We're Wizards, Not Warriors
Chapter 40: Fifth Times The Charm
(Lemon Warning!)
3 days later….
It was now the day of the wedding.
Yep, that's how eager Sam and his husbands were to officially add Lucifer and Charlie to the family.
The wedding was being held at the Jedi Temple.
Everyone was excited for today.
Sam and his husbands, and fiance were all getting dressed.
Sam was once again in a beautiful wedding dress.
Sam looked at himself in the mirror.
He muttered, "dang, I look good."
On the bottom of the dress had red apples drawn onto them. A personal touch for Lucifer, or as Sam liked to call him in private, Luci.
Sam had a veil placed over his head.
He felt like a pretty little princess.
His aunt Eda had already put makeup on his face. It really accentuated his features.
"Well I'm ready", Sam said with a smile on his face.
This was it. He was about to walk down the aisle.
And who was gonna walk with him?
Well it was none other than Anakin.
As for Hordak, Prime and Alastor, they were all at the altar with Lucifer.
Each of them were in a suit.
They were all waiting for Sam.
And that's when, "here comes the bride", began to play.
The four men then turned around and their jaws dropped to the ground.
They were awestruck at Sam as he was walked down the aisle.
Sam looked beautiful, almost like he was an angel!
Sam then made it to the altar.
Master Kenobi was now the one to officiate this ceremony.
"You look so beautiful little imp", Lucifer said with a smile on his face.
Sam blushed and said, "you too."
"Everyone sit down please", Obi Wan said.
Everyone did so.
Obi Wan then began to speak, "dearly beloved, we have gathered here, once again, to join Sam and his husbands with another person who means so much to them. If anyone does not agree to this union, speak now, or forever hold your piece."
No-one said a word.
"Lucifer, you may go first", Obi Wan said.
Lucifer smiled and said, "Sam, Hordak, Prime, Alastor, after I lost my beloved Lilith, I thought I would never find love again. That all I would ever have in my life would be my beautiful daughter and amazing hotel. But then…. You four walked into my hotel. And even if it's only under a week, I know that my life will be so much sweeter with you and your children in it. I love you all so much."
Sam, Prime, Hordak and Alastor smiled with tears in their eyes.
Obi Wan said, "well said, Lucifer. Now, Hordak?"
"Lucifer…. When my husbands and I went to go find out more about the Jedi Sightings…. We didn't know that we wouldn't just find out about the Jedi, We found you and your daughter Charlie…. And we are so grateful to have you in our lives. We love you Lucifer", Hordak said with a smile on his face.
Lucifer smiled with tears in his eyes as Obi Wan said, "Prime, you may follow those amazing words."
"Lucifer…. When you and your daughter came into our lives…. Our lives got much sweeter…. Our kids love Charlie as their big sister and they love you as well Lucifer, and we are happy to spend the rest of our lives with you. We love you Lucifer", Prime smiled.
Lucifer's smile grew even wider.
"Alastor, your turn", Obi Wan said.
Alastor smiled and said, "Lucifer…. I didn't think my life could get any more entertaining…. And then you came around, and proved me wrong. Every moment with you and Charlie has made my life so spectacular. And I look forward to having you in it a lot more. I love you."
Lucifer smiled even more.
Obi Wan said, "and last but not least, Sam…."
"Lucifer…. Before you came into my life…. I already had everything, a family, three lo inglés husbands and kids…. But now that you came into our lives…. My life just got filled with more happiness and joy. I love you Lucifer", Sam smiled.
Lucifer had to wipe away tears of joy at what Sam said.
Obi Wan asked, "okay all of you have your rings?"
King held up all five rings on a pillow.
The five men picked up the rings. They placed them on each other's fingers.
"Do you Lucifer-", Obi Wan asked.
"I do", Lucifer said with a smile on his face.
Obi Wan tried to ask, "and do-"
Sam and his husbands all exclaimed, "yesyesyesyesyesyes! We do!"
