We're Wizards, Not Warriors

Chapter 23: Past and Present

(Lemon warning)

Flashback.

Open in the middle of a mystical forest, during a boiling rainstorm. A small, furry creature peeks out from a log when, then hides back in when two hooded strangers run past. This stranger runs into a ruined building to seek shelter from the boiling rain and pull their hood down, revealing themself to be a younger Eda, with shorter ginger hair. She looks at her cape, annoyed that the rain had burnt holes in it.

Anakin is also annoyed to find out that his cape had burnt holes in it as well.

"Let's go inside", Anakin said to his wife.

As they start to walk further in, unbeknownst to them, a pair of glowing yellow eyes appear from a crevice within a pile of fallen rocks.

Eda and Anakin wanders further into the ruins, past a cluster of stacked rock formations, when a shadowy figure runs past in the foreground, startling Eda and Anakin.

Eda shouted, brandishing her staff, "who's there!?"

"Reveal yourself", Anakin shouted brandishing his lightsaber.

They heard something scurry behind them, and when they turned with their weapons held high…. They had to look down to see what stood before them.

Or rather, was trying to stand before them.

More like sitting.

It was a small creature with a skull for a head, and grey fur with a stubby looking tail.

It was King! As a wittle baby demon!

"Oh my...", Eda said in awe.

"God…. That is the most adorable thing I have ever seen in my life", Anakin said in awe.

The baby King tilts his head, and Eda lowers her staff and Anakin deactivates his saber. King then picks up a crescent-shaped rock and puts it on top of an incomplete figure.

Eda asked, "are you the one who built all of these?"

Anakin said, "God, imagine Padme's reaction to this little guy…."

That's when they noticed the cute demon looking at something behind them….

The two look up and see the monster towering over them, brandishing its axe-hand. Young Eda grabs King and bolts, barely avoiding the axe swing.

"Let's go", Anakin shouted.

Anakin uses the force to send some rocks crashing down behind them in order to cover their escape!

Anakin and Eda get on their staffs and fly off.

Approaching its magical boundary, the monster fashions its limbs into a bow-and-arrow and fires at them. The stone arrow hits King, breaking off his left horn and rendering him unconscious.

Eda gave a vulgar gesture as she and Anakin dodged the attacks and got far enough away to be safe from the monster.

Eda picked up King's left horn.

"Let's take him home", Eda said.

Anakin nodded as they raced their staffs off back to their shared home.

They had a feeling their family would have quite the reaction to their new guest….

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At the Owl House.

When Anakin and Eda got back home with their new guest…. The kids squealed in joy as they saw the adorable baby King.

Especially as he waddled around the house like a newborn.

Eda and Anakin look on as Baby King stacking piles of household objects, similar to the rocks in his castle.

"Ah, look at you. A King amongst his subjects", Eda said with a grin on her face.

Baby King looked happy upon hearing that word.

" King…. King", Baby King squealed but he fell down.

Anakin whispered, "he must think he's some sorta king of demons…."

"Yeah, that's right. A king. You know what else kings do? They command armies and eat delicious feasts", Eda said as she sat down beside Baby King.

Baby King claps and makes happy noises.

Anakin made gestures with his hands as he said, "and a great king knows to help others first, and himself second, so his rule may stay mighty and strong!"

.

"And that's how you got the idea you were some despotic overlord", Eda's said over the flashback.

….

Present.

It turns out to be a flashback being told by Anakin and Eda who came to rescue their family and friends.

King had taken them to the island where Eda and Anakin found him.

Now Eda and Anakin told King the truth about who he is.

"Oh, but you were finally happy. So we kept playing along with it", Anakin said.

"Y-You're lying", King said in disbelief.

"We're not", Eda said as she takes something out of her hair, revealing it to be the broken piece of King's horn. King is shocked and curious about this, and he slowly takes it from Eda's hand. He gasps, and he starts to get flashes of his forgotten moments of his life flashing before him.

King said, "I…. I remember…. What happened…. Before you found me…."

Anakin asked, "what? What happened?"

And this brought the group into another flashback….

….

"I remember a deep roar."

We see an unborn King growing inside his egg. A demonic roar is heard from outside the shell.

