Something So Simple

Lorelei and Luke learn

Note- I don't own Gilmore Girls or the charcters. Thanks for the reviews.

Jess-

After what seemed like an eternity Rory and I broke apart. "What are we going to do?" I asked Rory.

"No clue" she sighed

"You have no idea?" I asked.

"NO! OKAY JESS? I HAVE NO CLUE! DO YOU THINK I PLANNED THIS OUT? I'M JUST AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE!" Rory shouted.

"Rory, We need to know what we have to do." I replied calmly.

"SO YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY IDEAS?" Rory screamed.

"I can but your ideas are usually better." I pointed out. I needed to stay calm.

"True." She agreed. All right Rory's calmed down.

"Yes it is and wow bad mood swings!" I tell her.

She laughs at this. "I should probably go tell my mom"

"Yeah. You probably should," I agree. She kisses me passionately. When we break apart I ask, "What was that for?"

"Incase I never see you again." Rory says matter-of-factly. I start laughing. As she walks away she turns back and says, "I'm not kidding."

She's not kidding. What does that mean?

Rory-

I walked home thinking. Jess was right how the hell was I going to raise a baby? I mean it's not like I know anything about it. And Jess doesn't know anything about it. And my two best friends knew nothing about raising a child either. I mean think, Paris is one of them oh god Paris taking care of a baby that thought scared me. Lane would probably be better at taking care of a baby. I knew only one person who could take care of a baby; my mother. Oh no! I'm home I have to tell her.

My mother must have sensed my presence; she's weird that way. "My favorite daughter!" mom called out in a singsong voice

"You say that to all your daughters" I point out.

"True but I only mean it with you" mom says merrily.

"How very kind!" I said sarcastically.

"Yeah well I am a kind person…" mom started.

"I'm pregnant," I blurt out.

"Excuse me?" mom sys.

"I'm pregnant." I repeat.

"What the hell Rory!" mom exclaims, "If this is a joke it's not funny!"

"It's not a joke." I whisper.

"I got to lie down" mom muttered and went upstairs.

I nod although I doubt she sees it. I just sit there. I know the conversation not over since I can hear her mumbling things upstairs about shooting Jess and what will Emily say and I was supposed to have it better than her. After about an hour mom comes back down.

Before she can say anything I say, "I'm sorry I didn't mean for it to happen."

"I'm not going to lie to you Rory I'm angry and disappointed with you. And right now might not be a good time to give me a gun."

"Well we won't let you have one."

"How did Jess take it? Assuming it's his."

"He took it quite well and what's that supposed to mean assuming it's his"

"I don't know it could be Dean's."

"I've been with Jess for five months."

"All right, did you tell Luke?"

"No."

"What about grandma and grandpa?" she asked in a worried voice.

"No I just found out today."

"Okay here's how everything is going to happen as far as telling people. I will tell Luke with you and Jess. Luke and I will help with the grandparents. You'll tell your dad. Jess will tell his mom. You will tell Paris and Lane. And finally you will tell Sookie and Michel."

"Why do I have to tell Michel?"

"Because he's one of my closest friends." I raised an eyebrow, "okay fine because he'll mercilessly give you the talk"

"Oh I forgot! You have to tell Dean."

"What? Oh I forgot. He'll be really angry."

"Yeah but hun, you got to tell him"

"I know."

"Let's go to Luke's we shouldn't put it off…"

" Yeah." I agree. As we head to Luke's I'm nervous. Luke will be so angry.

Mom and I entered Luke's and when we spotted Luke mom said in a southern voice, "Oh Lukey can Rory, Jess, and I have a word with you?"

"Fine. Make it quick." Luke replied. ,

"Upstairs." Mom told him.

"No." Luke said and then noticed the pleading look in Lorelei's eyes, "Fine. Caesar your in charge." Luke said as he led the way up the stairs. Mom, Jess, and I follow him.

"What is it?' he growls.

"Rory is…" Jess started.

"Pregnant" mom finished.

"WHAT?" Luke shouted.

"Pregnant" I whisper. Luke lunges toward Jess. Who quickly ducks and runs Luke chases Jess around.

"I'll kill you boy. Mark my words. I'll kill you." Luke shouted.

"No!" mom cried.

"What?" Luke growled angrily.

"Before you kill him, I need to ask Rory something." Mom said.

"Fine" Luke mumbled.

"Did he force himself on you?" mom asked me.

"No. We both agreed." I said and Luke went back to killing Jess.

"Luke stop! You can't do anything to him. Rory and him have equal amounts of blame" mom said before she left the room crying.

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Sorry I haven't updated in a while. My next update will be very soon. I promise. Next chapter Lane, Paris, and the grandparents find out. Please more reviews!