We're Wizards, Not Warriors
Chapter 13: Once Upon a Family Time
(Lemon Warning)
A few weeks have passed and a lot has happened for the Skywalker Family...
Luz was now somewhat friends with Amity after she saved her from getting in trouble at the library
Sam's powers allowed him to see that Luz and Amity were slowly beginning to grow closer together.
In more ways than one.
He could still remember showing Luz on the purple scroll, the video of Cobi's speech at his trial…. She was shocked beyond belief at his speech.
Luz did notice that even though Cobi was wrong in bombing the school…. He was right about the Emperor's Coven…. The Emperor's methods and goals were truly that of a man who could not be redeemed.
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Right now, Luz and Eda, along with her family, had a very fun adventure today.
Eda challenged everyone into a dare in which they would swap bodies for a day…. And the one who would admit that that person's life was hard, would have to clean Hooty.
Luz took Eda's body.
Eda took King's.
King took Luz's.
Anakin took Prime's body.
Prime took Anakin's body.
Kane took Ahsoka's body.
Ahsoka took Kane's body.
Luke took Leia's body.
Leia took Luke's body.
Hordak took Sam's body, and Sam took his, which was a really fun experience for the both of them.
Marek took Galen's body.
Galen took Marek's body.
Padme took Beru's body.
Beru took Padme's body.
At first it was fun for the family…. Until things went awry. Like Lilith chasing after Luz while she was Eda. Eda being pampered to near explosive results while they were King.
King got into trouble with Boscha and her friends while he was Luz.
Galen flirted with every girl they knew while he was Marek.
Marek, in turn, did the same, but with every boy they knew.
Luke made the mistake of challenging a group of boys to a race…. While Leia was wearing heels!
And Leia made the mistake of angering a herd of animals while Luke was barefoot.
Kane in Ahsoka's body made the mistake of attempting to become friends with one of his ex's. This left a huge red hand print on Ahsoka's face.
Meanwhile, Ahsoka did something worse in his body.
Ahsoka had known that Kane could detach any part of his body…. So she ended up spending the whole day trying to get his foot out of a tree.
Anakin in Prime's body…. He simply got stuck in a revolving door that Eda had stashed away…. Keep in mind, these don't exist in the Boiling Isles!
But Prime in Anakin's body…. He kept getting chased by Coven Scouts.
Beru in Padme's body made the mistake of entering a Baker's coven contest…. Despite not knowing how to bake that well.
Padme in Beru's body ended up getting in trouble for…. LITTERING.
And as for Sam in Hordak's body he…. Actually, he and Hordak in his body simply stayed inside, since they knew shit was gonna hit the fan faster than a baseball entering Earth's atmosphere.
But now we cut to the present where everyone is together as Eda performs the spell to switch them all back into their bodies.
"BODY SWAP!"
There was a bright yellow glow and soon everyone was back in their regular bodies.
Ahsoka said, "oh, I am so thankful that I'm not gonna fall apart again!"
"Hordak! Sam", Prime said as he hugged his husbands.
Sam said, "did anyone besides us actually have an uneventful experience with all of this?"
Everyone raised their hands.
"Sister. Time and again I've offered you my help, yet you foolishly run back to your worthless life. I'm tired of trying, Edalyn. Your days of running are over", Lilith shouted as she glared at Eda.
"Thanks Luz", Eda said to Luz.
"Sorry", Luz said as she hung her head down.
"Don't worry, I got this", Anakin said with a smirk as he took out his staff.
He swung it around before yelling, "BODY SWAP!"
The spell hit Lilith and her scouts!
The light then cleared and we could then hear barking.
"Anakin Skywalker!"
Lilith had swapped bodies with the dog.
"You rotten Jedi! Switch me back", Lilith shouted as she then barked.
Anakin said, "yeah…. No…."
Eda grabbed a bottle and threw it to the ground before yelling, "SCATTER!"
Everyone got on their staffs and flew off.
"Phew, that was a close call", Galen said.
"I'm glad Aiden wasn't here to see this", Sam said.
