The Winx Club Cast's Twisted Reality
You don't want to know why I did this!
Summary: Yes I know I have a lot of fanfics to update and stuff that I haven't finished chapters to, but bear with me. Because this is funny! It also involves some abuse of Bloom.
Disclaimer: This was messed up before I even arrived!
Dedication: My reviewers who have given me some good ideas
The Six laws of Magical Girls
My wonderful reviewers and I have thought up some more laws of engagement to try out on the Winx Club characters. So without further ado, let's do it!
The first law of magical girls: If there is a group of magical girls in a show to go with the group of guys one of them will be the clichéd wanna be leader who saves everyone with her powers
Bloom: Hey what is that supposed to mean?
Tecna: That you're the leader I guess.
Bloom: Ok, but I feel like I've been insulted somehow
Icy: Survey says 'Yes'
The second law of magical girls: If there is a group of magical girls it is pretty much expected that one of them will be the clichéd ditzy girl. The show gets bonus points if she's blonde and stereotypically obsessed with boys and fashion.
Stella: Uh what are you trying to say?
Darcy: Probably that you're that kind of girl.
Stella: Am I being punked?
Darcy: No clue
The third law of magical girls: If there is a group of magical girls there has to be one who is either wanna be skater, wanna be gangsta wanna be tomboy or a combination of all three.
Musa: That is so buggin'
Bloom: How? It's true.
Musa: Why don't you just shut it before I make you shut it?
Bloom: (backs away slowly)
The fourth law of magical girls: If there is a group of magical girls and you have already ruled out the first three laws then there is a chance that one girl will be the stereotypical shy girl with a lack of self esteem.
Flora: (runs off crying)
The fifth law of magical girls: It is perfectly acceptable for one of the magical girls in your group to have no idea how anything non technological works. Infact- it's expected.
Tecna: Well let me analyze that fact to make sure it's correct.
The sixth law of magical girls: There always has to be a member of a group of magical girls who truly is very good at sports and is very independent. Unfortunately she also has to have had a crappy childhood
Layla: Yes! I mean... crap!
Thus ends the third chapter. The fourth will have everyone's ideas
Thank you very much: zodiacdragonHatori mmramen, Stella n Brandon 4eva, the extremely intelligent PurpleNova823, Kira222, and silentxloudmouth (I'm using thosetwo ideas next chapter)
