We're Wizards, Not Warriors
Chapter 43: Land and Dinner with the Blights
(Lemon Warning!)
Sam was serving his children breakfast. Good old fashioned bacon and eggs.
"Thanks daddy", the kids said.
Sam smiled and said, "you're welcome."
The kids started to eat their breakfast.
Sam smiled and leaned against the table with a cup of coffee.
Galen asked, "what can we do today?"
"I don't know, I'm feeling bored", Beru said.
Sam smiled. He had an idea.
"I have an idea", Sam said with a smile on his face.
The kids looked at him, eager to hear his idea.
Sam then used his magic to summon a megaphone.
He called out, "H, A, L and P, get in here! We're going to LuLu Land!"
Hordak and Alastor leaned into the room, asking, "LuLu Land?"
Lucifer and Prime smashed through the wall and yelled, "LULU LAND?!"
Sam smirked and said, "LuLu Land."
They heard a griffin outside yell, "shut the heck up!"
That made the kids and babies giggle.
Sam said, "everybody get ready for a day of excitement."
The kids and babies cheered in joy.
Lucifer said, "and you're lucky I own the park."
Beru asked, "you own the park Dad?"
Lucifer nodded.
"Well then let's go", Galen said.
Everyone quickly grabbed whatever they needed for their day of amusement.
….
Later….
The family arrived at LuLu Land.
Charlie and Vaggie came along as well.
Aiden also invited Luna and Loona.
Marek could tell that the three of them would find any opportunity to makeout.
Anakin was there as well.
Sam had asked his dad why Eda and Luz weren't there.
"Oh, they are at the Blight's mansion", Anakin said.
Lucifer asked, "doing what?"
Anakin replied, "most likely having a very awkward family dinner…."
"Most likely since Amity's mom did try to kill Luz", Ahsoka said.
Anakin nodded as the group thought of how the dinner was going.
"Hopefully they don't kill each other", Sam said.
….
At the Blight Mansion….
Eda sat on one end of the table as Odalia sat at the head of the table.
Edric and Emira sat with Alador on one side as Luz and Amity sat across from them, with an empty seat nearby.
Eda looked down at the meal, and started chewing on a carrot, making a loud chomp for a moment.
Odalia gave an indignant glare.
Luz took a sip of water, and accidentally gave a small burp.
She covered her mouth and said, "excuse me."
Amity and Luz gave light giggles as Eda said, "better out than in, eh Luz?"
The three of them have light giggles, with Amity's siblings covering their mouths.
Alador gave a small grin before seeing his wife glaring at the giggling.
The laughing died down as Eda said, "I guess not…."
They all then heard rustling in the kitchen, as well as a familiar voice saying, "what do you mean I'm not on the list? Don't tell me you don't know who I am!"
King burst through the door, saying, "hey hey hey! What's happening everybody? Thanks for waiting. I had a hard time getting here."
King sat down next to Amity as Odalia growled, "no, bad demon! Bad! Down!"
Amity said, "nonono! Mom, it's alright, he's with us. He's a part of Eda's family."
King said, "yep, that's me, the noble King. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the King!"
Eds muttered, "oh brother."
Alador asked, "so, Luz, tell us where you live?"
Luz said, "well, I live with Eda and her family, who own their own land. Don't you Eda?"
Eda said, "oh! Yeah. It's in an…. Enchanted forest. Abundant in cute little creatures and-"
King said, "what? Hahaha! I know you ain't talking about the Owl House."
Eda growled, "King!"
Odalia said, "oh, the Owl House, how quaint."
Eda and Odalia tried to distract themselves by eating.
Alador said, "well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise Luz and Amity's children…."
Eda and Odalia both began choking on their food, and Eda had to pound her chest in order to cough up a spoon.
Amity tried to lighten the tension by saying, "i-it's a bit early to discuss that, isn't it?"
Odalia growled, "indeed. I just started eating."
Her children all said, "mom!"
Eda growled, "what's that supposed to mean?"
….
Anakin says, "why do I i get the feeling that Eda is about to do something stupid?"
….
Luz said, "Eda, it's fine."
Amity said, "mom, please, it's alright."
