-1A/N: Well, well.. It's the torstir and it looks like the hariobette did a bang up job on the last chapter. Haha. She left me with lots of things to think about… Hope some people could catch onto the potato/carrot/SCORE part cause that was HEE-larious. And as fer dedications; I dedicate this chapter to… myself I guess. Haha.

They were already bickering.. Torinyou wasn't sure she could take much more of it. Yeah, Kagome looked pretty angry too. "Not again," Torinyou muttered to herself.

"ITS MY NAIL POLISH!" Sesshomaru shrieked.

InuYasha hollered back, "BUT IT'S FLAME RED! IT SUITS ME MORE!"

Back to fighting. Again. Kagome and Torinyou were getting tired of it…

They had just started playing Spin the Bottle when Sesshomaru realized it was a bottle of nail polish. And InuYasha had brought it over. Yet again; InuYasha had taken away something that Sesshomaru wanted. First it was Tetsusaiga, then it was Kagome ( He looked at her up and down for a moment then glanced at Torinyou, and now it was his nail polish! But InuYasha claimed the nail polish was meant for him and not Sesshomaru.

Think them stupid for fighting over Nail Polish.. But it wasn't just any nail polish… It was Flaming Crimson Red Nail Polish - only found in your local dollar store! …Okayy, so it was stupid, but InuYasha made it into such a big deal when saying;

"The Flames of this Nail Polish glow for me, Sesshomaru! They burn a bright red just like that of my fire rat! And all they do for you is match the colour of your half cut off carrot that bleeds eternally!"

A/N; If you still don't know what a carrot is code for by this point… you're probably too young to be reading this.

Torinyou didn't help either by saying… "And all he needs is half. Cause he's special." Then she coughed out, "Plus its already like six inches maybe!"

Outside, sitting inside a large oak tree, Denbu and Britney looked in with glee. "So which one do you fancy…?" Denbu asked Britney. Britney answered, "Well I don't know all the nail polishes lined up in there are pretty neat but that Flaming Crimson Red is pretty darned sweet." Denbu sighed, "Not exactly what I meant."

Meanwhile, Inside…

"OKAY THIS IS ENOUGH!" shrieked Kagome.

Torinyou nodded. "I agree completely." She paused. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! BEST OUT OF THREE!"

Kagome fell over.

Each time Sesshomaru and InuYasha got the same thing. So after a while Sesshomaru spoke, "Why don't our women dual it out to decide?"

As Torinyou and Kagome got ready to play rock paper scissors InuYasha coughed, "I think what Sesshomaru meant by dual it out is wrestle." He grinned and looked at Sesshomaru, he grinned back.

Torinyou and Kagome glared at each other.

Outside, Denbu and Britney were jumping up and down, making the tree shake. "OK now which one do you like better!" Denbu shrieked with glee. "I still have to say the Flaming Crimson.. No wait, the Freezing Ice Blue looks kinda neat." Denbu sighed; "Not what I meant…"

Inside….

Kagome tackled Torinyou who pushed Kagome off her with her strong legs… Only so strong by running constantly, and TaeKwonDo. Kagome went to punch Torinyou, but with a swift Knife Block Torinyou avoiding it, she twisted Kagome's punching arm around and pulled Kagome to the ground and gave Kagome an elbow strike to the face.

"WAIT!" InuYasha cried, fearful for Kagome. "I said wrestle didn't I?"

Sesshomaru sat watching with glee. "Calm down InuYasha, this is fine." Although Kagome had the better bust and wore those mini skirts, this martial arts was definitely making Sesshomaru happy to know that he had Torinyou… not InuYasha.

Torinyou was about to break out into martial arts again when Denbu and Britney leap through the open window.

"Hey… since when did you not have a window Sesshomaru?" InuYasha asked.

"I was just wondering that…" Sesshomaru blinked.

"AHA!" Denbu laughed. "I am back dear Sesshomaru! And this time I've come to take what I want!"

Britney added, "THAT'S RIGHT! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRECIOUS NAIL POLISH!"

Denbu sighed; "That's not quite what I was talking about…"

A/N: not my best but mehh it's a chapter..