Last time on Weresheep X, a Grag imposter turned out to be Peter Griffin, which to my surprise, no one seemed to notice. Sharp-Tail joined us just in time to take out the Egg Pawns blocking our path. By the way, Dane Cook isn't here anymore. Sorry.
Weresheep: "Mr. Spock! We're at the rendezvous point. Where are you? Come in, Mr. Spock!"
Spock: "Uh, sir, we're right here."
Weresheep: "AHH! Oh, yes, right. Very well then."
Anth: "Now what? Don't you have a plan or something to stop Egg Utopia at this point?"
Weresheep: "Uhhhhhhh..."
Just then, a metal door nearby was busted open, knocking Peter down a flight of stairs that was conveniently nearby.
Peter: "AHHH! OW! OW! OH GOD! OW!"
Carl: "What the Hell's goin on?"
Lando: "Hey, it's the blue dude!"
Weresheep: "Sonic? Uh, I mean, right on time. Yeah, that's it."
Anth: "Are you sure you're ok, Sonic? You were out like a light."
Sonic: "I'm fine. No thanks to YOU, Anth."
Tails: "Sonic!"
Sonic: "Hey Tails! Cosmo! You two ok?"
Cosmo: "Yes, we're fine. Thank you."
Sonic: "Alright. Anyone got a plan?"
Tails: "This Egg Utopia is not much different from the last one. I'd say we should be able to destroy it just as easily."
Sonic: "So, it's confront Eggman, kick his butt, and high-tail it out of here before the whole place explodes? No problem."
Weresheep: "That's about the only plan here. Mr. Spock, Mr. Data, let's get rolling."
Spock: "Aye, sir."
The Vulcan and the Android (Data is an Android, for those who don't know) pulled out shotguns out from nowhere and cocked them.
Chu-chuck!
Spock: "Lock and load, Mr. Data?"
Data: "Locked and loaded, Mr. Spock."
Sonic: "Watch out, Eggman. Here I come." runs off
Tails: "Wait, Sonic! He ran off without thinking again. There's not just Eggman, but Sigma, and judging from these past happening, more have joined him."
Selena: "So that was Sonic? Your best friend whom you've told me so much about?"
Tails: "Yeah...he always runs off like that." scoops up Cosmo "We'd better go after him." flys after Sonic
Selena: "Going without your cousin, eh? I'll show you how to fly."
Weresheep: "You'll need this." tosses a blaster pistol
Selena: "Hm..."
The vulpes then did a couple of hand tricks with it; she spun it around on one finger, then another spin with her finger next to the trigger.
Weresheep: o.0 Trades this look with Sharp-Tail
Selena then spun her own tails around and she took off (perhaps faster then Tails could) flying.
Weresheep: "When in Rome..." grabs Anth and straps him around back, then proceeds with the others
Data: "When where, sir?"
Weresheep: "Nevermind. Got my back there, partner?"
Anth: "I am like the strong and impenetrable backpack!"
Weresheep: "Roger that, meat shield."
Data: "We all seem to be paired up for support. Sharp-Tail, perhaps it would be amiable if you accompanied Selena."
Sharp-Tail: "I guess it would."
With a sword-gun combo, looks like he has an advantage of sorts. I don't know, I'm no weapons expert.
Selena: Hears him coming "So, you think I need help?"
Sharp-Tail: "That's the idea."
Selena: "We'll talk later."
That's it? I was expecting a lot more dramatic. And to think I spend my time typing these...
Anth: "Are you talking to yourself again? They said they'd talk later!"
Weresheep: "Oh uh, yeah. Ahem. Right. Take this shotgun and be quiet."
Anth: "No problem." cocks shotgun
Weresheep: "Now hang tight, 'cause I'm gonna super speed it!"
Anth: "You can do that, too? Sweet. Let's leave these Trekkies behind and kick some ass."
Weresheep: "I love to do that. 3...2...1..."
ZZZIIIIIPPPPP And off I went. 'Nuff said.
Meanwhile, in the control room of Egg Utopia...
Eggman: "Everything's going as planned. Once Sonic gets here, we'll crush him."
Sigma: "The demon down there looks like trouble. What about him?"
Sentinal: "What ABOUT him? When Sonic is out of the picture, a demon will be no problem."
Eggman Nega: "And then the Eggman Empire will reign supreme."
Sonic: "Not this time."
Eggman: "Wha, huh, ahh! H-how long have you been there?"
Sonic: "I don't know. I got lost around the part where tin man there starting talking about demons and trouble."
Eggman: "No matter, I'll--"
Tails: "Sonic!"
Weresheep: "Woah! Whew! That was a doozy..."
Anth: "Damn man, you only ran like 300 ft. You're really out of shape."
Weresheep: "F...huff...you."
Anth: "Are we late for the evil speech presented by the Eggman squad?"
Sentinal: "Nope."
Sigma: "As a matter of fact, you're about 2 seconds early."
Anth: "Sweet."
Weresheep: "Hey...huff...Sonic...Tails had to backtrack with Selena, because Cosmo really wouldn't appreciate it when we tan their asses...Sharp-Tail followed...huff...along with Spock and Data. It's just us versus them."
Sonic: "So you're saying that it's the three of us versus the four of them? Plus any robot or doomsday device Eggman has planned?"
Weresheep: Nods
Sonic: "Teh. That's just the way I like it."
Sentinal: "Then let's start with a warm up, shall we?"
The whole room lit up, revealing us in the middle of a large circle, enclosed by an electric cage.
Weresheep: "Figures..."
Anth: "This just keeps getting better."
The crimson Sonic robot entered through an opening in the cage, then the opening closed up, blocking our escape.
