The Winx Club Cast's Twisted Reality
You don't want to know why I did this!
Summary: Yes I know I have a lot of fanfics to update and stuff that I haven't finished chapters to, but bear with me. Because this is funny! This chapter contains Stella abuse and defamation.
Disclaimer: My cat could cough up a better outfit.
Dedication: Everyone who really likes this story and is in friggin' love with me for writing it!
The Nine laws of Fashion
The first law of fashion: It is perfectly acceptable to wear the same exact outfit day after day. In fact no one will have a second thought about it.
Stella: Who says I wear the same outfit day after day?
The second law of fashion: You can wear the ugliest most God awful clothes imaginable, call them couture and people will think you're a fashion Diva.
Stella: Hey, who's saying that my clothes are ugly?
Amentia: Not me… but your hair, what a horrid color.
The third law of fashion: You can be the world's biggest fashion diva while wearing the same outfit everyday that doesn't even match. (Thank you SilentxLoudmouth)
Stella: I am so calling my attorney about this defamation of character.
The Fourth law of fashion: Bathing suits, clothing resembling bathing suits and platform sandals are perfectly suited for trudging through the words.
Stella: Cool (trips over a tree branch) Owie!
Bloom: Okay! (Gets eaten alive by mosquitoes)
The fifth law of fashion: It's perfectly normal for you to dress in hippie clothing (square glasses, loose pants, psychedelic halter) and still be dubbed as the fashionable one of the witches (Thanks to PurpleNova823)
Darcy: Hey! The retro look is in!
The sixth law of fashion: It's perfectly normal for the nerdiest guy in the group to be the best dressed.
Timmy: Whoa, cool! I'm the best dressed.
Brandon: Oh please. Timmy is hardly GQ material
Layla: Well at least he doesn't wear flares and belly shirts
Brandon: True.
The seventh law of fashion: It is completely possible to run in five inch high platforms and not break an ankle.
Stella: (runs) It's true!
The eighth law of fashion: If your clothes were ever to tear, rip, or snag, don't worry, they'll be fixed in the next five to ten seconds (Titi)
Bloom: (Has her pants ripped after she trips and falls in the woods while running in her platform sandals) Okay (waits seventeen seconds and her pants are now unripped) Cool!
The ninth law of fashion: It is perfectly normal for parts of your clothing or accessories to either disappear or change color.
(Musa is in fairy form, Bloom is wearing her first season clothes and Tecna is in fairy form)
Musa: That's just nuts
Bloom: Yeah I know
Tecna: Completely illogical
(Suddenly Musa's midsection vanishes, Bloom's shoes turn from yellow to pink and Tecna's sleeves leave for worlds unknown)
All three girls: What the (Censored)
End of chapter 5
Yeah I know short, but I had to think of nine things!
Thanks: Stella n Brandon 4eva, PurpleNova823, Phil SilentxLoudmouth, Ayi, zodiacdragonHatori and TearsoftheFireFlower
Next up are the Rules of Pixies. Keep those reviews coming
