I…I am all seeing. I am all knowing. I know now that Nicholas Michael Grey seeks the one named Sylvia so that he can get her back to her friends…but he will not find her. For she is currently at MY mercy.
But who am I? You really do not know? Fine, mortal. I'll tell you. I am the great, powerful, omnipotent and VERY stylishly dressed KING BLUE!
What's that? You said I shouldn't be around? That I only existed as an evil part of Captain Blue? Well that WAS the truth…but things change, after all. I am my own being now…and a powerful being I am! I am omnipotent, after all.
Why are you looking at me like that? Oh, you say that Nick's going to beat me? In case you forgot, I'm the omnipotent King Blue, and he doesn't have the slightest clue as to how to PILOT Six Majin, much less how to FIGHT in it. He'll probably spend at least ten minutes trying to find the radio!
He's clueless! He doesn't stand a chance!
MWA HA HA HA HAAA!
"Nya-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Who knows…what evil…lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows…nya-ha-ha-ha-haaaa…"
Nick grinned broadly and sat back in the cockpit of Six Majin. "Boy, I didn't know that Movieland had it's own radio station that plays old mysteries…or that Movieland had a radio station period! I just keep learning more and more about it, don't I? And I'm-a likin' what I'm-a learnin'!"
Nick was currently flying at the 200 miles per hour, heading for the nearest big city, searching for Sylvia. Since Nick couldn't rely on finding her via her v-watch signal, he had to rely based on one thing…asking anyone he could find. The nearest city was approaching fast in 30 seconds.
"Okay, Six Majin. When the city comes within range, stop and land. Thanks."
"No problem." Said Six Majin in a booming voice.
Nick grinned. It was cool having a gigantic robot who talked…and who made a decent cheeseburger. Nick was currently eating a double right now, with nothing but cheese and lettuce on it. "A little bit of lettuce won't kill me." He had said. And he was surprised to find that the burger tasted pretty good even WITH the lettuce!
"MMM!" he said, finishing up his burger. He popped the last piece in his mouth and chewed vigorously. Then Six Majin came to a slow stop, finally halting just half a mile from the city. Nick swallowed his burger, and then asked Six Majin to let him out. "My pleasure." said the robot. The cockpit hatch opened, and Nick climbed out, onto Six Majin's hand. The robot crouched down, and Nick hopped off, onto the grassy field on which they'd landed. He tossed the gigantic robot a smile, and then headed for the road into city.
He was soon inside the city, and politely asked the first person he saw if they had seen a blond-haired, glasses-wearing girl named Sylvia around. The person was a middle-aged man in a three-piece suit.
"Have you seen anyone with blond hair and glasses named Sylvia around here?" Nick asked the man. The man shook his head quickly. "Uh, NO. Nobody like that. Now please leave me alone."
The person said, walking off. He seemed a little bit stressed. Nick shrugged, and turned to another person, and old lady with a purse.
"Ma'am, have you seen-"
"Please leave me alone." She said, and walked off.
Nick rubbed his head, a little bit wierded out. "Okay. Fine. I'll find someone else."
He turned to a teen who was listening to some music through a CD player. "Hey, buddy?" Nick asked, waving his hand in front of the kid's face. The kid took the headphones off and looked up at Nick. "Yeah?" asked the teen in a pissed-off tone. He had a Brooklyn accent.
"I'm looking for Sexy Sylvia. You've probably heard of her. She's got blond hair, glasses, blue eyes…"
The teen turned pale. "Did you say-no! No, I haven't seen anyone like that."
He stood up and walked off. Nick rubbed his chin. "Okay, something is very, VERY wrong here."
Then a kid ran by him, panting heavily. The kid wasn't any older than Nick's brother, and he had long, messy blond hair and was wearing a tattered t-shirt with some tattered shorts and sneakers. The kid looked really scared. Nick turned to his left, trying to see who was chasing the kid…
Holy crap! It was the Black Joker bianky! The big flunky was holding his rapier high, and charging at the kid. "Don't think you can get away from me, child!" he shouted. "NOBODY escapes from Black Joker!"
