The Winx Club Cast's Twisted Reality
You don't want to know why I did this!
Summary: Yes I know I have a lot of fanfics to update and stuff that I haven't finished chapters to, but bear with me. Because this is funny! It also involves some abuse of Bloom.
Disclaimer: This is a book. Unless you are illiterate then it's a coaster.
Dedication: Silentxloudmouth who gave me these first two ideas Titi who gave me the one about bunnies and Duckie who's in there somewhere
The first law of magical powers: No matter how long you've had your powers, you're always more powerful then all the rest of the magical beings that have been training and developing their powers years longer as long as you're the main character.
Bloom: Whoa cool! It so rules to be the headliner!
Other girls: Grr!
The second law of magical powers: You can have your powers stolen and on the verge of dying but somehow are always able to get them back, get ten times stronger then the person who stole them from you, beat the person who stole them from you, and end up saving everyone else single handedly even though put together all of them couldn't stop the villain, all within 10 minutes.
Bloom: Well of course. Because I'm the headliner. I mean the show was going to be called Magical Bloom in the first place not Winx Club!
Other Girls: (Beat the crap out of Bloom)
The first law of acquiring new allies: Teaming up with someone you have never met because they seem evil and break you out of prison is a good thing.
Stormy: Are you sure about that?
Darcy: Yeah I mean didn't you see season two?
Musa: Hey, it worked for us. Ya got owned!
The second law of acquiring new allies: If for some reason the person you teamed up with turns on you, blame your enemies.
Icy: Hey, it's always worked for me.
The first law of pet bunnies: No matter what you think, say, or do, bunnies are secretly butterfly-winged magical creatures (thanks to Titi for this idea)
Bloom: That's just odd. (sees Kiko flying by with a set of wings) Or not (falls over)
The second law of pet bunnies: It is perfectly normal for pet bunnies to exhibit human like behavior.
Sky: Well okay if you say so (doesn't sound convinced)
Kiko: (Holds up a sign that says: It better be okay stupid head!)
Sky: (Reads the sign) Yeah, like I'm gonna listen to a dumb bunny
Kiko: (attacks Sky)
The first law of evil plans: Evil plans that only cause the Winx girls to cry do not really constitute evil plans. (thanks Duckie)
Stormy: Well there goes my evening
The second law of evil plans: But if you can make an evil plan that causes them to cry because they lost a boyfriend or flying bunny and it will happen in public go for it!
Stormy: Yes! I'm back on!
The First law of villains: No matter who you hire, you'll always end up betraying them or throwing them into a separate dimension (Titi)
Icy: You don't say.
The law of alphabetical order: In the realm of Magix B comes before A and no one really cares about it except people whose names begin with B.
Amaryl: Ha ha!
Bloom: Dammit!
Well this ends chapter four.
Sorry Titi I couldn't think of how to explain the shiny jewelry.
Thank you: Avi, Stella n Brandon 4eva, PurpleNova823, Der Mertzgermeister, silentxloudmouth, Tearsofthefireflower, and Crystal Hauntress.
I'm planning on doing laws of clothing and laws of traffic next. Any ideas?
