We're Wizards, Not Warriors
Chapter 39: The Hazbin Hotel
(Lemon warning!)
It was now a few days later….
"My dad says there have been sightings of Jedi around this place", Sam said.
Sam stood with his husbands outside of a large building called, "The Hazbin Hotel."
"Woah", Galen said in awe.
Aiden muttered to Marek, "I heard this place has a male burlesque dancer who sings for the guests."
Ahsoka asked as she held her son Ani, "who owns this hotel?"
Alastor said, "someone named Lucifer Magne."
"I've never heard of him", Hordak said.
Prime said, "we might as well investigate. Ask the owner if we can question the staff and guests on what they've heard and seen about the Jedi sightings."
"Well, let's head inside", Sam said.
The group nodded and went inside.
When Sam and his family went inside the hotel, they saw a grumpy looking cat-like demon wearing a top hat at the front desk.
"He looks grumpy", Galen whispered.
Sam read the nametag, "Husk."
Husk asked grumpily, "what do you want?"
Sam said, "we're looking for Mr. Magne?"
Husk looked a bit surprised.
He asked, "what for?"
"We're here to ask him about the sightings of the Jedi", Sam said.
Husk shrugged and said, "is that all?"
"Yes", Prime said.
Husk said, "fine. He's in the club area of the hotel, just up ahead."
"Thank you", Hordak said.
The group went on ahead to the club area.
"This place looks so cool", Aiden said in awe.
Ahsoka said, "I wonder what the entertainment in the club is?"
"Well we will see in a moment", Sam said.
They saw a few tables with guests eating and talking to one another.
Alaator asked, "so where could this Lucifer be?"
Prime said, "we should ask the employees."
"There's one let's ask him", Padme said as she pointed to an imp.
They went over to a small imp in a fancy black suit, short white hair and black and white stripes horns that went with his light red skin. He also had a tail and a nametag reading, "Moxxie."
Sam asked, "excuse me sir?"
Moxxie said, "oh, just a moment sir, I need to bring this chicken to table four."
Moxxie then walked over to table four.
Sitting there was a man who looked like a large owl with blue and black feathers, dressed in a cape and hat.
He said, "thank you, tiny imp. And can you tell Blitzy that I hope he's having a good day at work?"
Moxxie sighed and said, "sure thing Stolaz. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta bring Mr. Magne his steak."
Stolas gave a smile.
Moxxie then walked away from the table.
The group followed Moxxie, since he said he was giving Mr. Magne his meal.
"So sorry I took a bit too long, sir", Moxxie said as he reached the table.
The group saw the man at the table. He was the picture of fancy.
White suit, short blind hair, pale skin, and a kind look.
He said, "oh, it's not trouble Moxxie. If it's one of your wives steaks, the wait is worth it."
"Thanks, and also these people want to talk with you Mr. Magne", Moxxie said.
Magne looked up to see the group and said, "ah? The Great Scarlet Wizard and his family grace my presence."
Sam asked, "how do you know who I am, Mr. Magne?"
Mange said, "oh, no need for formalities. Call me Lucifer. As for your question, I'm a big fan of anyone who fights against the king."
Sam asked, "really?"
Lucifer nodded and held out his hand.
Sam then shook his hand.
Lucifer asked, "now what can I do for you all?"
"Well we wanted to ask about the Jedi sightings around this place", Sam asked.
Lucifer said, "ah, by all means, go ahead."
Hordak asked, "well is it true that there have been Jedi hanging around here?"
Lucifer simply nodded and said, "quite often. Especially on Wednesday, when we have discounted chicken wings being served the whole day."
Prime asked, "do you know where they live?"
Lucifer said, "they're a very secretive bunch. One of my employees might know."
Alastor asked, "and who might that be?"
Lucifer listed off, "Blitzo, the O is silent by the way, is our marketing department, his adopted daughter Loona handles the phone lines, our star preformed Angel Dust, Moxxie's wife and our head chef, Millie, Nifty, the master of cleanliness, my daughter Charlie, and her girlfriend, our head of security, Vaggie."
"We can all go and ask each of them", Ahsoka said.
As Sam was about to walk away, Lucifer said, "um, Sam?"
Sam asked, "yes?"