Obi wan chuckled.
He said, "then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you, husband, husband, husband, husband and husband. You may now all kiss."
The five men all entered a big kiss.
Everyone stood up, clapping and cheering!
Charlie was sobbing tears of joy.
Vaggie handed her girlfriend a tissue.
Charlie blew her nose.
Vaggie chuckled and patted her back.
The five men then broke the kiss.
They all smiled at the cheering crowd.
The five men then held hands as they walked down the altar.
Sam threw the bouquet behind them.
Once again all the women in the room tried to catch it.
Vaggie yelled, "Loona, Verosika, launch me!"
They grabbed Vaggie and tossed her into the air!
Vaggie caught the boquet!
She landed right next to a blushing Charlie.
Lucifer smiled at his daughter.
Charlie smiled back.
The kids then ran up to hug to their father's.
They happily embraced them.
"We're happy for you daddies", Beru said.
Sam said, "thank you so much."
Aiden asked, "can we have cake now?"
"There will be more than cake little ones", Prime said.
Galen asked, "huh?"
"There are candied apples as well", Lucifer said with a smile on his face.
The kids grew excited as they heard about the various goodies being served at the reception.
"Then let's get this party started", Eda shouted.
Everyone cheered again.
We then see everyone dancing. Music was blasting around the room.
Charlie and Vaggie had to stop Angela, Junior and Ani from grabbing too much cake.
Otherwise they'd have three bouncing babies running around.
Ahsoka and her siblings were eating a few candy apples
Charlie was dancing with Vaggie in her arms.
Soon Alastor was onstage singing a Frank Sinatra song with Angel Dust and Verosika accompanying his vocals.
Alastor snapped his fingers to the beat as he sang.
"And now…. The end is near…. And so I face…. The final curtain…."
Lucifer picked up Sam and spun him around.
"My friends…. I'll say it clear, and state my case…. Of which I'm certain."
Hordak and Prime danced to the beat.
"I've lived a life that's full…. I traveled each and every highway…. And more, much more than this…. I did it my way…"
Anakin held Eda as they danced.
"Regrets…. I've had a few…. But then again…. Too few…. To mention…."
Leia was dancing with her boyfriend Han Solo.
"I did what I had to do…. And saw it through without exemption…. I planned each charted course…."
Ahsoka danced with Hunter, who had managed to make it to the wedding.
"Each careful step…. Along the byway
And more…. Much more than this…. I did it my way…."
Yoda was tapping his cane to the music.
"Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew…. When I bit off more than I could chew…. But through it all, when there was doubt…. I ate it up and spit it out…. I faced it all, and I stood tall…. And did it my way…."
Galen was dancing with Rey.
Marek was dancing with Azzie.
Padme and Beru were dancing side by side.
"I've loved, I've laughed and cried…. I've had my fill, my share of losing…. And now, as tears subside…. I find it all so amusing…."
Millie and Moxxie were dancing in each other's arms.
"To think I did all that…. And may I say, not in a shy way….Oh, no, oh, no, not me…. I did it my way."
Luz was dancing with Amity as Lilith had shown up and started dancing with King in order to make him happy.
"For what is a man, what has he got? If not himself, then he has naught…. To say the things he truly feels…. And not the words of one who kneels…. The record shows I took the blows…. And did it my way…."
Everyone clapped at the amazing performance.
Alastor, Angel Dust and Verosika all bowed.
Alastor jumped off the stage and went over to his husbands.
"My love, that was amazing", Sam squealed.
Alastor said, "I hoped so."
"Your singing is truly wonderful", Lucifer said.
Alastor smiled with a blush on his cheeks.
Prime and Hordak then kissed Alastor on the cheeks.
Alastor grew a big dumb grin.
Sam and Lucifer then kissed Alastor on the cheeks as well.
This made his grin grow even larger.
"Let's go dance", Sam said.