Odalia said indignantly, "we'll for their type, yes!"
Eda growled, "THEIR TYPE?"
King said, "I gotta go to the bathroom…."
Several abominations came in with platters as one with a mustache and bowtie tried to say, "dinner is served."
King said, "nevermind! I can hold it!"
Eda and Odalia glared at one another as the food was placed all over the table.
The mustached abomination said their version of, "bon appetit."
King said, "oh, Mexican food, my favorite!"
Alador said, "well, best not to sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everyone dig in."
King, "don't mind if I do, Alador."
Odalia pulled a plate to her and growled, "so I suppose that any grandchildren we can expect from these two would be…."
Eds growled, "half human…. Yes."
Edric and Emira started filming everything for a good laugh as Alador said, "not that there's anything wrong with that, right Odalia?"
Odalia said, "oh no, NO! Of course not. That's assuming Clawthorne here doesn't eat them!"
Amit yelled, "mom!"
Eda said, "oh no, I usually prefer the ones who've been forced to act a certain way all their lives."
Luz said, "Eda, please!"
Odalia said, "I only did this because I loved her!"
Eda said, "oh? So you deprived her of friends, affection and kindness for her own good?"
Odalia growled, "you wouldn't understand! You're not her mother"!
The two kept breaking lives of food in anger as they bickered.
Emira whispered, "it's so nice to have the families together for dinner."
Odalia and Eda grabbed both ends of the roasted pig in the center of the table, making it fly into the air!
Luz and Amity yelled, "Eda!"
Eda yelled, "Luz!"
Odalia yelled, "Amity!"
Amity yelled, "dad!"
Alador yelled, "Odalia."
Goofy suddenly burst through a window and shouted, "Hooty!"
The pig smashed back down on the table.
Edric said, "check please…."
….
Back at LuLu Land….
The kids were having the time of their life.
The park was full of various rides and games they utterly adored.
Charlie and Vaggie took the babies with them, taking them to the baby-friendly areas. And the babies were having a great time.
As for Aiden and his girlfriends….
They had just gotten out of the tunnel of love, Aiden having a dumb grin on his face as the girls giggled.
The girls hugged Aiden.
Aiden said, "that was amazing."
"It sure was", Loona giggled as her tail wagged.
Luna couldn't stop giggling.
Aiden smiled.
Loona and Luna looked at Aiden and said, "Aiden, there's something we wanna do with you…."
Aiden raised an eyebrow. Marek heard them from nearby and smirked as he walked back over to the others.
Loona and Luna said in unison, "we wanna make love to you."
Aiden went wide-eyed before he quickly picked them both up and ran for the hotel, which was one block away….
As Marek walked with his siblings, Galen asked, "so where's Aiden?"
Marek said, "I think he's catching up with Loona and Luna…."
…..
Warning!
Warning!
Lemon starts here!
(We see a montage of their "catching up.")
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Aiden was groaning as Luna was sucking his cock, and Loona was licking his balls.
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Aiden was pounding into Loona doggystyle as the Hellhound ate out Luna.
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Luna fucked Aiden in the Amazon position as Loona had her tongue in her asshole.
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Aiden was jerking himself off as Loona and Luna 69'd each other.
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Loona was using a strap-on on Luna as the latter sucked Aiden off.
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Aiden was eating out Loona as Luna bounced on his cock.
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Aiden had Loona in the missionary position as Luna was rimming him.
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Loona was performing the single greatest blowjob on Aiden as Luna masterbaited to the sight.
….
Aiden switched between pumping into Luna and pumping into Loona.
….
The final orgasm of the love making session occurred as Aiden sprayed his cum all over Loona and Luna's faces and breasts.
….
We see all three laying under the blanket, cuddling one another, with Loona still grinding into Aiden's thigh as Luna was kissing his cheek while dozing off.
Aiden said, "so this how my dads feel like whenever they have their fun…."
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Warning!
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Lemon ends here!
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Meanwhile, back with the others….
Sam and his husbands were going through the love tunnel as well.
By the time they got out, Sam looked like he had stepped outta heaven.
As did the others.
It wasn't called the tunnel of love for nothing.
