THE SUPER DUPER UNCONTROLLABLE INVINCIBLE HYPER POWER EVIL MODE CHRONICLE
By SnoopyBDisclaimer: I don't own TRC/ Snow White, I only own the SDUIHPE Mode
A/N: Thanks for the wonderful reviews! Bloodytwistedangel, I'm thinking about the pairings… should there be or not and how? And Lar, I'm asian. (More specific? I'm Indonesian.)
Chapter 3:The SDUIHPE Mode Meet Idiots
"Okay, first scene!" said Fye, "Once upon a time. There was a powerful evil witch… She wants to be the fairest of all."
"Uh huh," Syaoran yawned in his princess costume.
"Ne, Syaoran-hime that's not a good manner for girls," said Fye, "When you yawn you should close your mouth."
"Just continue reading," said Syaoran. Fye continues reading that boring 'introduction' until it comes to Kurogane's part.
K: Shit… Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of all?
Sakura (as the mirror): It's not you.
K: what? Then, who?
Sa: Snow White.
K: Snow White? How could she!
"The evil witch looked for her soldier," said Fye.
"Who'll be soldier?" asked Sakura, "Will I?"
"No, I am," said Fye, "Please be the narrator, Mocona!"
"Hai!" said Mocona.
Fye dressed up as witch's soldier.
K: Assistant, I want you to do something.
F: Do what, ma'am?
K: Kill Snow White.
F: Huh? Why?
K: Because she's the fairest.
F: I don't really understand.
K: Just kill her and bring a proof to me she's dead! If you don't want to kill her, I'll kill you!
F: Okay, okay!
"The confused soldier walked to meet Snow White," said Mocona copying Fye's voice, "He don't want Snow White to die, so he think for a way,"
"The soldier walked in front of Snow White's room. And shouted." Fye shouted as the dialog, "OMG the witch told me to kill Snow White so she can be the fairest of all!" "And of course Snow White heard him."
S: What should I do? He's going to kill me! I must run… to the forest! Yes, my friends, the animals, are there too! I'll live happily there!
F: Syaoran-hime!
S: W-h-a-t? (Evil glare)
F: Where's the expression? Your eyes must talk! (Taken from an Indonesian commercial)
S: Whatever. The next scene, please!
"Snow White ran to the forest to meet her animal friends," said Fye, "And she found a small house."
S: Oh my, this house is so small, who can possibly live in here?
"She went inside and found 7 dwarfs," Fye said. Mocona splits into 7 again and said together, "Power Ranger Mocona at your service!"
Red Mocona: Eek! Who are you! Intruders!
Yellow Mocona: Isn't she the witch castle's princess?
Green Mocona: yes! She's Snow White!
Blue Mocona: Why could she be here? Is she going to kill us?
S: No, don't be scared! I'm running away from the witch… I need a place to stay, so can I…
Pink Mocona: We'll have to discuss first!
S: Hey I haven't finished saying my dialog!
"After a short 15-minutes-meeting, the Moconas… I meant dwarfs, let Snow White stays at their house," said Fye.
S: Thanks; I'll do all chores in return.
White Mocona: You don't need to do that. But if you want, we'll gladly let you!
Purple Mocona: Okay, let's go to the mine now! Snow White, be sure to prepare us a good dinner!
S: Ha, Hai!
"Snow White do all the chores while the dwarfs went to the mine," said Sakura, "Then the witch's soldier came and found her."
"My turn, right?" said Fye, "Err… I can't find the fake axe for my role."
"It's there, right?" asked Syaoran. Fye shook his head.
"Easy. I just need to use a real axe," said Fye.
"That's scary," said Syaoran, "Be careful."
"Trust me!" Fye swung the axe and lands on Purple Mocona's head. "AAA!" it shouted. "Oops," said Fye, "Sorry." Purple Mocona disappeared.
"No!" said Sakura, "Purple Mocona!"
"Don't worry," said other Moconas, "There's still Orange Mocona." Poof! And an orange Mocona appears.
"See? Everything's o-k-a-y," said Fye with a big grin, "Now, just act you're walking and I'll attack you from behind then I'll stop attacking you because I don't want to kill the Snow White... (Blah blah blah)"
"I have a bad feeling about this…" said Syaoran.
A few seconds and we heard… "AAA!" It's Syaoran's scream.
Sa: Syaoran!
S: You almost killed me, Fye!