Alastor said, "let's."
The five men then held hands as they walked to where the other couples were dancing. They soon entered a large dance huddle, holding onto one another.
Sam asked, "does anyone have anything special planned for the honeymoon?"
Lucifer said, "I thought we could have our honeymoon at the hotel…."
"That would be a great idea", Prime said with a smile on his face.
Alastor said, "a very entertaining one at that."
"And my room happens to be at the very top and it is much bigger than the other rooms in the hotel", Lucifer said.
Sam said, "I guess it pays to be the owner of the hotel, hmm?"
Lucifer said, "technically, I'm only the financier. Charlie is the one who had the idea for it."
Prime asked, "really?"
Lucifer nodded and said, "really."
"Then we'll let Charlie and Vaggie babysit the kids while we have our honeymoon at the hotel", Sam said.
Charlie grew very excited when she heard that.
Charlie asked with a smile on her face, "really!? Vaggie and I can look after them!?"
Sam said, "indeed you can."
"YAAAAY", Charlie squealed.
She hugged Vaggie with a huge smile on her face.
Angela and Junior jumped into their arms!
Charlie giggled as she held them close.
"Cute", Ahsoka giggled.
Padme and Beru said, "indeed they are."
Marek took out his purple scroll and took a picture of Charlie and Vaggie with the twins in their arms.
It was utterly adorable.
"Family photo", Anakin called out.
Everyone smiled and gathered together.
"1…. 2…. 3…. Everybody say Cheese"", Luz called out.
Everyone said, "cheese!"
Except for Galen.
He said, "cheddar!"
The photo was then taken.
It was a true beautiful photo.
Which was the first of many.
Sam then takes a photo with his father.
Lucifer took one with the entire staff of the Hazbin Hotel.
Hordak and Prime take a photo with Luke, Leia and Kane.
Eda took one with her mother, sister and King.
Alastor took a photo with his kids.
The same went for Hordak and Prime.
Sam and Lucifer then took a photo with Charlie, Vaggie and the kids as well.
Then a photo with all the Jedi.
….
Later….
We see the five husbands walk into the hotel.
The staff had returned before they did, and Husk had accidentally fallen asleep at the front desk.
Hordak asked, "is Husk always like that?"
Lucifer nodded and said, "he gets easily tired after partying."
Sam said, "and he was drunk, did you see how many bottles of booze he drank?"
Alastor said, "I lost count."
"Well, let's head up to the bedroom", Prime said.
The group made their way into the elevator, powered by magic.
….
After a few minutes, the five husbands arrived at the top of the hotel….
Sam, Hordak, Prime and Alastor were amazed by the extravagant room they were in.
It was large for sure…. And the main color scheme was red, white and pink.
And there was a basket full of Apples next to the bed.
Alastor asked, "what's your obsession with apples?"
"I just love apples", Lucifer said as he shrugged.
Hmm…. Fair enough.
"And besides I plan to use a few of them during our…. Lovemaking", Lucifer said.
This slightly confused the others.
"You'll see in just a moment….", Lucifer explained.
This got the others excited.
….
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The five men then started to strip themselves of their clothes. Their hearts raced at the knowledge of this being their first night married to Lucifer.
Soon the five husbands were naked, and they all but lunged at one another.
The five husbands started to kiss each other.
Their hands caressed one another.
Their moaning grew louder by the second.
A clear indication of the night ahead of them….
Sam asked, "so how do you plan on using those apples Luci?"
Lucifer smiled and said, "watch and learn…."
Lucifer then used his magic to bring the basket of apples over.
Lucifer picked up an Apple.
He held it out to Sam and said, "put this in your mouth, please?"
Sam looked a bit confused, but he did as he was told.
He placed the Apple into his mouth.
"Now lie on the bed", Lucifer said.
Sam nodded and laid down.
Hordak asked, "so what's the plan?"