Nick calmly stepped to the side, and stuck his foot out, and Joker went down, face meeting pavement. The kid stopped running, and turned around at the sound of the THUD. He looked at Joker, then at Nick.
"Hey, thanks!" he said in a vague European accent. "Who are you?" Nick grinned. "I'm Dynamic Nick!" he said. "I'm a superhero, and I'm an ally of Viewtiful Joe and Sexy Sylvia!"
The kid's eyes widened. "Did you say…Sexy Sylvia?"
"Yep. Why? I keep asking around if anyone has seen her, but nobody's seen anything…or rather, they SAY they haven't seen anything." The kid crossed his arms and looked down at the street, looking rather on the spot.
"Well…they don't want to tell you…because the truth is, we all know that Sexy Sylvia's been kidnapped. She ended up in this city, and King Blue descended on her and took her away, and he's taking her to his master."
Nick blinked. "Wait…he definitely said he was taking Sylvia to his master?" The kid nodded. "Yep."
Then he puffed himself up, and imitated King Blue's voice, flexing his muscles in silly poses. "I am the omnipotent King Blue! Fear my mighty fists that can crush you in the blink of an eye! I am taking this girl to my even more omnipotent master so that he can consume her soul! Do not try to stop me, or I, the great King Blue, will crush you beneath my mighty feet!"
Nick sweatdropped. "Uh…yeah. Right. Was he really acting like that?" The kid chuckled. "The actions are exaggerated. The speech isn't." "Ah." Nick said.
Joker stood up, rubbing his big, robotic head. "That huuuurt!" He turned around. "Who tripped me? Oh it's…it's YOU!" The Black Joker drew his rapier. "So, you've come back for more pain, huh? I'll rip you into ribbons!"
Nick rolled his eyes. "Listen, you big joke…last time we met, someone certainly got really hurt, but it sure as hell wasn't ME. I kicked your ass, remember?"
Joker sweatdropped. "Uh…true…true…but I've gotten better! Have at you! En garde!"
Nick ducked back, avoiding a rapier slash. "Well then…here we go!" He struck his transformation pose. "TIME TO ROCK! HENSHIN!"
Nick transformed, and struck his signature pose. "Dynamic Nick, here to rock the world of all those who threaten the values of good! Bring it, you loser!" Black Joker hollered and rushed at Nick, stabbing fast…but Nick was quicker…or rather, Black Joker was SLOWER.
"SLOW!" Nick shouted. Everything moved in slow motion, and Nick lesurily walked around Black Joe by using MACH SPEED, and then activated ZOOM. With his vision enhanced greatly, Nick saw Black Joker's weak point. There it was, right in the middle of his back, practically screaming "Punch me!" to the dynamic hero.
Nick drew his fist back. "RED HOT ONE HUNDRED!" he shouted, and punched, punched, punched!
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!
Joker's body thudded and shook with every strike, until finally he collapsed on the ground, panting, his red eye widened in shock, his moustache twitching. "How…how can I lose to a KID?" he asked nobody in particular. "Simple." Nick said. "I'm not just a kid. I'm Dynamic Nick, biyaaaatch!" He raised his fist and brought it down…
Then stopped. Instead of breaking Joker apart, he helped the robot up. "Now…I'm not gonna kill you, but you're going to tell me where I can find King Blue."
Joker laughed. "WHAT? You expect ME to tell YOU where to find my boss? Are you sick in the head, kid? I'm not gonna betray my boss!"
The kid walked up to him. "Hey…I have a way to make him talk." "What's the method of persuasion?" Nick asked. The kid whispered in Nick's ear, and Nick's eyes widened. "Oh my." He said. Then he held Joker up in the air, ignoring the robot's squirming motions. "Now…tell us where King Blue is, or else my friend here shoves his foot so far up your ass, your breath smells like rubber, you got it?"
"AAAA!" Joker screamed. "Not that! All right, all right! I'll talk! I'll talk! King Blue's currently sleeping near the huge mountain range about 200 miles from here, to the east! Just don't kill me, and PLEASE don't shove anything up my ass! I like my ass!"