Lucifer asked, "would you like to spend a few moments chatting with me?"
Sam blushed a little.
Alastor, Prime and Hordak smirked as they said, "he'd love to."
Sam turned around to glare at them.
They gave mock looks of confusion as Lucifer said, "splendid!"
"Why you three…. I oughta….", Sam said before Hordak said, "gotta go, staff to question and all that", and they dashed off. Ahsoka and Marek stayed behind with the babies in their arms.
Sam growled as he stomped his foot.
Lucifer pulled out a chair and said, "care to take a seat?"
Sam sighed as he sat down.
Ahsoka and Marek sat down with the babies as well.
Lucifer chuckled and said, "your husbands are quite the tricksters, aren't they?"
"They sure are", Sam said.
Ahsoka and Marek chuckled.
"So tell me more about yourself", Lucifer said with a grin.
Sam said, "oof, where to begin?"
"I'll have all the time in the world", Lucifer said.
Sam smiled.
Sam was about to talk when….
"Daddy! I'm back!"
Sam looked over and saw a girl. She looked like Lucifer, but with long blond hair, she wore pink, and she had a much more excited energy about her.
"Hello Charlie", Lucifer said with a smile on his face.
Charlie giggled and said, "I just finished putting up all the fliers Blitz made for the hotel."
Lucifer nods his head.
Charlie then saw Marek, Ahsoka and the babies.
She squealed and said, "ohmygosh! Theyaresoadorable! Ican'tstandit!"
Angela, Junior and Ani titled their heads.
Charlie was practically hopping on her feet as she saw the infants and their cute little head tilts.
"Nya Nya", the babies said.
Charlie squealed again.
Lucifer chuckled and said, "where are my manners, Sam, everyone, meet my daughter, Charlie."
"Nice to meet you", Sam said as he shook hands with Charlie.
Charlie said, "you too."
"And these are my kids, Marek, Ahsoka, Angela, and Junior", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Charlie said, "nice to meet you all."
"And this is my grandson, Ani", Sam said.
"Say hi Ani", Ahsoka said.
Ani babbled, "hiwa."
"AWWWWWWWW", Charlie squealed with stars in her eyes.
Sam said, "you are very excitable."
"She sure is", Lucifer said with a chuckle.
As the babies kept babbling, Lucifer suddenly had an idea.
Lucifer said, "Charlie, why don't you take the kids on a tour of the hotel?"
Charlie asked, "really!?"
The babies giggled in excitement.
"If that's okay with you, Sam", Lucifer said.
Sam said, "I suppose that's fine."
"Follow me kids", Charlie squealed.
The kids did so, eager to explore the hotel.
Sam felt himself blush as he was now alone with Lucifer.
Lucifer said, "so, shall we continue our discussion from before?"
Sam nods his head as he tells Lucifer about himself. His family, lifestyle, history, powers, etc.
Lucifer was impressed and amazed. It all sounded utterly amazing to him.
.
Lucifer then moved closer to Sam.
Sam blushed even more.
Lucifer then leaned into Sam's ear and whispered, "I find you quite…. Exhilarating."
Sam turned a deep shade of red.
Lucifer chuckled and said, "what about me? Do you find me…. Enthralling?"
Sam nods his head. Lucifer smiled at him.
Lucifer grabs Sam's hand.
"Follow me", Lucifer said.
Sam grew excited as Lucifer took his hand and began leading him away.
Lucifer led Sam through a hallway until they came across a door.
He said, "I'm guessing your husbands won't mind if we have a little fun?"
Sam was in thought for a moment and then he said, "I'm sure they'll want a piece of you after all this."
Lucifer then opened the door and entered with Sam into the room.
Lucifer locked the door.
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Lucifer licked his lips and said, "why don't we start and wait for them to show up?"
Sam nods his head.
Lucifer smiled as he began unbuttoning his shirt….
….
Meanwhile….
The group had started questioning Angel Dust about the Jedi sightings.
He said, "yeah, I've seen them around here a few times. Especially this one cutie with an ass that won't quit."
Prime asked, "and what's her name?"
Angel Dust replied, "David…."
….
Back with Lucifer and Sam….
Lucifer and Sam were now both in their underwear.
Lucifer then approached Sam.