Alastor said, "we're gonna stuff Sam like a Christmas ham, hence the apple. I call pussy."
Hordak said, "then I call ass."
Sam blushed. He loved the sound of that.
Alastor performed the spell on Sam, that would allow him and the others to stuff Sam with as much as cum as they wanted to.
Prime performed the spell that would make sure none of them would get tired.
And Sam made sure to use the spell that transformed his cock and balls into a vagina.
Prime asked, "ready little imp?"
Sam nods his head.
Lucifer pushed into his pussy, Hordak pushed into his ass, while Prime and Alastor pushed into their asses respectively.
The five men moaned in pleasure.
Soon, the room was filled with the sound of skin slapping and moaning.
Sam moaned as he started to bite down on the apple.
Luckily, the apple was enchanted, so it wouldn't be easy to bite through.
Hordak started to kiss Sam's neck.
Sam moaned in bliss.
Lucifer kissed Sam's chest.
Prime and Alastor kissed Lucifer and Hordak's necks as well.
"Oh! Oh! Oh", Hordak moaned as he pounded into Sam's ass.
Lucifer was lost in the pleasure as he pounded Sam's pussy.
"Harder", Hordak moaned as he clutched Sam's hips and kept pounding into his ass.
Sam's eyes rolled into the back of his head.
Prime kept pounding into Lucifer's ass.
Alastor kept pounding in Hordak's ass.
"Your ass is so tight, Luci", Prime grunted as he kept thrusting into Lucifer's ass.
Lucifer moaned, "well, you're so big!"
The five men then felt their climaxes approaching. They all moaned and groaned in unison.
"Oh fuck", Hordak moaned.
Everyone pretty much repeated what Hordak said as they all came!
Sam moaned as he felt his stomach bloat.
He felt like a living fleshlight.
Prime asked, "what's next?"
Lucifer said, "shall we continue stuffing our beautiful bride?"
"FUCK YEAH", the three men yelled.
Sam moaned in excitement.
Prime then whispered into Lucifer's ear about the spell that merged him, Alastor and Hordak into one being.
THIS got him even more excited.
"But this time you can join in", Prime whispered.
Lucifer grew so excited, it was impossible to get even more excited.
Prime then performed the spell.
The new merger form now had a tail, horns and wings!
Sam felt his pussy throbbing at the sight.
Especially since the cock Lucidakrime had was the size of an arm!
"Let's get this apple off your mouth", Lucidakrime said as he removed the apple from Sam's mouth, "good, now we can kiss you while we pound into your ass."
Lucidakrime stuck his tongue down Sam's throat.
Sam gagged in surprise before he started sucking on it like a cock.
Lucidakrime then shoved his cock inside of Sam's pussy.
Sam moaned in utter bliss.
Lucidakrime then started to pound into Sam's ass.
That's when they heard the door open.
Lucidakrime turned to see Blitz peeking in through a crack in the door.
Lucidakrime was not amused….
….
As Verosika was brushing her hair, Blitz suddenly came crashing through the wall!
She didn't even look as she said, "that's what you get for being a perv. I thought me and Stolas were enough for you on a daily basis…."
Blitz groaned in pain.
He groaned, "please bring amberlamps."
...
"Woah", Sam said in awe at what just happened.
Lucidakrime said, "nobody gets to see you in your naked glory except us."
Sam blushed and giggled, "awww."
Lucidakrime asked, "now, where were we?"
Lucidakrime then did a small thrust of his hips and Sam moaned.
"Oh right…. Pounding into your ass while kissing you", Lucidakrime growled.
Sam smiled as they went right back at it.
Lucidakrime then shoved his tongue down Sam's throat as he started to pound even deeper inside of Sam.
Sam clenched even harder around Lucidakrime's cock. He felt like he was in pure heaven.
Soon Lucidakrime came inside of Sam!
Sam got even more filled up.
Lucidakrime then removed his tongue from Sam's mouth.