"Then something happened."

The egg shakes from an explosion. The unborn King reacts to the sound.

"But I was too small to do anything. So, I went back to sleep."

We then fade into a more developed King inside the egg.

"And the next time I woke up….",

The eggshell starts to crack, and a slit of light shines through. King reacts to the light and reaches for it. We see the secret room, where King emerges from his egg and tumbles down the steps of the pedestal.

The newborn King opens his eyes for the first time and sees the castle's mysterious symbol on the skylight.

King pulls himself across the room until he reaches the door. It magically reacts to his touch and opens, revealing the monster behind it. The two look at each other. The monster picks up King, cradles him and walks to the shaft.

It dives down the hole with King in its arms, and King reaches for the light from the top as it disappears from view.

….

King came out of his flashback, saying, "the next thing I knew, I was being kept by that monster. Almost like a pet. Building those small towers over and over again to entertain myself. And then…. You two showed up…."

"King", Luz said softly.

"That roar. It meant 'son.' I don't know how I know that, but I do. Someone called me their son. Luz, I think it was my dad", King said as he realized something.

"Maybe that was him on all those wall carvings", Luke said in thought.

The monster breaks the door down and prepares to strike with his axe-hand. As Luz cowers in fear, King defiantly runs up to it and raises his paw.

"Stop", King shouted.

The monster suddenly pauses, and it bows to him in respect.

'That thing was defending King from us this whole time? Huh. Alright', Eda said in thought.

Anakin whispered, "well that's something you don't see everyday."

Luz whispered back, "no it ain't."

"Maybe you weren't exactly the King of Demons, but….", Kane said to King.

"I was important to someone", King said, tearing up, "if…. If he's out there, I want to find him. I'm not that old! It could be possible! Would you help me?"

The others all nodded as Luz said, "of course we would help you. You mean so much to us. All of us.. everyone here would go to the land of the dead and back for you."

King smiled.

King asked as he pointed to the monster, "then…. Can we keep him?"

Eda and the others glanced at one another, unsure of how to respond at first to his question.

Kane said, "if... It promises not to kill us?"

"Okay", Eda said.

"Yay", King cheered.

Hooty shouted, "YEEEEES", as he wrapped himself around Eda, Lilith and Luz.

Anakin and the kids smiled at the sight.

It was a truly special sight to behold….

….

The next day at the Scarlet House.

Sam and his husbands decided to have the kids spend the day with them looking over the family photo album.

They had many old and new photos to show their precious family.

Ahsoka asked as she pointed to a photo, "hey, what about this photo?"

"Oh…. That's just one of many photos…. You see…. When you kids were babies….", Prime said with a chuckle.

"You all thought Sam could breast feed you…. And various times you kids tried to rip through his shirt….", Hordak said with a chuckle.

Sam said, "so I tried to find a solution to the problem."

Galen asked, "really? We all did that?"

"Yep…. No matter how many times Sam tried to stop you kids…. You all kept trying to rip through his shirt…. So he could breastfeed you", Hordak said as he chuckled.

Sam said, "yeah, and the problem was…. To breastfeed, you actually need breasts in order to do so."

The kids' eyes went wide.

Padme asked in shock, "wait Dad…. So did you..?"

Sam replied, "turn the page to find out, my little ones."

The kids turned the page and their eyes went wide…. For they saw a picture of…. Sam was actually breast feeding Marek and Aiden!

With boobs!

The kids yelled, "WHATTTT!?"

Sam blushed.

Beru asked, "Dad, did you use your magic to…?"

Sam replied, "let's just say that the breasts didn't help the soreness from you kids. Especially since Marek's teeth grew in very early on!"

"Also since you kids refused to drink milk from a bottle…. Sam then realized he had no choice but to….", Prime said as he and his husbands flashback to the moment.

….

Flashback.

"Nothing's working", Hordak groaned in frustration.

"The babies just won't drink from a bottle", Prime said with his hand on his forehead.

Sam looked exhausted as he sat with his children on the couch, Galen and Aiden sucking on his magically formed breasts in order to get the nutrition they needed.

"Well looks like they have to wait…. Until these two are done", Sam said with a sigh.

