-1A/N: It's been a while, but datorstir is ready to write chapter 4! O LEMONS! Warning; I am a lemon demon! P In dedication to Kayla.
"O yes my sexy little dog. I do remember. I will be waiting…"
OH! SCREW IT! That had been ages ago and Torinyou was getting very … eager shall we say? She bounced up and down the fluffy furry bed, rolling around -back and forth. She was driving herself crazy, longing for her dear Sesshomaru.
"He's been gone an awfully long time…" Torinyou pouted, as she began to eat the strawberries and whipped cream herself. "Stupid underwear modelling session!" That was why he had been gone so long.. WAIT! Wasn't it…?
A/N: Just a moment.. I gotta go back and read Chapter 3. Hmm.. "so called "sexy" stride, her ten inch heels" nope that wasn't it.. How about.. "We are in public. We can't do this here!" No that wasn't it either.. OH! Here we go.. D "Torinyou walked over to her house, and found Sesshoumaru waxing his eyebrows in the bathroom. He was wearing nothing, except a pair of boxers. Torinyou felt the bird demon blood inside her sizzle and boil, and she found herself having very great images of herself and Sesshoumaru testing out how bouncy their new bed was.
"Not now, Torinyou. I have a underwear modeling session in 10 minutes, and I'm just afraid that that is not enough time. Maybe tonight. How about I buy us some whipped cream and strawberries? Do you remember the fun that we had with them?" said Sesshoumaru in a voice that held no emotion, but his face was a different story. His eyes twinkled and his face read "MISCHIEF"." OK yah it was the underwear modelling session.. P Sorry bout that huge interruption. INTERRUPTING COW SAYS; MOOOOO! Oki I had my fun SO ANYWAYS on with the story..
Just when Torinyou was positive she was going to go insane she heard footsteps outside the door.
"OH SESSHOMARU! WASTE NO TIME ON GETTING OVER HER UNDRESSED!" she cried out with glee.
The door swung open. Torinyou jumped up her lacy knickers and lingerie with excitement. "Man o man I thought I was going to dry up down there!" she exclaimed without noticing that at the door stood…
"WHAT? SESSHOMARU! WHY IS THAT CHILD HUMPING YOU CONTINUOUSLY!"
A/N: OK OK I know what you're thinking… I should shut up and get on with this chapter but in case you don't remember… from chapter one… yes I have a point ok I quote; ""SASEKO!WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FREDDIE?" she screeched extra loudly.
"I'm doing what I learnt in sex ed, mother," he replied calmly.
"Well, didn't your teacher tell you to use a condom?"
Saseko mentally laughed to himself. ' Didn't she even notice that I'm doing a dog?' he asked himself." Well, then does anyone here know that Sesshomaru is a dog demon? P OH MY! P
Sesshomaru did not seem to mind the child's company.
Torinyou looked at him accusingly. "SESSHOMARU! Why.. It almost seems that you enjoy it…"
Sesshomaru grinned. "What can I say, the kid likes dogs?"
"WELL SO DO I!" and that was that. Torinyou wasted no time making her way over to Sesshomaru's side. She looked fiercely at the child. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF GIRLS AND BOYS HUMPING ME AND MY HOTDOG!"
The boy got off of Sesshomaru, much to his obvious disappointment. The boy spoke, "My name is… Saseko."
Saseko's head hung low.
A/N: AND BEFORE YOU ASK I MEANT THE HEAD ON HIM NOT HIS MINI HIM!
Saseko's head hung low as he walked out the door.
"WAIT!" Torinyou called out. She had a peaceful sparkle in her eyes. She smiled warmly. Then; "You forgot to zip up your fly.. Beyotch!" She snapped, laughed, and slammed the door.
She grabbed Sesshomaru and pulled him close. "Now where were we…?" She grinned mischievously.
A/N: OK I'm sorry I keep interrupting.. But this part ain't PG or nothing so just warning you! O
Sesshomaru and Torinyou held hands and danced in circles singing; "I love you. You love me. We're one happy family…"
A/N: See! I warned ya! It ain't PG! It's G! Ohz Myz!
