Ace and Crystal were looking around. "Seems it'll be the two of us this time~." Ace stated.

"You said it, girlfriend~." The white Buneary agreed as scènes played out.

It seems to be some kind of filming equipment in a room.

"What's with all the junk?" Ace asked.

"Looks like something's about to be filmed." Crystal said hugging around Ace from behind.

The next scenes show a bottle being squeezed for a creamy liquid drenching the two.

"What is that?" Ace asked blushing a bit from the hug and the groping Crystal was giving her.

"I think it's some kind of lotion?" Crystal implied.

Another scene showed Ace and Crystal describing the lotion, though the number of takes keep increasing.

The short then starts.

The two were looking around in a studio like area.

Ace stretches her arms. "Geeez~..! This is a big studio."

"I agree, this is the place Venus wanted us to go to." Crystal said looking at the letter she got.

"Hey, Crys. Look at that shelf over there~!" Ace exclaimed as she pointed at the wooden shelf with a lot of pink bottles and a note on the shelf.

She looked at the shelf and went to the note and read it.

'The all-new flora-phrodisiac lotion~! Now made from natural ingredients~! No really, each bottle costs 500 Poke each, so don't waste them while you're promoting and taking!'

The note from Venus said.

"I think this is what we're promoting. I wonder what kind of sex shops this will be going to~?" Crystal asked curiously.

"Why would this society even have sex shops?" Ace asks curiously.

"Sometimes one needs to spice up the bedroom play. Like how I spice things up with you and Nami~." The buneary gave the Pikachu a familiar dominating grin.

"Anyway, let's get to promoting to that angle." Ace pointed to the square area with comfy furniture and a camera. "And… p-please stop smiling at me like that…" she stuttered remembering the last time Crystal had that grin.

"Okay, but just so you know~... I called for backup from Nami to come here in an hour or so~."

"Huh? I thought this short was just for us?" Ace said.

"Well, you gotta have some surprise characters~." Crystal said. "At least that's what this one author said to me."

Ace shrugged as she takes one of the bottles and sat down on the couch with Crystal.

Then on came, Take 1.

"You know, I would like to have a moment with my special someone, but I just can't get in the mood, and my skin feels dry~." Ace stated, rubbing her arm to emphasize.

"Well, worry not, Lover Girl~. Here's the solution~!" Crystal exclaimed as she brought out the bottle. "Here is the all-new flora-phrodisiac lotion~! Now made from natural ingredients~!" She stated, slowly opening the lotion and squeezing it… But nothing came out.

"Huh?" Crystal said, squeezing it a bit harder, hitting the bottom of the bottle a little. She then looks at the hole-opening with one eye. "Isn't this supposed to be-" Before she could finish her sentence, pearly-white goo sprayed out on her face. "Full?"

"Cut!" The camera woman said, revealing to be Sera. "Yeah, you need to check to make sure it's at the top, it has the tendency of moving down slowly."

"When did you get here?!" Ace asked loudly.

"The original camerawoman called out, and the backup was sick, so I was pulled in at the last minute." the Kirlia explained. "And just in case you two use up even a few bottles, I asked Aqua to handle the payments."

"How do you get her to do that?" Crystal asked.

"Doy, her family owns a nightclub. Remember?" Sera answered. "Now get yourself cleaned up so we can start over."

"Take 2~!" Ivy exclaimed, having appeared so suddenly herself.

"What the? You too?" Ace yelped as they were still cleaning Crystal off.

"Anything can happen~! Now again, TAKE 2~!"

Soon they all finished as they went back to position, they got all the way till where Crystal showed the bottle again, but then she giggled. "It tickles." She then snickered before breaking out in laughter.

"Cut!" Sera said and Ivy stopped the camera.

"Ace, you were supposed to be pleased." Crystal stated.

"Sorry, it's ticklish!" She said as she rubs herself a little of the lotion on herself. "Feels nice too."

Soon, everyone got ready for… "TAKE 3~!" Sera said. "Action!"

You know, I would like to have a moment with my special someone, bit I just can't get in the mood, and my skin feels dry~." Ace once again stated, rubbing her arm in emphasis, waiting for Crystal in the queue.

"Well, worry not, Lover Girl~. Here's the solution~!" Crystal exclaimed as she brought out the bottle. "Here is the all-new flora-phrodisiac lotion~! Now made from natural ingredients~!" She stated, slowly opening the lotion and squeezing it, this time, getting some out, not a lot.

She then rubs it on Ace's stomach once again. Ace wasn't giggling this time, and looks at the spot. "I don't feel anything, how long will it take to have effect?" She asked for Crystal's cue.

"Cut!" Sera said. "The customer doesn't question the saleswoman like that!"