"I like your ass too!" said the three-piece suited guy, who was walking by.
Silence.
Then Nick started laughing his head off, dropping Joker, with his knees buckling, desperately trying not to fall over laughing.
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa! WOOP! HA-HA-HA! Aw, MAN! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Aw, I wish I'd recorded that! Ha-ha-ha!"
The kid tapped his foot. "Hey, are you finished?"
"Ha-ha-haaa!"
Black Joker decided to take his leave, and ran for it. The kid waited patiently for Nick to finish, and finish he did. Nick wiped a happy tear from his eye, and smiled. "Okay, I'm good now. I'd better get going." The kid rolled his eyes. "Are you sure you're a superhero? More importantly, are you sure you can save Sylvia?"
Nick grinned and gave the kid a thumbs up. "Course I can do it! I'm Dynamic Nick, after all! Just you wait! I'm gonna come flying into your city, with Sylvia in hand and King Blue in tow! You can quote it! You can write it down, in fact."
"I think I will." Said the three-piece suit man, whose name was Jack.
Nick raised his eyebrow. "Okaaaaay…hey, kid…what's your name?" "Cory." "Hmm…Cory. Nice name."
Nick soon returned to Six Majin, and got back into the cockpit. "Okay, Six Majin! I found out where King Blue is, and that he's kidnapped Sylvia. Let's go bring her back, and teach the big bully a lesson! Whaddya say?"
"Hell yeah!" Six Majin said, punching the air. Nick took the robot to the sky, and it zoomed off, heading for the east.
"The big asshole's sleeping near the mountain range in the east. How long until we reach it?"
"Half an hour." "All right. I'll check to see if there's anything good on the radio."
Nick turned the radio on, and suddenly a DJ got on the air.
"Hey-hey-hey, all my homeys! It's DJ Danny here, bringing you more of the songs YOU picked to play at dubya dubya dubywa dot DJTunes dot com! Thanks to all who took part in my survey! Now here's the second highest rated song that you picked, "American Pie" by Don Mclean! Let's rock with this classic tune!"
"Oh, Don Mclean! This guy is GREAT!" "Indeed. Shall I turn the volume of the music up?" "Blast away, Six Majin!"
A long, long, time ago…I can still remember how that music…used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance…that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while!
But February made me shiver…with every paper I'd deliver!
Bad news on the doorstep…
I couldn't take one more step!
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride…
Something touched me deeeep inside…
The day…
The music…
Died.
So bye, bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry! And them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing "This'll be the day that I die…this'll be the day that I die!"
Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above?
If the Bible tells you so!
Oh, do you believe in Rock and Roll, can music save your mortal soul and can you teach me how to dance real sloooow?…
Well I know that you're in love with him, cuz I saw you dancin' in the gym…
You both kicked off your shoes…man I dig those rhythm and bluuuues, I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck, with a pink carnation and a pickup truck…but I knew I was outta luck the day…the muuusic died!
I started singing, bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry! And them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing "This'll be the day that I die…this'll be the day that I die!"
Now for ten years we've been on our own and moss grows fat on a rolling stone, but…that's not how it used to be!
When the Jester sang for the King and Queen in a coat be borrowed from James Dean and a voice…that came from…you and meeeeeeee…
Oh and while the King was looking dooowwn…the Jester stole his thorny crown!
The courtroom was adjourned…
No verdict was retuuurned!
And while Lenin read a book on Marx…the quartet practiced in the park…
And we sang dirges in the dark the day…the muuusic died!
We were singing, bye Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry! And them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye, singing "This'll be the day that I die…this'll be the day that I die!"
Nick punched the air. "BITCHING!" he shouted. "I just love hearing songs like this."
"Sir…" "What, Six Majin?" "King Blue…is coming to US." "What?" "He's coming towards us, sir! At 140…150 miles an hour!" "Aw shit!" Nick switched the radio off, silently mourning that he couldn't hear the end of the song. "Battle Stations! I've gotta get ready! When will he be here?" "In five minutes! Sit back, sir!"
