Disclaimer: The characters and settings used in this story belong to J.K Rowling. 'The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous' is a product of the wonderful Jilly Cooper, i.e. I don't own that either.

Author's note: This is a light hearted story, mild on angst if any. It is meant to be nothing but humor and fluff with a side of plot mixed in about the lives and loves of our favorite HP characters. I hope you enjoy it.

"Life is rarely as we would like it to be rather it is exactly as it is." –anonymous

C'est La Vie!

Chapter One

Draco Malfoy woke up with an audible groan. He tried to move, but something large was covering the bottom half of his body, blearily he opened one silver eye in hopes that his distorted vision could tell him what it was. Said large thing was red? No, he squinted again, said large thing had red hair, short red hair! Shutting his eyes again he hoped that when he looked again it would all be nothing but a figment of his very morbid imagination. Nope, it was still red. Okay, Draco think! He ordered himself. If short red hair was here then it was quite possible that there was messy black hair in the area. A quick but painful look at his surroundings located said messy black hair. Slowly the events of the night before were coming to light, Arguing, drinking, drinking, more arguing … "OH SWEET MERLIN!" He gave a dignified squawk, as the events of the previous night unveiled themselves. Short red hair gave a grunt and cuddled up to his legs. "No Weasley get off me!" He hollered throwing the young man off of him. A look of pained disgust morphed his face into something that quite looked like a constipated fish.

Ron Weasley growled as he fell with a thump. His head felt like there were ten elephants doing a very ferocious tango, and the evil buggers were wearing bright colored tutu's. "Will you shut up!" he groaned, rolling over on what seemed to be a well carpeted floor.

"Will the pair of you put a cork in it, I'm trying to stop my head from falling off" Messy black hair was awake too. Oh Joy. Having mastered holding up his head Harry looked up to see Ron rolling around on the carpet, and Draco Malfoy sprawled on his couch. "Err… What happened?" Having regained some human like brain functions Draco raised a sardonic eyebrow,

"We declared undying love for each other and shagged like bunnies? What do you think happened Potter," Even saying it gave Draco a bad after taste in his mouth, but the look of absolute horror on Potter's face was well worth it.

"You mean I finally confessed?" Harry asked, with a look of complete innocence. Draco gaped at him, unable to enunciate a single thought. Just then a voice from the door drawled,

"Party at Craven's 100 galleons, fire whiskey bottles 35 galleons, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter declaring their love? Priceless!"

"It's all your fault you bloody bint." Draco scowled. "And quit watching all that muggle television it'll corrupt what's left of your pea brain."

"Oh I don't know Malfoy, seeing you in nothing but your trousers is quite enough corruption for a girl." Said Ginny Weasley as she walked up next to Pansy.

"I don't know Gin, I think seeing all three of them all sprawled out like that is … quite fetching" Hermione Granger grinned, licking her lips and giving the men a suggestive once over.

"Hey! None of that now, stop looking at us like that, we have feelings too!" Ron mumbled wrapping his arms around him in a comforting gesture.

"Aww, ickle Ronniekins has hurt feelings; want me to kiss away your pain darling?" Ron looked mutinous as Pansy blew him a kiss.

"You could be a good girlfriend and get me a hang over potion." He said.

"And ruin my fun? Not flaming likely."

"Spoken like a true Slytherin." Muttered Harry.

"As much as we'd like to help you boys we can't the other lawyers are expecting us in half an hour at the ministry. If you've forgotten let me remind you, Malfoy Holdings has been sued again, and with the merger with Weasley Inc. we can't afford to lose. So while the three of you are at home sitting on your arses we are going to go and save said arses." With that Hermione and Pansy took off, all three turned to Ginny,

"Oh no you don't, I have an appointment with the Flints, Katie is redecorating." She turned and followed the other two, leaving the three drunken men to their own mercies.

