, what did you say?"
"I asked weather or not you knew where Ron was…"
"No, I thought he would have been with you."
"No, he isn't… Harry I'm getting worried."
"Don't be…. He's Ron. Nothing to be worried about."
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Ron had been sitting in the same room for over an hour waiting for her. He stood up, this was ridiculous, she made the appointment, and Hermione would be freaking soon. He got up to leave when Pansy walked in.
"Took you long enough."
"Yea, well, I needed to make myself beautiful."
"It's not possible." Ron sneered.
"That was harsh, Ron."
"Oh well."
"You're such a baby, Ronald."
"And you're a fucking slut." He hissed.
"You fucked me though, and don't tell me you didn't love it."
"I was drunk. You, however, were not."
"Well-"
"Well, nothing." He snapped, "Now what do you need. All your stupid letter said that you need to talk to me and that it is important."
"Yes, it is." She bit her lip.
"What the fuck do you want then?"
"Ron… I'm pregnant."
"Okay… so why did I need to know that?"
"Because I think you're its father."
"Yeah… not possible."
"Yeah it is… think about it, you know its true." She walked out.
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It was 10:00, Harry had not shown up. "That bastard!" Lavender said stomping out of his dorm.
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Harry had spent the last few hours helping Hermione look for Ron. When he didn't show up at all for dinner, Harry got worried to. It was nearing 10:30 and Harry didn't want to miss Draco.
"Hermione, maybe we can find him if we split up," he lied.
"Good idea…"
"Go wait for him in the common room, maybe he'll show up."
Hermione nodded and walked away, Harry ran to the great hall.
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"The bitch!" Ron said angrily setting the letter she sent earlier on fire and leaving the ashes on the ground.
He walked up to the tower, wondering what time it was.
"Ron!"
Ron spun around seeing Hermione running towards him.
"Oh My God, Ron are you okay? Where were you? I was so worried." She kissed him.
"I'm fine, I ran into a door and passed out."
"My poor baby," she kissed his head.
"I'm okay, I swear."
"Don't ever do that again!"
"I won't."
"Good."
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Harry was walking down stairs to the front hall when-
"PINK POOF!"
Harry spun around, "Seamus! What the hell do you think you are doing!"
"Bothering you, Lavender said that you wanted to see me."
Shit? "No, she is just pissed at me."
"Why?"
"I won't shag her."
"Oh… what are you doing?"
"Nothing, just walking around."
"Good, I'll come."
"Alone," Harry added.
"Good, I'll come."
"No!" he snapped.
"No? Why not? Are we meeting someone?"
"No," Harry said turning away from Seamus,
"Then good, I'll come."
"What if I am meeting someone?"
"Then I won't come."
"Then I am meeting someone."
"Who?"
"Can't tell you."
"Why?"
"Seamus!"
"Fine, I'll just bug you later." He ran off.
Harry shook his head and made his way down to the great hall. Draco was already there.
"Draco," Harry said smiling at him.
"Hello, Harry," Draco said smiling back.
Harry walked over to him and caught Draco in his lips.
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Seamus walked back in Gryffindor tower bouncing up and down.
"You seen Harry?" Ron and Hermione asked at the same time.
"Went to meet someone."
"Who?" they both snapped.
"I don't know! No one ever tells me anything. It's like they think I can't keep a secret. I mean, no one knows I lost my virginity when I was nine."
Hermione giggled, "You lost you're virginity when you were nine?"
"Who told you?"
"You just did, mate." Ron said.
"Damn-it!"
"To who!"
"My nanny, don't worry, not rape, I made her!"
They all laughed. No one gave a second thought about Harry
"Seamus, you aren't serious are you?" Hermione said wearily.
"Which part?"
"Both."
"Loosing my virginity at nine, yes. To my nanny? No."
"Then to whom?" Hermione asked.
"Hermione, why are you asking Seamus about his sex life? That's practically begging him for it." Ginny said sitting next to Ron and her.
Hermione blushed and giggled.
"To her niece who had come over," Seamus said sitting next to Ginny.
Yea, and that's so much better," Ginny said sarcastically.
"Don't be jealous, Ginny," Seamus said putting his arms around her.
Ginny rolled her eyes, "Seamus, you are such… such… such a gip!" said laughing as he laid his head on her shoulder.
"But you love me."
"I thought you loved, Harry?"
"Well, I do. But I love you more."
"Sorry Seamus, but I don't roll that way."
"What way?" Seamus asked curiously.
"Your way," Ginny said smiling at him.