Hordak said, "speaking of which, where is he?"
Prime said, "he's at Leon and Barriss' house."
Luz asked as they approached the Owl House, "hey, who is going to clean Hooty?"
"Hi guys! It's time for someone to clean me", Hooty said with a smile on his face.
"Maybe if we all work together we could...", Luz said.
"Not it", Everyone said.
Luz started shouting, "GAH! Hijo de una perra! ¡No puedo creer que hicieras eso! y probablemente no puedas entender lo que estoy diciendo? ¡¿Vos si?! ¡Puedo decir cualquier cosa! ¡El queso es viejo y mohoso! ¿Dónde está el baño? ¡Dios! ¡Esto es un montón de tonterías!"
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Later...
Sam and his family were heading into the Jedi Temple.
Ahsoka asked, "I wonder what the Jedi council wants to speak with us?"
Sam said, "I dunno, but Master Yoda made it sound very urgent."
"I hope it's nothing too grave or bad", Galen said.
"Let's hope", Aiden said.
"Well, here we are", Prime said.
As the group walked inside, Windu said, "welcome. Thank you all for coming to see us."
Sam asked in a worried tone, "what's wrong?"
"Sam…. He knows….", Anakin said with fear in his voice.
Sam asked, "he? He, who? Who knows what?"
Shaak Ti was the one to break the information to Sam.
"Belos knows of your connection to him."
Sam felt the whole world stop…. Belos…. His real father…. Now knew who he was…. Sam almost fainted if it weren't for Hordak and Prime holding him up.
Sam said, "h-h-how? How does he know!?"
"Look on the Crystal Vision", Aayla said.
Sam and his family turned to look at the Crystal vision.
"Perry Porter here…. And some shocking news has come forward from the Emperor himself", Perry said in a shocked tone.
Belos was then shown on the screen.
He said, "I am overjoyed to announce that I have discovered the identity of my long lost son. It turns out that the man known as Samuel Skywalker is my own flesh and blood! And I am begging, if he is watching, to consider joining me, his worried father, as part of the Emperor's Coven!"
Sam snarled in anger at seeing Belos attempting to look worried.
"I can't believe that monster", Luminara snarled in anger.
Belos said, "if anyone sees the Scarlet Wizard, let him know my home is welcomed to him!"
Aayla yelled, "oh, choke on your own-"
"Aayla", Shaak Ti interrupted.
Aayla said, "what? I was gonna say helmet!"
Shaak Ti replied, "oh, that's okay then."
"Besides, we know we can't curse in front of the kids", Kit Fisto said.
"Looks like deer-head has more things to say", Padme said with a glare.
Belos continued with, "and anyone who is able to find my beloved son and bring him to me, will be well compensated for their efforts."
"I will never join you, Belos", Sam shouted in anger.
A reporter asked, "but my lord…. What happened? How come no one in the isles knew about your son?"
Obi Wan silently counted down from three to one and pointed at the crystal.
Belos said, "the diabolical Jedi abducted my boy when he was but an infant."
"Always attempting to find a way to blame the Jedi", Anakin snarled in anger.
"But what happened to the boy's mother?"
Sam glared at the crystal and said, "go ahead you monster. Tell them how she died. Or at least, your version of it!"
Belos took a deep breath.
"She died protecting my son", Belos said.
Hordak said, "well, it looks like a lying snake can tell the truth at least once in their life."
"My lord, are you sure the Jedi kidnapped your son? From what we have seen…. The Jedi only want to help people", One reporter said.
Belos said, "that's just what they want you to think. If people put their faith in the Jedi, the Boiling Isles will allow a hostile takeover!So please…. I beg you all..."
"Oh great…. He's so good at faking his sadness", Galen said with a roll of his eyes.
"He's a very good actor", Sam said in anger.
"Stop the Jedi! Bring my son to me, so he can receive my embrace, and bring the Boiling Isles to an even greater age!"
"And I think we've had enough", Obi Wan said as he turned off the Crystal Vision.