Nick did, and suddenly a large hatch opened in the back of the cockpit. Nick, still in the chair, slid on through, and onto a platform. Nick stood up, and a robotic arm pulled of the chair, and it vanished into the machinery. "Transform, sir." Six Majin said.
"Okay…TIME TO ROCK! HENSHIN!" Now in full dynamic attire, he stood on the glowing white platform. "Now what?" "Now please say "Initiate Integration Program, Six Majin" sir!" "Okay. Initiate Integration Program, Six Majin!" Nick shouted.
The robotic arm suddenly shot out, and it grabbed onto Nick's v-watch. It beeped, and then in a bright flash of light, it drew back into the machinery. "All set sir! Your movements are mine now. Control me. Fight King Blue like you normally would." "Cool!" "Yes. My integration program fully bonded with your v-watch, and now we fight as one. King Blue is almost here! Get ready!"
A huge screen popped up in front of Nick, and he saw an approaching figure, zooming through the air, towards him and Six Majin.
(Okay, now that Nick and Six Majin are fighting as one, I'm treating them as one until I say so.)
He had white hair, including a demonic goatee, and a large crown with a regal blue suit that had golden buttons and a golden belt. He wore fancy black boots, and had frilly pants and a frilly suit. His eye, the one that wasn't covered in white hair, was glowing red, and he had sharp teeth. He had white gloves, and a huge potbelly. He wore a large, blue robe on his back, and he was ENORMOUS, as big as Six Majin. He was King Blue.
He didn't collide with Nick, though. He instead stopped in the air, and hovered in the air, chuckling, his big robe flapping in the air.
"So YOU are Dynamic Nick, are you? And I see you have Six Majin. Those damn two brothers! They let you have the robot!" "Well not really. I had to fight for it, but they really don't like your master's cause. Who IS your master, anyway?"
King Blue chuckled, his laughter echoing across the large field that they were fighting on. "You think I'd tell YOU? I am the all-powerful King Blue! I'll destroy you! I won't tell you my master's name, or his plans! Not even as a departing gift to hell." "Hey, I'm a superhero who likes helping others. If anyone here is going to hell, it's you. How are you even ALIVE, anyway? Weren't you just a part of Captain Blue?"
King Blue stroked his goatee. "True…true. I WAS a part of Captain Blue. But they all thought that when Viewtiful Joe defeated Captain Blue, he exorcised me from the old fool's soul. But he didn't. I survived in the void, and I was pulled back by an invincible warrior…my current master! My master will annihilate all who stand in his way!"
"Yeah, yeah. I don't really care about that. Let's move on. Where's Sylvia?"
"WHADDYA MEAN, YOU DON'T CARE!" King Blue boomed, hopping mad. "You're supposed to be a ally of Viewtiful Joe! You're a superhero! Don't just say "I don't care" about my master's grand plans! A hero should care a LOT about an evil mastermind's plans! That's just how it works!" "Well a traditional superhero I'm not. Now either tell me where Sylvia is, or my foot gets to know your big, fat ass."
King Blue bellowed with anger, raising his fists to the sky. "How dare you threaten me! I am King Blue! I will not fall to a child! Prepare yourself, foolish mortal! I will erase you from this existence! What do you think of THAT?"
"Okay, I'm bored. You're not gonna tell me where Sylvia is, so I'll just beat it out of you. I'm tired of waisting time dealing with third-rate villains like yourself."
That did it.
"Third rate? THIRD RATE? THIRD RAAAAATE! HOW DARE YOU! I WILL WIPE YOU OUT, YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT!"
He touched a large jewel on his crown, and it sunk into the crown. Music began to play.
"Let's "get it started", you brat."
"Bring it, tubby!"
BGM: The Omnipotent (Omnipotent Emperor King Blue's Theme)
Nick cracked his knuckles. The robot did the same. Then he rushed at King Blue, fist drawn back. King Blue leapt into the air, over Nick.