Hordak asked, "does it feel weird Sam?"

Sam said, "as weird as suddenly having tits can be."

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A few minutes later.

Sam watched as Marek and Ahsoka were sucking on his magically formed breasts.

He had already fed the rest of the babies.

Sam sighed and said, "I hope this won't last too long. My back's been killing me over all of this."

Marek and Ahsoka let out little squeals as they kept sucking Sam's breasts.

Sam sighed and closed his eyes for a moment.

Soon the two infants were done breastfeeding.

Sam gave a sigh of relief as he placed the babies down next to their sleeping siblings as they began to doze off.

Sam used his magic to return his chest to normal.

"Let's hope these kids don't stick to the idea…. That I have to breastfeed them often", Sam said with a sigh.

Sam transformed his chest back to normal as he began to doze off.

….

Present.

"But Sam was wrong…. You kids wanted him to breastfeed you instead of drinking milk from a bottle", Prime said with a chuckle.

Ahsoka asked, "how long did Dad…. Breast feed us?"

Sam simply retorted, "too long. Way too long."

The kids all chuckled.

The family kept going through the album.

Marek asked, "hey, what happened in this one?"

"Oh I remember that day…. It was the triplets birthday…. You all turned 5 years old", Sam said with a smile on his face.

"You 3 and your sisters were playing in the park…. While the rest of us planned your birthday party….", Hordak said with a smile.

"But then something happened that made us go…. Mama bear….", Prime said.

….

Flashback

Aiden asked his sister, "that necklace…. Belonged to Grandma Padme?"

Padme nodded and said, "that's what daddy told me about it."

The necklace looked like a small totem carved out of a very strong wood.

"And this one belonged to grandma Beru", Beru said with a smile on her face.

"Papa said this wrist band was passed onto him by his father", Marek said as he showed off his wrist band.

"And Father got this for my head dress", Ahsoka said with a giggle.

Galen was looking over a ring that had the Jedi symbol on it, belonging to Anakin's family for generations.

Aiden had gotten some sort of decorative eye piece, like a one eyed goggle.

Then someone snatched Galen's ring and Padme's necklaces from them!

"Hey", the two cried out.

The kids then saw some mean looking bullies in front of them.

The lead bully said, "wimpy little kids playing with jewelry. Ha!"

Galen began to get teary eyed and hugged Marek.

Then two of the bullies took Ahsoka's head dress and Beru's necklace.

"Give them back", Ahsoka cried.

"Yeah, they are not yours", Marek shouted.

Another bully said, "wussies. Boys shouldn't even have jewelry! And the girls don't deserve them!"

Beru decided to play her trump card.

She yelled, "DADDIES!"

Then the ground started to shake…. And the kids' dad's practically crashed down in front of them as Sam yelled in a demonic voice, "WHERE'S MAH BABEHS!?"

One bully asked in fear, "h-how…. Did they get here so fast!?"

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A few minutes earlier.

Sam and his husbands were at their house preparing for the triplets' birthday.

Their friends had offered to help and they set up a giant tent outside the house.

"Your kids are going to love this", Anakin said with a smile on his face.

Sam said, "I hope so. They deserve to know how special they are to us."

Hordak said, "well, we better go get then fo-"

"DADDIES!"

As soon as they heard that, Sam, Hordak and Prime ran off!

The three were running so fast and the ground shook from their running!

They ran past a few Jedi…. And they all instantly knew what set the father's angry levels to the highest setting.

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Now back to the present.

"Daddies", the kids cried in joy as they ran to hug their fathers.

Sam and his husbands instantly hugged the kids as Sam asked, "who made you cry?!"

"These mean bullies", Galen cried as he pointed at them.

Hordak growled, "what did they do!?"

Marek said, "they stole our jewelry and made Aiden and Galen cry."

Sam, Hordak and Prime glared at the bullies with so much anger, their heads were practically fuming in rage!

Sam growled, "give. Their stuff. Back."

The bullies shook in fear.

"NOW", Prime roared in anger.

The bullies immediately gave the jewelry to the angry dad's, who then passed them back to their children.

"Thank you, daddies", Ahsoka squealed.