He asked, "are there any kinks you're into?"
"I loved…. Being stuffed full of cum", Sam said as he blushed.
Lucifer actually blushed and said, "that was something my wife and I did on our honeymoon…. And it's a MAJOR turn on for me."
Sam blushed as he felt his erection training larger….
….
Sam's husband's were now searching the hotel for where he and Lucifer went….
….
The group was questioning Moxxie's wife, Millie, as she was trying to stuff a large squid creature into a large boiling pot.
She said, "one or two of them have- BACK YOU FOUL BEAST- come back here to compliment my cooking skills."
….
Lucifer said, "let's strip at the exact same time on the count of three, hmm?"
"One…. Two…. Three!"
They both pulled down their boxers!
Sam then looked up.
His eyes went wide at the size of Lucifer's cock.
It was big!
And that wasn't the only thing growing….
….
The group was questioning Blitz, and red skinned imp with long horns and a spot of white over his eye as he said, "one of them kept complaining about how long the ad was. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LONG!"
….
Lucifer's body began to change….
Wings sprouted from Lucifer's back. Sharp black horns appeared on his forehead as a long tail sprouts above his perfectly shaped bum. And his claws grew a bit long.
He chuckled as he rubbed his chest and said, "like what you see?"
Sam nodded excitedly.
Lucifer then picked up Sam.
He said, "ready to have your ass stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey?"
Sam giggled with a nod of his head.
Lucifer smirked and said, "then spread that tight little hole for me."
Lucifer then placed Sam on the bed.
Sam then performed the spell. He transformed his cock and balls into a vagina that was already pouring wet.
Lucifer looked amazed.
Sam gave a come hither gesture and said, "come and get it, big boy…."
….
The group was talking to Loona, a black, white and gray furred Hellhound as she said, "I'm usually behind the phones, but I keep getting calls from one of them about Angel. Some Jedi named David."
….
Lucifer approached Sam with his heart racing like an engine.
Lucifer climbed on top of Sam and his tail was wagging.
Sam said, "well? Go on ahead. Plunge into my depths."
Lucifer wasted no time. He pushed himself balls deep into Sam's quivering pussy.
Sam mewled like a kitty.
It sounded like music to Lucifer's ears.
Lucifer soon started to thrust.
Sam moaned as loudly as he could in utter pleased.
Lucifer grunted, "you like that?"
Sam could only moan like a hentai catgirl.
Lucifer grinned as he kept pounding into Sam.
….
Sam's husband's began hearing moaning and groaning via a purple scroll that they used to listen to Sam and Lucifer's session of love making.
Hordak smirked and said, "shall we head up and join them?"
….
Sam had his arms and legs wrapped around Lucifer as he kept pounding into them.
Lucifer then kissed Sam on the lips.
Sam moaned into the kiss.
Lucifer wrapped his tongue around Sam's tongue. Sam's eyes rolled into the back of his head.
They then heard knocking on the door.
They heard Alastor say, "room for three more?"
Sam and Lucifer broke the kiss.
Sam said, "come on in."
Sam used his Scarlet magic to unlock the door.
His husband's entered, stripping down as they approached the bed and Sam closed and locked the door behind them.
Sam's husbands saw how hot looking Lucifer looked in his full demon form.
All their cocks sprung to attention.
Lucifer asked, "so how will this go?"
Hordak said, "I'll take Sam's ass."
Prime said, "I'll take his mouth."
Alastor said, "and I wouldn't mind tapping your amazing ass."
"Well then get into positions boys", Sam said.
The three of them quickly did so.
Hordak quickly shoved his cock into Sam's ass.
Sam moaned as Prime shoved his cock down his throat.
And Alastor pushed into Lucifer's tightly puckered asshole with a look of pure bliss written on his face.
The five men moaned in pleasure.
This was going to be an amazing time, for sure.
Soon all the men began to thrust. Their hips bucked like crazy, wild beasts.
Sam moaned around Prime's cock as he felt Hordak and Lucifer pounding into him.
And Lucifer felt like he was on cloud nine as he received pleasure from both ends.
"Oh this is so fucking amazing", Hordak grunted as he kept thrusting into Sam's ass.
Sam could only moan in response as Prime said, "this is already shaping up to be the best round of sex we've ever had."