"Well what am I supposed to say or do then?!" Ace asked back, "It doesn't tell you how long this is supposed to take effect." She then shows the back of the bottle. It shows the ingredients, steps on how to use it properly. She also reads how often it must be applied. "So how long does it take to have effect exactly?" the Pikachu asked. "I'm just asking to avoid some supposedly bad side-effects."

The Kirlia took a bottle and look around to see where it would state how long one waits before the lotion has effect. "Hmm… it says around near the bottom corner that it lasts for 4 hours approximately."

"We didn't asked how long it'll last, we asked for how long do we have to wait before it takes effect." Crystal pointed out.

"Oh, in a few minutes." Sera said. "It's supposed to be alright." the Kirlia was looking over things. "Alright, is there anything else you need to know."

"Nope, let's just continue getting on with this stupid commercial!" Ace stated.

"Alright then, Take 4~! Action!" Ivy called out.

They started out as usual, but Crystal ended up slipping and the bottle knocked at Ace's face.

Take 5 had Ace getting uncomfortable sudden itches. Take 6 had Crystal started laughing in the middle of her sentence. Take 7 had Ace applying the lotion the wrong way by squirting it on her head, expecting all of it to cover her entire body like in a cartoon. And so on and so forth, even going as far as to Take Number 69!

"What is this, Outtakes for a Movie!?" Sera asked with annoyance. "Maybe we need a break before I lose it.." she sighs as she heads to a director chair and sits down.

"Come on, Sera." Ivy reassures her. "Maybe Take 70 will be a charm."

"That's what you said about the first 69 takes…" she said flatly. "'Third time's the charm, tenth, twelfth, and even twentieth!"

"Well seventieth is an even bigger charm this time!" Ivy protested. "It's basically Lucky Number 7 times Ten~!"

"Ivy, it amazes me that you can remain so optimistic in even the most trying situations… It's impressive." the Kirlia stated, looking at the Snivy. "I sometimes wish I have your life…"

"Aww~..." Ivy cooed, hugging Sera in her arms. "I understand, Sera~..."

She smiles as she hugs her back in response. Then they hear Ace and Crystal call their names.

"Yoohoo, we're waiting!" Ace called out. "By the way, we're down to three more bottles."

"Alright, we'll try again until we're done or all out. Take 70… Action."

"You know, I would like to have a moment with my special someone, but I just can't get in the mood, and my skin feels dry~." Ace repeated her line for the 70th time, but this time, she's getting into it right.

"Well, worry not, Lover Girl~. Here's the solution~!" Crystal exclaimed as she brought out the bottle. "Here is the all-new flora-phrodisiac lotion~! Now made from natural ingredients~!" She stated, slowly opening the lotion and squeezing it, getting some and applying it on Ace's arms and chest. "It's better than those normal lotions you all usually use and can do wonders more to your skin than them~."

"It's made from all natural ingredients and is safe for any type of body~." Ace gives a thumbs up.

'So far, so good~...!' Sera thought as she kept recording with Ivy. 'Maybe 70th time is lucky~...'

"Flora-phrodisiac Lotion~!" Crystal stated. "For better, softer skin~!" she held the lotion out as well as making a cute pose as she finished.

Sera stopped the camera and sighed in relief. "Great work, you two were wonderful~!" she said with a smile. "Finally, we are finished here~! Let's go and get some mochas, my treat~." she offered.

"Better yet, make it dalgona mochas~!" Crystal said.

"Oh, Venus told me that the number of lotions you used is coming out of your salary." Ivy told Ace and Crystal.

"What?! Sera said that Aqua's family was covering it!" Ace cried out, staring at the Kirlia.

"I did, of course… Aqua's family is also the gals giving you your paycheck on the commercial."

"And how much is it gonna be?" Crystal asked.

Sera responded by giving them the bill and Ace's eyes bulged out on the bill like a cartoon before going back in.

"So how much did you made?" Ivy asked, curious.

"That's the bill for them to pay, not to earn." Sera said.

"Oh, so how much do you owe?" Ivy asked.

"D-D-Don't ask…!" Ace exasperatedly muttered before fainting. The group sweatdropped at the fainted mouse. And with that, the short ended.

In the white room, Crystal was still trying to wake Ace up from her fainting spell.

"Ace, time to wake up. Also, we've already paid the bill afterwards."

The Pikachu eventually got up and groaned from the stiffness. "It feels like our short took a long long time…"

"Well there has been a lot of brainstorming, but it's finally done. Don't worry about it." Crystal said. "So, how shall we end this then~?"

Ace thought about it for a minute. She then decides to grab Crystal's head and push her face in her four breasts.

"Mmhh~.. A little eager aren't you~?" Crystal asked, looking at her with a smile.

"Yep~!" Ace said before purposely slipping on her back and they moaned in pleasure, doing a breast frottage.