We then see Anakin with the kids.
He had just been telling them the story of when he and Obi Wan chased after a bounty hunter.
"Cool", Galen said.
Anakin chuckled at his grandson's impressed look.
Padme was eating a piece of green candy.
Beru was eating some pink cotton and candy.
Marek was eating popcorn.
Galen was eating a corndog.
We then see Charlie and Vaggie walking through the park.
The babies were in a stroller. They were babbling happily.
"My heart melts everytime they do something cute", Charlie squealed.
Vaggie chuckled and kissed her on the cheek.
Charlie blushed.
She felt so special at that moment.
The babies giggled.
Vaggie and Charlie smiled down at them.
"Why hello!"
Charlie and Vaggie looked up to see one of the park's mascots, Fizzarolli, standing there.
Vaggie asked, "Fizzarolli?"
Charlie whispered, "didn't Blitzo say he hated working with this guy?"
"Yes he did", Vaggie whispered.
Fizzarolli asked, "you folks enjoying your trip to LuLu Land?"
The babies were not happy. They found the clown scary.
Charlie then saw the babies were getting scared.
She asked, "um, sir, can you go, you're scaring the babies."
But Fizzarolli didn't listen.
He said, "but my job is to entertain the guests."
"Can you please leave, the babies are getting scared", Vaggie said.
Fizzarolli asked, "and who's asking?"
"Us", Charlie and Vaggie said.
Fizzarolli said, "oooh, I'm sooo scaaared."
The babies then started to cry.
Charlie and Vaggie said, "oh, you're in trouble now."
Then the ground started to shake.
Fizzarolli looked confused before he was pulled off the ground in Sam's clawed hand as he assumed his harpy form.
Charlie and Vaggie smirked.
Charlie said, "you done goofed."
Sam growled, "you did not just make my babies cry!?"
Fizzarolli gulped in fear.
"How dare you make babies cry", Hordak growled.
Prime held back an enraged Alastor as Lucifer walked toward and said, "Fizzarolli, do I need to remind you who pays your salary?!"
Fizzarolli went pale.
He stuttered, "M-Mr. Magne!?"
Lucifer growled, "one more incident like this, and you'll be working in the most rundown bar imaginable!"
Fizzarolli then started sweating.
Lucifer growled, "now you'd better apologize and then get back to your shift."
Sam then dropped Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli quickly said, "I'm so sorry",
before he dashed off to continue his shift.
The babies then reached their arms towards their father's.
All five quickly picked up the babies and held them close.
"Shh…. It's okay", Sam whispered.
Alastor said, "the mean clown imp is gone."
The babies hugged their father's as they kept whimpering.
That's right when Aiden arrived with his girlfriend's.
Marek caught notice of their hair looking a little crazy as Aiden said, "sorry everyone, we were just…. Catching up, What happened?"
"Just that a mean clown scared the babies", Charlie replied.
Aiden growled, "he did what?!"
"Fizzarolli wouldn't leave the babies alone, and when they cried, the mama bear's came running to save the day", Vaggie said.
Sam and the others nodded.
The babies were then starting to calm down.
Sam said, "why don't we get these kids some caramel apples? Cheer them up and everything?"
The others nodded as they all walked off.
Marek walked by Aiden and whispered, "so how was it?"
Aiden smiled and said, "absolutely incredible."
Marek smiled and patted his brother's head.
He said, "I'm happy for ya."
Aiden smiled.
The brothers then followed the others….
Soon the family got the caramel apples.
The babies happily gobbled them up.
Sam and his husbands smiled.
They were happy to cheer up their kids.
The family then went on some rides.
They all had a great time on every ride.
They took some photos as well.
Each one showed how much fun the family was having.
In one photo was the babies eating ice cream.
Another showed Charlie winning an apple eating contest.
Another showed Alastor winning a ring toss game.
Another showed Loona biting an employee who tried hitting on her by rigging his ball toss game while Luna was cuddling one of the cute stuffed…. Things that acted as prizes.
Another showed Hordak and Prime playing…. Whack-a-Giraffe.
Another showed Anakin and Sam playing a balloon dart game.
