Something So Simple
You Dug Me A Grave
Note- I don't own Gilmore Girls or the characters. This chapter is devoted to telling the Grandparents basically. Thanks for the Reviews. More, More Please!
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Jess-
When Rory got back from school Lorelei said, "Guess where we're going?"
"Where?" Rory asked.
"The Gilmore's of Hartford, who else?" Lorelei replied.
"No." Rory whispered.
"Yup" Lorelei replied, "Oh and by the way guys you got to be fancy we're out of here by six no exceptions." With that they left.
Luke and I spent a while getting ready when Lorelei came we had to change like five times until we were approved. We had just been approved when I asked, " What should I expect from the grandparents?"
"Oh nothing less than murder." Lorelei answers.
"No seriously." I pressure.
"I am for once in my life serious," Lorelei replied then added, "Rory will be the only one to come out alive"
"Not True" Rory argues.
"So true" Lorelei sighs, "I'll be dead because I've already had a teen pregnancy and Jess will be dead because he did this to you"
"Hey it takes two to tango," I snapped.
"I know Jess, but in Emily and Richard's world Rory can do no wrong." Lorelei answers.
"How is Luke dead?" Rory asked.
"He'll be more dead than any of us…" Lorelei started.
"Lorelei once someone's dead another person can't be more dead. Everyone's equally dead" Luke interrupted.
"Like I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted…" Lorelei stated.
"Sorry" Luke apologized.
"Again, I swear…"
"Lorelei just continue." Luke said aggravated.
"Alright. Luke will be dead because he brought Jess here" Lorelei finished.
"Hey…I didn't bring Jess here to get Rory impregnated." Luke snaps.
"I know Luke, but none of that matters to Emily and Richard…and impregnated?" Lorelei laughed.
"So what do you think, do you want out?" Rory asked me.
"Nope. Never" I replied and kissed her.
Rory-
All right. I'll admit it. That was the sweetest non-sentence Jess has ever said. And that was a really great thing to add to my day, which had been good so far. Although I didn't expect it to be for too much longer.
"We're here." I announce.
"Say goodbye to me my daughter" mom calls out.
"Goodbye to me my daughter." I reply as grandma opens the door.
"Girl's," Grandma says happily and the when she sees Luke and Jess she adds shocked and angrily "Boys"
"I told you they were coming mom." mom tells Grandma.
"I know you did" Grandma says still a little disbelieving.
"Great Place you have here." Luke says.
"Oh Thank-you Luke" Grandma says and then turns her attention to me, "So Rory, I talked to Joanna Geller today"
"Who and why does Rory care" mom asks confused.
"Paris's mom." I say knowing I dodged two bullets with one answer.
"Oh that bitch! Remember when Paris ran away from home because her mother wouldn't let her eat cause she was to fat, which is not true. I don't think I've ever seen Paris eat that much except maybe when you confessed your crush on Jess to her. Oh and when Paris applied to Colombia just to annoy her mother, classic!" mom rambled.
"Joanna Geller is not a bitch." Grandma argues.
"Paris says she is." Mom retaliates.
"Who are you going to believe me or Paris?" Grandma asks.
"Paris" mom states simply
"Fine." Grandma replies and then turns her attention to me, "So can I assume that Paris is a friend of yours:"
"She's actually one of my best friends." I reply simply.
"How is Paris?" Grandma asks interested.
"Good. Paris is Paris. She's stressed about school." I reply.
"Hello Emily," Grandpa comes out and kiss Grandma on the cheek, "And Rory, Lorelei, Luke, and who's the young man."
"Jess. Jess Mairiano," Jess replies and shakes Grandpa's hand.
"I told you about him, remember?" Grandma says to Grandpa.
"Of course I do!" Grandpa replied to Emily and then turned his attention to Jess, "What are you interested in besides my granddaughter, of course?"
"Anything to do with literature." Jess said.
"You read?" Grandpa asks.
"Yup." Jess replies.
"What?"
"Loads. My favorites though are Howl, Oliver Twist, Moby Dick, War and Peace, and anything Ernest Hemingway."
"Better than the last." Grandpa thinks and then says, "I approve"
Grandma looks like she's going to say something but before she can mom says, "Rory and Jess have something to tell you,"
"Yes?' Grandma asks interested, "Wait hold on before you tell us that tell us where you applied Rory."
"Well Yale with Grandpa as my alumni. Harvard with Paris's dad as my alumni. Princeton with Dad's dad as my alumni. And Brown with no Alumni." I reply.
"Well good" Grandma says, "Now what do you want to tell us?"
I hesitate, "Grandma and Grandpa, I'm pregnant."
Grandma's face went white, "Rory, Jess please leave we'll see both of you next Friday" Grandma says.
"LEAVE! GET OUT!" Grandpa bellows and I start to cry.
"Come on Ror" Jess pulls me out of the room. We go to towards the door to listen to the conversation.
"Lorelei and Luke you will stay." Grandpa tells them.
"Okay you have questions." Mom says calmly.
"Yes. How are you punishing Rory?" Grandma asks.
"I'm not." Mom says.
"Luke, same question?" Grandpa said breaking the awkward silence
"I'm locking him up for three months when he's not at school and absolutely no reading." Luke answered.
"Very well. Luke you're dismissed." Grandma says. Jess cracks up at this. Luke joins us a second later.
"Well Lorelei, kill us." Grandpa says.
"Ah what?" mom asks.
"You already dug our grave so kill us." Grandma said.