Seamus made a hurt face and pretended to cry into his lap.
They all laughed again.
Ginny sat on her knees and kneeled in fount of Seamus, laughing.
Seamus stopped 'crying' and Ginny had her head turned towards Ron and Hermione talking to them.
He got to his knees.
"Ginny?"
Ginny turned her head towards him, "Ye-"
Seamus grabbed her lips into his own and ran off.
"I'm gonna kill you Finnigan!" Ron yelled trying to stand up, Hermione pulling him back down. "You are SO dead when I get to you!" he yelled.
Ginny sat there in shock and giggles shaking her head.
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"Where are we going?" Draco said as Harry quickly pulled him through the halls.
"Cant tell you, we can't be over heard." Harry said in a whisper.
They reached a small door that Draco wouldn't have noticed if Harry hadn't stopped.
"What is-"
"Shhhh!" Harry snapped.
Harry pulled out a key, slowly opened the door, and inside peered inside. It was like an apartment. It had everything from a kitchen, to a bath room, living room to bedrooms. It was huge and welcoming. Draco loved it.
"Harry? What is this place?"
"My room," Harry said, "Dumbledore gave it to me at the beginning of the year in case I couldn't handle people in Gryffindor tower any more. You know the whole Voldemort thing."
"Oh, right." Draco said walking in behind Harry. "Have you even used it yet?"
"Not very much," Harry said smiling, "I come here to get away from Seamus mostly."
"Makes sense," Draco said sitting on a couch. He was a bit uncomfortable, Harry was his enemy. Now he was in his private room, which no one knew of. What is going on. I swear, hell must have frozen over. If Lucius finds out that I was in a room alone with Potter and didn't try to kill him, he'll beet me! Wait… Forget that. It finds out that I was KISSING him he will KILL me!
"Draco."
"Yes?" he said not looking at Harry.
"We need to talk."
Draco hated those words. Those were the words that Lucius said when he would need to take Draco out of company to beet him. Those were the words his mother said to him before she told him she was sick, and could die, and did die. Those words were no good.
"About what?"
"You know about what," Harry said impatiently.
"About…" Draco stopped.
"About us. I mean, Draco, come on. We have hated each other since 1st year. And now… all of a sudden… we both… change…" Was that the right word?
"Well… I guess. I mean, I had a dream. And you were in it…"
"And?"
"And I don't know! That was they day I first kissed you in the hospital wing."
Harry thought for a moment. "Draco…"
"Yes."
"I had a dream that morning. I woke up the others in my dorm, kinda like you woke me."
"So we are both gay, have secret dreams about each other, day dream about each other. And I get lost in my own thoughts whenever I think about you."
"Wow…"
"Wow what?"
Harry smiled, "Me two… but…"
But, I hate that word. The second worst thing you can say. "But what?"
"What do we do? I mean, I can't tell Ron and Hermione that I all of a sudden like you. They will think you put some spell or potion on me. And what would the Slytherin's think?"
"Good point. Though, Harry, there… there just has to be a way for us… to…"
"To what, Draco?"
"To be together, whether it be friends, or… or more. I'm not gonna lie. I want it to be more."
"So do I." Harry smiled.
"We can keep it secret."
Harry sat next to Draco, "Yea, secret." He was staring at Draco's eyes. Those perfect silver orbs.
"You can move into here for good."
"For good." Harry repeated moving closer to Draco.
"We… we can…"
"Yea," Harry said moving an inch away from his face.
"And… and…"
"Draco."
"Yes?" Draco whispered.
"Shut up and kiss me."
That's how the boys stayed for the longest time. Sitting on Harry's couch with their lips locked. Neither of them realized that it was passed midnight. Neither of them cared. All that mattered was that there they never left that spot. Never let go of that kiss. The first kiss as boyfriends.
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A/N: Is that long enough? Hummm… I'll be nice and adda bit more. Sorry for this middle thingy. MUWHAHAHAH!
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Harry and Draco fell asleep like that, holding each on Harry's couch. Light shined threw the window woke Harry up. He looked at the clock on the wall; it was 10:30 am. Almost 12 hours since he and Draco were together. Draco looked up at Harry, an actual smile on his face.
"Mornin'," he said groggily, "What day is it?"
"Sunday, no classes."
"Yay," Draco said snuggling up to Harry, "What time is it?"
"10:30."
"I should get going; people will wonder where I went."
Harry hugged Draco, "I don't want you to go."
"I don't think we have much of a choice, Harry."