"Grrr!" Nick growled, and Six Majin leapt into the air after King Blue, striking out with his leg. "KIYAH!" Nick said, and Six Majin kicked King Blue right in the stomach. The evil monster groaned, but then grinned. "That won't stop me one bit!" He grabbed the robot's leg and swung him around and around and around! Nick hollered and screamed, and then King Blue let go. Six Majin went flying through the air, landing hard on the ground and sliding to a halt.
Nick staggered up.
"Okay, no more mister nice guy!"
"I agree! Take THIS!" King Blue leapt into the air, and snapped his fingers. Blue streaks of lightning shot down from the heavens, all around Nick, who twirled around, looking this way and that as each bolt struck hard. "What the? Darn it! How did I beat him in the game?" Nick thought. "Hmm…it was super hard to avoid the lightning strikes. Wait…I remember how I did it…I ran!"
And run Nick did! He activated MACH SPEED, and ran for his life, in circles, dodging the lightning strikes. King Blue frowned angrily. "What? No matter. Take THIS!"
He snapped his fingers again, and this time five bolts of lightning struck right to Nick's left. Nick yelped, and ran, but he didn't activate MACH SPEED in time, and lightning struck him, coursing through his body, and causing him to convulse and scream. He hit the ground hard, panting. "Ugh…hurts…gotta…gotta win…can't lose to a fat old fart! CAN'T LOSE!"
He stood up, growling. "That won't stop me!" he shouted. He jumped into the air. "SLOW!" he shouted. He flew towards King Blue, fist flying forward…
KA-THWOCK!
It slammed into King Blue's cheek, and teeth went flying as the evil being's head snapped to the left. Nick followed up with a punch right to the guts, and King Blue let out a "WOOOUGH!", falling to the ground, curled up slightly. Nick touched down, and cracked his knuckles. "Ready for another round?"
"I'm just getting started!" King Blue shouted. He leapt into the air again, and clapped his hands. Nick suddenly heard…something…something with a jet engine…
A missile! Oops, sorry. Make that plural case. MANY missiles! All headed in his direction. Luckily Nick had SLOW. He activated it, rushing at the approaching missile and grabbing it, turning it around with all of his strength.
"Let's…see…oof…how you like…a missile up your big, fat, old, wrinkled ASS!" He heaved the missile at King Blue, who's eyes widened. He turned to run…
KA-BLOOOEY!
King Blue went flying through the air, landing face first in the field, creating a huge crater. He groaned softly, and Nick grinned. "Now, ready to tell me where Sylvia is?"
"You'll never win! I still have one last trick!"
King Blue slowly staggered up, and he raised one hand to the sky. Suddenly a large golden scepter with many jewels adorning it fell into his open palm, and he laughed. "Now…feel my power!"
He rushed at Nick, throwing the staff. It struck Nick right in the shoulder, and it nearly went right through it. Nick screamed, and yanked it out. He staggered back, grabbing his shoulder, which hurt like hell, blood seeping from the wound. King Blue raised his hand, and the scepter came flying back. He rushed at Nick, and before the kid could react, King Blue had slammed the scepter into Nick's head, and Nick went tumbling down.
King Blue then proceeded to strike Nick on the chest over and over with his scepter, laughing every time it whacked him. Nick screamed in pain, and tried to stand up, but King Blue was sitting on top of him, and the jerk was REALLY heavy. Nick growled, trying to stand up all the same…but he couldn't.
"I've failed…" he thought. "I failed Sylvia, I failed Joe, I failed Blue…and most of all, I failed my family and my best friend…"
Then Six Majin spoke. "NICK!"
Nick gasped. "What?"
"Don't give in! Remember…you are the next hero! You can do it!"
"You…you think so?"
"I KNOW so."
"Six Majin…you rock! HERE…WE…GOOOOO!"
Nick screamed with a guttural roar, his heart screaming for justice. He shoved King Blue off of him, and he arched his fist back.
"HAVE A TASTE OF THIS, KING BLUE…TAKE THIS! SLOW! REPLAY! RED HOT ONE HUNDRED, TIMES THREE!"