Marek asked, worried, "so now what are we going to do?"
Ahsoka asked, worried for her dad, "how are we going to protect dad from Belos?"
Sam said, "well, I've been developing a new disguise for me to wear when I go out, so I can easily get past the Emperor's Coven."
"That's good news", Galen said.
"But please be careful, Sam", Anakin said as he went over to his son.
Sam nodded at his father. He knew he would have to be more careful from now on.
"But now I'm pretty sure Lilith and the other coven scouts will be after you Sam", Hordak said worried for his husband.
Sam smirked and said, "even if they could get me, I have my family by my side."
Prime and Hordak hugged their husband close to them.
Their kids soon joined in on the hug.
It was a very touching sight, to say the least.
Now the Jedi and the Rogue Coven will be on the alert if they hear any plans of Belos that involve him attempting to kidnap Sam…. And Sam would do everything to make sure he didn't lose his family.
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The next day...
Sam decided to take his family to the Knee.
"It's so cold up here", Ahsoka said as she hugged herself.
Sam said, "here's a tip to keep warm: focus your magic or the force into your stomach, and you'll feel warmer."
Aiden asked, "why are we here, Dad?"
"To give a little backstory on this place", Sam said as he and his family made it to part of the Knee.
"Look at these ruins", Padme said in awe.
"This place used to be…. Where the Jedi would get their Kyber crystals", Sam said with a sad look on his face.
The group noticed Sam's sad expression, as well as the various footprints and ruins around them.
Marek asked, "what happened here Dad?"
Sam replied with a single word.
Or rather, name.
"Belos."
They all looked at Sam as he began to say, "there was a temple here…. But right after Order 66 was enacted…. The Clones stormed the temple…. They couldn't control themselves…. Couldn't stop themselves from destroying pretty much everything in sight."
Galen asked, "what happened to the Crystals?"
Sam replied, "either crushed into dust, or buried within the ruins."
"Belos really did want the Isles to forget about the Jedi", Prime said in anger.
"There were rumors that Belos…. Did take a few of the Kyber Crystals", Hordak said in thought.
Sam said, "that's all he's ever done. Take what he wants, whenever he wants it."
Prime and Hordak went over to Sam and hugged him.
"We promise with our lives Sam…. We will protect you from Belos", Hordak said to his husband.
Sam smiled and said, "I know you will…. As I will protect you."
Hordak and Prime smiled as they hugged their husband close to them.
"And we also must protect our children at all costs from Belos…. He cannot find out about them", Sam said in a worried tone.
His husbands nodded in agreement. Belos couldn't get his hand on the kids.
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Some time later.
Sam and his husbands were alone in the house.
Their kids had gone to visit their grandfather.
The 3 were watching a movie on the Crystal Vision.
Sam felt content as he sat in-between his husbands.
Like nothing could bother him while he was with them.
Hordak asked, "are you two feeling bored?"
Sam said, "no, I feel perfectly fine right here."
Halfway through the movie…. Sam could feel Hordak slip his hand underneath his pants and boxers.
Sam smirked and said, "you can't keep yourself away from me, can ya?"
"Never, my little Imp", Hordak said with a smile.
Prime asked with a grin on his face, "let's take this to our room, shall we?"
Sam smirked and said, "why don't I take the lead tonight?"
Sam smirked as he grabbed his husbands hands and led them upstairs to their room.
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Warning!
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Lemon starts here!
Sam slowly took off his clothes and he laid on the bed with his legs crossed.
Sam asked, "well?"
Hordak and Prime took off their clothes and they sat beside Sam.
Hordak asked, "what are you planning little imp?"
Sam asked with a seductive smile on his face "I was thinking…. What if tonight…. All three of us…. Have their stomachs bloated and full of Cum?"
Hordak and Prime's faces were filled with lust.
"But first….", Sam said with a smirk.
Hordak and Prime stared at Sam.
"Before you two can make love to me…. I want you two…. To make love to each other first….", Sam smirked.