"We're going to spend the entire night filling you with our cum", Lucidakrime growled in pleasure.
Sam moaned as he gave a shaky thumbs up.
….
Later….
Sam was sprawled out on the bed, his stomach as big as an exercise ball.
Lucidakrime licked Sam as way to comfort him.
Sam giggled slightly and said, "that tickles."
Lucidakrime purred as he wrapped his wings around them.
Sam smiled as he snuggled up to his merged husband.
Sam asked, "how does it feel like my loves?"
Lucidakrime kept purring.
"I can't wait for what the next few days will be like", Sam whispered as he snuggled against Lucidakrime's chest.
Lucidakrime purred even more lovingly.
"Good Night", Sam whispered as he fell asleep.
Lucidakrime whispered back, "sweet dreams."
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For the next few days….
Sam was trying on some lingerie. He brought every single piece of naughty nightwear he had in order to please his husbands.
Sam was going to put on a fashion show for his husbands. He thought of it that morning for breakfast.
Sam called out, "okay little imps, you ready?"
He heard all four of his husbands say, "yes!"
Sam then walked out. He struck a sexy pose.
His husband's were drooling.
Sam turned and bent down, saying, "like what you see?"
The four men nod their heads.
San smirked. They were putty in his hands.
Sam walked back into the closet and put on another set of lingerie.
A simple purple bra and thong.
Sam then walked out and struck a pose.
His husband's pinched themselves to make sure they weren't dreaming.
Sam let out a giggle. It was so easy, teasing his husbands like that.
Sam then knew the next set of lingerie would eventually cause his husbands to react crazily.
It was a very tight and white set.
"I know you four are just going to love this one", Sam said with a lustful smirk.
He could feel their excitement radiating in the air.
Sam then walked out.
His husband's went wide-eyed and slack jawed.
Sam did a little dance. It only increased his husbands reactions.
Sam asked lustfully, "well?"
He wasn't surprised when his husbands tackled him to the bed….
Sam giggled as he felt his husbands start to remove the lingerie.
They were in for another long session of love making….
….
Then we see Sam wearing a golden bikini and a green skirt.
"Still can't believe i lost the bet", Sam whispered to himself.
And what was that bet, we hear you dear readers asking?
Well it turns out…. That Sam had to try to spend 4 hours without kissing any of his husbands…. And if he failed…. He would have to wear the Golden bikini and Skirt for the entire day.
And he obviously failed.
Sam crossed his arms.
He was in a sour move.
Alastor teased, "awww, is someone grumpy?"
Sam said, "hmph."
"We know something that might cheer you up", Lucifer said.
Sam asked, "and what's that?"
Alastor kissed Sam on the lips.
That made Sam feel better.
….
"Oh! Oh", we see Sam gripping the counter.
Sam was in the middle of making himself lunch when Alastor came in.
He was rubbing Sam's ass and said, "I love seeing this every day."
Alastor whispered, "and you know what I i else i love?"
Sam asked, "what?"
Alastor pulled down Sam's shorts.
He said, "this…."
But before he could do anything…. They
heard snickering….
Sam asked, "what's that?"
Alastor looked to the fridge and opened it up, seeing Blitz sitting in it.
Alastor turned into his demonic form as Blitz held up a sign that read, "I'm f××ked."
...
Stolas was in his room reading a newspaper.
Blitz suddenly crashed through the wall and landed in front of him.
Stolas said, "you didn't listen to Verosika, did you, my little imp?"
Blitz said incoherently, "mommy, I wanna go to LuLu Land. Right after the amberlamps."
Stolas let out a chuckle.
He said, "right away, sweetheart."
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"Oh! Alastor", Sam breathed out in pleasure.
Alastor chuckled mirthfully.
Alastor was pounding into Sam.
Alastor roared, "NO! ONE! ELSE! CAN! SEE! YOUR! BEAUTIFUL! ASS!"