He rushed forward, and King Blue tried to deflect the attack with his scepter, but the punch sailed through it, snapping it like a twig. Nick's fist struck King Blue right in the face, and then…
Once! Twice! Thrice!
King Blue fell to the ground, mouth and face bloodied. He gurgled, and then was still. Nick sighed, leaning on his knees. "Hoo…that…was tough."
(Music ends.)
"Nick!" a small voice spoke.
Nick looked around. Nobody…
"Down here! In the crown's jewel! The blue one!"
Nick looked down, crouching to get a closer look. Sure enough, there was Sylvia, imprisoned in a blue crystal! "Get me outta here!" she yelled. "Hold on, hold on." Nick carefully picked the jewel up, and then was surprised to find it fading away! Sylvia was left standing in Nick's hand. "What's going on?" she asked.
"I guess with King Blue dead, his enchantments are fading away. Come on…I have a bit of a vow to keep before we go meet up with the others. Do you mind taking a little detour so that you can wave at your fans?"
Sylvia blushed. "Aw, gee Nick. You and Joe have one thing in common…sometimes you really know how to spoil a girl!"
Nick turned beet red. "Uh…gee…heh…uh…thanks…hoo…"
About half an hour, people in the city saw a huge robot approaching the city, and they quickly stopped whatever it was they were doing. The three-piece suit guy, for example, stopped talking to his buddy Ralph and looked up.
"Hey…that's Sexy Sylvia riding in it's hand with that kid, Dynamic Nick! What's the robot dragging in it's other hand?"
"Hold on…I can't…holy shit! It's King Blue!"
Indeed. Walking through the streets now, Six Majin held out Dynamic Nick and Sexy Sylvia in one hand, and in it's other hand it dragged King Blue's body by the cuff. Nick jumped up and down, waving wildly. "Hey, I told you I'd bring Sylvia back AND King Blue! How do you like me now!"
Sylvia leaned over and kissed him. "Thank you." She whispered. "You were my knight in shining armor today." Nick put his hand up to his cheek, blinking…and then fainted. Sylvia chuckled. "Heh. Yep. He and Joe sure do have a lot in common, alright. I wonder how Joe's doing, anyway…"
From far away, the master of JAGOW fumed, as another form stood to the side, not saying anything but thinking very nasty thoughts.
"That idiot! King Blue has failed…and that means that YOU are the last one left to fight Dynamic Nick, agent Thunder Boy."
Thunder Boy nodded slowly, grinning sadistically.
"I know you think you're powerful…but you must PLAN your attack first. And even then be cautious. And remember…you CANNOT fail. You are the last agent left of JAGOW. Everyone else has either defected or died…and I cannot bring them back until I locate where they stashed their lives."
Thunder Boy nodded. "Yeah, it's a pisser when you die."
"I wouldn't know…" the Master said ominously. "I've never died before…and I never will." The master smiled at this knowledge. "Now go. And don't fail me, or when you get revived I'll rip your tail off."
Thunder Boy immediately snapped to attention and saluted, flying off. The Master began to giggle madly, and then burst into maniacal laughter, which echoed through her lair.
About two doors down, in a huge room, Black Joker was guarding Nick's family. Or rather, not guarding so much as chatting it up.
"Well, my creator never liked me. He deliberately gave me a stupid mustache like this just for laughs. AND my NEW master likes me as much as you'd like getting your toenails pulled out! She just keeps me around for guard duty now. I guess I've got an inferiority complex, you know?"
"Do tell me more." David said, taking out a little notepad from his pocket. "So uh…tell me about your master. What's he like?"
"Uh I'm not sure I should tell you about what my master's like, because it's kind of against the rules to talk about h-"
"Do you want to be spiritually enhanced or not?"
"All right. Apparently my master's got some real baggage. You see, her mother and her father apparently drifted apart, and it really damaged both my master and her sister. They got a divorce soon afterward, and my master's mother got the kids. Then…"
Author's Note:
Keep on reading and reviewing, please! And yes, you're about to experience two things…the revealing of the identity of JAGOW's boss, and the appearance of Jet and his evil alter ego! Stay Tuned!