Prime and Hordak glanced at one another before pouncing on one another, stripping one another of their clothes as they made out.
Sam smirked as he saw his husbands making out.
He thought, 'that's right. Pleasure one another.'
Hordak then went down on Prime and started to suck his cock.
"Oh! Oh! That feels so good", Prime moaned in pleasure.
Prime moaned as he continued sucking, only enhancing the pleasure!
Prime then soon came and Hordak drank all his cum.
Hordak then got on all fours…. And Prime thrusted into Hordak.
Sam smiled seductively as he saw his husbands pleasure one another…. And he was eager to join in once they pumped each other full.
"Also I was thinking….", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Hordak groaned as he felt Prime thrust even faster into him, "what…. Are you thinking…. My little…. Imp?"
"Since we always…. Have sex on the bed…. Let's try having sex…. In other places in this room….", Sam smirked seductively.
As Prime kept thrusting, he asked, "and what places did you have in mind?"
Sam smirked before he snapped his fingers, and his husbands continued their copulation in midair.
Soon Prime felt himself cum into Hordak and Hordak moaned in pleasure.
Sam then let his husbands down and he stood up.
Prime asked, "what are you planning, little Imp?"
Sam then planted himself against the wall as he stood up.
"I want you…. To fuck me, Prime…. While Hordak fucks you…. From behind….", Sam said as he turned his head around and smirked.
Prime gave a wide smile before he dashed forward and slipped his cock into Sam, while Hordak did the same to him!
The 3 men moaned as they started to pleasure each other.
Sam moaned as he felt Prime stroke his cock as he was thrusting into him.
Tonight was already shaping up to be one of their best nights ever.
"Oh! You're so tight", Hordak moaned as he thrusted into Prime even harder.
Prime moaned, "what did you expect? I have my cock in our love, and yours in me! It feels too good!"
At hearing this Sam clenched even harder around Prime's cock as his nails scratched the wall.
Sam began moaning like a wild beast!
Prime grunted as he started to pound even harder into Sam, "do you like that little imp? Do you like it when I thrust my cock into your ass like that?"
Sam could only moan and nod from the constant pleasure.
Then the 3 men could feel their climaxes coming.
Sam's tongue was hanging out from his mouth.
"I can feel it", Sam moaned as he clenched even harder around Prime's cock.
Prime, in turn, clenched tightly around Hordak's cock, moaning, "I'm nearly there!"
"Oh god", Hordak moaned as he cummed into Prime's ass.
This managed to make Prime cum into Sam's ass, and Sam came in Prime's hand because of that.
The 3 men then moaned in pleasure.
Hordak asked, "what's next?"
"I want…. You two….", Sam moaned.
Hordak asked, "to what?"
"To pleasure each other again….", Sam said with a seductive smile on his face.
Prime smirked before he pounced upon Hordak.
Sam then sat down on the floor as he started to stroke his own cock.
Prime and Hordak then started to make out as they wrapped their arms around each other.
Their cocks began to rub up against each other as Sam bit his lip at the sight.
Sam stroked himself even faster.
'I'm going to ride you Hordak", Prime said with a lustful look on his face.
Hordak jumped back first into the bed and said, "ride me until my dick exploded in you like a volcano."
Prime then climbed on top of Hordak and slowly lowered himself down onto Hordak's cock.
Sam then stood up and walked over to sit on the bed as he kept stroking himself.
It was a highly erotic sight, to say the least, seeing the men he loved pleasuring each other for his amusement.
Sam could feel the bed shaking.
"I can feel it so deep inside me", Prime moaned as he clenched around Hordak's cock.
Hordak moaned out, "that's what you do to me!"
Prime kept riding Hordak as the two were moaning in pleasure.
Sam kept stroking at the sight.
Soon the two men felt their climaxes coming.
"I'm going…. To cum", Prime moaned.
Hordak yelled, "oh God! Me too!"
Sam too felt his climax coming…. He came hard in his hand at the exact same moment as his lovers came.
Hordak and Prime's stomach were a little bloated…. But not that much.