"You're right." He sighed, "And I should go tell my room mates that I moving in here."
"Oh poo, I was hopping for some snogging."
Harry stared at Draco, "No, no snogging. Now go get to your dorm now."
"How come I have to listen to you?"
"Because of the price of tea in china."
"What?"
"Never mind."
Draco got up and silently walked to the door, "I want to see you later."
"Meet me here, at 7 o'clock." Harry made a complete replica of the key in his pocket. "Here, don't loose it."
Draco took the key, "I won't." He hugged Harry and walked out.
Harry sighed and sat on his couch.
POP
"Ow!"
Harry's eyes snapped open, he swore he heard something. What the hell was that! "Who's there?"
"I'm here!"
Harry stood up, "Who said that?"
"I did!"
Harry looked around, "Where are you?"
"I'm on your table. God, K is right, boys are funny."
Harry looked at the table and saw little… umm… "What is a faerie doing on my table?"
"I am not a faerie!"
"What are you?"
The little blue haired thing looked up at Harry, "I am a Yuuku!"
"A Yuuku?"
"Yuppers!"
"Well excuse me, its just seeing a tiny human looking thing with wings I assume faerie."
"Yuuku's do not look like humans! Or faeries! We're prettier."
"What exactly does a Yuuku do?"
"Well, I add trouble."
"Add trouble!"
"Yup, and confusion."
"Confusion?"
"Uh-huh!"
"I'm confused."
"Then I'm doing my job."
"I'll pretend as if I understood all of that."
"God, you're a dumb one."
"A dumb what?"
"Human!"
"And your not!"
The little Yuuku looked at herself, "Do I look like one?"
Harry looked at her; she was small, so small she could have an entire room on Harry's dresser. "Oh, right. Quick question, am I going crazy?"
"No."
"So other people can see you."
"Only one."
"Who!"
"Whoever K is here to make trouble for. We are groups Yuuku's, and as such we add trouble for a group. And sense there is only two of us; we add trouble for a group of two."
"Well, there is enough trouble in my life, so you can go now."
"Can't."
"WHY NOT!" Harry yelped, he didn't like the idea of a little thing making trouble for him.
"Because, we were assigned to you!"
"Well, go be assigned to someone else."
"God, at this point I wish it was possible! We don't get to choose who we are assigned to!" M yelled, and even with her size, she was really loud.
Harry sat on his couch, "You said that you are assigned two groups of two with some other… Yukki."
"Yuuku," M corrected.
"Yuuku, what ever. Anyways, I am not just a group of two with anyone; three is the smallest, Me, Ron, and Hermione."
M sighed, "There you go again, showing your human stupidity."
"Hey! I take offense to that!" Harry said yelling at the little Yuuku.
"You should! Think harder!"
Harry thought for a moment. A group of two? I don't think I am in a group of… Oh My God! Not… Draco!"
M looked at him confusedly, "Draco? I don't know who that is, but I do know that whoever K is with, she's your girlfriend."
Harry snorted.
"What's so funny?" M demanded.
"I don't have a girlfriend. Never have, probably never will." Harry said walking over to his dresser.
"And why not?"
"Because I'm gay."
"Fine, then she is with you're boyfriend." M said hotly.
"Then she is with Draco."
"Fine."
"Good."
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"Whatever."
"What's wrong with you?" Harry said the little Yuuku.
"Come here and I'll tell you."
Harry turned around and started to walk towards the table again when he fell over. "OW!"
M giggled like crazy.
"You did that on purpose!"
"Of course I did. Like I said, I add trouble, and I can add whatever kind of trouble I want to!"
"That's what's wrong with you then. I hadn't fallen over yet?"
"No, I just wanted to see you fall over."
"Why?"
"No reason."
"You are a mean little Yaaku."
"Yuuku!" M yelled.
"Whatever. I have to go now." Harry said as he stood up from the ground.
"Where are you going?"
"I have to go tell my friends that I am moving in here and get my stuff."
"I'm coming," M said.
POP
She disappeared.
"Hey? M! Where did u go?"
POP
"So sweet of you to be concerned. I'm right here." She said from his shoulder.
"You bother me."
"I'm supposed too!"
Harry shook his head and walked out of the room, with the invisible M on his shoulder.
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A/N: BOO! Okay, that really is the end this time, hope you like it and love it or something of the sort.
I love you once, I love you twice, I love you more then beans and rice.
Heheh, a little kid I baby-sit said that to me.
Well… gotta go!
Love Always,
Wish x Me x Dead
xx-Kari-xx