"I agree", Alastor grunted as he thrusted into Lucifer's ass.
Lucifer said, "I haven't had a night like this in ages!"
The room was filled with moaning and skin slapping against one another.
….
Meanwhile, the group was talking to another preformed for the hotel, a succubus with pink skin and white hair named Verosika.
She said, "one or two of them love my songs I sing. I think they said they live in the woodland area near here."
….
Back to Sam and his lovers, they were still going at it!
Sam sucked and licked around Prime's cock.
Alastor held onto Lucifer for dear life as he kept thrusting into him.
Hordak and Lucifer kept pounding into Sam even deeper.
They all felt their climaxes slowly approaching.
"Oh, I feel it", Lucifer groaned.
Hordak, Prime and Alastor moaned, "us too!"
Soon they all came at the same time, moaning in utter bliss and pleasure.
Sam felt his stomach bloat. His eyes went wide and rolled into the back of his head.
Prime removed his cock from Sam's mouth.
Sam had gulped down every drop of cum Prime let out.
Prime asked, "how do you feel little imp?"
Sam could only moan the amazing pleasure he felt.
Hordak asked, "can you handle another few rounds, little imp?"
Sam moaned as he gave a shaky thumbs up.
"Then let's get to it", Lucifer said.
Yeah, they were gonna be at this for a while….
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A few hours later….
The five men were cuddled up underneath the blankets of the bed.
Sam laid in between Lucifer and Alastor.
Prime was next to Lucifer as Hordak was next to Alastor.
Sam's stomach was ginormous.
He was smiling contently.
Lucifer rubbed Sam's back.
He said, "that was amazing."
"Agreed", Alastor said.
Prime and Hordak said, "mmhmm."
Sam asked Lucifer, "so does this mean?"
Lucifer said, "I hope so. Charlie already loves the kids. And it's been a little lonely since…. Her mother passed away…."
Prime asked, "what happened?"
Lucifer said, "she passed away when Charlie was only little."
"Sorry to hear that", Hordak said.
Lucifer said, "it's okay."
Sam then cupped Lucifer's cheeks and said, "well, we'll be here for you and her now."
"And it would be an honor if you join our family", Alastor said.
Lucifer smiled with tears in his eyes and said, "I'd love that."
Sam,Hordak,Prime and Alastor smiled.
"And wasting no time…. If I may so ask this….", Lucifer said.
Lucifer pulled out four rings with red apples on them.
Lucifer asked, "will you four marry me?"
All four men grew wide smiles.
"YES!"
They all entered a group hug.
Lucifer then used his magic to place the rings on his now fiance's fingers.
"Five way kiss", Sam cheered.
They all entered a large kiss.
The five men moaned as they felt each others tongue's.
The moment felt absolutely perfect.
The five men kept on kissing each other for a few minutes. They felt like they were in their own little world.
Soon they broke the kiss.
Sam said, "we better get cleaned up and dressed."
"And tell our kids about our engagement", Prime said.
Hordak said, "good ideas."
The five men cleaned themselves up and got dressed.
They then went to find the others.
They saw Charlie hanging out with kids.
"Aww Vaggie, Ani likes you", Charlie giggled.
We see Charlie's girlfriend, Vaggie. She had gray skin, one eye with long white hair covering the other one.
Ani was playing with her hair.
Ani giggled.
Vaggie sighed with a smile on her face.
Angela and Junior then saw their father's.
The two babies squealed and jumped out of Marek and Padme's arms, and right into Sam and Alastor's.
Charlie, Lucifer and Vaggie were left speechless.
Hordak said, "yeah, they do that."
Ahsoka asked, "so where were you dad's?"
Sam said, "oh, getting to know one another."
Aiden asked, "what do you mean by that, papa?"
Galen, however, figured it out and said, "you guys added another wheel to the vehicle, didn't you?"
Everyone caught on to the metaphor.
Charlie stuttered, "Dad? Does this mean that…?"
Lucifer nodded as Sam and his husbands held up their hands with the rings on them.
Charlie squealed in joy.
She quickly pulled all six men into a bone crushing hug.
"Choking! Choking!"
Charlie let go and said, "sorry."
Then Sam and his husbands were tackled to the ground by their kids.