Almost a decade has past since the fall of Voldemort, many lives were lost during the second great war of the era, and due to his downfall a great many lives were saved. People started realizing that old rivalries were unfounded and worked towards putting the past behind them. It was a long process and however the changes over the decade were quite prominent. Healthy competition between the houses still existed, but no longer were they considered fatal.

Harry Potter the savior of the wizarding world, defeated Voldemort in the final battle, but if it weren't for his allies the win might not have come about. Following the war, he started playing the one sport that had always given him a sense of freedom, he followed this up by purchasing Nimbus and started to make his own brooms, his experience on a broom and intrinsic knowledge of what would and would not work in a broom has him running a very successful company.

Ron Weasley, now here is a man who was not given much credit leading up to the war. If it hadn't been for his planning and skills the war might not have gone in the direction that it did. After orchestrating Voldemort's defeat, he went to a muggle university to learn the subtle art of business, upon his return he took over the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes and turned it around to Weasley Inc which now dabbles in a bit of everything from real estate to wizard and muggle wear to manufacturing companies. His company rivals Malfoy Holdings which brings us to our next war hero.

Draco Malfoy became a war hero quite by accident. It wasn't that he supported Voldemort, but he couldn't quite bring himself to give up his father. Contrary to popular belief he was not abused or neglected and would tell anyone if they actually asked, that he had quite a normal albeit spoilt childhood. After his father's untimely demise Draco went in search of a way to finally finish of Voldemort, his research and money finally bought a way to kill off Voldemort for good. Realizing that Potter was the only one who could do the snake like man in, he turned over what he had to Dumbledore. After the war, he took over Malfoy Holdings and worked towards giving it a more respectable name. Purging all the illegal investing and clearing off his father's dark artifacts, he spent a considerable amount on charities and funding for the victims of the war including building a new hospital because St. Mungos just couldn't handle the increasingly large amounts of patients.

Hermione Granger the mind behind the trio's exploits decided to use her intelligence to find a way to block the killing curse, of course after painstaking research and with the help of one Severus Snape she managed to create a potion and an incantation that help slow the effects of the killing curse. It had been a great help during the war and even now it was lauded as one of the greatest accomplishments recorded in wizarding history. After her efforts in the war Hermione thirsted for something more, her volatile nature and nit picky attitude took her to a career in law, where she met Pansy Parkinson.

Pansy didn't have much to do in the war except provide information when she heard it, or drop false bits of information regarding the Order's work. After the war she took off for further education and decided to become a lawyer in order to protect Parkinson investments. She managed to save her inheritance and went on to open her own law firm with Hermione.

Ginny Weasleys' efforts in the war were notable as her dueling skills were exemplary, she managed to capture and kill more death eaters than a great number of aurors did. However all the death and destruction left her with wanting nothing to do with the ugliness that was the real world. Instead Ginny took up interior decorating and started creating fantasies for people to live in. Together with Luna Lovegood's smarts they managed to create their own firm and were quite happy dishing out leases on castles in the sky.

Luna Lovegood fought in the war along side everyone, making no noticeable difference until the end when her fluke curse maimed Avery as he tried to stop Harry from killing Voldemort. Unlike Ginny she was never quite there in the real world so it wasn't a far cry for her when she joined Ginny in the land of fantasies. Together they had a wonderful time running Dreams Unlimited.

Blaise Zabini, otherwise known as the man who made husband's jealous did just that during the war, his little role in turning wives against their husbands led them all to a point where they were singing about the deeds of their death eater husbands. Unorthodox you say? Well war is a nasty business. Charm and guile were second nature to him, after the war he decided to pursue a career in the high strung world of fashion; his looks took him straight to the top and have kept him there since.

The war was over, but life for these young men and women had just begun.

AN: Well, I'd like to know what you think about this. Like it, dislike it? Think I should feed it to my dog? Reviews are appreciated; I'd like to know if I should continue with it so let me know what you think.

Thanks for reading.

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