I'm back with chapter 2 finally! It was a pain in the ass to complete!

So you will enjoy it, or DIE! Thank you for choosing.

Chapter 2: the Drive

After 3 hours of fighting over where to go, they finally agree to go to Pizza Hut. Since the nearest Pizza Hut in town was on the other side of the city, they decide to drive, so now they decide who goes with whom.

"Okay, who is going with whom?" Shadow thinks of what kind of pizza he gets, so he doesn't really care at this point. Tails then rushes into the driver's seat of one of the cars. "No matter what, I am gonna drive!" Sonic then hops in with Tails. "No one can beat Tails' driving! How about a trick- out race, faker?" Shadow breaks his concentration of the yummy pizza he wants, and is mad. "You're on!" As soon as he says this, Tails hits the gas, and Zooms off, leaving Knuckles, Amy, and Shadow in the dust.

Amy yells at Sonic as he and Tails speed off. "Sonic! You forgot me Sonic! Sonic!" At once, Shadow picks her up, and throws her into the back of the car. "Aah! Shadow, what the hell did you do that for?" Shadow turns on the car, and speeds off after Sonic and Tails. He then looks back at Amy, and accidentally does a 360 through the middle of an intersection on a red light, causing 286 accidents. "Look, we needed to haul ass, and since you are slow as hell, I gave you a little boost! We need to trick him out now, not only win the race, and how we trick him out is by doing insane things and getting points automatically stored in this computer!" He points to it, and Knuckles then taps Shadow's shoulder. "Would you mind telling her that killing ourselves like this is worth crap, for example?"

Shadow turns around to see he is driving at an oil truck, likely filled with gas. "Shit!" He then notices the manhole covering is open, just enough for him to save themselves. Quickly, he goes into a power slide, launching the car over the truck. He realizes now that this is a good opportunity to pull off tricks. He goes into a series of barrel rolls, and lands perfectly into a parking space in a parking garage, on the third floor.

"WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! Now who didn't like that?" Amy responds, sounding sick. "You scared the shit out of me!" Knuckles was already barfing. Shadow then smirks. "Bet Sonic can't pull that off!"

Suddenly, off the roof of the garage, Sonic and Tails jump off and complete 3 barrel rolls, 4 front flips, and a 360 before landing on the roof of the building across the street. All of a sudden, a cop car flies after them. Shadow's mouth hangs open. "He did illegal stunts and driving in the presence of a cop. That is double points." All of a sudden, two more cop cars fly after the first. Shadow's mouth drops to the floor now. "That is quadruple points!" As if it was a sick joke, the entire police force was now after him. Shadow's mouth now drops through the floor. He comes back to his senses now. "Damn it!" He hits the gas, and dries right into a parked car. He continues to push it, until he hits the next one, then the one after that, and the next one, and the next one, until all of the cars are against the wall, being smashed together. " The stupid mother faker! I'll show him who's boss!"

He gives the car more gas, and the wall breaks, sending the cars crashing into the street below, crushing 3 pedestrians, 24 cars, a dog, and 3 rats. He also ran 2 cars through different windows in the building across the street. By doing this, he crushed the lower two levels of the parking garage, causing even more deaths and damage. "Take that, faker!" Amy stares at Shadow, horrified by what he has done. "What the hell did you do that for?" Shadow turns around to face her. "I AM a weapon, you know!"

Knuckles looks at him now. "yeah, but not as much as Tails is on the road! Look!" Shadow looks down the street to see that Tails had crushed four buildings, and, somehow, a jet plane. " SHIT! THE FAKING MOTHER FAKERS! I'M GOING TO FAKING KILL THE FAKES WITH MY FAKING HANDS!" Amy then notices something funny. "Why the fake are we being faking censored? Its driving me faking CRAZY!" The all mighty author then comes down. "It is because I had put it there, because I am in control! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Amy takes out her hammer, and strikes the author in the head, thus killing him. "Ha! Take that, asshole!" Shadow now gets angry with her. "YOU MOTHER FAKER! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD TURN THE CENSOR OFF!" Knuckles gets the pressure off Amy. "Hey Shadow! We have a race to win!" Shadow snaps back to the race. "Oh, right." He hits the gas, driving them off the garage… right onto a Taco Bell, crushing it flat. "Damn it!" He again speeds off. A few seconds later, he spots a make shift ramp. He launches off of it, and turns his car to its side, and does a side spin into the empty police station, giving him single points. "DAMN IT!" He drives out of the rubble, into another Taco Bell. "SHIT!" He continues down the street, until he comes to a sloped building. Amy had a bad feeling about this…

Shadow drives up the building's side, until he launches off the top into a satellite dish, which he launches up from. The car continues up, until it reaches Earth's orbit. Amy is scared, and Knuckles sees this. "Houston, we have a problem!" Shadow snarls at him. "Yeah, and it's that I don't have enough points!" He does barrel rolls, side spins, and front flips. Amy wonders if they will ever get down again. "How long will we be up here?"

As if to answer her question, the car begins its descent back down to earth in a giant fireball. Amy screams, Knuckles braces himself for impact, And Shadow goes insane. "I'S GANNA WINS BIATCH!" As they drop, Pizza Hut comes into view. Shadow snaps out of insanity, just in time to flip the car into a parallel position to Earth. He then slams the ground, perfectly parked into a parking space in front of Pizza Hut, just as Sonic and Tails pull up. Amy and Knuckles were too nauseous to get out, so Shadow jumps out goes right up to Sonic and Tails, and yells. "I WIN!"

So here is chapter 2. I'm going to write up chapter three as soon as

possible. In the meantime, send in those reviews!