The Zero Zone

Complete and Utter Chaos

I Felt like making a TZZ.. Like AOS... Oh well heres the TZZ/AOS Story


Onett

"You damn kids!" Zero yelled while the kids were pelting Sonic with rocks

Sonic got up and dusted himself. Suddenly a Boulder was thrown at him as he crashed thru the window.

Zero turned to see who threw it. It was a small echidna. "Wow, thats one hell of an arm."

Sonic opened the door and walked out. He rubbed his head as he said "What the hell was that?"

The little echidna was about to throw another rock. Zero turned to Sonic as he nodded. Sonic held the kid as Zero moved backwards and charged up at it and kicked it like a soccerball.

While the kid was flying Rouge was gliding over Onett. The Kid smacked Rouge as she crashed into a field and somehow lit her cellphone on fire lighting a forest on fire, causing smokie the bear to jump out of the sky and start yelling at the fire. "STOP BURNING THE FIREING FOREST DAMNIT!"

Sonic took a step back "If they ask, we say Billy did it"

Zero faced him, "You don't even know who Billy is.."

Tails came flying from out of the chimney, covered in dust he said "I fixed the Chimney and upgraded it!"

Zero sighed "And what does it do now?"

Tails turned to face the chimney and pressed a button. It broke off the house and turned into a Gundam sort of thing, which was lit onfire from the forest fire. It combusted and the parts were destroyed.

Zero realized something "Wait i dont have a fireplace."

Aery was walking out of her room and tripped since the chimney brought some of the flooring with it.

Sonic was running into town away from the scene. When he was waving back to them as if he was saying he was ok. Smokie ran up to him "BLUE FOREST FIRE BLUE FOREST FIRE!" As it smacked Sonic repeatedly.

Knuckles was gliding over head and was pelted by a boulder from another echidna. he came crashing down again and fell onto a bunch of kids playing at recess.

Tails was already working on fixing the house when Zero said "Well i guess the house cant get any totaled then it is right now."

all of a sudden Angel island crashed onto the House. Tikal had came out from one of the caves that was in it. "Oh damn, i knew i had to do something important.."

Knuckles finally got to the house and started to ask Zero something "He-"

"No"

"But-!"

"NO"

"Want a Chili dog?" "and let me in" Knuckles said quickly

"Ooo Chili Dog!" Zero said as he said yes. Knuckles ran into the house.

"Wheres my F--" Zero said interupted

Tails finished the chimney side of the house as he walked to the front, facing Zero "Done!" he turned around and noticed Angel island was ontop of it.

Everyone backed away before Tails could ask for help.

About an hour later, everyone came back to the house. Somehow Tails had got Angel Island back up in the air.

Sonic and Zero came with 2 packages of 40 hotdogs and a cup full of Chilly. They were arguing on who could eat more.

Amy and Aery came back with some flowers for the house.

Walking into the house Tails saw Knuckles in the living room watching T.V. "Oh hey Knux, when did you get here?"

Knuckles shrugged "Does it look like I care?.."

As everyone else walked in Zero turned to face Knuckles "What the hell are you doing in here?"

Knuckles leaned back a bit "Living, in the living room"

"We've got ourselfs a real smartass here.." Zero said quietly to himself.

Sonic was already heating up the chilly dogs while Zero wasn't paying attention.

When it was done Sonic started shovling them into his mouth. "fibteen!" Sonic said with his mouth full.

"You know your going to--" Tails started but then got interuptted.

Grabbing a fork since they forgot to buy buns, Zero stabbed a rack and another until he ate 3 racks of chillydogs "bweny"

"birty"

Zero tried to say fourty but his mouth was too full.

"Fiby!"

Tails stared at him "You only had 80 hotdogs.. And Zero ate 40"

Sonic's eyes widened as he swallowed the food "Then what did i just eat...?"

"Hey, what happened to the plasticbags?" Zero noticed.

Sonic's eyes widened once again. He ran upstairs and started barfing.

"Well lets see.. apparently you ate more chilly dogs then there was..strangley... this made no sense at all..I'm not going to even ask..." Tails said writing on a clipboard.

"Whats wrong with eating more then you bought?" Aery replied

"They.. I dont even know what they did! I'm so confused..." Tails said rubbing his head.