"You are our heroes", Padme giggled.

The dads smiled.

"Revan…. Take the kids back to the house", Sam said to his mentor.

Revan appeared and nods his head.

The kids squealed, "Uncle Revan!"

Revan behind his mask smiled as he then led the kids away.

'I can already sense what is going to happen', Revan thought.

Sam and his husbands turned to glare at the bullies.

All of their eyes practically glowed red as they growled together in a demonic quoir, "RUN!"

The bullies screamed in fear as they ran for their lives!

As soon as they were far enough away, the group began cackling.

"AND DON'T EVER MESS WITH OUR BABIES AGAIN", Sam roared.

Hordak yelled, "or you'll regret it, ya puny little turds!"

"And trust us…. You don't want to find out", Prime shouted.

The father's gave a firm nod to one another before making their way back to the party….

When they arrived back at the party…. They saw their kids already eating cake.

They chuckled, agreeing that their kids deserved it after what they went through that day.

….

Present.

"Oh yeah, I remember", Padme giggled.

Beru said, "that was a wild birthday."

"And Uncle Revan told us you gave those bullies quite a scare", Aiden laughed.

Marek then saw the next photo.

Marek asked, "and what about this one?"

"Oh I remember this one…. You and the triplets along with Ahsoka had somehow snuck out of the house….", Prime said with a chuckle.

Hordak said, "you were all a year old…."

"And we were literally destroying everything…. In order to find you four", Sam said with a shiver.

….

Flashback.

"MAREK! GALEN", Sam shouted.

"AIDEN", Hordak shouted.

Prime yelled, "AHSOKA! WHERE ARE YOU!?"

They looked everywhere in the house!

Hordak yelled, "where haven't we checked!?"

Sam yelled, "I dunno! I checked the bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the basement, the bathroom, the attic, the bathroom, the guest room, the rec room, the bathroom, the bathroom, the dining room, the living room, the backyard, the front yard, the roof, and the bathroom!"

Prime exclaimed, "wait…. Did you check the bathroom?"

Sam yelled, "YES! AND THEY WEREN'T IN THERE!"

Sam exclaimed, "WHERE ELSE COULD THEY BE!?"

That's when they all shared the same horrifying thought and looked out the door.

The door was open and that meant….

The three of them dashed out the door as fast as they could in search of their babies.

"Wait! Revan, please look after Padme and Beru", Sam shouted.

Revan then appeared and nodded his head.

And with that, Sam led the charge; yelling, "MAMA'S COMING!"

The three fathers started to search throughout the isles for their babies.

Sam looked under an enormous boulder.

Hordak started looking up at the trees.

Prime began searching through bushes.

"Hey", a witch said as Sam lifted a table.

"AHSOKA", Sam shouted.

Hordak climbed to the top of the tallest tree he could find and yelled, "GALEN!"

Prime was underwater…. He yelled, causing a series of bubbles to go to the top, and when they popped, we heard him yelling, "AIDEN!"

Sam was then inside a cave…. He yelled, "MAREK!"

This caused a bunch of birds to fly right past him.

Hordak was swimming through a Tar pool, yelling, "KIDS", as he frantically searched for his children.

Prime was at the top of the Jedi Temple towers, and he yelled at the top of his lungs, "KIIIIIIIDS!"

Sam and his husbands then met up at the house.

Sam said, "I couldn't find them anywhere! Oh God! What If something terrible happened to them!"

"Don't say that! We'll find them", Hordak said.

Prime said, "we just need to think of what possible location we haven't looked in yet."

Sam then decided to use the force to sense for the babies' location.

He searched through the entire Boiling Isles this way, trying to catch even a small sign of where his kids were.

But then Sam was able to sense their location…. He sensed them…. And they were at…. The forest near the Owl House!

Sam yelled in a dramatic fashion, "TO THE OWL HOUSE!"

"ON IT", Prime and Hordak shouted.

The three of them quickly began their journey to the Owl House as fast as they could.

The three were like a blur to witches and demons as they ran past them.

Nothing could stop them until they made sure their babies were safe and sound!

When they finally got there, they practically broke down the door as they all yelled, "WHERE'S OUR BABEHS!?"