"We're going to spend the entire night…. Filling each other with cum", Sam said with a smirk on his face.
"But before we can do that again….", Prime said.
Prime then picked up Sam and placed him on his lap.
"We'd like to fill you first with cum…. As our stomachs will be too bloated to fill you little imp", Prime said with a lust filled look on his face.
Sam smiled as performed the spell.
Hordak then saw the vagina….
And he lost all sense as he dashed forward and plunged into the hot, wet, silken depths of Sam's transformed pussy, and caused a chain reaction of pushing Sam onto Prime's throbbing cock.
Luckily, Sam remembered a protection spell this time, so they could pump them full without worrying about pregnancy this time.
The 3 husbands moaned as they made love to each other.
The bed was shaking from their lovemaking.
Moans echoed throughout the entire room.
"I can't wait…. For us…. To pump each other…. Full….", Sam moaned as he was pressed in between his husbands.
Hordak and Prime both had their tongues hanging out as they thrusted into their husband.
Hordak asked as he thrusted even harder into Sam, "do you have any…. Other places…. You want us…. To make love to…. You…. Little imp?"
Sam listed off, "the bathroom. The living room. The kitchen. The attic! God! The roof!"
"And since…. Our children…. Won't come back…. Until tomorrow…. We have all night to do this….", Prime grunted as his hips slapped against Sam's skin.
Sam grunted out a feral, "FUCK YEAH!"
At hearing this, Hordak and Prime then cummed into Sam.
Sam could only moan as he felt his husbands cum start to fill him.
Prime asked as he cupped Sam's cheek, "where should we continue our lovemaking next?"
Sam smirked and snapped his fingers, suddenly transporting them into the kitchen.
Hordak and Prime stared at Sam lustfully.
Prime looked around for a spot in the kitchen…. And he saw the kitchen sink, and got an idea.
Hordak said, "lean over the sink while I pump into you, and Prime pumps into me."
Sam smiled as he walked over to the sink and leaned over.
Hordak got behind Sam and pushed his cock into Sam's pussy as Prime pushed his throbbing dick into Hordak's asshole.
"After we're done in the kitchen…. We better make sure…. We clean up well….", Sam grunted as he felt Hordak's cock hit his g spot.
Hordak smirked and said, "oh course, my love."
The sound of skin slapping against each other…. Could be heard throughout the house…. And it was nothing compared to the moaning and groaning the three lovers made as they fucked each other's brains out.
"OH! Fuck! I'm going to cum", Sam moaned as he clenched tightly around Hordak's cock.
This pushed Hordak, and by extension, Prime, over the edge as well!
The 3 lovers then came at the same time.
Prime asked with a grin, "so…. The living room is next?"
Sam and Hordak grinned as well.
We then see various moments of the 3 husbands making love to each other in different places of the house…. The living room, the dining room, the laundry room, the attic, the roof, the upstairs closet, the downstairs closet, the guest room, you name it, they pleasured each other in it.
For their last round...they were back in their bedroom.
Sam moaned as he felt his two husbands thrusting into him.
Sam could feel the cum in his stomach moving as he looked down to see his bloated stomach…. But he wasn't the only one with a bloated stomach…. Hordak and Prime both looked pregnant with their matching bloated stomachs pressing up against Sam's.
Hordak groaned as he kept thrusting into Sam, "so this what…. You felt like…. Whenever we filled you…. With our cum…. Little Imp?".
Sam moaned out, "yesssss. Everyyyyyy. Tiiiiiiime", as he felt his mind turning into pure pleasure filled mush.
The 3 men let out their final orgasm.
Sam and his husbands then laid on the bed.
"This night was…. Amazing….", Sam moaned as he rubbed his bloated stomach.
Hordak said, "truly amazing", as he covered his puckered hole, so it wouldn't let any cum flow out yet.
Prime did the same and covered his hole.
"And it's a good thing we cleaned up…. The places where we made love to each other", Prime said.
The other two nodded as Hordak pulled the covers over the three of them.
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Lemon ends here!
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