The kids were all so happy for their dad's!
Beru asked, "does this mean Charlie is our sister now?"
Sam said, "indeed it does."
The babies were the first to tackle Charlie to the ground.
Charlie let out a squeal of surprise.
But she quickly hugged the babies close. She was way more gentle with them.
"Yes, Charlie is your big sister now", Hordak said.
The babies squealed in delight.
The kids cheered.
The soon joined in the hug.
Lucifer then whispered into his fiance's ears.
They smiled and nodded at the idea he had.
Lucifer then heads to the stage.
He said, "my glorious staff, I have an announcement!"
The staff turned to see Lucifer.
He said, "I would love to announce my engagement to Sam, Hordak, Alastor and Prime Skywalker."
The staff was quiet for a few moments until they let out cheers.
Lucifer smiled at his staff, whom he honestly considered his family.
Nifty asked, "but wait does that mean you're going to move in with them, Mr. Magne?"
Mr. Magne said, "indeed it does, but I will still be here every day."
Angel Dust asked, "so when's the wedding?"
Lucifer said, "we're still working on that part."
Sam and his husbands smiled.
They felt so happy right now.
Later.
"I'll let my father know that first we got information on where to find the Jedi", Sam said as he took out his purple scroll.
Hordak said, "that'll definitely help things."
Galen asked, "so are we going home now?"
Sam said, "it appears so, since our mission is done for now."
"I can't wait to see what your house looks like", Lucifer said.
Hordak said, "we promise you, it's quite magical."
"Charlie is coming as well, she wants to get to know the family even more", Lucifer said.
Charlie was smiling ear to ear.
"Well then follow us", Alastor said.
And with that, the group led Lucifer and Charlie to their new home….
….
"Welcome to the Scarlet House", Sam exclaimed.
Charlie went, "wooooaaah."
Ahsoka asked, "pretty cool right?"
Lucifer said, "amazing."
"Well come on in", Prime said.
That they did.
"It looks so pretty", Charlie said.
Sam said, "I settled for nothing but the best for my family."
Ani started tugging at his mother's lekku.
"I'm gonna go to my room, my little one is hungry", Ahsoka said.
Alastor said, "no problem sweety."
Ahsoka walked upstairs with Ani in her arms.
Angela and Junior were tugging at Sam's sleeves telling their father they were hungry.
Sam said, "I'm gonna go feed the babies."
Charlie asked a bit confused, "how are you going to feed them?"
Sam snapped his fingers, forming two large breasts.
Lucifer and Charlie looked shocked.
Sam shrugged and said, "gotta feed them somehow."
Angela and Junior latched onto Sam's breasts. Sam hurried upstairs.
He ran inside his room.
The two infants squealed as they drank their milk.
Sam sighed and said, "drink up little ones."
The two infants kept on squealing.
Sam chuckled.
Sam then sat down.
He cradled his two babies as they drank from his breasts.
Soon the two infants were done.
Sam pat their backs, and they gave light burps before they began to get sleepy.
"Time for a nap", Sam whispered.
Sam took them to their cribs and tucked them in.
Sam then kissed their foreheads.
He went off to see how Charlie and Lucifer were settling in.
Sam then walked downstairs and saw how the two were doing.
Lucifer was admiring the various photos on the wall as Charlie was telling stories to her new step-siblings.
Alastor asked, "finished feeding the twins?"
Sam nodded as he transformed his chest back to normal.
"Hordak and Prime are making lunch", Alastor said.
Sam said, "that sounds great."
Padme asked, "what are they making papa?"
Alastor said, "grilled cheese."
"Yay", the kids cheered.
They LOVED every food their dad's made.
Charlie giggled at the kid's joy. She was happy to now be a part of this family.
"Lunch is ready", Hordak called out.
The kids instantly ran to get their lunch.
Sam and the others followed suit.
They were also eager to eat lunch.
Prime then served Apple blood to everyone.
Hordak placed a grilled cheese down in front of everyone.
"Thank you daddies", the kids said.
Hordak and Prime smiled and said, "you're welcome."
"Well, dig in everyone", Prime said.
Everyone happily did so.
"These are so delicious", Sam said as he took a bite out of the grilled cheese.
Charlie had already finished half of hers!
