THE SUPER DUPER UNCONTROLLABLE INVINCIBLE HYPER POWER EVIL MODE CHRONICLE

By SnoopyB

Disclaimer: Don't make me repeat this again.

A/N: Thanks for the wonderful reviews everyone! Anyway I've got another TRC fic idea, you can see the summary at my profile.


Chapter 4: The SDUIHPE Mode Secret

A silent day… broken by Sakura at 4 A.M. "Syaoran… Syaoran… No…!" she said again and again. Mocona who slept with her called Syaoran right away.

M: Syaoran!
S: What, Mocona? I'm sleepy…
M: Wake up!
S: Just tell Fye to cook…
M: Not about that. Wake up!
S: Just give the feather to Sakura…
M: We haven't found it. Wake up!
S: (Wakes and looks at the clock)

"What do you think I am!" Syaoran pulled Mocona's ear, "It's still 4 AM, are you crazy waking me up at time like this?"

"AAA It's the SDUIHPE mode!" said Mocona, "Help!"

"Syaoran… No…" said Sakura again.

"Hime?" said Syaoran, "Why am I awake? It's still 4 AM."

"Sakura is calling you as she's sleeping…" said Mocona, "That's why I wake you up."

"Eh?" Syaoran came to Sakura's room and sat on a chair, "What's wrong, hime?"

"No…" said Sakura, "Don't… Please stop…"

"What's she dreaming? Fye eating her ice-cream?" asked Syaoran.

Syaoran kept listening to Sakura's mumbles… and suddenly…
"Syaoran!" shouted Sakura as she awakes. Syaoran was right next to her and falls down from the chair he's sitting on, "Y…Yes. Sakura-hime?"

"So, sorry!" said Sakura, "I just had… a bad dream."

Syaoran sat again on the chair, "That's why you're screaming while you're asleep? You made me worried."

"Because I dreamt that Icchan killed you," said Sakura.

Syaoran stoned for a while, "Bad signal. We're leaving this country!"
"But you haven't find my feather…" said Sakura.
"Forget the feather! It's about my life," said Syaoran.

Suddenly Icchan flew with Superman costume, broke the windows and get in with Ogata hanging on his cloak saying, "Icchan Go Boom!"

"Eek! My doom's day is coming!" said Syaoran.
"Huh? Ran?" said Icchan, "Don't be scared, it's just Icchan-san!"
"This wig and dress saved my life…" thought Syaoran.

"Syaoran isn't here?" asked Icchan.
"He's lost, and we're finding him today," said Syaoran.

"Well I need to tell him something," said Icchan, "Will you tell him for me?"

"Sure," said Sakura.

"Perfect disguise. He haven't realize me yet," thought Syaoran.

"It's about his Super Duper etc. Evil Mode," said Icchan, "Which makes him wouldn't realize that he's doing something bad. Only can be stopped by the voice of person he loved."

"Mocona told us already," said Sakura looked Syaoran with a sad look.

"According to this ancient book, someday that boy will kill his friends and destroy the dimensions by his own hand," said Icchan.

Syaoran looks shocked.
"What?" said Sakura, "That's impossible!"

"98 percentof the things stated in this book are real," said Icchan.

"How can we unlock the mode forever?" asked Mocona.

"I don't know…" said Icchan looks sad.

"It's the first time I saw that idiot's serious," thought Syaoran, "Forget that! I'm going to destroy the world… NO!"

"Too bad," said Sakura.

"I'll think for a way," said Icchan, "I'll do my best."

"I'll kill hime…Kurogane…Fye…Mocona…Touya-san…Yukito-san…," thought Syaoran, "Seishiro…Xing Huo…Fei Wong Reed…Seishiro-san…Dr.Kyle… Hey, that's not bad. I'll chop Fei Wong's butt into pieces."
"Ran?" asked Sakura looking at Syaoran in evil laughter.
"Huh? Sorry, I'm just thinking about something," said Syaoran.
"Something evil?" said Sakura.
Syaoran replied, "Something like that…"

"Well then, adios!" said Icchan, "Remember to tell him." He and Ogata went outside, get into a taxi, and leave.

After breakfast, Sakura told Fye and Kurogane what Icchan said. Syaoran ate his food early and left to look around the country.

F: That's scary.
K: Real man never scared!
Sa: I'm really worried…
F: We should think a way or we're going to be killed.
K: How? That guy's the one who have the information.
Sa: Ask Yuuko?
K: I don't want to pay anything to her, but it's about my life so go ahead.
M: Watanuki here! Yuuko is busy at the moment, contact again soon, or leave message after the sound 'beep'.

Meanwhile Syaoran is walking around and sat on a bench. Keep in mind he's dressing as a boy now.

He sighed, "Is that nothing I can do to control my evil mode?"

"You want to stop it?" said a voice.

"Of course!" said Syaoran.

"Only one way I've thought of…" Icchan appeared with a shotgun and army clothing from a garbage bin in front of Syaoran, "I MUST KILL YOU!"
"AAAAAH!" Syaoran ran with cheetah's speed, all the way to his home.

"Wait!" said Icchan jumping inside the garbage bin with his shotgun.

Back at their home…
Sa: Syaoran isn't home yet…
K: It's just about 30 minutes. Don't be so worried.
Sa: But… He forgot his wig… and his skirt…
K: That's a problem. Fye, let's guess! Will he come alive or not?
F: Sure! Who wins must give the loser his precious thing.
K: That'll be my Hamtaro doll then! I bet he's coming home alive!

F: I bet he'll come dead. I'll give you my Playboy collection if you win.
Sa: I thought I threw them away!
F: I bought another set online.
Sa: Oh my gosh.

Syaoran opened the door, gets in, and locks it with a Flash-man-speed.
Sa: Syaoran you're back!

S: (Sighed) I'm… home…
K: You forgot your wig. See, Fye? He's alive.
F: Darn. There, take my precious collection. Boo-hoo! (Cries) I really loved those… it always keeps me entertained all the time…

K: … I don't need these so take it back! Real man doesn't read those!
F: Liar. Thanks anyway.

S: Why none of you reminds me?
Sa: Sorry… What happened?

S: I met Icchan!
F: Then?
S: He wants to kill me!
K: Gladly you are alive! If you're dead I must give my Hamtaro doll to Fye!

S: What?
F: But you come alive, so I'll give my playboy collection to Kuro-pok. Luckily Kuro-winta doesn't need those.

S: You guys… gambling about my life? No! You're so cruel! (Runs away)

Sa: Syaoran-kun! (Chases)
F: Bad Kuro-ranran! (Points Kurogane)
K: That's your fault! Don't blame me!

Icchan, jumping with the garbage bin, still 1000 miles away from Syaoran's home.

"I'm getting tired…" said Icchan, "But for the world's sake! Uh-oh… (Sings the song 1000 miles) 1000 miles… 1000 miles away from home… Lalala… (Faints a few minutes later)"
People around sees Icchan and said to each other, "He's a strange guy…"

S: I have a bad feeling…

F: Calm down, if he came we just need to fly him to Pluto.

M: If you're in danger… Call Mocona Power Ranger! (Sings Power Ranger theme song)

F: Now, let's practice the drama!

M: Okay!

S: You guys don't understand what's it like being chased and killed by an idiot… Never mind, let's have some fun! Mwahaha!

Sa: I thought you disliked the practice?

M: (Whispers) Sakura-chan, Syaoran is insane now.

Sa: O.o I see.


Chap.4 the end! Too long? Sorry! Stay tuned for chapter 5, things getting sillier… The story is just hard to make it KxF … (maybe because in chap 1 I made Fye read Playboy?) 55 it's going to be SxS…