F: Sorry, I lost my grip because the axe's oily. Good thing the axe missed you, right?
S: Yeah. Two more inches closer and I'm dead.
F: Well, I guess it's time for lunch. Let's have a break.
S: Hurray.
When they're going out of the house, the ground moved.
K: What? An earthquake?
Red Mocona: No, it's like something's digging below.
F: A rat?
White Mocona: Something big!
F: Big rat?
Yellow Mocona: Bigger.
F: Super Duper Giant Rat?
Orange Mocona: That makes sense.
A hole on the floor dug out by something underground. A person came out from the hole. "Icchan's Golden Appearance!" he said.
"What?" everybody looked at him.
"Let me introduce myself. I'm Icchan, this is my assistant Ogata," he said after another person climbed out from the hole.
K: What do you want?
I: Let me guess, you're Kuro-pon?
F: Correct!
K: I'm Kurogane, idiot!
I: But I heard he called you so.
K: Ignore this porn-minded-bitch!
F: Watch your mouth, Kuro-rin. You made this fic rating not K anymore.
K: I think you too, Playboy-magazine-collector.
F: but Syaoran read it too!
I: Listen to me!
F: Oh, sorry.
I: You're… Fye?
F: Fye D. Flowright. People call me Fye.
O: What does D stands for?
F: (Only smile)
O: Answer, baka!
F: Silence is golden.
I: Let me guess. D stands for… Dumb?
K: Absolutely right!
I: I'm correct!
S: I thought it stands for Donuts!
Sa: So… it's Fye Dumb Flowright?
F: No! It's Fye D. Flowright!
Sa: What does D stands for?
F: (Only smile)
S: Answer, baka!
F: Silence is golden.
S: Let me guess…
K: Don't repeat the whole thing again!
"Sorry about that," said Ogata, "We're looking for someone here."
"Who're you looking for?" asked Sakura.
"I'm looking the boy named Syaoran! Where's he!" said Icchan.
"Is he dumb or what?" thought Syaoran.
"That's because you're dressing as a girl," Sakura whispered.
"He can't recognize me? What an idiot," said Syaoran.
"I never see you before. Who are you?" asked Icchan.
"Err… I…" said Syaoran.
"She's Syaoran's cousin – Ran," said Fye.
"Master of liars on his duty," thought Syaoran, "I'm saved."
"We spied this house yesterday and we don't see her," said Ogata.
"You spied our house?" said Kurogane.
"Yesterday she's on another place in this country and we just found her today," said Fye.
"I see," said Icchan, "So, where's Syaoran?"
"He went to look around this country an hour before you came," said Fye.
"Shit," said Icchan, "Tell him when he came back that I'm looking for him."
"Okay. Bye!" said Fye.
Icchan and Ogata went again to the hole they made first and closed the hole."Adios!" said Icchan.
"Go away," said Kurogane, "Asshole."
"Syaoran…" said Moconas together, "Sorry."
"Huh?" asked Syaoran, "What?"
"Mocona sensed Sakura's feather but didn't say it," they said.
"What!" said Syaoran, "Why don't you tell me!"
"Hoe! We forgot," they said, "We're busy thinking what D stands for."
"Next time please tell me," said Syaoran, "Does that means those guys got Sakura's feather?"
"Maybe," said Fye.
"I was wondering," said Sakura, "Why are they looking for Syaoran?"
"Because they're my fans?" Syaoran guessed.
"I think not?" said Mocona.
"Are they assassins? No way I don't want to be killed by idiots!" said Syaoran.
"So from now in this country Syaoran doesn't exist!" said Fye, "The one who exists… is Ran."
"NANI!" said Syaoran.
"I meant if you keeps dressing as a girl in this country they'll not kill you," said Fye.
"Good idea," said Sakura, "Fye's smart in something like this."
"NOO!" said Syaoran.
Wow. Chap.3 ended already? Review if you'd like, big thanks for everyone who reviewed, read, and put me on their alert/ fav. List!
Chap 4. Coming up! I'm in mood writing, whee! Ideas, comments, flames welcome (but not too harsh).
I'm not sure will there be pairings or not it's because I'm not good at writing one-shot / romance. I'll talk this with my best pal Aizu.
I don't remember all parts of Snow White story anymore so that's why they're different from you know (but at least the point still the same). Note that Icchan and Ogata are from Angelic Layer. You don't need to read it, you can still understand as I said in summary.