Sam mewled like a kitten.
"Yesh! Yesh", Sam moaned.
Alastor cackled lustfully.
"What if Blitz keeps trying to…. Ohhh", Sam breathed out.
Alastor groaned, "I'll tell Stolas and Verosika to keep him in check."
Sam moaned as he felt Alastor continue to pound into him.
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We then see a very sick Sam lying on the bed.
Sam had gone out into the Rain…. Something he now very much regretted.
Sam sneezed and rubbed his puffy eyes.
Lucifer came in with a bowl of chicken soup.
"My throat hurts", Sam cried.
Lucifer said, "Millie's soup should make it all better."
Sam asked as he looked around, "where are you Luci? I can't see you?"
Lucifer said, "I'm right next to you. I'll feed you this soup."
Lucifer held up the spoon.
He said, "say ah."
Sam opened his mouth.
Lucifer gave him a spoonful of soup.
Sam drank down the soup.
It was quite delicious.
"My eyes", Sam moaned in pain.
"Hordak will be back with the eyedrops", Lucifer said as he comforted his husband.
Sam whimpered and said, "I hope he'll be back soon. I can't see anything."
Lucifer pet Sam's head to calm him down.
Soon enough, Hordak walked inside the room.
He said, "I have the eye drops."
"Good…. Hopefully this helps Sam feel better", Lucifer said.
Sam whimpered as Hordak began administering the drops.
Sam sighed in relief.
His eyes already felt much better.
"I wish I could still see you my loves", Sam said sadly.
Hordak said, "you will soon."
"For now we will be taking care of you", Lucifer said.
Sam gave a small smile.
"Let's give you more soup", Lucifer said.
Sam said, "yes please."
….
Then we see Sam wearing a casual dress as he lies his head on Prime's chest.
Alastor, Hordak and Lucifer were there as well.
Sam let out a small moan as he felt Prime squeeze his asscheeks.
Alastor asked, "how is it that you have such a curvaceous body little imp?"
Sam said, "I'm pretty sure I inherited all of my mom's looks, hence me being built like a woman, minus the natural lady bits."
"Makes sense", Prime said.
Hordak said, "I'll buy it."
"To be honest when I was younger…. I was scared to wear dresses in public", Sam said.
That shocked all four of his husband's.
"I was really afraid that people would be disgusted at seeing a boy…. Wearing a dress", Sam said sadly.
His husband's hugged him close.
"We're so sorry, little imp", Prime said softly.
Sam smiled softly and said, "it's okay."
Hordak asked, "there's more isn't there?"
Sam sighed with tears in his eyes.
He said, "I faced a lot of bullying over the years."
Prime rubbed Sam's back.
"And one time…. I was…. Almost…. Harassed by them…..", Sam choked out.
Lucifer said, "shh, it's okay. Take all the time you need."
"But my father…. And Revan appeared just in time to save me…. And I don't know what could have happened…. If they….", Sam sobbed.
He buried his face into Lucifer's chest.
Lucifer rubbed his back.
He said, "it's okay. You're safe now. With us."
"How I wish I could find those bullies and tear them in half….", Alastor growled.
Hordak, Prime and Lucifer nodded in agreement.
"After my dad and uncle Revan saved me…. They gave me advice that allowed me to no longer be afraid of what others would think of me, when I would go out in public wearing a dress", Sam said as he smiled softly.
This began to ease the tension in the room as his husbands all hugged him close.
"Even though others may see it's weird for a man to wear dresses…. It's your body little imp…. You are the one who decides what to wear on your own body", Prime said.
Sam smiled and said, "that's why I love you all so much. You always accept me."
The four men all smiled and leaned in to kiss Sam.
Sam smiled as he kissed each and every one of them.
Sam then slowly fell asleep. He snuggled close to his husbands.
"Sweet dreams, little imp", Hordak whispered.
The others soon joined him in sleep….
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