Anakin and Eda screamed in shock at their entrance.

Anakin said, "Jesus, Sam. Can't you knock!?"

Sam shouted, "where are our babies!?"

Eda said, "easy, easy, calm down. Tell us what happened?"

"Marek, Galen, Aiden and Ahsoka snuck out of the house", Prime exclaimed.

"And Sam sensed they were in the forest near the Owl House", Hordak explained.

Anakin and Eda got up and the latter said, "we'll help you find them."

"LET'S HURRY", Sam shouted as he and his husbands then ran off to search in the forest.

It was a frantic search through everything in the forest.

Then the 3 fathers swore they heard the giggles of their babies….

They quickly sped towards the sound!

Eda asked, "how the hell can those three run so fast!?"

Anakin yelled, "they inherited Sam's boundless energy!"

The two then ran after them.

The three fathers then found their babies all sitting in a field together, giggling as they played with one another.

"OUR BABIES", the three fathers shouted as they ran towards their babies and picked them up.

Hordak was holding Galen and Marek close as Sam scooped up Aiden and Prime cradled Ahsoka.

"Oh our little babies…. You're safe", Sam sobbed as he kissed Aiden's forehead various times.

Hordak cried, "we were so worried about you!"

The babies all squealed in joy as their fathers held them.

"But we're so glad you four are safe", Prime cried as he kissed Ahsoka's forehead various times.

The babies giggled as they were held by their parents.

"Hey, you found them", Anakin said in relief as he and Eda caught up to them.

Eda asked, "how the heck did they get this far from home?!"

"That's what we want to know as well", Sam said.

Hordak looked Marek and Galen up and down and asked, "how did you little scalps get here?!"

Marek and Galen cooed as they snuggled closer to their father.

Sam looked Aiden over for any injuries he may have gotten on the little journey to the Owl House.

But to his relief Aiden and his siblings did not have any injuries.

Prime held Ahsoka close and whispered, "are you alright, my little one?"

Ahsoka giggled as she grabbed Prime's finger.

Prime sighed and said, "I'm just glad you're safe."

"Let's get them back home", Sam said with a smile on his face.

Hordak and Prime nodded as they said goodbye to Anakin and Eda and made their way back home….

When they got home…. They refused to let their babies out of their sight.

They were too scared of them running off again.

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Present.

Aiden giggled, "man, we really did get into a lot of trouble when we were little…."

The father's nodded as Sam said, "yeah. We still don't know how the Hell you kids all got to the Owl House on your own."

The kids shrugged their shoulders.

Marek asked as he pointed to a photo, "hey! Is this photo when dad was pregnant with me and my brothers?"

The others looked to see that the photo was indeed of a pregnant Sam laying on the couch, his hands on his stomach.

"Yes and this one…. Is when your dad was pregnant with Beru and Padme", Prime said with a smile on his face.

"What was dad like when he was pregnant with us? I read in a book that pregnant people can have mood swings", Padme asked.

Hordak and Prime went a bit pale as they flashback to when Sam was pregnant and his constant mood swings….

….

Hordak and Prime were sitting on the roof.

Why?

Well, Sam had stubbed his toe on a table.

And was now currently making a huge wreck of things in front of the house, smashing logs and boulders in a fit of rage.

Hordak and Prime winced as they heard Sam screaming in anger….

Prime said, "we better start adding padding to everything."

"I agree", Hordak said.

.

Then Sam was shown being comforted by Hordak as he was crying due to seeing a baby bird sitting outside.

"There…. There", Hordak said as he rubbed Sam's back.

Sam cried, "it was just so…. Beautiful!"

But to Hordak and Prime's most scary memories are when Sam…. Got so horny…. And angry at the same time.

Hordak and Prime had hidden in the trees as a horngry, (a combo of horny and angry), Sam had started hunting them in the woods like a sex starved spider monkey.

Hordak asked, "this is like the seventh time this week?"

Prime added, "more like eighty-seventh!"

Prime slapped his hand over his mouth…. Hoping Sam didn't hear him.

They felt like they could hear a pin drop as they waited in silence.

The two then let out a sigh of relief.

"He didn't hear us", Hordak said as he sighed in relief.

