Surprise Visit
Alexis and Laura laid on the bed flipping through the cable channels listening to AJ's and Petey's conversation. They were all startled when there was a loud pounding at the door.
"Open the goddamn door! This is Tampa Bay Police Department!"
They all looked at each other confused but AJ got up and opened the door. He was surprised when two men jumped on him.
"Budday!" They both yelled.
AJ was breathing deeply as he shoved them both off of him. Before he could even get up he heard Alexis scream.
"Randy! John!" She yelled happily.
She jumped off of the bed and into Randy's arms.
"Hey little sister," Randy said kissing her on the cheek. "How's it going?"
"It's always better when you're around," Alexis said as he put her down.
She wrapped her arms around John and he picked her up.
"Still gorgeous," he said kissing the top of her head.
"Question," Randy said to AJ. "Why are you in Tampa Bay?"
"I've got a question for you," AJ said to him. "Miss me so much you have to stalk me?"
John looked at Randy. "See man, I told you he'd catch on fast."
Randy rolled his eyes. "Actually we have a show here in two days."
"Ah," AJ said motioning towards the table. "Sit."
Randy and John waved at Petey and Laura.
AJ rolled his eyes and introduced everybody to each other.
"And we are just going through Tampa to get to Orlando," AJ said. Then he smiled. "Officers, you never told me what crime I'd committed."
"Banging the animals at night, yeah, that's right, there's a reason for those lights," John said laughing.
Randy slapped his chest. "That's a very serious offence. I don't think that you should laugh at the law."
"What kind of animals?" AJ asked.
"Mostly cows," John said.
"We saw your car stopped at the side of the road so we pulled over at the next gas station and waited until you passed us. Then we followed you here and it turns out to be the same building we're staying in," Randy explained.
AJ looked at Petey. "I tell ya, they're stalking me."
"Sure sounds that way," Petey replied.
"Hey!" Randy yelled laughing. "He needs help from no one to insult us!"
"No one needs help to insult you," Alexis said from the bed.
"Shut up Stripper," Randy said looking at her.
Alexis gave him the finger and then thought. "If you guys are here, where are Trish and Keira?"
Both men shrugged at the same time.
"Keira said something about plotting your murder or something," John said. "Did you forget to give back her hair tie?"
"What?" Alexis asked.
"Females fight about the most messed up stuff," Randy agreed. "You guys got into a fight because one left without the other one."
"You don't just leave without telling your friend," Alexis said.
"You were staying at the hotel the club was in!" Randy and John yelled at the same time.
"Doesn't matter," Alexis said. "So seriously, where are they?"
"They went out," John said.
"Just wait a second!" AJ said raising his hand. He looked at Alexis. "Why the hell is he calling you Stripper?"
Alexis glared at Randy who smiled at her.
"I think he should know," Randy said.
"I think that he should not," Alexis said.
"Oh c'mon, it's a funny story," Randy said laughing. "I'm sure that John and Petey would all love to hear it too."
"I don't think they would," Alexis said threw clenched teeth.
"I think I'll tell them," Randy said putting his beer down.
"Don't you dare," Alexis said.
"Well you see it was in July, I believe that we were in Atlanta and Alexis decided to visit us," Randy started. "AJ was the only one that knew and he had left for a couple seconds. I walked into the room because he doesn't really care if it's not locked."
"I will kill you if you continue," Alexis said getting edgy.
"So I was in the room but it was dark," Randy continued smiled at Alexis, "and then all of a sudden this object is thrown at me. I picked it up and it was soft and lacey." A smile spread across all other three men's faces. "Then I realized that it was a bra. I turned on the light and Lexi screamed as loud as she could and she ran to the bathroom."
AJ looked at Alexis and tried as hard as he could not to laugh but eventually it came out and then everybody else started. Alexis got embarrassed and was about to walk away when AJ grabbed her wrist.
"It's okay," he said kissing her hand and pulling her back onto his lap. "Okay assholes shut the fuck up."
Slowly the other three contained themselves.
AJ continued to kiss Alexis' shoulder, caress her arm and whisper things into her ear.
When the other three calmed down AJ looked at Randy and smiled.
"What?" Randy asked getting self-conscious. AJ just continued to smile at him. "What?"
"You ever find those pictures?" AJ asked.
"You have them don't you you little prick?" Randy asked.
"Maybe, maybe not," AJ replied drinking his beer.
"Where are they?" Randy asked.
"Don't worry, we took care of them," John said laughing.
"Who has them?" Randy asked.
"What pictures?" Alexis asked AJ and John.
"Where was that Randy? Dallas?" AJ asked laughing.
"No, that would've been in Las Vegas," John said. "Because him and Trish broke up for the night."
"Ah right," AJ said. "So we went to go and make sure that Randy hadn't done anything stupid and if he had we were gonna take pictures."
"Typical males," Laura said laughing.
"Of course," John said laughing.
"So when we go up there we say Randy sleeping and there was another person next to him. At first we thought that he had gotten back together with Trish but then we got closer we could see that the person was trying to get away."
Randy started chugging his beer.
"We got the camera out and when we go closer the other body started to get bigger. It turned out to be a cross dresser."
Petey, Laura and Alexis all burst out laughing.