Sentinal: "Behold! My latest Sonic robot! One out of the many I've created over the years."
Sigma: "I'll get them afterwards."
Eggman: "You've made your last mistake, Sonic...Weresheep...Anth, meet Ultra Sonic!"
Eggman Nega: "Get them, Sentinal!"
Sentinal took out the controller for Ultra Sonic.
Weresheep: "Is that an RC Car controller?"
Sentinal: "Hey! It was really short notice!"
U Sonic: "Target: Sonic. Age: 15. Eye color: emerald. I.Q.: little above average is an estimate."
Sonic: "I'm flattered."
Anth: "That proves it! You're smarter then Knuckles! Oh oh, do me next!" jumps off my back
U Sonic: "Additional target acquired: Anth M. Southworth. Age: Unknown--"
Anth: "29!"
U Sonic: "Eye color: brown. I.Q.: 300."
Anth: "Yeah! In your face, Eggman! In your face!"
Sonic: "Way to go, Anth."
U Sonic: "Additional target acquired: Weresheep. Age: 200 circa. Eye color: brown. I.Q.: 300.000000000000000001"
Weresheep: "Booya! I am clearly the smartest guy here!"
Sentinal: "Not quite. I was estimated to have an I.Q. of 300.000000000000000002!"
Weresheep: "Daaammmnnnn..."
Eggman: "Enough of the inside jokes! Just get him already!"
Sentinal: "Chill out. All this thing has is 'forward, backward, turn left, turn right, punch, jump, turn off, turn on, and grab'."
Eggman: "I don't care what it has! Just have it destroy Sonic!"
Sentinal: "All right then."
Sigma: " I have an idea..."
The Reploid then just collapsed and turned off. A purplish, semi-transparent phantasm of Sigma's head appeared above the scrap heap.
Sigma Virus: "I'll just infect Ultra, and..."
The head flew at U Sonic at full speed. The robot began to short-circuit with purple static. After a few seconds, it's eyes lit up again, this time they were a pinkish color.
U Sonic/Sigma: "...And we'll even the odds a little."
Sonic: "This just keeps getting better..."
Weresheep: "And better." brandishes the sword Sharp-Tail used
Anth: "What's that thing say?..." reads "Oh that's so cheezy."
Weresheep: "Shut up."
And the fight finally began. There was really just a grey cloud of dust or something, with the frequent fist or foot coming out of it. And a bunch of fight noises came out, too.
Anth: "Jeez, you're so lazy!"
Weresheep: "No I'm not! The final battle isn't with some virus-infected Sonic wannabe!"
Everyone: "It's not?"
Just then, the whole place seemed to rumble and shake.
Sentinal: "Oh shoot! The control brooooke! Woooahhh!"
Sigma: "So what? I'm still in control of Ultra Sonic!"
Sentinal: "That's not the problem! My robots are programmed to self destruct when the controller's destroyed!"
Sigma: "W-wha? I-I can't stop it! The bomb is seperate from the robot!"
Sonic: "Hole..."
Weresheep: "-ey..."
Anth: "CRAP!"
The robot exploded. Luckily, it wasn't that big, but complicated things as the battlestation still shook around.
Eggman Nega: "What's this? Meteors?"
Weresheep: "Huh?" getting a call "What's going on, Mr. Spock!"
Spock: "Sir! A large herd of meteors are approaching Ravnica! Egg Utopia is being pummled!"
Weresheep: "Say what?"
Sonic: "No way!"
Spock: "There's no time! We're tracking your coordinates for transport!"
Weresheep: "Execute! Sonic, the window!"
Sonic: "Ya don't have to tell me twice!"
Anth: "Wait for me, guys!"
Eggman: "Ahhhh! Retreat! To the Egg Cruiser! Croix, the magic shield!"
Croix: "Yes, Master Robotnik."
First Anth, then me, then before Sonic crashed through the window, he stopped.
Sonic: "Goodluck, Eggman!" jumps through the window
As he fell, Sonic wondered what he was going to land on that would save him from the fall.
SMACK!
Nevermind. It was Anth's new ship, "Spaceball 1".
Sonic: "Anth can come up with the weirdest things."
It was...well...a Wenebago with spaceship wings on it. On the back was a bumper sticker that read "Spaceball 1.0".
Sonic: "Oh well. I can hang on. The X Tornado is harder to hang on to then this."
Weresheep: Through an intercom "Sonic! Hang on! We're going to dock with the Dragoon!"
Sonic: "I already know what to do, Captain Obvious."
Weresheep: "I'm talking about the falling debris."
Sonic: "Oh. WHOA!"
A long story short, we made it.
Weresheep: "That was nuts."
Spock: "Sir, there's no time to relax. I set us on a course to the main meteor. If we can destroy the main meteor, the rest should burn up in the atmosphere."
Data: "The giant meteor will cause utter havoc not only here, but to the Ozone as well. If I am correct, then the impact from the giant meteor will cause sufficient damage to the planet for the rest of the asteroids to make it into the atmosphere."
Weresheep: "Then let's get ready!"
Inside the giant meteor...
? (current antagonist): "Destroy it all. Burn everything. First Ravnica, then Green planet, then the rest of the galaxy."
A creature stirred sound asleep in the middle of the main chamber. It was utterly massive. A bulbous silhouette the shape of a tennis ball (just the shape, not the details). With each exhale came a tiny amount of a dark purplish gas.
: "Chaos, war, anger, hatred...THIS is truly what gives one power. They thought I had died. They thought I was gone for good. But no. They fell for it. That puny worm didn't realize a real from a fake."
END OF EPISODE 17
