The Winx Club Cast's Twisted Reality

You don't want to know why I did this!

Summary: Yes I know I have a lot of fanfics to update and stuff that I haven't finished chapters to, but bear with me. Because this is funny! It also involves some abuse of Bloom.

Disclaimer: This was messed up before I even arrived!

Dedication: My wonderful reviewers.

More insanity!

Well the Winx Club cast is back for more discoveries in the second edition of their twisted reality. With more laws of probability.

The law of edible food: Whatever seems edible should be edible

Stella: I like this rule (Takes a large bite of a week old ham and swiss on what looks to be bleu cheese bread) yummy!

The second law of edible food: Even if it doesn't seem like it should be food you should at least try it out to make sure

Stella: Okay (Takes a bite out of a wall) Blech! This is not yummy!

The law of powers: You can be rumored to have moon powers, but even if you don't ever use them people still believe they exist.

Stella: Yay!

Layla: That was dumb

The law of liquids solids and colors: No matter what happens or where you are you can always turn water molecules into pink goop

Layla: And they make great gifts too! (Makes a pony)

Brandon: My pony! (Hugs pony)

The law of landings: Yes this should have been covered under floating but who cares. No matter where you are you will always land on someone

Sky: Whoa! Cool! (Jumps from a tree and lands on Bloom)

Bloom: Sky! Do something about your fat butt!

Sky: Only if you do something about your big thighs!

The law of makeup: Wearing dark eye shadow under your eyes is very fashion forward.

Icy: You got that right. (Applies more eye shadow)

The law of hair: It makes perfect sense to only straighten your hair when you're going to attack musical fairies and their fathers. But you have to leave it frizzy the rest of the time

Stormy: How is that a bad thing? (Looks confused)

The law second law of hair: It is perfectly normal for your hair to get wet and not lose its shape

(Dumps a bucket of water on Riven's head)

Riven: Ta da! See still pointy

Darcy: It's like a cross between garlic and Jell-O

The law of eye sight: You only need to wear glasses when you aren't transformed. The magic makes your eye sight 20/20

Darcy: Yeah don't you all wish you were cool like me? (Walks into a wall)

Musa: I guess Darcy forgot her contacts.

The law of hair and eyesight: Even if your hair is covering your eyes completely you can still see well out of both eyes.

Helia: (walks outside with the eye that isn't covered by hair closed and dodges cars) Sweet!

Flora: Don't try this at home kids

The law of boyfriends: If during one season you are the only one of your friends without a boyfriend don't worry the creators of the show are right on it.

Flora: Yay!

Layla: Oh God no!

The second law of boyfriends: If the creators of the show don't give you a boyfriend, don't worry there are plenty of fanfic writers willing to give it a shot.

Layla: Just shoot me okay?

The first law of guys: If there is a group of guys, it is a given that one of them will have clichéd tough guy behavior

Riven: Screw you! (Thank you Duckie)

Sky: Wow! You're right!

The second law of guys: If there is a group of guys, it is a given that one of them will have clichéd wanna be leader behavior.

Riven: (points at Sky) You've got that right!

Sky: What are you trying to say? I'm a great leader

Riven: Whatever man. Just… watch out for that tree

The third law of guys: If there is a group of guys, it is a given that one of them will have clichéd smart guy behavior. He will also have glasses to offset that cliché

Timmy: (Stops doing some kind of engineering thing) What is that supposed to mean?

Helia: Perhaps that you are the clichéd smart guy?

Timmy: Oh. (goes back to his engineering thing)

The fourth law of guys: If there is a group of guys, it is a given that one of them will have clichéd pleasantly clueless behavior.

Brandon: Uh what?

Riven: Point taken.

Brandon: What's this about points?

Layla: Shut up already.

Brandon: Shut up about what?

The fifth law of guys: If there is a group of guys, it is a given that one of them will have clichéd artsy guy behavior.

Helia: What do you mean by clichéd?

The fifth law of guys continued: This guy will also try to claim he's a pacifist but beat the crap out of tons of people. Or he just really sucks at fighting.

Helia: Oh this is on!

Tecna: Oh she got you there.

This ends the second edition of the laws

Thank you to: Anubis, zodiacdragonHatori, PupleNova823, and PheobetheQueenoftheDragons. They were really nice and if anyone has any ideas for these laws of relativity please place them in your review and if I use them I'll give you credit