"Now they both claim that nothing happened," AJ said.
"And we took a whole role of film, it was priceless," John said laughing.
Then there was a knock at the door.
"I got it," Alexis said walking towards the door.
She opened the door to find two women.
"Whoa bitch," Trish said shocked. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"We're in the process of driving across the country so that we can live in Orlando," Alexis said opening the door wider.
"Ah, right," Keira said looking inside the room.
"Come in, come in."
"No! Stay out!" AJ yelled. "Go home!"
"Asshole," Keira said flipping him off. Then she looked at John. "You can't write more on a note than 'Ask Around'?"
Randy and John started to laugh.
"How many have they had?" Trish asked sitting on the edge of a bed.
"John's on his second or third and Randy's on his sixth," Alexis said taking Randy's again and handing it to Trish.
"Only because you keep taking mine and giving it to other people!" Randy said pleading his case.
"He's lying," Alexis said rolling her eyes. "You've really gotta stop that bad habit of his."
"Working on it," Trish said. "He's in shock therapy."
"Trish, be nice to yourself," AJ said. "Taking off your top is not that scary."
Trish punched AJ's arm and AJ was laughing so hard that he almost fell off of the chair.
Alexis laughed and then looked at everyone.
"Oh shit. Okay, Trish, Keira, this is Laura Jarrett and Petey Williams. Laura is my cousin and Petey is her boyfriend whom also works in TNA. Laura and Petey this is Trish Stratus and Keira Langdon. Trish is Randy's girl and Keira belongs to John. They both work in the WWE," Alexis said.
"You hear that," Keira said to John. "I'm yours. You can never leave me."
"I can run faster than you can," John laughed.
"Bite me," Keira said gently pushing his head.
"So who knew that we were down here?" Randy asked.
"Your stalker Melina," Trish said. "We were just innocently asking around and then she said that you guys came in here and there were like ten chicks."
John looked at Petey.
"I'm sorry but you're just not my type," John said patting Petey shoulder.
Petey laughed. "But I can change! Honestly! I can!"
AJ burst out laughing. Then he looked at Petey. "If you're thinking like that then you're gonna get Randy!"
"Shut up!" Randy yelled as he laughed.
"That was fun," Trish said as she helped Randy stand up.
"We are definitely doing that again," Alexis laughed.
"Next time we're in Orlando we'll stop by," Keira said hugging Alexis. Then she looked at Laura. "And I'm getting you drunk just to see how kooky you actually are."
"If you're paying for the drinks I'll waste myself," Laura said to her.
"Alrighty then," John said sitting down on the bed. "I'm tired."
"Sweetie," Keira said taking him by the hand, "this isn't our room. We have to go upstairs."
"I don't wanna go upstairs," John said starting to take his shirt off.
"Well I'm sure that AJ, Lexi, Petey and Laura don't want to see you naked," Keira said laughing.
"He sleeps naked?" Randy asked disgusted. "I'm not walking in without knocking anymore."
Keira burst out laughing.
"C'mon John!" She yelled pulling his hand.
"But it's such a long way," John said.
"That's why there's an elevator," Keira said looking at Alexis and rolling her eyes. "It goes up and down for you."
"But how does it know where to go?" John asked.
The smile left Keira's face.
"Are you fucking serious?" She asked almost in disbelief. "Get your ass off of the bed and get into the elevator!"
"Okay," he said standing up. Then he held her shoulders. "Calm down."
When she tried to stay something he put his finger on her lips and shushed her.
She roughly shoved him out the door.
"Bye!" She shouted over her shoulder.
"Bye," Keira and Alexis said as they shut the door.
"They're crazy," Laura said looking at Alexis.
"You get used to them," Alexis said looking at the two men still left in the room. "I guess we're supposed to help them out."
Laura laughed at the two men that had passed out. AJ was passed out on the bed and Petey was still sitting up in the chair. Randy and John had passed out too while the girls stayed up and chatted.
"Want any help with him?" Alexis asked.
"No, it's alright," Laura said helping Petey over to their bed.
"Why they must drink until they pass out is beyond me," Alexis said undoing AJ's belt. "I'm going to have to become a pro at this."
"Do it often?" Laura asked.
"Oh yeah," Alexis laughed. "We trade off nights though. Sometimes I take care of him and other nights he takes care of me. But I'd rather just undress him then hold my hair back while I puke."
"Lovely," Laura laughed as she began to undress Petey.
"Well it's not like there's a nicer word," Alexis said taking AJ's shirt off. "There's vomit, heave, gag, throw up, regurgitate."
"I don't think that regurgitate falls into the same category," Laura said.
Alexis thought and then shrugged.
"Who knows?"
"Laura," Alexis hissed from her bed.
"Yeah?" Laura replied still fully awake.
"Wanna sing a song?" Alexis asked.
"Sing a song?" Laura asked. "Like in all seriousness?"
"Yeah," Alexis said happily.
"Shut up," AJ moaned from the other side of the bed.
"You shut up," Alexis said playfully shoving him. He shoved her back. "Hey! I could report you for spousal abuse."
"Yeah, if you were my wife," AJ said rolling onto his side and falling back asleep.
Alexis laid back down and felt her eyes fill with tears.
