THE SUPER DUPER UNCUNTROLLABLE INVINCIBLE HYPER POWER EVIL MODE CHRONICLE

By SnoopyB

Disclaimer: I don't own TRC/ Snow White, I only own the SDUIHPE Mode P


Chapter 1: The SDUIHPE Mode Unlocked

"I've found a job," said Fye, "We'll play a drama."

"What drama?" asked Kurogane.

"We can choose by ourselves," said Fye putting a big tower of books, "I borrowed them."

"Oh, I see," said Kurogane took one of the books and began reading it, "The Life of Albert Einstein."

"EMC2… Nuclear… What kind of book is this? Boring," said Kurogane throwing the book away.

"What book did you read, Kurogane?" asked Syaoran.

"Labret Intestine," Kurogane replied.

Syaoran rolled his eyes and tried to recognize that name, "Never heard about him."

Few moments later…

"I found the books I want," said Kurogane, "Choose one."

"What book is that?" said Fye, "Peacemaker Kurogane. Oh, I can guess why you do like this book."

"Rurouni Kenshin?" said Sakura, "Naruto? Samurai Deeper Kyo? …Ninja Hotaru?"

"Wow, these are all about ninjas and samurais, eh? Not bad." said Syaoran, "Huh! This is… This is…"

"That is?" Mocona is just so curious.

"Doraemon?" asked Syaoran, "If you want this, you'll be Nobita."

"Err…," said Kurogane blushing, "I don't read that! Real man doesn't read Doraemon!"

"Then what does 'real man' reads?" asked Fye in his sly face.

"Err… Something else," Kurogane doesn't want to mention "Porn" in front of Sakura and Syaoran.

"Oh yea, I also found the books I want," said Fye, "Harry Potter, Narnia, and Ojamajo Doremi."

"O… Ojamajo Doremi?" asked Kurogane.

"They're cute, right? I like the outfit," said Fye, "If I'm a girl, I'll wear these costumes."

"Whatever you say!" said Kurogane, "It's night. I'm going to sleep. Remember, nobody's entering my room!"

Fye nods, "Well, I'll also go to sleep. Don't enter my room too, okay?" Sakura, Mocona and Syaoran nods.

The next morning, everyone's already waken up.

"Sakura, please clean up my room," said Kurogane.

"Hai," said Sakura picking up a mop and a broom.

"Hey, she isn't your servant you know?" said Syaoran, "Treat her nicer or meet your doom."

"Whatever, kid," said Kurogane.

Sakura stood in front of Kurogane's room and dropped her mop and her broom.

"I can't believe it!" said Sakura, "It's… It's… HAMTARO! (Hugs a big Hamtaro doll in the room) It's so cute!"

"I don't know Kurogane likes Hamtaro," said Fye.

"Huh? Hamtaro in Kurogane's room?" asked Syaoran.

"Shut up!" said Kurogane closing the door, "Well… I…"

"That's not a bad thing," said Sakura, "Hamtaro is so cute!"

Kurogane is very ashamed, his face blushes like Mickey Mouse's red shorts. He looks around.

"Look Sakura there's something more you should care about!" said Kurogane, "Look at what your boyfriend's reading!"

"Huh?" Sakura came to Syaoran, "What're you reading?"

"Don't look!" Syaoran screamed.

Well, Sakura can clearly see that Syaoran's reading… The Playboy magazine.

"Syaoran!" said Sakura, "I can't believe you read something like this! I thought you're a gentle, reliable, and nice person. But you… you're a pervert and dirty-minded!"

"Hi… Hime," said Syaoran, "Listen to me…"

"No need to say anything," said Sakura, "I understood."

"Hime!" said Syaoran.

"We're just like watching a live drama," said Fye.

"Uh-huh," said Kurogane, "Can't we change the channel?"

"Hime, you don't understand!" said Syaoran.

"What? What more do you need to explain?" said Sakura.

A/N: Well, well, it's getting more to a cheapskate drama. Lol

"Fye is the one who read the book!" said Syaoran, "He bought it, and he read it first. He left the book, and I'm curious so I read it. And then you came and you misunderstood me."

"Really?" said Sakura.

"Syaoran read the book page by page and thinks, their bodies are WOW and not like Sakura, so that's why he keeps reading," Fye added.

"Fye!" said Syaoran, "I just got her trust but now you ruin it."

"I can't trust you anymore!" Sakura cried and runs.

Syaoran chased Sakura as Sakura runs away, crying in slow motion. (A/N: Yeah this is getting lame)

"If you want a proof, I'll give you!" said Syaoran grabbing Sakura's arm and opens Fye's room.

"Oh no," said Fye.

"It's full of porn stuff!" said Sakura, "And he got Playboy from all over the world versions!"

"And now all over the world knew this already," said Fye, "Darn it. But I believe my great fans will still love me. Right?"

"You believe me now?" said Syaoran.

"Yes, I do," said Sakura, "Syaoran I'm sorry, I didn't believe you! I thought you're a pervert… (Hugs Syaoran)"

Syaoran blushes like the red part of a HB pencil.

"Oh," said Mocona, "We haven't chosen story for our drama yet."

"I'd prefer this book," said Syaoran, "Three Kingdoms! (You know this book? The Liu-Bei, Lu-Bu, and Cao-Cao thing?)"

"It doesn't have any girl character…" said Sakura.

"Disqualified," said Fye throwing the book.

"I'd prefer Harry Potter!" said Fye.

"How will you do the flying car thing and the effects?" asked Syaoran.

"Err…" said Fye, "I don't know."

"Disqualified," said Syaoran.

"So let's do Rurouni Kenshin," said Kurogane.

"Disqualified," said Syaoran and Fye.

"You haven't even read the book yet!" said Kurogane.

"Urm… What about this?" asked Sakura, "The Snow White."

Kurogane said, "Disqualified."

"But…" Sakura said almost crying, "The story is just so beautiful! Why?"

"Because Kenshin is better," said Kurogane.

Sakura's really, just about to cry again.

"How dare you made Sakura-hime cry!" shouted Syaoran, biting Kurogane's arm.

"Yeouwch!" said Kurogane, "What are you? A wild dog?"

Syaoran doesn't let Kurogane's arm go.

"That hurts!" Kurogane ran away.

"I'll chase you to the end of the world!" said Syaoran.

"Syaoran…" said Sakura, "What happened to him?"

"It's the Super Duper Uncontrollable Invincible Hyper Power Evil Mode of Syaoran!" said Mocona.

"Super Duper what?" said Sakura.

"Basically that's the evil mode of Syaoran. When he gets really angry that'll happen. He can't control himself and later he won't realize what have he done," explained Mocona.

"That's just scary," said Sakura, "How can we return him to normal?"

"Just scream at him," said Mocona, "He needed his love's voice to return normal."

"Syaoran!" Sakura did what Mocona told her.

"Huh? What's just happened? Why am I on the roof?" said Syaoran, "Kurogane! What happened to your arm?"

"You bite it, idiot!" said Kurogane.

"What?" Syaoran said.

Mocona came and whispers to Kurogane about the SDUIHPE mode thing. Kurogane nodded, "Never mind. Okay, we'll use Snow White story. Fine?"

Syaoran was really confused, "Okay."

Sakura jumped in joy, "Yay!"


So, what do you think? Love? Hate? Too long? Curious? Please review! Thanks for reading, 2nd chapter should be up soon. I have trouble to make the spaces duh > sorry about it.