"Your cooking skills are impressive", Lucifer said.
The two men said, "thank you."
Soon the family was done eating lunch.
Their bellies were full and smiles on their faces.
Galen asked, "now what?"
Sam said, "let's just relax, hmm?"
The family all nod their heads.
That sounded lovely.
Soon the family decided to go watch the Crystal Vision.
They all sat on the couch together.
Then knocking was heard.
Sam called out, "who is it?"
"It's me Sam", Anakin called out.
Sam smiled as the kids all dashed to the door.
The kids opened the door and yelled "GRANDPA!"
Anakin exclaimed, "kids!"
The kids hugged their grandfather.
Anakin chuckled as he held them all close.
"Awww so adorable", Charlie squealed.
Anakin said, "on, you have guests?"
"Sorta", Sam said.
Charlie shook Anakin's hand and said, "It's so nice to meet you, sir."
"Nice to meet you, my name is Anakin Skywalker", Anakin said.
Charlie said, "I'm Charlie Magne."
"And this is my father Lucifer", Charlie said as she pointed to her father.
Lucifer went forward and shook Anakin's hand as he said, "it's an honor, sir."
Anakin smiled and then he noticed the rings on Sam and his husbands.
He put two and two together and said, "y'know, I should be used to this by now."
Sam let out a giggle.
Hordak, Prime and Alastor shrugged with lopsided grins.
Lucifer smiled as well.
Anakin said, "well, welcome to the family, you two."
Lucifer and Charlie hug Anakin. Anakin hugged back.
Anakin asked, "so, when's the wedding?"
Sam said, "hopefully very soon."
Anakin asked, "are you planning to have more kids?"
Sam blushed deeply in embarrassment.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you Sam", Anakin said nervously.
Sam said, "it's okay."
….
Later….
Lucifer and Charlie got to meet the rest of Sam's friends and family. Charlie got more and more excited with every meeting.
When she met Luz, she got so excited at her first meeting with a human.
Luz knew that she and Charlie would become great friends.
Especially with the knowledge that they were both dating cute demon girls.
Lucifer got to meet Eda and her family.
He was quite impressed with them all.
He also got to meet Luz as well. He saw so much of his daughter in her.
Lucifer then met the rest of the Jedi. He felt truly honored to meet them all.
Lucifer and Charlie now felt complete.
They had a new family to make their lives all the more sweeter.
Padme asked, "do you really have to go back Charlie?"
Charlie said, "I'm sorry, but yes. Someone has to watch the hotel, and I couldn't think fo being apart from Vaggie for so long."
Beru asked, "will you come and visit us often?"
Charlie smiled warmly and said, "of course I will."
"Be sure to be at the wedding", Ahsoka said.
Charlie said, "wouldn't miss it for the world."
The four girls then hugged.
"Take care you three", Charlie said.
The girls said, "we will."
Charlie then got on her staff.
She said, "see you all later!"
"Bye big sis", Ahsoka, Padme and Beru shouted as they waved their hands.
Charlie smiled as she flew off. She was already looking forward to her next visit.
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Back inside the Scarlet House….
Sam was putting on his nightgown.
He was looking forward to a relaxing night with the men he loved.
All four of them.
Sam checked himself in the mirror.
The nightgown was red and showed off his curves.
A perfect way to tease his husbands and fiance.
"Perfect", Sam whispered.
He then made his way into the bedroom.
Hordak asked but stopped mid sentence, "Sam are you almost…?"
All four men went wide-eyed when they saw Sam.
Sam posed as he asked "like what you see boys?"
All four men held up papers that had 11's one them.
Sam asked, "why eleven?"
Hordak said, "because it's one step beyond perfection."
Sam smiled.
He said, "good answer."
Sam walked towards the bed.
He said, "I don't know about you three, but I could use a good night of sleep."
Alastor picked up Sam and placed him on the bed.
Sam said, "thank you."
The four men smiled and each of them kissed Sam's cheeks.
Sam felt so spectacular.
"Time to go to sleep", Lucifer said.
Sam smiled and said, "lovely."
"Good night", Prime said.
The others all said, "good night."
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SuperSentai199: I'm glad you liked those scenes, and I hope Lucifer had a great intro to the story.
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