Suddenly the doorbell rang. Tails opened it as a mob of Echidnas, Bears, Falcons, Foxes, etc. were in an angry mob around the house.

"We Are the Furious Animal Guild!" One said as alot of people were saying "Leave cows alone, no more chilly dogs"

Zero started cracking up "You mean your Fags?"

"We-" One started as Zero interuppted "Fags". The Animal continued "Animals are here to stop people from eating Hotdogs and chilly dogs, which happens to be more Popular"

"Fags"

"Listen you little-!"

"Badass"

"No! We're--"

"Fags"

Tails smacked Zero in the back of the head "Stop toying with their minds"

"Whatever they're Fags anyway"

"WE'RE FURIOUS ANIMAL GUILDERS!"

"As known as F.A.Gs or FAGS without the periods."

"I'M GOING TO BEAT THE"

"Fag"

"OUT OF YOU!"

"Why would you offer to beat the fag out of me?.. You really are a Fag"

"Oooh he's good"

Sonic came out of the bathroom (known because footsteps were heard upstairs) and walked towards the top window in the front of the house

Zero took a step back at the same time everyone INSIDE the house did.

Sonic started to throwup and quickly opened the window and spewed all over the Fags.. Err Furious Animals

"What the F-"

"Ag"

"Would you SHUT THE F-"

"ag"

"UP!.. Your a -"

"Badass"

"Your lucky i have Freakin chillydog on me.."

Zero closed the door and the doorbell rung again.

"Sonic?"

Sonic barfed outside on the F.A.Gs while trying to answer back to whoever called his name.

"SON OF A BI--"

"Yea, Up yours."

Tails was building a certain type of bomb during the fight above.

"Ok, I finished. Here, if they ring the doorbell again, just chuck this outside" Tails said handing Zero the Bomb.

The doorbell rang again. Zero opened the door and threw the bomb outside "Merry Christmas" He said sarcasticlly while throwing it, then closing the door.

"What the F--"

CHEAP SOUND EFFECT! HONK!

I'm sorry that is the wrong Sound effect.. please wait as we Sack some people and play you some cheesey music.

bababa bum... Babababum... da da da da dadadadadada da DUNNN!

Next we are sacking people who put that music up... But we have fixed the sound effects. Please Enjoy

BADASS PRICEYASS SOUND EFFECT! WABOOOMMERLABOOMKABOOMZERNABOOM

What the hell was that? Some people are SO getting sacked for this..

Dude, stop hitting people with rocks in a Sack... Just say "BOOM" not that hard you dumbass

CHEAP SOUND EFFECT! BOOM!

Was that so Freakin hard? You even Sacked the Quoter! now we dont know when our sentences end...

After Periods Duh...

Smartass...

BACK TO THE STORY(hehe back to the Future!)

"There was 3 Freakin sound effects, what the hell did you put into it? some toy horn, a baby and a soundeffect maker and then someone who can annoucne boom?" Zero said.

Tails shrugged "There was talking inbetween the sounds though"

THEY'RE ON TO US!

"Who the hell said that?"

Your Mother

"Your Father"

Ooohhh PWNED.

Thats not even a word you Dumbass

THATS IT! Bigtime evil explosion ass time...

Suddenly faraway from Onett a hugeass explosion appeared behind fourside.

Sonic came down the stairs after it "Ugh.. what the hell was that explosion?"

"I have a strange feeling that we're being watched all of a sudden.." Tails said looking around

"No one is watching us.." Zero said inching over to a side of the house "Ok everyone quick scatter Scatter!"

"Maybe we should check it out?" Knuckles said, who was hiding behind the couch.

"Why are yo-"

"Not answering"

"What?"

"You heard me"

"Hey So--" Zero said while turning to Sonic. Sonic was on the floor kneeling holding his arm... "Arrgh! What is Up with my Arm?"

Zero took a step back. "Oh Shi-"


END

Woohoo, pissed drive empty, the reason i was ehh being a Bastard previous chapter is cause of stuff that happened, Meh but i still dont care if you dont review.

And because it had no lines is because when i tried to add a line it wouldnt let me.. for some strange reason, maybe in this one too shrugg

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