Day starts. Bird make noises. Winds blows. Handmaid do washing clothe. Strategist plan. Peasant go pee pee. General play blasketnall. He suck because he miss. Guan Puing sigh. He sad because Xing Cai noe love him. He wants true love, where is one? Diao Chan walk by wearing little two nothing. Guan Ping sigh. She slap him for no reasons at al. Hecry. Guan Yu say WTF. Diao Chab makes love to him anywa. Wei Yan walksed by and say…ew… Diao Chan rapes hhim to. Guan Ping cry twiced. Diao Chan then go bye byed. Liu Bei walk over and say why you cry dummy. Guan Ping say he no have love. Liu Bei laughs. Guan Ping say why you laugh uncles Lui. He say Guan Ping pathetic since he no have love, but LiBei have many wifes and he so happy. Guan Pin cry so hard he pee himselves. Liu Bei say that is gross and leaveed. Guan ping cry hemself sleeping.

Nex day. Bird no make noise some reason. Maybe he tired stil. Oh well. Anyway Guan Ping no have love still. He must be gay or somethin. We not no why he cant get love. But anywyz. Guan ping go to market to buy apple. He get ther and see hawt girl. Girl say he suck and throw orange at him. Guan Ping sad. Girl run off wtih thug, Thuge say HooYeah! Fat thug comes buy and shakes his butt. Guan Pngi vomti on magistrate. Gay bunny boy yells at him and say he no ugly. Guan Pingy say he sorry but magistrate get period and kick him in the face,. They all yell at him the go ezaway. Guan pIng lefted alone to cry in his patheticnesss. Red Hare laughs at nim. Lu Bu run around swing weapon sying Guan Ping is a girlyman. Guan Pings sad and ask L pu if he loves. Lu Bus laugh so hard he almos cry, but he not becauz he not wuss like guan Ping. Guna pingo frowns and asks him to helip him, Lu Bu say guun pang is too much crappy to hel. Red hair laughs and makes pei, horsey then come tgo hare of red and make love. Guan ping cries because eveb horsey gets kove! WHERE IS HIS LUV!

Guan Pang run of to Switeryland but get frosty butt and go tu mongoleea. Mulan sigh and see gubna ping. Mooshuu say wow, he gots big hair. Mulan droolz after guna ping. The fat guy from Muland movie say he want eat him mulan slapois him then say he marri guna ping. Fat guy say he no gay and make love to short fat guy in Mulan movie. Mulan askiy guan ping if he wants marri here. He say haW2U62GA and then say yesh. Mulan get happy. Guan pig so happy he kill zebry. Mulan kissyi kiss guhnap ing and then go house to kora. He go wit her and they getted mary. Priest kill hinsefl after deeeremony. Theys nw margies, and gets babies with men. They havd lyke… 21 kidy. Pony gest pony baby, Guan yu not reyliz pino lef and lifee goez son in Chen a lke notin hapen. Gan ning eask guan yui to marry him He sazs WUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… then they married. Zhang luao asks yu to marry him toos. He say why nut and theys murrid tu. They gos kids lik sou and yiang. Then Zhuge and Yuee run off cause China goin insanity, but they turn into zombee molkeys. Dong zhou dies nosebleed. Lu Ri cray ann killl empreor hay. Emperes hey say kewl. Thezn geot mary and hd babz namm Lo He Joonatll Bobby. Klrirka fonds nene and they love each oher t. Dog Funni make love to Sketer.

THE NEDM!