I don't own Naruto or any of the songs mentioned in this story. …Please keep reviewing…enjoy

"Good." Tsunade said. They got to the door and open it.

"Good? How would him-m…?" Iruka stopped talking after seeing that Kakashi had undressed himself down to his boxers and mask (again) and had the song 'Discovery Channel' playing. (If you don't know this song, look it up.) Iruka had a growing blush on his face and put his hand over his face. Tsunade just blinked several times. Iruka and Tsunade backed out of the room and closed the door.

"He looks fine too me," Tsunade said. "But if I were you I'd stay away from him until the meds ware off." Tsunade left chuckling.

Iruka opened the bedroom door again the radio now had 'Hem of You're Garment' in performance. "Kakashi what are you doing now?"

"Trying to express my love for you," Kakashi said getting close to Iruka.

"You know always thinking about porn isn't a good thing."

"Don't reject me just yet I thought you were worried about me earlier. Please just for a little bit?"

"No Kakashi…"

"But I got ready for you and I turned the radio on."

"No."

"Please-" Kakashi stopped in mid sentence doubled over and clutched his side.

"Kakashi do you need more medication? But you shouldn't be in pain you had some just two hours ago."

Kakashi noticed Iruka starting to become suspicious of his secret plot grabbed him and threw him on the bed. He jumped on top of him and started wrestling with him laughing at all the fun they were having. Iruka started laughing too when he noticing Kakashi didn't mean any harm and was just playing. Iruka flipped them so he was on top.

"The great copy ninja has finally lost. IRUKA WINS!"

Kakashi did the same as Iruka so he was on top.

"Hey… no fair."

"Well I am the great copy ninja Hatake Kakashi." Kakashi started to slide one hand down the front of Iruka's pants.

"Hey! No, bad, copy ninja." Iruka shouted trying to push him away.

"Stop it Kakashi!" Iruka yelled stopping Kakashi hand from heading any more south. "What the hell Kakashi!"

"Come on Iruka." He said continuing to try to molest him to try to settle a small part of his horny self.

"I said no!"

"You said no that time we were at that party but we still did it anyway."

"You weren't on the verge of death the other day then!"

"I would barely call that on the verge of death!"

"I don't care, I'm not doing it! You're really getting to be a pain in the ass!"

"Iruka you don't mean that, anyway I know you like this."

"GET OFF ME!" Iruka said with one last push to get him away. Success! Iruka jumped off the bed.

"You're no fun!" Kakashi said pouting and crossing his arms.

"Now look you've gotten yourself all worked up." Iruka said pointing at Kakashi's aroused dick.

"Correction you got me worked up, just seeing you gets me worked up."

"Can you please just try to keep yourself under control!"

"Why do you think I'm uncontrollable?"

"No I think you can control yourself but you're being a child."

"I'll give you child!" Kakashi said getting off the bed, grabbing Iruka by the shirt, and threw him to the wall with strength that seemed to fit for an injured man.

"What else are you going to call me?"

"Bustard!" Iruka said standing up and punching Kakashi in the face. Kakashi quickly recuperated then kicked his stomach forcing him to go flying into the closet door. Iruka jumped off of the ground and kicked him right back but the only difference was Kakashi had a serious wound running from the middle of his stomach to his side. Kakashi yelped and coughed up blood into his mask.

"You have no idea what you're up against." Kakashi shouted holding Iruka's throat and push him to the wall. "I'm Hatake Kakashi! The Legendary Copy Ninja! The Mirror Eye Ninja! Kakashi of The Sharingan! I Know Over 1000 Jutsus! I Became A Genin At The Age of 5, A Chuunin At 6, And A Jounin At 13! I Was An ANBU Captain In My Early Teens! The Forth Hokage Trained Me! I Have Completed 197 D, 189 C, 413 B, 276 A, and 38 S Rank Missions! I…" Kakashi then fell to the floor.

"You really need to work on your bragging skills. But you are sexy as hell pissed!" Iruka rubbed his throat. He had stuck a hypodermic needle full of tranquilizers into his side that he had received from Tsunade in case of an emergency.

