The princess and the Pauper

By Chyio-Chan

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I don't own kingdom hearts or kingdom hearts 2..

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'Knock'

'Knock'

'Knock'

Geh...Nobody's home..So go away..I'm sleeping...Yes..Sleeping. What normal people do at five a.m.

'Knock'

'Knock'

'Knock'

That person knocking on the door better not be some maid here to clean my house.. Wait last time I checked I didn't live in a hotel..Or have a maid...And I'm the one stuck cleaning my house..Why is that again? Oh yes..Because I just /had/ to move out of my mothers house...Eh it's better then being labled loser..

'Knock'

'Knock'

'Knock'

Rawr! Who the heck knocks on the door at five am? In swear to god if it's some sales man, I'm gonna grab that B-B gun I got three christmas' ago and shoot the dude right in the head..Heh just like Roxas did with the mocking-bird..Heh.B-B gun. Heh. Roxas. Heh. Mocking bird. Good times..Good times.. Wait Roxas? Oh crap.. Don't tell me they didn't let him out? Eh they probably did. Nobodys that crewl. He's probably asleep in his bed in the next room. Yes Roxas lives with me. Depressing right?

'Bam!'

'Bam!'

'Boom!'

Okay! I'm up! And I think somebody just broke into my house.. Quick grab the bat.. No, not your super man action figure you got in the 5th grade because he was so cool. The bat next to the action figure you stupid hand! ...Man am I a nut in the morning.. Slowly I got out of the warm bed creeping over to the cornor of my room and grabbing the wooden bat I got last year from my mother. Just in case there was a robbery going on in my house..Wow.. Never thought she'd actually be right about that. Any ways. Silently tip toeing my way out of my room and towards the door I saw him. kneeling over shaking his head. The door he had just busted half way open.. Dude owes me a new lock. I watched as he slowly made his way over to Roxas' bedroom. Only to trip over that rocking chair we got from our grandmother before she kicked the bucket.

Not a quiet theif was he?

"Oh Kuso!" He shouted... Now why does that sound formilar? Slowly I flicked up the light switch that not only made me blind but apparently the theif too. Cause at the same time with both groaned.

"Roxas?" I asked cocking an eyebrow as my vison came back to me. Stupid lights.. Stupid eye muscles that must adjust to the lighting.. Stupid animals that can see in the dark while were stuck helpless in the dark. And I'm rambling..

Slowly the blonde haired boy who's I assumed was Roxas turned around. And indeed it was Roxas. Oh yea! He shoots he scores!

"Sora?" He asked rubbing his eyes. Then he froze. His once blind eyes were filled with furry as he glared at me.. Oh kuso big time.

"Roxas..? Buddy..? Your not still mad are you? Y'know for locking you in the closet and all..? Right good ol' buddy..?" I chuckled nervously inching backwards.

He continued to glare. Oh big big big Kuso... He's gonna kill me..

"Roxas?"

"DIEEEEEE!"

"Ah!" Run! Run for you life! Roxas the man who want's to rip out my spleen is after me!

"SORA! YOU ARE DEAD! I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT COAT HANGER THREW YOUR NECK. THEN HANG YOU IN MY CLOSET JUST LIKE A COAT!"

Ah, he's pissed.. And that sounded really really painful. Oh god somebody please hear this and call the cops..Or maybe an Insane asylum. Quickly I ran into my room with Roxas on my trail. And with out hesitaion I slammed the door in his face.

'Bam'

All sounds of Roxas yelling at me and stuff had stopped. I heared no breathing on the other side of the door. Or foot steps.

nothing.

"R-Roxas..?" I whispered slightly opening the door. And sure enough there he was.. On the ground.. Unconsious.

Idiot smacked into my door when I closed it.

Eh that solves my problem.

Quietly I closed the door and jumped onto the warm bed. I missed my pillow It so soft and comfy..My eyelids slowly closed as I smiled softy. But then a thought acured and my eyes snapped open. Quickly I jumped up and ran to my door.

'Click'

There we go..

Just in case he try'sto kill me while I'm sleeping. I locked the door. Oh yea I'm smart.

And just incase he breaks down the door.. like he did with the front door. ..Which I hoped is now closed other wise were in deep trouble...

The bat stays close to me tonight.


'Beep'

'Beep'

'Beep'

'Slam'

Yeah.. Alarm go Buh-bye. As Sora try's to sleep, 'cause work sucks and all that Jazz.

..And all that jazz.

Oh god darn it Roxas. You and your stupid movies..

...Oh crap. I really hope he's not hovering above me with like a knife or something.. Oh creepy thoughts...

Do I dare open my eyes? Eh sure why not. If he kills me, then I don't have to listen to Aerith shout about what happened yesterday.. Yesterday...

Oh yea.. Now I remember.

Roxas does idiot move causing Kairi to twist her ankle. Naminé threating to kill me if I made a move on her.. Sounds like Roxas... Wow think they'd make a good couple? Ah and then the fateful I getta walk Kairi home, another score for me!

..Might as well wake up.

Slowly I opened my eyes revieled by the sight that Roxas wasn't hovering above me, with a psycho grin, and a knife. So happy that I sighed. And then I remembered work. Oh Kuso Roxas! Why didn't you stab me? Eh, Screw it I might getta see kairi again. So quickly I got up quickly changed my clothes into fresh ones and the daily thing, grabbed my stuff. and walked out my door.. Roxas wasn't on the floor..He's up.. And he's ready to kill..

Like a Ninjia Sora..Like a Ninjia.

Tip-toeing down the hall way making sure Roxas' wouldn't pop outta know were, I made my way to the front door. Forget breakfast. I just wanna get outta here alive.

"Hello Sora.." Ah so freakin' close!

"Ah!" Forget quiet. I grabbed the door, shoved it open and ran outside.

I don't think I'll be going home for awhile..


"Sora! Aerith want's to see you and Roxas in her office." Came the kind voice of Olette as she poked her head into my little cube like box. I smiled at her.

"Alright. Thanks Olette." I said. She just nodded her head and walked off. Eh I figured this moment would come.. Well I rather get killed by her then Roxas.

So quietly I walked out of my cube and down the hallway. Whistling for my last moment's on earth as I headed towards Aerith's office. And soon there It was...That big glass door with the words, "Head Office" writen in black letters on it. Gulp. Talk about suspence. Slowly I put my hand on the door knob and opened it. There in one of the two purple chair's was Roxas who gave me an ice cold glare. And Aerith right across from him. A big magazien slapped on the desk in the middle of the two.

"Come on in Sora. Sit down. Oh and while your at it mind explaining to me why you and Kairi rosewood are on the cover of destiny's gossip?" Aerith asked now glaring at me.

"Well ya see- wait I'm what!"


Haha cliffy. - Anyways sorry bout the short chaper. It's 10:40 and I gotta go to bed..it's been a loooooonnng day.. Well anyways I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Now then! Click the little button in the cornor that say's review! And I shall love ya forever!

Chyio-Chan