Prime said, "that was a close one."

"FOUND YOU", Sam shouted as he appeared behind Prime and Hordak.

Prime and Hordak screamed in fear as they fell from the tree.

Sam grabbed them in his beast form and began running back to the house.

Hordak muttered, "here we go again…."

When Sam got home with his two husbands, the whole house shook like a leaf in the rain!

….

Present.

Galen asked, "Papa?" Father?"

Prime and Hordak were shaken out of their flashback upon hearing Galen.

Padme asked, "didn't you hear what we asked?"

Hordak said, "uh…. Can you repeat the question?"

Before Padme could ask the question again.

"Hey, look at this photo", Aiden said with a laugh.

Everyone looked over to see what the photo was.

They saw Anakin and Eda being chased by…. Hordak and Prime!?

And the weird thing was…. It looked like they were barking?

And they were running through the woods.

Hordak and Prime were running like dogs as well!

Ahsoka asked, "what happened in that photo?"

Sam said, "oh, that's a long story…."

"Dad and Aunt Eda wanted to play a prank on me….", Sam explained.

"And let's just say it didn't go quite well for them….", Hordak added.

….

"I can't believe we are doing this", Anakin whispered.

Eda whispered back, "shh! This is gonna be hilarious!"

Anakin and Eda planned to prank Sam.

And they thought their plan was rather ingenious.

They were going to scare Sam by pretending to be dogs and bark at him!

"I think I see his shadow", Eda said.

Anakin said, "okay, on the count of three, we jump out and bark! One…."

"Two….", Eda said.

"Three", they both said!

Anakin and Eda then jumped in front of Sam, barking like mad dogs…. Only to see that it wasn't Sam….

It was Marek,Galen and Aiden!

The kids began to cry.

And it was at that moment that Eda and Anakin realized…. They screwed up….

"Oh damn", Eda said.

Anakin begged, "please don't cry!"

"DADDIES", the triplets cried.

Anakin and Eda instantly high tailed it out of there as fast as their legs could carry them!

Anakin and Eda then hid behind a tree.

They covered each other's mouths in utter fright.

If Sam, Hordak and Prime knew…. Oh, they shuddered at the thought.

"If those three find out…. We're dead", Anakin said in fear.

Eda said, "then we'd better get outta here."

The two started to walk away.

But Sam then stood in their path.

Anakin and Eda said in fear, "Sam!?"

Sam said, "you better start running before I release the hounds…."

Anakin asked in confusion, "the hounds?"

Sam smirked as he saw behind his Dad and Aunt Eda…. Hordak and Prime, growling like angry dogs.

"Oh, you're just about to find out….", Sam chuckled.

Anakin and Eda gave frightened gulps before they turned to see what was behind them.

Hordak and Prime growling like angry dogs and then the two started barking at them like mad hellhounds!

The two jumped in fear as they ran like Hell!

Sam shouted, "sick em, honey's!"

Hordak and Prime were running like dogs as they chased down Anakin and Eda.

The two were barking like mad!

They even ran like dogs!

Anakin and Eda then made it to a tree.

They began to climb it as fast as they possibly could!

Hordak and Prime kept on barking like mad dogs!

They began climbing the tree after them!

"Jump", Anakin shouted as he and Eda jumped to another tree!

Prime and Hordak chased after them as they hopped from tree to tree!

Anakin and Eda then made it to the top of a tall tree.

"Okay honey's, I think they learned their lesson", Sam shouted.

Prime and Hordak stopped barking and started snickering as they made their way back down to the ground.

Eda shouted, "what in the hell Sam!?"

"I didn't think you and your husbands were capable of such a thing", Anakin shouted.

Sam said, "when it comes to our kids, you don't know what we're capable of!"

"Sam, look", Prime said as he saw their kids walk up to them.

The triplets were hiccuping.

Hordak said, "I think they've got the hiccups!"

"Oh great, now look what you two did", Sam shouted as he picked up Galen.

Prime said, "I'll get them some cups of water to cure them", as the three year old triplets kept hiccuping.

"There, there", Hordak said as he pats Marek's back.

Sam said, "hopefully the water works."