Later (again)…

"You really driving me insane with these call to check on Kakashi." Tsunade said sitting on the bed next to unconscious Kakashi.

"I sorry lady Tsunade." Iruka said feeling bad for calling her over for the second time that day.

"You know, you could have him fixed." She said smiling evilly.

"What!" Iruka said wide-eyed.

"It lowers testostrum really easy procedure, snip, snip he's done."

"NOWAY!"

"I could do it."

"HE'S NOT A DOG!"

Tsunade raised an eyebrow then leaned over the sleeping Kakashi and started scratching his stomach, which in response his leg started shaking vigorously.

"A lot of people have that reflex." Iruka said protectively.

"Okay… but I was only half serious about it. Oh and can you get me a bowl of hot water and a cloth." Tsunade said with a twisted smile on her face.

"Yes ma'am." Iruka left the room. Iruka sighed as he walked into the kitchen putting a kettle of water on the stove and got a cloth out of the cabinet. He walked by the picture of Kakashi and himself on their first date. They had gotten in to a photo booth and Iruka had saved it had wanted to frame it to save beloved memories. The first picture on the strip was of Kakashi putting two fingers above Iruka's head. In the second picture Iruka had flatten down Kakashi hair leaving it in his face. The third picture displayed Kakashi holding Iruka in his lap. The last showed that Kakashi had pulled down his mask to give Iruka a kiss on the cheek. That was the first time he had ever shown his face to Iruka. Iruka was woken out of his daydream by the screeching of a teakettle. Wiping a tear from his face he poured the hot water into a bowl and walk to the bedroom. Before reaching the room Iruka noticed a note taped to the door.

Dear Iruka,

Don't worry about Kakashi he's fine and what I did to him is not harming him in anyway. As a medical ninja I have come up with a jutsu to disguise someone without them having to use any chakra or energy. So don't worry. He will eventually change back to normal and this should help you keep him in control. In the mean time don't bother me again. Oh and watch it he bites.

-Tsunade

Iruka slowly opened the door. Kakashi was still sleeping. He was curled up under the covers so only his silver hair was showing. Tsunade was nowhere to be seen. Iruka walked to the bed. Iruka raised a curious hand to the sheets and ripped them down.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Iruka screamed and flew back into the near by bookshelf awakening Kakashi who jumped out of bed landing hard on the ground on all fours. "Oh My God!" Iruka said getting up from the ground staring at an abnormally large dog that resembled a white German Shepard. (I have four url's on my profile of what he looks like). At shoulder height he was three feet tall. His sharingan eye and scar were still there but his mask had ripped off when his snout was extended. He had whitish-silver fur with long thin legs. His snout was long and he was baring his large off white teeth.

'What the hell Iruka.' Kakashi thought but all that came out were very loud low pitch growl. Noticing the familiar sound of a dog coming from his own mouth and that he now could see a white snout protruding from his face. Kakashi sat and stared at the blank wall memorized trying to comprehend.

"Kakashi…" Iruka said stepping toward him. Kakashi barked loudly and snarled causing Iruka to flee from the room to give him a moment to get use to his temporary body. A few minutes later Kakashi walked out of the bedroom still fashioning the bandages around his waist but without the boxers he had somehow escaped from.

"Kakashi are you okay with this now," Iruka said standing from his chair.

Kakashi growl at him.

"Don't be mad at me this was all Tsunade!"

Kakashi made a snorting sound at him.

"Well the way you where acting, you brought this upon yourself!"

Kakashi barked obviously getting mad.

"What? What are you going to do?" Iruka said taunting him.

Kakashi walked to the couch and stood parallel to it.

"No."

Kakashi lifted his hind leg.

"Don't you dare."

Kakashi started to relieve himself on the couch.

"That's it!" Iruka shouted starting to run toward him.

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Sorry to all the people who wanted aggressive Kakashi to be behind door number one but I had to put him behind door number two… ' oh and behind door number three was a shocker. I was having sort of a creativity block but then looked at what Iruka said and thought it would be fun…. Sorry if you liked it more serious but wanted to add a little humor in… tell me if I should continue with some light stuff it's still going to have serious moments though.