Another showed Galen and Marek playing on the bumper cars.
Another showed Lucifer and Alastor playing ring a demon.
Another showed Aiden playing ski-ball.
Lots of photos were taken that day.
We then see the family heading to their homes.
The babies fell asleep on the way back.
We then see Anakin entering the Owl House.
He said, "Eda? Luz? King?"
Anakin then sees his family on the couch.
Leia brought over a few towels for them.
Anakin asked, "I guess things didn't go well at dinner?"
"Nope", Luz said with a sigh.
Eda was grumbling to herself.
Anakin asked, "what did you do, Eda?"
Eda said, "Odalia started it!"
"She was looking for a chance to insult Eda", King said.
Anakin said, "sounds like her."
"And she even went as far as to insult Luz and Amity's relationship", Eda said with a growl.
Anakin said, "ugh, how someone as sweet as Amity had parents like that, I'll never know."
"And it resulted in a sorta , kind of a Food fight", King said.
King said, "it was wild."
"I wish I could have been there", Kane said.
Luz said, "trust me, you don't."
Anakin asked, "now Odalia didn't make any attempts to kill Luz?"
Luz, Eda and King shook their heads no.
"Good, she is keeping true to her word", Anakin said.
Luke said, "if she didn't, there'd be trouble."
"And the Jedi did warn her, that every one of them would go after her head, should she try to harm Luz again", Leia said.
Kane said, "that was both a threat and a promise."
The rest of the family nods their heads.
….
At the Scarlett House….
Sam and his husbands were giving the babies a bath.
The babies giggled as they were snuggled up in bubbles.
Sam asked as he smiled, "you like that, little ones?"
The babies all cheered.
"Here comes more water", Prime said as he poured water over the babies heads.
The babies sputtered before they started giggling again.
Hordak then grabbed the towels.
They slowly dried off all the babies.
Then they got the babies dressed. Each one in tiny little clothes.
The babies squealed as they hugged their fathers.
It was utterly adorable.
"It's time to go to sleep, little ones", Lucifer said.
The babies began to doze off.
The father's then carried the babies to their cribs.
They got them all tucked in.
The five then head to their bedroom.
They were eager for a good night's sleep.
"Today was a very fun day", Alastor said.
Sam said, "indeed it was."
"My favorite part was the love tunnel", Hordak said.
Prime said, "mine too."
"Mine as well", Sam said.
Alastor said, "it was indeed amazing."
"Especially the special part we did while in the tunnel", Lucifer said.
They all chuckled.
"Well let's all rest", Prime said.
The others all nodded in agreement.
Hordak soon pulled the covers over them.
They all slowly began to fall asleep….
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The next day….
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Lemon starts here!
Sam was taking a shower by himself. He enjoyed having that time to himself.
Sam closed his eyes as he was washing his hair.
He felt the water all around him.
Sam then felt someone clutch his hips.
Sam smirked and said, "you can't get enough of this booty, can you?"
Alastor grinned.
He asked, "can you blame me for wanting to start every morning with my cock up your tightly puckered hole?"
Sam chuckled, "makes sense, since it's your turn."
Alastor chuckled and said, "good kitty."
Alastor then shoved his cock inside of Sam's ass.
Sam's moans were muffled by the water.
Alastor started to pound his husband's ass.
They were gonna be at this for the entire shower….
"Gotta make sure you have…. My cum inside you…. For the rest of the day", Alastor grunted as he thrusted into Sam's ass while clutching his husband's hips.
Sam loved the sound of that.
Sam then clenched around Alastor's cock as he came!
This caused Alastor to cum deep inside his ass.
Sam moaned. Alastor groaned.
"I love you Alastor", Sam breathed out.
Alastor said, "I love you too."
Sam then kissed Alastor.
Alastor kissed him back.
Sam and Alastor wrapped their tongues together. They held one another.
The two broke the kiss.
Sam said, "we better get cleaned up."
"Agreed", Alastor said.
And with that, the two cleaned themselves off.
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Soon, the two dried themselves with the towels. They got themselves dressed.
The two then walked downstairs.
They found their husbands just finishing making breakfast.
"You two were in the shower for so long", Hordak said.