Anakin and Eda then slowly climbed down the tree and tried to sneak away.

"Now listen, you two…. Everytime the Triplets get scared, they get the hiccups! If you two scare them again...", Sam warned as he pat's Galen's back as he was still hiccuping.

Hordak and Prime gave snarls that made Eda and Anakin get the picture.

"Dada….", Aiden cried as he hiccuped.

Prime came back with the glasses of water, and all three father's began giving their triplets some nice long gulps of them.

Sam asked softly, "there. Are the hiccups gone?"

The triplets nod their heads.

Marek asked with tears in his eyes, "Dada? Why did they scare us? Don't grandpa and graunt Eda love us anymore?"

Hordak then pats Marek's back as he said, "of course they still love you. They were just being stupid and trying to scare papa Sam."

"Come on…. Let's get you three home", Sam said softly.

The triplets nodded and snuggled into their father's arms.

Sam and his husbands turned to glare at Anakin and Eda one last time, before they walked away.

Eda and Anakin sighed, wanting to make things up to them.

"Wait", Anakin called out.

Sam and his husbands turned around.

They watched as Eda and Anakin ran over to them.

"We can make it up for having accidentally scared your kids", Eda said.

Sam asked, "how?"

Prime and Hordak were also curious as to the answer.

"We can make it up to your kids by….", Anakin said.

Eda finished with, "curing their hiccups?"

Prime asked, "how are you going to cure their hiccups?"

Eda said, "given our ages, we've found more than a million different ways to cure the hiccups."

"Well let's take them back to the Owl House…. And see if you can cure them", Sam said as he rubbed Galen's back as he was still hiccuping.

Eda and Anakin felt really bad about the whole thing, and wanted to make things right.

.

Eda and Anakin were now trying to find a way to cure the triplets' hiccups.

Anakin said, "there's always holding your breath, drinking a glass of water, standing on your head for ten seconds, and getting scared. Those are the surefire ways."

"Well we already gave them water…. And it didn't cure their hiccups", Hordak said as he held Marek in his arms.

The triplets were still hiccuping.

Eda said, "then let's try holding them upside down for a few seconds. That might work."

Sam,Hordak and Prime held the triplets upside down for a few seconds…. Once they flipped them back up, they patiently waited for any more hiccups.

"Well, looks like….", Prime said but then the triplets started to hiccup again!

They all groaned before Anakin said, "let's try getting them to hold their breath for a few seconds."

"Sweeties…. Try to hold your breath for a few seconds", Sam said to his children.

The triplets nodded and began to hold their breath, their chubby little cheeks puffing out.

To Sam and his husbands…. Their children's faces looked so adorable!

After a few more seconds, they couldn't hold it anymore and let out their breath.

Sam asked, "did it work?"

The triplets didn't hiccup for a few minutes.

Everyone sighed.

"Well it looks like….", Anakin said.

"HELLO THERE", Hooty said as he appeared behind Sam and his husbands.

Then to their dismay the triplets started to hiccup again.

Sam face-palmed and said, "gosh darnit Hooty! We JUST got them to stop hiccuping!"

"SORRY", Hooty shouted.

The triplets then started to hiccup even more.

"Hooty, stop it", Hordak shouted as he rubbed Marek's back.

Hooty was about to yell sorry again, when Prime covered his mouth and hissed, "shut up."

Sam asked as he rubbed Galen's back, "now what?"

"Now the last option is to scare them", Anakin said.

Prime asked, "didn't that get us into this predicament in the first place?"

Eda replied, "it can cause and cure hiccups."

Hordak asked, "okay, so how do we scare them?"

Sam replied, "I've got an idea…. Even though I don't like the idea…."

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A few minutes later.

The triplets were left by themselves as they still kept hiccuping.

The others really hoped that Sam's idea would work!

Marek asked, "Dada?"

Galen asked, "Papa?"

Aiden asked, "Daddy?"

The kids grew worried as they wondered where their father was.

"Hello."

The triplets then heard a voice.

They all turned, and grew terrified at the sight in front of them!

"Hello there kids."

The triplets then started to hug each other as they saw in front of them…. Belos!

He towered over them, chuckling darkly.