Sam and Alastor chuckled lightly.
The babies babbled as they sat in their seats.
Sam asked, "so what are we having for breakfast?"
"We're having Pancakes", Hordak said.
Sam said, "yummy."
"Kids, breakfast is ready", Prime called out.
They heard the kids race down the stairs and to the table.
"Good morning little imps", Sam said as he kissed each of his children's foreheads.
They all said, "morning dad."
Lucifer then served the food to everyone.
He said, "dig in."
Everyone did so. The pancakes were quite delicious.
Soon the family finished their breakfast.
They felt full and satisfied.
Marek asked, "Papa, can we go visit our boyfriends and girlfriends?"
Sam said, "I suppose so."
"Thanks", Ahsoka said.
Aiden smiled, excited to see his girlfriend's again.
"Just make sure to be back at the house before dark", Hordak said.
Their kids nodded.
"Well, have fun", Alastor said.
The kids said, "thank you", before they all went off.
Prime asked, "so what do we do in the meantime?"
Sam said, "I wouldn't mind relaxing today."
Lucifer said, "so shall we head to our room?"
The others nodded.
The five men then head up to their room.
They planned to cuddle all day long.
….
We then see Sam snuggling against Hordak's chest. He was petting his head gently.
Sam purred.
Hordak chuckled.
Hordak asked, "you like that, Little imp?"
Sam nodded and continued to pur.
Sam then felt Lucifer clutch his asscheeks and squeeze them.
Sam said, "you want a piece of this tush, don't you? Just like Alastor did this morning."
"Maybe later, but for now, I and the others will keep cuddling you", Lucifer said as he continued to squeeze Sam's asscheeks.
Sam giggled perversely.
Prime cupped Sam's cheeks.
The ones on his face, we mean.
"Oh, little imp, you are so adorable", Prime whispered.
Sam smiled brightly.
"You have such a cute face", Alastor said.
Sam blushed happily.
"As is your body", Hordak said.
Sam giggled again.
Prime then kissed Sam on the lips.
Sam moaned into the kiss.
Alastor then kissed Sam's neck.
Sam shuddered in bliss.
Hordak began to unbutton the back of Sam's dress.
Sam giggled and said, "eager to see more?"
Hordak nods his head as he removes the dress.
Sam was in some white lacy underwear.
Lucifer asked, "like to tease us that much?"
Sam giggled and said, "I'm a little minx."
Prime then started to perform a certain merge spell.
Sam smirked as he saw his husbands merge together.
Lucidakrime licked his lips as his tail wagged.
Sam giggled, "like what you see?"
Lucidakrime responded by using his claws to rip Sam's underwear off.
'This is going to be a long day', Sam thought.
….
Some time later….
"Looks like we made a mess in the room", Sam said as he looked around.
His husband's nodded as they were spread out all over the room.
"But what we did was fun", Hordak said.
Lucifer nodded and said, "indeed."
Sam nods his head as Alastor rubs his husband's bloated stomach.
They had indeed filled him up…. Again….
Sam asked as Alastor kept on rubbing his bloated stomach, "you four can't go one day without stuffing me, can you?"
Alastor said, "I think the bloated stomach speaks for itself."
Sam smiled.
He said, "I need some rest after all that…."
"Sure thing, little imp", Alastor said.
Prime used a spell to clean the room.
Sam said, "thank you, sweety."
Prime smiled and kissed Sam's cheeks. Sam giggled again.
Alastor then pulled the covers over Sam. Sam snuggled up underneath the covers.
"Have sweet dreams, little imp", Hordak whispered.
Sam smiled sweetly.
"I'll stay here with him", Alastor said.
Hordak said, "I'll get started on dinner."
Prime said, "I'll get the babies ready for dinner and bed."
"And I'll go pick up the kids since they are already late", Lucifer said.
The others nodded.
The three men then left the room.
Alastor held Sam close to him.
Sam slept peacefully.
Alastor smiled. He loved seeing Sam so content as they slept.
Alastor kissed Sam's forehead. Sam smiled in his sleep.
Alastor smiled and hugged Sam close to him.
He too began to doze off….
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