Belo asked with a chuckle, "do you know who I am?"

The kids all huddled together and gave extremly frightened nods.

"Why I am here to take back to my castle", Belos said as he reached his hand out towards the triplets.

The triplets all screamed in utter terror almost loud enough to break glass!

"Okay, I think that is enough Sam", Hordak said as he and Prime walked out of their hiding spot.

With a snap of their fingers, a red mist engulfed Belos and transformed him, revealing themselves to be Sam the entire time!

The triplets shouted at the same time, "Dada!?"

Sam knelt down and hugged his children close, saying, "I'm so sorry, my little ones. It was the only way we could think of to cure your hiccups."

The triplets hugged their father.

"And it did work! The triplets are no longer hiccuping", Anakin said with a smile on his face.

Eda said, "alright! Way to go, Sam!"

Sam smiled.

"Come on, let's get them home…. Besides, it's way past their bedtime", Prime said softly.

Hordak and Sam nodded as they and Prime picked up the triplets.

"Shhhh…. Shhhh", Sam whispered as he rocked Galen to sleep.

Hordak kissed Marek on top of his head as he yawned.

"Shhhh…. Shhh…. Shhh", Prime whispered as he rocked Aiden to sleep.

All three triplets began to doze off.

"Thank you Dad, Aunt Eda for helping cure their hiccups", Sam said softly so he wouldn't wake Galen.

Anakin said, "it was no problem. We just wanted to make things right."

"And we're sorry for having scared the kids", Eda said.

Hordak said, "water under the bridge."

Anakin and Eda said in confusion, "huh?"

Prime said, "it's a human phrase that means; no worries."

"Oh", Anakin and Eda said as they nod their heads.

"Well, let's go home", Sam said.

His husband's nod as they begin their trek home….

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Back to the present.

Beru asked, "really Papa, Father? You two barked like dogs and chased Grandpa and Graunt Eda?"

Hordak said, "we were very angry. What do you expect?"

The kids all chuckled as they and their fathers kept looking over the photo album.

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Sam and Hordak were making out in their room while Prime was…. Touching himself through his pants.

Sam and Hordak's tongue's were wrapped around one another…. Their breath mingled together like a tornado.

The two then broke the kiss.

"We may not be having sex tonight…. But let's at least remove our clothes", Sam breathed out.

Hordak and Prime smirked as they joined their husband in stripping down to their skivvies.

Sam then removed his underwear as he used his magic to transform his crotch to a vagina.

"Lick me Hordak…. While I makeout with Prime", Sam said with lust on his face as he motioned at them with his finger.

Hordak got closer and asked, "I thought it was no sex tonight?"

Sam smirked and said, "I'm too horny to say no to you…."

Hordak then started licking Sam's folds.

Sam moaned but then Prime quickly kissed him on the lips.

Their tongues began dancing in a fiery display.

Hordak's tongue dived deeper into Sam's pussy.

Sam moaned deep into Prime's mouth.

Prime's tongue wrapped around Sam's tongue, just as Hordak delved as deep as he could go.

Sam thrusted his hips against's Hordak's tongue.

Sam thought, 'how did I get so lucky?!'

Sam felt his clímax coming…. His husbands sped up their pleasuring as the climax was right around the corner.

Sam and Prime broke the kiss for air and Prime started to Kiss Sam's neck.

Sam exclaimed, "fuck yes!"

Hordak started to lick Sam's pussy faster and harder.

Sam felt like he was in a sea of pure pleasure.

"Oh Fuck", Sam shouted as he came.

Hordak gulped down every drop as Sam collapsed into his back, dazed and pleased.

"I want to try something else….", Sam breathed out.

Prime asked, "what is it little imp?"

Sam asked, "is it possible for you…. Two to Kiss me…. At the same time?"

This got Prime and Hordak excited as they quickly entered a threeway tongue kiss with Sam.

Sam wrapped his arms around his husbands as Hordak pulled the covers over them.

"I already have something planned for the next time we have Sex", Sam said.

Prime said, "I can't wait to hear about it tomorrow."

"But that will be for another time", Sam said with a smirk on his face.

The three men chuckled as they began to doze off….

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